Attack on Bethesda

Every game we release is in beta!
(lies, lies, lies, lies, lies) (it just works!)

See that mountain you can climb it!
Fallout 3 has 200 endings!
Oblivion has radiant AI- unscripted living in real time!
Creation kit will release in January!
Rev up those fleet wood mac soundtracks
Fallout 4 releases this year
No questions it just works, trust me!

Todd Howard, he is the king
Of making promises he cannot hope to keep
Features won’t make it in, but you don’t care
You’ll buy the expansions anyway

Tell me lies!
Tell me sweet little lies!
You have broken my heart so many times!
Infinite quests in Skyrim were promised
Totally forgot you’re a LIAR!
I promise now that I will never buy
A Bethesda game ever again
But I heard that the next Elderscrolls is in Elsweyr!
(lies, lies, lies, lies, lies) (it just works!)