Rarity the Fitness Teacher Part 1

>"Class, pay close attention."
>You are Anon
>You're in Equestria, magic shit happened, and you've been living here for 2 years now
>You are currently in the ponyville gym, which you've been going to for nearly a year now
>Since your beer gut was getting disgusted looks from the locals, you finally decided to shape up
>You've lost a lot of weight, but you keep getting strange looks
>You must still be a bit chubby
>That makes sense
>Right?
>Anyway, you are once again observing Raritys' fitness class secretly from the doorway
>Her back is to you while the class is facing your
>Surprisingly, no one comments on you
>Shortly after you got a membership here, you learned Rarity teaches a class every week
>"Place your hoofs forward, lower your head, stick your behind in the air and arch your back"
>Unf
>IWTCIR(arity)
>You've been attracted to Raritys' regal posture, her stylized looks and smart, elegant and fashionable attitude ever since you first set your eyes on her
>Her curves and grace are rivaled only by that of the Princesses
>None of the other ponies even came close to her level of beauty
>Unfortunately for you, she only went after the higher class horses, the kind you find in the capital, Canterlot
>Not like you had much chance anyway, everytime she graces you with her presence you spill spaghetti everywhere
>Sometimes literally
>That was the last time you invited her over for a "friends" dinner
>"Now arch your back so your chest protrudes forwards, like so."
>She's really skilled at what she does
>She isn't wearing anything other than some sweatbands on her forhead and front legs
>You look at the clock in the room and notice the time
>Crap, you've been watching her for nearly 10 minutes now
>That's 10 minutes you have lost to get gains
>You quickly retreat from the doorway into the main room
>You trip over a dumbell someone left on the floor right outside the door, and fall flat on your face
"Agh, shit!"
>You pick yourself up from the ground
>However left that there shall burn in horse hell for all eternity
>It's like normal hell, only with horses instead of ponies
>A true damnation
>You examine your body for damage
>Your nose took the blunt of the damage, and it hurts to touch
>"Darling, are you okay?
>You turn to see Rarity standing in the doorway, looking concerned
"O-oh hey." You draw out the 'e' on the hey for a good 3 seconds
>She appears to be waiting for you to say something else
>Oh right
"I'm fine, don't worry."
>You smile awkwardly
>"Are you sure? Your nose is bleeding."
>You wipe under your nose with your hand to see a small amount of blood
>Ruh roh
>You wipe the blood off on your shorts
"Don't worry, it's not that much blood."
>"Oh, thank heavens."
>She walks up to you and brushes against your leg
>"I wouldn't want *anything* to happen to you."
>That's your Rarity, always concerned for your well-being
"Well, I'm fine."
>You sit in awkward silence for a couple seconds
"D-don't you, I mean, you have a class to teach, right?"
>"We just finished up, it was a short class today."
>This is a golden opportunity
>You can get to know her! You can get close with her.
>Don't mess this up!
"Alri-, I mean, that's cool."
>DON'T
"Well, I wouldn't want to keep you from your busy schedule"
>ANON NO
"I'll just get out of your gorgeous hair"
>ANON WHY
>She puts a hoof to her mouth and giggles at your 'compliment'
>You know, suicide is always an option
>"Anon, how come you've never come to any of my classes?"
>Think quick!
"I don't like exercising with other people."
>Good save.
>"Oh, so you're more of a personal fitness trainer kind of stallion?"
>Stallion?
>Oh right, horses
"Yeah, one on one or alone is how I work best."
>Alright, spaghetti has been to a minimum
>"How would you like a little personal training from yours truely?"
"W-what?"
>PASTA IS BEING BREWED
"I mean, I wouldn't want to impose."
>SAUCE IS BEING STIRRED
>She gives a light laugh
>"Such a gentlecolt. Please, I insist, you won't be imposing at all."
>Rarity eyes your body up and down
>"Not at all" She says softly
"I can't today-because I need to finish my sets." You object
>WHY ARE YOU OBJECTING
>FUCK, THE SPAGHETTI IS BEING SERVED
>"That's fine, I'll be available tomorrow as well."
>ANON NOT THE PARMESAN
>NEVER THE PARMESAN
"Well, if you insist, I-I guess I can make the time."
>Oh thank god, it was only the garlic bread
>"Lovely! Tomorrow at 11:00?"
"Sure, it's a date"
>Wait, what did you say?
>YOU DEPLOYED THE MEATBALLS YOU FUCK
>IT'S ALL GOING DOWN
>Rarity bursts out laughing
>Apparently suicide is the only option
>She walks up to your side, raises her tail and brushes against your hand
>"See you tomorrow" She says sultry
>What?
>Is she making fun of you?
>No, that's not like her
>I guess she just thought it was a joke
>There's only one way to find out
>You'll come back at 11:00
>You're scared, and excited at the same time

END OF PART 1
What will happen next part?
Does Rarity really want to exercise with Anon?
Will Anon find out Raritys true intentions?
Is this cliche?
Are these answers completely obvious?
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