the pregnants and yoweez

CLT: So, how have you been?
CBD: pretty good actually
CBD: much different than my usual fare
CBD: i feel more comfortable with my identity
CLT: What do you mean?
CBD: its
CBD: kind of a human thing
CBD: us and our weird sexuality bullshit
CLT: Ooooh...
CBD: ask bro to explain it to you later
CLT: You were not comfortable being a... Oh, what did Bro call it...
CLT: 'Yow-ee'?
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] face palms --
CBD: ahahaha
CBD: yes
CBD: yes i am the yaois
CLT: I do not know what that means very well.
CBD: again
CLT: But Bro said it had something to do with favouring masculinity.
CBD: ask bro about it
CBD: just ask him why dave was freaking out about being a homosexual
CLT: Oh...
CLT: Okay.
CLT: It is alright, Dave.
CLT: I was most aggitated when I learned that Bro caught the Pregnants.
CBD: he can probably explain better than i can
CBD: pfffff
CLT: What?
CBD: im sure youll be a great dad
CBD: dont worry about it
CLT: I will make sure to keep the Pregnants away from Bro from now on.
CLT: Um...
CLT: However that happened.
?TO, CTO ceased responding to memo.
CLT: Have you caught the Pregnants?
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] can catch the pregnants if Dave tries hard enough, oops. --
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] :O --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Or if anyone tries hard enough, damn cat biology. --
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Don't worry, you won't catch the Pregnants from Quinn. :) --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] ... --
CBD: no
CBD: i havent caught the pregnants
CLT: Oh, that is most excellent.
CLT: Because Bro says he caught them from me, but that is foolish.
CLT: I did not have the Pregnants.
CBD: its not a disease doofus
CLT: I have seen things affected by the Pregnants.
CBD: basically your genetics mixed together in his manuterus and now hes having a baby
CLT: Swelling of the abdomen, increase in body temperature, vomiting...
CLT: It sounds like a disease.
CBD: its not a disease
CLT: I beg to differ.
CBD: its basically what your mother grubs did all the time
CLT: ...
CLT: It can not be that, we did not use a bucket.
CBD: he used the wish fairy
CBD: she made him physically capable of mixing your genetic material inside him
CBD: so he can produce a grubbaby
CLT: ...
CLT: Hm...
CLT: I did give him the Pregnants!
CLT: I am an awful Matesprit...
CBD: yeah but thats called knocking him up
CBD: and no youre not
CBD: he asked the wish fairy for that because he wanted to have your kid
CLT: Oh...
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Eyes look very soft and happy. --
CLT: That is a wonderful gesture...
CPG: ωʍω < （（課r化tsてぇべstチャラcてらにょねうぉあｒぐえしさづｍｂ。））
CBD: its cuz he loves you doofus
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Looks like he's sQuee-ing on the inside. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] kawaii --
CLT: Bro is just too wonderful to me...
CBD: you guys are pretty cute together not gonna lie
CLT: Oh, no, he is the cute one.
CLT: I am the large, brutish blue-blood.
CBD: as the third party i think i can say the both of you are pretty damn cute
CKK: MORE LIKE CUTE.
CKK: CUTE CUTE CUTE.
CBD: see karkat agrees
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Blushing bashfully. --
CBD: you have been outvoted
CLT: Oh, stop...
CLT: I man with the amount of scar tissue littering his body has no place referring to himself as cute.
CLT: A8))
CLT: **)
CBD: implying scar tissue matters
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] pats his side gingerly. --
CBD: i myself am going to have some gnarly bear claw scars when my side is done healing
CLT: Yes, but you do not have burn marks.
CBD: i dont think bro gives a shit
CLT: You see, many trolls are actually attracted to scars.
CBD: he wouldnt say he loves you if he didnt think you were perfect
CLT: It shows that their Matesprit has been in combat before and can defend themself.
CBD: thus your argument is invalid
CLT: It is a wonderful thought...
CLT: I think your brother is just... So very exQuisite...
CBD: uhuh and he thinks youre perfect
CBD: thus
CBD: you guys are damn cute together
CBD: my logic is infallible
CLT: I look into his eyes and it is as if my internal organs have been destroyed by hydrochloric acid...
CBD: heh
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Happy sigh. --
CBD: cute
CLT: Basically, it makes me melt.))
CBD: (( kawaii ))
CLT: Quinn is just too literal in how he explains feelings.))
CBD: (( i love it ))
CBD: (( MC loves it too btw ))
CLT: :D))
CBD: hey quinn what do you think
CPG: ((kissu u))
CLT: Hm?
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] hooks an arm around Karkat's waist --
CBD: are karkat and i a cute couple
CLT: Oh, very much so!
CLT: And your offspring will have uniQue traits too!
CBD: o
CBD: offspring
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] earperks. --
CKK: O-OH, WELL.
CLT: Usually the idea of a meowbeast and a bird combined into one being disturbs me and makes it difficult to sleep at night, but with you two it would very much work!
CKK: HEHE.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tailflicks nervously. --
CLT: Encouragement! XD))
CBD: wow quinn
CBD: thanks
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is totally okay withthis idea ic/ooc. --
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Smiling at the both of them. --
CLT: You are most welcome.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is very much feline, there's a huge possibility of more than one grub being born if it were to happen. :U --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] shit --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] has the parenting experience. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] shit --
-- CURRENT lordTrelane [CLT] Oh no, what's wrong? D:> --
CBD: weve already got a sort of adopted grub to look after anyways
CLT: Oh.
CLT: Dave.
CKK: AND THAT ONE IS AWAKE AND TRYING TO GET OUT OF HIS CRIB...
CLT: Do not give Karkat the Pregnants.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] gets up and rushes upstairs. --
CBD: i doubt were physically capable of that
CLT: Is it because you are both male?
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] trots back down after getting Elliot back to sleep. --
CBD: well i just dont think our genetics are compatible
CBD: heeeeey elliot
CKK: shhh...
CKK: Just rocking him back to sleep...
CBD: oh sorry
CLT: He is very cute.
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] walks over to gently stroke Elliot's face with a rough knuckle --
CBD: yeah he is
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Elliot makes a little otterchirp sound. nuzzling Dave's hand in his sleep. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's voice is quiet --
CPG: ((john<3karkat is... communism))
CBD: (( it is ))
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] I ship JohnKat :T ] --
CBD: (( davekat is about bloody time ))
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] My ot3 is DaveJohnKat. ] --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] bends a little to kiss Elliot's forehead --
CBD: (( there needs to be a name for that ship ))
CBD: (( "The Red Scare" ))
CPG: ((aka "1947-1957"))
CBD: (( as in the point in TIME when communism was a big deal ))
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] LOL ] --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] purrs and smiles before carrying the sleeping grub back upstairs to his crib. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] just kinda stands around in the kitchen smiling after Karkat takes the grub away --
CBD: cute