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  1. Roast of TPSFA by: Anonymous
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  3. Starting with z_Luke, what a roblox avatar,
  4. looks like an archduke, trying to be a lady,
  5. now going over to XxHursty, boring to play against his lag,
  6. you get so thirsty, overall hes basically just a fag.
  7. Now the xthatwhat and the wxnter twat in the league,
  8. somehow got to join barca and real didnt deserve that at ALL.
  9. Vywa gk and outfield, his seat is 10-wheeled,
  10. really too retarded, i hope he gets bombarded.
  11. Then theres uuurrr, no one can complain about,
  12. one of the good people of the TPSFA.
  13.  
  14.  
  15. Tuanzebe also Maldini, too salty he needs a tea,
  16. forgot he isnt a brit, probably explains why hes shit.
  17. sweepergk and urlifsux both goalkeepers,
  18. worse in goalkeeping than creepers.
  19. He’s known as Replicanoob, lives up to his name,
  20. talking ‘bout live he’s in a cube, just a total shame.
  21. Moinzall, the turkish guy infiltrating germany making it lame.
  22. All we can say is that hes the guy we have to blame.
  23. Pew Pow Puyol, literally the word “disapproval”,
  24. thinks he carries all teams, destroying all players’ dreams.
  25. Gillman, Fernando and Ahmet. All I can do is vomit.
  26. Everytime we see these names, the world goes up in flames.
  27. Fury, Freezing, Reus.. can’t you do more boys?
  28. you’re so overrated, overweighted and overhated,
  29. your dumbness can’t even be translated, I can just not
  30. tolerate it.
  31.  
  32. There’s many more noobs no one cares about..
  33. But here come the pro’s who’ll get a blackout.
  34. Ps4andpcgamer, his life is probably a disclaimer,
  35. a fanboy of AC Milan, he can’t even respawn.
  36. Then there’s (Steve) Heighway, we all know he’s a liverpool,
  37. but he forgets the golden rule, roasting people is nice,
  38. but my roast effect is twice,
  39. Trump made your country a meme, making everyone scream,
  40. that country is just communism, dont forget it’s autism.
  41. The Black Özil, hell I thought you’re from brazil,
  42. the thing you miss is skill, please take your pill.
  43. There’s even more pro’s, no one knows,
  44. please leave me alone, let me do the Managers.
  45. hmIcfc another legend, to win the league he’s destined,
  46. better than imagined, that’s my first IMPRESSION.
  47.  
  48.  
  49. Robben finally leading a team, with players thinking they’ Ibrahim’
  50. Nour isn’t new to me, but we can all agree,
  51. his skills aren’t near beastly, like others just overestimated,
  52. now he’s just frustrated, not that much rated, that’s what I stated.
  53. sorry for these jokes nonce, but it just has to be done,
  54. you mean labored from the concentration camps,
  55. this is my response, that’s why you’re called LABORED.
  56. AS Roma is late, thought it’s here season five,
  57. are you serious mate? How are you still alive?
  58. Andreayew, Gundula and Treroot,
  59. Andre ‘yo afraid?
  60. Gundula probably just wanna mute,
  61. treroot still didn’t retire,
  62. You guys are just on fire.
  63. Come on Agent, trying a team again?
  64. I’d be a fan, but that’s just dumb man,
  65. I’ve tried my best, then I got blessed, pressed, stressed.
  66. You just let me go, tomorrow ‘yo dead by crossbow.
  67. SIII! SII!! Ronaldo! think ‘ya better than CRINALDOO,
  68. who’s already worse than NIMALDOO, all these names ending with ALDO,
  69. I’m tired of it, just get creative and a bit innovative
  70.  
  71. The dark part of this rap, staff are about to be dead.
  72.  
  73. ZORO!!! bumlicking pick everyday. ZORO!!! used to be ninjaguy ZORO!!! still doesnt have his pubes. ZORO!!! another ball got skied.
  74.  
  75. Heather, she- I MEAN HE got staff, but that undeserved,
  76. All her mutes are curved, that’s what I observed,
  77. her fall just got reserved, as true failure served.
  78.  
  79. Chris man, I want to piss when I hear his name,
  80. remember this is a diss not a kiss, so get out of this!
  81.  
  82. Board of directors, Pain and Gunda,
  83. The rank used to be op, ruined by these Dumbas,
  84. pain can you jump out of a plane, your pitch is brain drain,
  85. just like your name, you crash every passenger train.
  86.  
  87. The president himself, Picknmixer, or should I say.. Dicknmixer?
  88. Yeah you freaking prick, running this league,
  89. Let me just kill you with my damn BLITZKRIEG,
  90. Your combat isn’t strong, I’m totally not wrong,
  91. this time Sitting Bull loses, and dont come with ur damn excuses, abuses. Done here.
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