4chan Hazbin Hotel story: Renegade Revenge part 1

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #273 & #275
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>be you
>die and go to hell
>get a job at the only news network there as the top bitchs assistant
>it mostly consists of her bitching about other people to you, you getting her coffee and you giving her "deserved" complements
>get an apartment and roommate to help with rent
>he's a fucking prostitute, wasn't even hiding it
>only god knows how many diseases that spider has
>you wouldn't screw him even if he paid you
>the jackass constantly gets on your nerves but he pays rent and the two of you occasionally go out drinking and hanging out with some mad bomber
>the two of you became good friends over the months you spent with each other
>one night angel got on your last nerve
"GOD DAMNIT! Incognito shut the hell up!"
>you froze when you realized what you called angel
>"who's incognito?"
"my jackass of a younger brother. you remind me of him."
>you think little of your outburst after apologizing but angel doesn't see it in such a way
>angel goes to his room and sits on his bed
>"does...does he see me as his brother?"
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>Come home from work
>Katie was being her usual cunty self again
>How Tom can stand fucking her you'll never know
>You close your apartment door and almost sit down
>You hear sniffling coming from Angels room
>The door is slightly open but you knock anyways
"Hey, you alright?"
>You hear him force himself to stop crying but his voice tells you everything isn't alright
>"Yeah Non, I'm f-fine! Just a bad trip!"
>Like hell you believe that
>You open the door and see Angel
>He has a black eye, no not the one he always has
>You rush over to him and gently hold his head in place so you can look him over
"Shit! What the hell happened to you?"
>He takes your hands off him
>"I just fell!"
"What, onto a fist? Angel did that fucking roach do this?"
>"No."
>You cross your arms
"Angel please just tell me."
>"Fuuuck... It was a john..."
"Oh fucking perfect, why would he hit you?"
>"Just got a scumbag, just d-dont worry about it."
'Bullshit, that's not all the details.'
>You want to keep pressing him for details but decided against it
>You left the room and returned with an ice pack and two bottles of cheap booze
"Here, you look like you could use it."
>You give him a bottle and the ice pack which he puts to his eye
>"Thanks Non."
>The two of you sit next to each other on his bed, drinking away his pain and your frustration
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>It's night time
>Angel is sleeping
>Anon looks at Angel's room and then leaves
>After about thirty minutes of walking, he makes it to his destination
>He can feel the bass of the music coming from the building
>Valentinos club
>Anon walks up to the bouncer
"Let me in."
>"Fuck off."
>Pic related flashes briefly in the corner of anons vision
>He punches the other sinner in the throat and walks past the gasping man and into the building
>Anons nose hates him, the stench of sex, drugs and self loathing assaults him
>He sees Valentino sitting in the VIP section with... Succubi? sitting on his lap
>Anon makes his way past the dancing crowd and drugged out manics to Valentino
>He stops at the entrance when two large sinners block his path
>Valentino looks from his whores to Anon
>"Let him in. I know him."
>The sinners move out of the way and Anon walks in and takes a seat
>"So, how's my favorite sneak doing?"
"I don't work for you anymore."
>"Oh don't be so sour! Can I get you anything? Girls? Booze?"
"I'm fine. I need something."
>"Oh I know that, everyone wants something. But tell me, what's the one rule everyone has to follow here?"
"Don't fuck with Valentino."
>The roach smiles, flashing his gold tooth, and pats Anon on the head
>Anon sneers and slaps his hand away
>"Good you remember. So Anon, what do you want to know?"
"One of Angels clients beat him. A black eye was all I could see but I'm sure his fur is covering up bruises."
>Valentinos smile drops
>"Oh. That. Now Anon, I don't like selling out my customers."
>Valentino leans back and gives the succubus on his lap a grope
>"What can you give me in exchange for it?"
>Anon groans internally
>He hates screwing people over but...
"Someone's trying to make a rival business, Imp City."
>Valentino shifts around
>"Oh well well, that certainly is news. But not enough for me to screw over a client."
>Damn roach
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"Look, if you let this fucker get away with beating Angel you're telling all of Hell that people can fuck with you and get away with it. I know that you can see how bad that is for you."
>Anon watches Valentinos face twist up in anger before shifting back to a calm arrogance
>"That... Is true. Fine. You'll find him here. Now get the hell out, I have to take care of some... Business."
>You take the address from Valentino and leave as he starts fucking the sex demon on his lap
>You look at the address and sigh
>It's all the way in Envy
>Fuck
>Well, at least the night's young.
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>You managed to track down the dirtbag
>For living in a place like Envy, the guy lives in a rather shitty apartment
"Apartment 3-7. Alright, lets get this over with."
>You kick in the flimsy door and yell
"WHO WANTS THEIR SHIT PUSHED IN?!"
>The sinner living there screams
>The guy had his pants down around his ankles
"Gross. Alright you shit, tell me why you beat Angel!"
>"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!"
>You grab the incredibly small sinner and hold him down
"No no, you're too small to have done it. What happened?"
>"Kiss my ass!"
>You growl in frustration and grab the mans balls
"Tell me who set it up and I don't rip your balls off and sell them to a eunuch!"
>The sinners eyes bulge and tear up when you squeeze
>"F-fuck alright! I-it was a spider! He gave me money to get Angel into an alley! I-I got paid but I didn't beat him I swear!"
>You let go of the sinner and stomp on his balls when he pulls a knife on you
"Give me his god damned name you fuck!"
>"Arackniss! Fuhuhuck you asshole!"
>Feeling edgy you give him another stomp and leave
And I'm out of ideas.