flute of flat champagne (quality: decent)
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy (quality: decent)
bottle of cooking sherry (quality: decent)
mediocre lager (quality: crappy)
single swig of vodka (quality: good)
Gets-You-Drunk (quality: awesome)
dream of a dog (quality: EPIC)
Irish Coffee, English Heart (quality: good)
legitimate business on the beach (quality: awesome)
non-aged vinegar (quality: awesome)
bottle of drinkin' gas (quality: good)
Orangemageddon wine cooler (quality: good)
nega-mushroom wine (quality: awesome)
mourning wine (quality: good)