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> Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he
> accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
>
> He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar
> da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da
> finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
>
> Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
>
> "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.
> "Lordy- it's 2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of
> incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made
> you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
>
> Ole says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up