Shantae and Iris Fart Off

Shantae and Iris looked at each other as they were both wearing pants, standing on a wooden peir by the ocean, with Shantae's being red and Iris in white as they had their hands on their hips, smirking.
Shantae: You ready to rip ass?
Iris: Don't give me any of that! I'm gonna cut you a break you won't regret!
Shantae laughed as she turned around and bent over, launching a huge bassy fart that blew Iris away, quite literally, with Iris fanning the air.
Iris: Jeeze, are you trying to poison me!?
Shantae: (giggles) Isn't that the point?
Iris smirked, pulling up her pants as she let out several bubbly farts, with them popping as Shantae fell down, causing Iris to laugh.
Iris: What's wrong? You can't handle the pop?
Shantae: Oooh, now you made me mad!
And for the rest of the night, Shantae and Iris tried to outfart each other, seeing who would be better at pooping their pants.