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- >It was that time of day again
- >Lunch time
- >Every weekday you go to the same place to eat a quick lunch and chit chat with the baker behind the counter
- >Pinkie Pie, a sweet, adorable, over excited mare, and childish at times who made you laugh
- >She helpes out the Cakes with their business and personal lives
- >She bakes tasty cupcakes but the one thing you love are her lemon cookies
- >Sour and sweet
- >It reminded you of your mother and grandmother's lemon cookies
- >You would always rub the powdered sugar under your nose
- >'look ma, I got a mustache like grandapa'
- >Both of them would laugh except for when you got older and called it cocaine. No more mustache jokes since grandpa died
- >"Hey Anonymous are you gonna stand there all day or come in?"
- >You look down at the voice and see Mrs. Cake standing there with the door open
- "Oh sorry Mrs. Cake, just kind of zoned out"
- >She giggles and passes by you
- >MC: "It's fine, just be careful"
- >She walks away with a bag on her back
- >You enter the shop and see a huge fucking grin on Pinkie's face
- >PP: "Hey Anon! Is it lunch time already?"
- "Yeah Pinkie, give me my usual please"
- >PP: "Okie dokie Lokie"
- >She hides behind the counter for a second then reappears with a bag in her mouth
- >PP: "Mere ma goat"
- "Thanks Pinkie"
- 1/2
- >You grab the bag from her mouth and place some bits on the counter
- >You sit down at a table and...wait you forgot the milk
- >Pinkie places a glass of milk on the table as soon as you thought of that
- >PP: "Seems you forgot the milk"
- >You reach in your pocket
- >PP: "No need to pay, its just a glass of milk"
- "Thanks Pinkie, I can be a bit of an air head sometimes"
- >She just gives you a smile and goes behind the counter again
- >You take a bite out of the cookie
- >Oh man here comes your mouthgasm
- "Oh God...Pinkie...it tastes so good..."
- >PP: "Thanks Anon, they're super duper extra fresh today"
- "*mumble* herm *you drink some milk* ah...so good Pinkie"
- >She just rests her head on her hoof
- "So Pinkie, anything new in your life?"
- >Pinkie thinks for a second
- >PP: "Well...I am planning a party for this weekend"
- "Oh who's party is it?"
- >You bite another cookie
- >PP: "It's my party, its gonna be SO much fun. Thereisgoingtobegames,dancing,andsomuchcupcakes!"
- >Man sometimes you can't understand her so you just nod your head
- "Sounds like fun"
- >PP: "It will be Anon...as long as you come..."
- "Oh Am I invited?"
- >PP: "Of course you are you silly billy"
- "Pinkie I'm not a goat"
- >PP: "Just come please?"
- "Of course I will go, I always go"
- >You eat another cookie, Pinkie has a big smile on her face
- "So whats this party about?"
- >Pinkie gets a nervous look on her face
- >PP: "I-It's about something...I have a crush...my first one...SO I thought I should throw a PARTY!"
- >Odd, Pinkie being nervous, that's something new
- >But you now wonder who she has a crush on
- "So Pinkie...who is your crush?"
- >You eat the last cookie
- 2/x
- >Pinkie rubs her hooves together nervously
- >PP: "It's somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony you know..."
- "Who is it? I won't tell"
- >PP: "Anonymous...its a secret crush...so its a secret"
- "Oh Pinkie, I can Pinkie Promise™ that I won't tell anybody about him...or her"
- >Is Pinkie into girls?
- >PP: "No Anonymous...oh look at the time. Your lunch break is over"
- "Okay okay, I know when I am unwanted"
- >You get up and roll the bag and toss it away
- >PP: "Oh Anonymous, you are always wanted here, who else will eat all our lemon cookies?"
- >She giggles and you laugh, you wave goodbye to her and head back to work
- *Days later*
- >Today is Pinkie's party and you are ready
- >You had your usual outfit, a tee shirt with some pants. But this was a party so today you had a bow tie
- "Bow ties are cool"
- >As once said by Time Turner, who now has started to wear ties after his sudden physical change. You blame Derpy since she always is with him
- >You walk out of your apartment and head over to Applejack's barn
- >On your way there you join in a group of ponies heading over to Pinkie's Party
- >You joined in the conversation, it was idle chit chat
- >"So Anonymous who do you think Pinkie has the hots for?"
- >You think for a second about who you have seen Pinkie happy with
- "Well she is friendly to everyone...so I have no idea"
- >"Come on now, I always see both of you laughing it up from my shop"
- >"Hey maybe it's Anonymous"
- >You stop dead in your tracks
- >You and Pinkie
- >Human and a pony
- >What?
- >"Anon, I was kidding"
- >You snap out of it and blush hard
- "Yeah...just thought about mixing in with your species"
- >"Oh I bet there are some out there, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Fluttershy, I mean she was pretty close to that minotaur"
- >You all laugh, god ponies can be cunts sometimes
- >You finally arrived at the party
- >You gave a nod to Big MacIntosh, he returns it
- >You spot Pinkie Pie surrounded by her usual group of friends
- "Hey Pinkie Pie"
- >All girls turned their attention to you and stop their conversation
- >PP: "Hey Anonymous! Glad you could make it"
- "Well Pinkie I really can't miss a party about your...uh crush"
- >Shit its something really weird to throw a party about actually
- 3/x
- >Pinkie hugs you and you pat her name which for some odd reason causes her friends to d'aww
- >She lets go and blushes...you think. Pink and red don't mix well sometimes
- "So Pinkie are you going to reveal who do you like?"
- >Pinkie rubs her hooves nervously
- >PP: "Uh No Anon, its still a secret"
- "Haha Okay"
- >Suddenly Rainbow Dash wraps her hoof around Pinkie and drags her away whispering something in her ear
- >Now came the awkward silence between you and Pinkie's four best bestest best friends
- "Sooo...do you girls like lemon cookies?"
- >Rarity: "I actually don't, I find the taste a bit...tart"
- "That's what I enjoy about it actually, its like something unwanted yet it can taste good"
- >Twilight: "I actaully never tried one"
- "You should try Pinkie's, I find them to be delicious. They remind me the kind my mom and grandmother baked back on Earth"
- >Applejack: "Eeeyeah, Pinkie told us about that"
- "Really? Pinkie talks about me?"
- >Applejack gets a nervous look on her face
- >AJ: "Y-Yeah...nothing but good things"
- >You hope its always good things. You are an alien on their world, can't have anything bad about yourself or else you're screwed
- "So what else does she say about me? I always wonder what ponies think about me"
- >Applejack has beads of sweat dropping down her forehead
- >AJ: "Uh.."
- >Rarity: "She says you are quite a comedian, and in my opinion you seem like a nice fellow"
- >Comedian? Well you do joke around with her but you never really thought of yourself as a funny guy
- "We do joke around a lot. Hey, do any of you know who Pinkie's crush is? I'm just curious"
- >All four mares freeze up and give each other nervous glances
- >Twilight: "We Pinkie Promised to not tell anyp[spoiler][/spoiler]ony who he is"
- >Its "he"
- "OH a guy huh? Okay won't say a thing"
- >Twilight facehoofs as Pinkie arrives back with Rainbow Dash
- >PP: "Hey Anon want to dance?"
- >You figure why not
- "Yeah sure"
- >You follow Pinkie Pie to where the music was at
- >You try to dance to this music but it is kind of hard
- >Pinkie is dancing and enjoying herself at least which makes you happy
- 4/x
- >After a while the song changes to a slow dance type of song
- >Pinkie gets on her hind legs and you quickly grab her front hooves
- >She leans against you and the two of you dance slow from side to side
- >She closes her eyes and rests her head against your chest
- >PP: "Thank you Anonymous"
- "Thank you for what?"
- >PP:"For coming"
- "Pinkie, its a party. I know its your talent"
- >You two continue on and stay quiet. It feels good dancing with Pinkie
- >The song ended and you went to get punch
- >You brought an extra cup in case Pinkie or anyone wanted some
- >You let a group of friends pass by you
- >"Did you tell him yet?"
- >PP: "No I haven't"
- >You decided to stay where you are since you were hidden by a post
- >"Why haven't you told him yet?"
- >PP: "Its kind of hard to tell somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony you really like them"
- >"Just tell him I bet he will accept"
- >PP: "I can't I'm afraid of being rejected"
- >Okay maybe you should stop eavesdropping
- >You make an appearance causing the girls to stop their conversation
- "Hey Pinkie want some punch?"
- >PP: "SURE! Thanks Anon"
- >She grabs the cup and chugs it down quickly
- >Twilight: "So Anonymous, are you enjoying the party?"
- "Yeah, not so bad. Drinking punch, danced with Pinkie, talked with some ponies. Its all good"
- >Twilight nods
- >Twilight: "So Anonymous do you have a crush on somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony?
- "Actually no I don't. Sort of living my life right now. Each week is the same thing"
- >Pinkie looks a little sad
- "Oh don't worry about me Pinkie, I'll find someone to love"
- >Pinkie gives off a small smile
- >She hugs your leg and you pat her head
- >You decide its best to mingle wit the other ponies. Pinkie's crush may be watching and who knows he could be the jealous or shy type
- >You hang around chit chatting with other ponies, drinking punch, dance with a mare or two, and just eat all those lemon cookies
- >The party is ending leaving you alone with Pinkie and her friends
- "Hey, great party Pinkie. I had a good time"
- >PP: "Glad you liked it Anon"
- 5/x
- >Pinkie looks at her friends and they all give her nudges and hoof signs. Rainbow Dash for some odd reason was thrusting her hoof into a her tail shaped as an "O" giving a wink to Pinkie
- "Well good night Pinkie, see ya girls"
- >You were about to walk out that door when Pinkie calls you
- >PP: "HEY! Anonymous wait, can you walk with me?"
- "Sure"
- >You let Pinkie say good-bye to her friends and walk with her down the road
- >Wait...Pinkie threw the party yet she's leaving her friends to clean up the mess...fuck it
- >PP: "Hey Anonymous?"
- "Yeah?"
- >PP: "Do you like ponies?"
- "Of course I do"
- >PP: "I meant 'like like' ponies"
- "Oh well...I think if the right one comes then I'll try to love her with all my heart"
- >PP: "So you can't love us?"
- "Well...I can its just...well right now is not the right time?"
- >PP: "Then when is?"
- >She stops and stares at you
- "Well when it happens I'll tell you"
- >PP: "Okay..."
- >You noticed that you two actually stopped in front of Sugarcube Corner
- "Goodnight Pinkie"
- >PP: "Goodnight Anonymous"
- >She opens her door and goes in
- >Man, ponies sure are nosy in other people's love life
- *A week and a half later*
- >Lunch time
- >The best time of the day for you to eat cookies, lemon cookies
- >You walk into the bakery with a smile on your face
- >Pinkie, the wonderful mare who makes your favorite baked goods, also has a huge fucking grin on her face
- >PP: "Hey Anon, are you ready for some cookies?"
- "Yeah, are they fresh?"
- >PP: "You betcha!"
- >You bite one
- "Oh...so good"
- >Its like she bakes them with cocaine or something
- 6/x
- "Hey Pinkie?"
- >PP: "Yeah Anon?"
- "What do you put into these cookies that make them taste so good?"
- >Pinkie just giggles at you
- >PP: "Its a secret ingredient"
- "You can trust me"
- >PP: "Nah, maybe one day I'll tell you"
- "Okay"
- >You finish your lunch and talk to Pinkie about random things; video games, books, ponies, party, and cities in Equestria
- >Another day goes by in Equestria
- >A few days later you ask Pinkie about what makes her lemon cookies so good
- >PP: "No, its a secret"
- "Okay, okay I'll stop"
- >You go back to eating your cookies
- >PP: "Hey Anonymous, why do you like lemon cookies so much?"
- "I like them because they remind me of good things in my life. My mom and grandma would bake them whenever they had the chance. It would be a real life Kodak moment whenever we got around to eat those cookies. It was special every time, they are moments that will be with me forever. I remember once when they were baking I asked them what made them taste so good. They told me it was love, love was the secret ingredient that made their lemon cookies so good. That's why I love eating your cookies Pinkie, they make happy no matter what."
- >Pinkie Pie hug attack out of no where
- >PP: "Love! Thats my secret"
- "What?"
- >Pinkie looks up at you with tears in her eyes
- >PP: "I make my lemon cookies with love, I make them basically for you. I love you Anonymous"
- >Woah, you are Pinkie's crush
- >Pinkie Pie has a crush on you
- >Pinkie loves you
- >Love
- "Uh"
- >Pinkie stares into your eyes
- >The cookies she makes, they're baked with love like home
- >You don't miss home that much since you eat her cookies
- >Pinkie turns away
- >PP: "You don't love me back...its not the right time isn't it?"
- "Pinkie..."
- >This crazy mare loves you, and she shows it everyday
- "Pinkie I think its time"
- >Fucking huge grin on her pink face again
- >PP: "I really really really-"
- >She goes on for five minutes saying 'really' until finally she says the words
- >PP: "-really really love you Anon"
- "...okay. I love you too Pinkie"
- >Pinkie just smiles and reaches your head up puckering her lips
- >Yeah, you're not ready for that. You are still getting past the part you are being in love with a talking pony
- "Uh"
- >You bend down and let her lips kiss your cheek
- >You look and see she is confused
- "Too soon Pinkie...just little by little"
- >PP: "Okie dokie lokie"
- 7/x
- >She has a neutral look on her face
- "I do like you Pinkie...its just this is all new to me and I want to take it slow"
- >PP: "Its okay, I understand. This is new to me too"
- >You gently pat her head
- >Pinkie looks up to you with a blush on he face
- >PP: "Rainbow Dash said...that going all the way makes things happen quicker"
- >No
- >Nope not even going there
- "Uh..."
- >PP: "Too soon?"
- "Very"
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash
- >PP: "So...are you my special somehuman?"
- >Are you this mare's boyfriend?
- "Yes and you are my special somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony"
- >Oh God...you're a horse fucker now...well soon to be one
- >PP: "*GASP* I HAVE TO THROW A PARTY!"
- >You went back to work leaving a party planning Pinkie thinking of how to celebrate your new relationship
- *Months later*
- >Today you were going to an expensive dinner in Manhattan
- >You put on a nice suit and head over to the restaurant
- >Arriving at the restaurant you are greeted right away and led to your table
- >Pinkie was already at the table
- >You sit down with her and kiss her on the cheek
- "Hey, you beat me"
- >Pinkie gives a soft laugh, you noticed she had some white powder in her mane
- >You dust it off
- "You had something in your mane"
- >PP: "Oh it was just some sugar. I baked some lemon cookies!"
- "But Pinkie...we came here to eat"
- >PP: "Yeah but they don't bake my lemon cookies!"
- >Now you do love her cookies but its ghetto bringing your own food
- "Pinkie, don't tell me you have cookies in your mane again"
- >PP: "Silly Anon, I baked them in their kitchen. They didn't mind"
- 8/x
- >She gives off a huge grin but the workers in the place give off annoyed looks towards her direction
- >She probably pestered them or something, fuck it
- >You eat a wonderful dinner with Pinkie Pie, now came the desert
- "So Pinkie, I am ready for desert"
- >Pinkie disappears under the table for a second and brings out a platter of cookies
- >PP: "Eat up"
- >Both of you gorge like animals and end up having powered faces
- "Delicious as always Pinkie"
- >Pinkie goes to kiss your cheek as usual but suddenly you felt like something new
- >You kiss Pinkie on her lips causing her to be shock
- >She has a shock expression which grows to a big grin
- >She tightens her body and starts trembling
- "Uh Pinkie? Are you okay?"
- >You may have just broke your marefriend
- >Suddenly Pinkie flys into the air with a rocket on her back. She goes around the room flying into tables and flipping them and their occupants
- >Pinkie flys at you in which results in a big confetti explosion covering everyone in confetti and food
- >She has a big smile on her face and has confetti in her mane
- >Pinkie: "I LOVE YOU ANON! I SUPER DUPER LOOOOOOOVVEEEE YOOOUU!"
- >She plants one on your lips
- "And I love you too Pinkie"
- >You hug her close to you
- >As much as adorable your moment was with Pinkie, thatdn't stop the waiter
- >Waiter: "Excuse me...but...
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