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- Chapter 17
- Twst 4koma
- by Mochi
- Original work: Toboso Yana Manga: Mochi
- [Here we have Ruggie, about to cast a spell on the potted plant]
- Huh? What's Jack-kun's Cactus doing here?
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- So you were practicing growth magic on a plant,
- and instead made Jack's cactus huge?
- Wasn't it always like this?
- Uh, definitely NOT!
- Why were you practicing magic like that anyway?
- Well, this magic, y'see…
- It's directly tied to me never going hungry!
- If you're gonna use magic anyway, why not just focus on the one targeting meat? It'd be quicker.
- I wanna ask that you don't force survival of the fittest logic unto my precious food making magic!
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- He's gonna figure it out if I just swap it with a cactus of a similar size won't he...
- You *are* aware of just how much care he's put into that thing? Of course he's gonna figure it out.
- You're right about that...
- Night after night, when our dorm students are counting sheep to sleep. [One herbivore, two herbivores]
- And night after night, when I'm counting madols, [One, two, three]
- There's Jack-kun, night after night, counting the number of spines on his cactus...
- No he's not. Also, go to bed properly.
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- Oh, specialist in plants, more beautiful than any flower, Vil-senpai!
- Is there something you can do?
- What crude flattery is this.
- Just apologize upfront. It's not like you did it on purpose, Jack'll be sure to forgive you.
- I don't really care if he gets angry...
- It's the compensation that troubles me...
- Deplorable.
- The thing is.. I mean... If I apologize upfront, he'll get visibly depressed.
- Got a feeling he'd hang his head low and stuff.
- ...Well. Certainly not something you'd really want to see.
- Right?
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- But you *are* aware of how many sorts of cacti there are right?
- Do you know what type of cactus we are talking about?
- I dunno but, there's no doubt it's the type you can eat!
- What makes you so sure?
- It had a lot of spines to defer others from eating it...
- Isn't that what any cactus is in a nutshell?
- Also... Uhh… It was green and looked ripe for eating.
- You're looking at your junior's cactus with gluttony in your eyes?
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- I'm fine with helping you but, only under the condition that you go and apologize to Jack first!
- Let him know the truth!
- Now that I've been told this and that,
- Guess I have no choice but to show it to Jack-kun
- Jack-kun… The truth is...
- Ah!! My cactus!
- It's getting better!! This is the difference between me and Ruggie-senpai...! I still got ways to go!
- He's getting depressed, but not in the way I imagined... [Better?]
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- My cactus started getting discoloured because of insects,
- There was nothing I could do but remove the discoloured part.
- I was allowed to, so I left it in the well-aired lounge,
- and I guess you got to it and made it all better with growth magic, Ruggie-senpai!
- I tried it too, but couldn't pull it off. Please teach me more about growth magic, Ruggie-senpai!
- Jack-kun, you're happy? You're not angry or depressed?
- Of course not! I'm grateful!
- Then, I don't gotta compensate you or anythin'!? You promise!?
- Of course!
- Cross your heart and hope to die stick a spine in your eye!? *god it took this long until I found a semi-fitting way to spin this pun. put a cactus spine instead of needle, but maybe it just works better with needle, I don't know anymore.*
- Why are you being so absurd about it!?
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- I was all worried for nothin'! Just remember you made a promise!
- Uh, yeah...
- Speakin' of spines...
- I wonder how many it really has?
- He's actually counting the spines....
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