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  1. Me: "Write a script where Matt Foley meets Donald Trump."
  2.  
  3. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
  4.  
  5. We see a disheveled and unkempt man, MATT FOLEY, sitting in a La-Z-Boy chair surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.
  6.  
  7. MATT
  8. (sighing)
  9. Coming.
  10.  
  11. Matt gets up and answers the door to find DONALD TRUMP, dressed in a suit and tie.
  12.  
  13. TRUMP
  14. Hello, I'm here to talk to you about the importance of self-sufficiency and personal responsibility.
  15.  
  16. MATT
  17. (stunned)
  18. Who are you?
  19.  
  20. TRUMP
  21. I'm Donald Trump.
  22.  
  23. MATT
  24. (shocked)
  25. The Donald Trump?
  26.  
  27. TRUMP
  28. The one and only.
  29.  
  30. MATT
  31. (looks around his messy living room)
  32. Oh, man. This is embarrassing. I wasn't expecting company.
  33.  
  34. TRUMP
  35. Don't be embarrassed, Matt. This is a prime example of why I'm here. I want to help people like you get back on track and achieve success.
  36.  
  37. MATT
  38. (skeptical)
  39. Really?
  40.  
  41. TRUMP
  42. Absolutely. I believe in the American dream and I know that with hard work and determination, anyone can achieve it.
  43.  
  44. MATT
  45. (thinking)
  46. I don't know, man. I've been down on my luck for a while now.
  47.  
  48. TRUMP
  49. That's exactly why I'm here. Together, we can turn things around.
  50.  
  51. MATT
  52. (nodding)
  53. Okay, I'm willing to give it a try.
  54.  
  55. TRUMP
  56. Great! Let's get started.
  57.  
  58. The two of them begin to discuss plans for Matt's future, with Trump offering guidance and encouragement. The camera zooms out as we hear their voices fade into the background, showing Matt's living room slowly transforming into a more organized and tidy space.
  59.  
  60. FADE TO BLACK.
  61.  
  62. THE END.
  63.  
  64. Me: "Redo previous script with Trump offering Matt the assistance of his personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, and advising Matt on how to file bankruptcy over the past-due Alimony."
  65.  
  66. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
  67.  
  68. We see a disheveled and unkempt man, MATT FOLEY, sitting in a La-Z-Boy chair surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.
  69.  
  70. MATT
  71. (sighing)
  72. Coming.
  73.  
  74. Matt gets up and answers the door to find DONALD TRUMP, dressed in a suit and tie.
  75.  
  76. TRUMP
  77. Hello, I'm here to help you with some financial issues you have.
  78.  
  79. MATT
  80. (stunned)
  81. Who are you?
  82.  
  83. TRUMP
  84. I'm Donald Trump.
  85.  
  86. MATT
  87. (shocked)
  88. The Donald Trump?
  89.  
  90. TRUMP
  91. The one and only.
  92.  
  93. MATT
  94. (looks around his messy living room)
  95. Oh, man. What do you know about my financial issues?
  96.  
  97. TRUMP
  98. I know that you have some past-due alimony and I want to help you get out of this situation.
  99.  
  100. MATT
  101. (skeptical)
  102. Really?
  103.  
  104. TRUMP
  105. Absolutely. I believe in the American dream and I know that with hard work and determination, anyone can achieve it. I have the best attorneys and I can offer you the assistance of my personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani.
  106.  
  107. MATT
  108. (thinking)
  109. I don't know, man. I've been down on my luck for a while now.
  110.  
  111. TRUMP
  112. That's exactly why I'm here. Together, we can turn things around. I can advise you on how to file for bankruptcy and get a fresh start.
  113.  
  114. MATT
  115. (nodding)
  116. Okay, I'm willing to give it a try.
  117.  
  118. TRUMP
  119. Great! Let's get started.
  120.  
  121. The two of them begin to discuss plans for Matt's future, with Trump offering guidance and the assistance of Rudy Giuliani in filing for bankruptcy. The camera zooms out as we hear their voices fade into the background, showing Matt's living room slowly transforming into a more organized and tidy space.
  122.  
  123. FADE TO BLACK.
  124.  
  125. THE END.
  126.  
  127. Me: "Redo previous script but introduce Matt Foley in a van down by the river."
  128.  
  129. INT. VAN BY THE RIVER - DAY
  130.  
  131. We see a disheveled and unkempt man, MATT FOLEY, sitting in a van that's parked by the river. The van is cluttered with empty pizza boxes and beer cans. Matt is staring blankly out the window, lost in thought. Suddenly, there's a knock on the van's door.
  132.  
  133. MATT
  134. (sighing)
  135. Coming.
  136.  
  137. Matt opens the door to find DONALD TRUMP, dressed in a suit and tie.
  138.  
  139. TRUMP
  140. Hello, I'm here to help you with some financial issues you have.
  141.  
  142. MATT
  143. (stunned)
  144. Who are you?
  145.  
  146. TRUMP
  147. I'm Donald Trump.
  148.  
  149. MATT
  150. (shocked)
  151. The Donald Trump?
  152.  
  153. TRUMP
  154. The one and only.
  155.  
  156. MATT
  157. (looks around his cluttered van)
  158. Oh, man. What do you know about my financial issues?
  159.  
  160. TRUMP
  161. I know that you have some past-due alimony and I want to help you get out of this situation.
  162.  
  163. MATT
  164. (skeptical)
  165. Really?
  166.  
  167. TRUMP
  168. Absolutely. I believe in the American dream and I know that with hard work and determination, anyone can achieve it. I have the best attorneys and I can offer you the assistance of my personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani.
  169.  
  170. MATT
  171. (thinking)
  172. I don't know, man. I've been down on my luck for a while now.
  173.  
  174. TRUMP
  175. That's exactly why I'm here. Together, we can turn things around. I can advise you on how to file for bankruptcy and get a fresh start.
  176.  
  177. MATT
  178. (nodding)
  179. Okay, I'm willing to give it a try.
  180.  
  181. TRUMP
  182. Great! Let's get started.
  183.  
  184. The two of them begin to discuss plans for Matt's future, with Trump offering guidance and the assistance of Rudy Giuliani in filing for bankruptcy. The camera zooms out as we hear their voices fade into the background, showing the van slowly transforming into a more organized and tidy space.
  185.  
  186. FADE TO BLACK.
  187.  
  188. THE END.
  189.  
  190. Me: "Redo previous script and add a segment with the bankruptcy court proceedings."
  191.  
  192. INT. VAN BY THE RIVER - DAY
  193.  
  194. We see a disheveled and unkempt man, MATT FOLEY, sitting in a van that's parked by the river. The van is cluttered with empty pizza boxes and beer cans. Matt is staring blankly out the window, lost in thought. Suddenly, there's a knock on the van's door.
  195.  
  196. MATT
  197. (sighing)
  198. Coming.
  199.  
  200. Matt opens the door to find DONALD TRUMP, dressed in a suit and tie.
  201.  
  202. TRUMP
  203. Hello, I'm here to help you with some financial issues you have.
  204.  
  205. MATT
  206. (stunned)
  207. Who are you?
  208.  
  209. TRUMP
  210. I'm Donald Trump.
  211.  
  212. MATT
  213. (shocked)
  214. The Donald Trump?
  215.  
  216. TRUMP
  217. The one and only.
  218.  
  219. MATT
  220. (looks around his cluttered van)
  221. Oh, man. What do you know about my financial issues?
  222.  
  223. TRUMP
  224. I know that you have some past-due alimony and I want to help you get out of this situation.
  225.  
  226. MATT
  227. (skeptical)
  228. Really?
  229.  
  230. TRUMP
  231. Absolutely. I believe in the American dream and I know that with hard work and determination, anyone can achieve it. I have the best attorneys and I can offer you the assistance of my personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani.
  232.  
  233. MATT
  234. (thinking)
  235. I don't know, man. I've been down on my luck for a while now.
  236.  
  237. TRUMP
  238. That's exactly why I'm here. Together, we can turn things around. I can advise you on how to file for bankruptcy and get a fresh start.
  239.  
  240. MATT
  241. (nodding)
  242. Okay, I'm willing to give it a try.
  243.  
  244. CUT TO:
  245.  
  246. INT. BANKRUPTCY COURT - DAY
  247.  
  248. Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani are sitting next to Matt as they wait for the proceedings to begin. The judge enters and the proceedings begin.
  249.  
  250. JUDGE
  251. Mr. Foley, you have filed for bankruptcy. Can you explain to the court why you are in this situation?
  252.  
  253. MATT
  254. (nervously)
  255. Well, Your Honor, I've been struggling to make ends meet for a while now. I've fallen behind on my alimony payments and I just couldn't keep up.
  256.  
  257. TRUMP
  258. (leaning in)
  259. Your Honor, my team and I have been working with Mr. Foley to come up with a plan to get him back on track. We've looked at his finances and we believe that with some restructuring and a fresh start, he will be able to get back on his feet.
  260.  
  261. RUDY
  262. (nodding)
  263. We've also reached an agreement with Mr. Foley's ex-wife to come up with a revised payment plan that is more manageable for him.
  264.  
  265. The judge listens to their statements and then looks at Matt.
  266.  
  267. JUDGE
  268. Mr. Foley, it sounds like you have a plan in place to get back on track. I'm going to approve your bankruptcy filing. I wish you the best of luck in your new start.
  269.  
  270. MATT
  271. (relieved)
  272. Thank you, Your Honor.
  273.  
  274. CUT TO:
  275.  
  276. INT. VAN BY THE RIVER - DAY
  277.  
  278. Matt is now sitting in his van, but this time it is clean and organized. He is smiling and looking at some papers in his hand.
  279.  
  280. MATT
  281. (to himself)
  282. I can't believe it. I'm going to be able to get back on my feet.
  283.  
  284. FADE TO BLACK
  285.  
  286. Me: "Redo previous script and have Mr. Foley serve notice on the judge in the criminal court case involving his alimony about the bankruptcy discharge, and have the judge dismiss the charges for past-due alimony."
  287.  
  288. INT. VAN BY THE RIVER - DAY
  289.  
  290. We see a disheveled and unkempt man, MATT FOLEY, sitting in a van that's parked by the river. The van is cluttered with empty pizza boxes and beer cans. Matt is staring blankly out the window, lost in thought. Suddenly, there's a knock on the van's door.
  291.  
  292. MATT
  293. (sighing)
  294. Coming.
  295.  
  296. Matt opens the door to find DONALD TRUMP, dressed in a suit and tie.
  297.  
  298. TRUMP
  299. Hello, I'm here to help you with some financial issues you have.
  300.  
  301. MATT
  302. (stunned)
  303. Who are you?
  304.  
  305. TRUMP
  306. I'm Donald Trump.
  307.  
  308. MATT
  309. (shocked)
  310. The Donald Trump?
  311.  
  312. TRUMP
  313. The one and only.
  314.  
  315. MATT
  316. (looks around his cluttered van)
  317. Oh, man. What do you know about my financial issues?
  318.  
  319. TRUMP
  320. I know that you have some past-due alimony and I want to help you get out of this situation.
  321.  
  322. MATT
  323. (skeptical)
  324. Really?
  325.  
  326. TRUMP
  327. Absolutely. I believe in the American dream and I know that with hard work and determination, anyone can achieve it. I have the best attorneys and I can offer you the assistance of my personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani.
  328.  
  329. MATT
  330. (thinking)
  331. I don't know, man. I've been down on my luck for a while now.
  332.  
  333. TRUMP
  334. That's exactly why I'm here. Together, we can turn things around. I can advise you on how to file for bankruptcy and get a fresh start.
  335.  
  336. MATT
  337. (nodding)
  338. Okay, I'm willing to give it a try.
  339.  
  340. CUT TO:
  341.  
  342. INT. BANKRUPTCY COURT - DAY
  343.  
  344. Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani are sitting next to Matt as they wait for the proceedings to begin. The judge enters and the proceedings begin.
  345.  
  346. JUDGE
  347. Mr. Foley, you have filed for bankruptcy. Can you explain to the court why you are in this situation?
  348.  
  349. MATT
  350. (nervously)
  351. Well, Your Honor, I've been struggling to make ends meet for a while now. I've fallen behind on my alimony payments and I just couldn't keep up.
  352.  
  353. TRUMP
  354. (leaning in)
  355. Your Honor, my team and I have been working with Mr. Foley to come up with a plan to get him back on track. We've looked at his finances and we believe that with some restructuring and a fresh start, he will be able to get back on his feet.
  356.  
  357. RUDY
  358. (nodding)
  359. We've also reached an agreement with Mr. Foley's ex-wife to come up with a revised payment plan that is more manageable for him.
  360.  
  361. The judge listens to their statements and then looks at Matt.
  362.  
  363. JUDGE
  364. Mr. Foley, it sounds like you have a plan in place to get back on track. I'm going to approve your bankruptcy filing. I wish you the best of luck in your new start.
  365.  
  366. MATT
  367. (relieved)
  368. Thank you, Your Honor.
  369.  
  370. CUT TO:
  371. INT. CRIMINAL COURT - DAY
  372.  
  373. Matt is standing in front of the judge, holding a document in his hand.
  374.  
  375. MATT
  376. Your Honor, I'm here to inform you that I have recently filed for bankruptcy and have received a discharge of my past-due alimony debt.
  377.  
  378. JUDGE
  379. (looking at the document)
  380. I see. In that case, I will dismiss the charges for past-due alimony against Mr. Foley. It's clear that he has taken the necessary steps to rectify his financial situation.
  381.  
  382. MATT
  383. (sighing in relief)
  384. Thank you, Your Honor.
  385.  
  386. JUDGE
  387. (nodding)
  388. You're welcome, Mr. Foley. I hope this fresh start will serve you well.
  389.  
  390. MATT
  391. (nodding)
  392. It will, Your Honor. Thank you.
  393.  
  394. CUT TO:
  395. INT. VAN BY THE RIVER - DAY
  396.  
  397. Matt is back in his van, but this time, it's tidy and cleaned up. He has a big smile on his face as he starts up the van and drives off down the road, ready for a new beginning.
  398.  
  399. THE END.
  400.  
  401. Me: "Continue previous script but add another scene where Matt Foley is giving a motivational speech about never giving up when your life seems to be just about as bad as it can get, factoring in the events that occurred previously."
  402.  
  403. CUT TO:
  404. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
  405.  
  406. Matt is on stage in front of a large crowd, dressed in a suit and tie, holding a microphone. He looks confident and inspired.
  407.  
  408. MATT
  409. (looking out at the crowd)
  410. Ladies and gentlemen, I know many of you may have heard my story. How I lost my job, my wife, my house, and found myself living in a van down by the river. (pause) But I'm here today to tell you that no matter how bad things may seem, there's always hope.
  411.  
  412. The crowd is listening intently.
  413.  
  414. MATT (CONT'D)
  415. I hit rock bottom, but I didn't give up. I sought the help of Donald Trump and his attorney, Rudy Giuliani, and I filed for bankruptcy. It wasn't easy, but it was the best decision I could have made for myself. And now, I'm back on my feet. I've got a new job, a new place to live, and most importantly, a new outlook on life.
  416.  
  417. The crowd starts to clap and cheer.
  418.  
  419. MATT (CONT'D)
  420. So, I want to encourage all of you to never give up. No matter how bad things may seem, there's always a way to turn things around. You just have to be willing to take that first step.
  421.  
  422. The crowd is on their feet, applauding.
  423.  
  424. MATT (CONT'D)
  425. Thank you.
  426.  
  427. CUT TO:
  428. EXT. CONFERENCE CENTER - DAY
  429.  
  430. Matt exits the conference center, smiling and shaking hands with people as they congratulate him on his speech. He gets into his van and drives off, feeling accomplished and ready to take on whatever life throws his way.
  431.  
  432. THE END.
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