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Fluffy Pony Pete (Prequel to: The Basement)

Mar 24th, 2012
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  1. >Find abused and unloved Fluffy pony at the fluffy pony Center
  2. >take it home and set it down giving it a pet on the head
  3. >"fwuffy wha foo" the little one chirps at you
  4. >you pick it up tenderly and carry it into your room
  5. >you smile and gently place the fluffy pony in a bucket
  6. >lower it into a pit you dug
  7. >fluffy hops out of the bucket, thinking it is a game
  8. >"foo down here?" it looks up with child-like curiosity at you
  9. >you smiles and taking a garden hose begin to spray the fluffy pony
  10. >"no like game, no like game!" the fluffy pony screams up at you
  11. >you take the hose off the poor pony
  12. >somehow it did not drown when exposed to more then a tea-spoon of water
  13. >raise the bucket only to lower it a few moments later with a small bottle inside
  14. >Flim & Flams Extra Strength Fur shampoo
  15. >look down at the confused and now scared fluffy pony before beginning your mantra
  16. >"It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!"
  17. >fluffy looks terrified and tries to get the bottle and after 15 minutes of having to chew at the cap she gets it
  18. >accidentally ingests some of the shampoo
  19. >she also vomits from the five or six mouth fulls of chemicals she got from chewing open the cap
  20. >she weakly rolls around in the spilled shampoo
  21. >continue this "game" for three weeks
  22. >barely feed her this entire time
  23. >it is finally time to complete your masterpiece
  24. >tell her to get in the bucket
  25. >she does after a few minutes of struggling
  26. >pull the bucket up and grab her by the throat
  27. >"owie owie why hurt fwuffy?" she questions
  28. >hold her down on coffee table
  29. >pick up copy of The Divine Comedy
  30. >"Abandon Hope, All ye Who Enter!" you scream
  31. >"fwuffy no wan-"
  32. >Bludgeon her skull in and proceed to skin body
  33. >hang up pelt and wait for it to dry
  34. >after appropriate amount of time you smile
  35. >it is finally time! FINALLY TIME!
  36. >you take the pelt and go to the closet
  37. >opening the door you reveal a body suit
  38. >it is made out of fluffy pony pelts
  39. >it has been a five year task for you
  40. >well really a five year labor of love
  41. >only one piece is missing, ONE PIECE!
  42. >the crotch is incomplete
  43. >you take the "suit" and set about your task with childish joy
  44. >after two hours you have sown your latest "addition" into the suit
  45. >FINALLY I CAN FULFILL MY DREAM!
  46. >you strip down naked and after burning your nipples with cigar butts, you put the suit on
  47. >you adjust yourself so your cock pops out of the mouth of the fluffy pony pelt and your balls hang out of the eye sockets
  48. >it feels wonderful! better then you thought it would
  49. >you sit down and smile, ready to finally fulfill your dream
  50. >you pick up a fluffy pony brush
  51. >begin to groom your "fluff"
  52. >"Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl! not like that FAT BITCH NEXT DOOR!"
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