Wingman Dudebro Angel

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #623
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>charlie getting yaoi baited by angel and anon
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what in the piss is yaoi bait
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Pretending to do gay shit just to fuck with someone
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inb4 Angel and Anon keep texting everyone in the hotel group chat "is it gay to suck yo homies dick"
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>Charlie just comes into the common room one day and finds Angel and Anon stark naked on the sofas which are pushed together, in a makeshift boxing ring, wrestling.
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>"Hold on Charlie we can have our group meeting after i finish off this knuckle head"
"Finish me off? I got you on the ropes Angel!"
>Anon proceeds to grapple Angel
>Both Angel and Anon are laughing like idiots while Charlie watches with disgust/intrigue
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>Anon gets Angel in a headlock and pins him down.
"Gnnh. Come on Anon! HARDER! I SAID HARDER."
>Angel starts getting harder as Anon chokes him out.
"Your dick or the headlock?"
>Charlie just watches with her jaw dropped to her chest.
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>Later that night Charlie is still thinking about the events that had taken place
>She paces back and forth while trying to figure out how to go about Angel and Anons "Totally natural" style of getting along
>She doesn't know how boys work really so she wants to accept it as normal but still thinks naked wrestling might be a little too extreme
>the next day Charlie sees Anon and Angel just hanging out and talking about the latest movie that came out "Dude bros Pilots 2: The wingening" like normal buds do
>Charlie thinks its time to talk about yesterdays events
>Charlie tries to confront them and says its okay to be lovers but at least leave the sexual stuff for the bedroom
>Both Angel and Anon look at her confused
>"Wuddya talking about toots? We we're just wrestling da udder day!"
"Yeah, Charlie we're work out buddies! You know I wouldn't leave a bro hanging to work out by himself"
>Charlie apologizes after Angel and Anon clear up some of her questions and decides to leave them be
>Then she hears
>"Hey Anon you ever have a girl go down on ya like dis?"
>Charlies goes back to look and finds Angel mimicking what appears to be some weird stripper dance
"Nah bruh, never seen a chick do that before! Like damn bruh!"
>Charlie's mind has been split in twain
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my god that's wholesome.
>Wingman Dudebro Angel
greentext when?
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>Greentext when
ah alright I'll make some more totally not gay, gay Anon and Angel hijinks
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>Charlie now has no idea what the fuck is going on
>it has to be a boy thing right? Are all guys this touchy feely with each other?
>Maybe your thinking too much Charlie girl, yeah go find something else to do and leave it be for awhile.
>Charlie goes to get some tea and read a book for awhile in hopes to get Anon and Angel out of her mind.
>... its not working
>Stop thinking about it Charlie
>Stop thinking about hot boys touching each other seductively!
>"GAH I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!"
>Vaggie quietly enters the room upon hearing the outburst
>"Hey, something wrong?"
>Charlie then proceeds to explain her situation
>"a-and then he put his ha-and on his ch-chest and it was re-really hot but they say their j-just helping each other w-work out and I don't understand whats going on and-"
>"Charlie, charlie please calm down hun I'm sure they're just doing some weird work out things together like they said... If you want I'll go and check in with them myself"
>Vaggie now visibly distraught seeing how uncomfortable all of this has made her stomps out of the room looking for those two knuckleheads
>on the flipside Angel Dust and Anon are laughing their asses off
"Oh man did you see her face when you started booty shaking on my waist? Fucking priceless!"
>"Dude this shit is way too funny, the poor girl is just way too pure! We gotta plan out our next little prank soon."
>stomp
>stomp stomp
>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
>"ANGEL! ANON! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
>"oh jeez did ya do something you aren't telling me Anon?"
"No man, not that I know of at least."
>Vaggie kicks open the door
>"There you two are! What the fuck do you two think you're doing?!"
>"Vaggie honey please! We haven't done anything I swear!"
>Vaggie turns to Angel with murder in her eyes
>"You call naked wrestling in the common room nothing?!"
>Both Anon and Angel look at each other for a moment
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"Vaggie please slow down! We both felt like working out and wrestling was on the to-do list of activities we had planned out! We both were getting really hot so we decided to just take off what little close we had, it's a fairly common thing to do.
>vaggie now looks at Anon with disbelief
>"You think naked wrestling is common?"
"Yeah me and my old homies used to do shit like that all the time. It's really not that big a deal for us right Angel?
>"You said it bud"
>Vaggie stops and contemplates this for a second
>"You're both full of shit but I'll let it go for now, don't do shit like that anymore okay?"
>Angel and Anon let out a sigh of relief
"yes man" they both say in unison
>Vaggie goes to leave and comfort Charlie some more
>Anon turns to Angel
"Ooookay? that was weird, so Angel you wanna try and fuck with Vaggie now just to confuse them even further?"
>"Exactly what I was thinking Anon! Lets give them a little something to think of later!"
>The two begin scheming all morning long
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I shall return to finish this in a little bit, peace fellas.