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- >Hear noises under front stairs.
- >Stray fluffy pony.
- >Seems frightened, won't talk or come out.
- >Mare with two newborn foals.
- >Successful fluffy pony birth in the wild is super-rare.
- >They'll never survive outside.
- >Adopt fluffy pony family.
- >Mare is okay, most of the time.
- >Sometimes snaps, growls at you.
- >Quick thwack to the nose fixes that.
- >Fluffy foals are terrific.
- >Playful, communicative, both love people.
- >Mare never really accepts being tame.
- >Tolerates you but not strangers.
- >Has to be locked in safe room when you have visitors.
- >Foals are great with strangers, energetically playing with your friends.
- >Embarrassing, because mother howls and cries, banging her feeble hooves on safe-room door the entire time.
- >Can't come outside to play either.
- >Attacked mailman once.
- >Fluffy pony attacks are harmless, but they could make a human trip & fall.
- >Don't want to get sued.
- One day...
- >Fluffy mare is being particularly obnoxious.
- "Okay...you're going in the sorry-box to cool off."
- >"No!" snaps fluffy mare.
- >Runs from you.
- >thiscannotbetolerated.gif
- >Fluffy mare makes a break for outside.
- >Crashes face first into screen door.
- >Bounces back, dazed, but screen is torn.
- >Gets to her feet, scrambles out hole, ripping tear wider.
- >You could stop her, but you don't.
- >Seconds later, tires squeal.
- >Fluffy mare is now splattered on the pavement.
- >Two foals watched from safe-room window.
- >Foals cry horribly.
- >"Mummy! Why mummy dead!?"
- >Hold them to your chest, comfort them as best you can.
- >Happy their stupid mother is dead.
- >Best Day Ever.
- >Fluffy foals stop sobbing, begin sucking on your man nipples.
- >You're their mummy now.
- >Totally worth a torn screen door.
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