Butler- Arsenal

  'Let me fill you in on the weapons status,' continued Artemis. 'I am unarmed. But Butler here, my…ah…butler, has a Sig Sauer in his shoulder holster, two shrike throwing knives in his boots, a derringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch and three stun grenades concealed in various pockets. Anything else, Butler?'

  'The cosh, sir.'

  'Oh yes. A good old ball-bearing cosh stuffed down his shirt.'

-Artemis Fowl, Chapter 1