Chuck Norris once repfucked omni.

Chuck Norris is the reason Far got banned, and unbanned.

Chuck Norris once got banned for lounge crackdown, and then unbanned by pointing at his screen and yelling bullshit.

When only a l33t, chuck norris posted in the staff section.

Omniscient sent chuck norris $30 and gave him ub3r.

Chuck Norris can ask for rep.

Omniscient asks chuck norris for rep (rip of above :p)

Chuck Norris went rouge two months after hacker22, but this time omniscient sent chuck an apology, and did not announce it.

Chuck Norris can post forbidden blackhat activity.

Chuck Norris was once scammed, and proceeded to go to the scammers house, and roundhouse kick him.

Chuck Norris never gets -rep.

Chuck Norris can unsalt any password in under 5 seconds.

Chuck Norris can give out more than 5 reps a day.

Chuck Norris can give more then - / + 10 rep.

Chuck Norris bought HF for 30k, and sold it back the same day for 100k.

Chuck Norris declined a position for staff.

Chuck Norris is the only non staff / admin that can repfuck.

Chuck Norris can think of an IP, and ddos it with the same power as a 200k botnet.

Whenever theres a mysql error omniscient calls chuck, chuck then points at it and says boom, then it fixes its self out of fear.