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- Roast of TPSFA by: Anonymous
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- Starting with z_Luke, what a roblox avatar,
- looks like an archduke, trying to be a lady,
- now going over to XxHursty, boring to play against his lag,
- you get so thirsty, overall hes basically just a fag.
- Now the xthatwhat and the wxnter twat in the league,
- somehow got to join barca and real didnt deserve that at ALL.
- Vywa gk and outfield, his seat is 10-wheeled,
- really too retarded, i hope he gets bombarded.
- Then theres uuurrr, no one can complain about,
- one of the good people of the TPSFA.
- Tuanzebe also Maldini, too salty he needs a tea,
- forgot he isnt a brit, probably explains why hes shit.
- sweepergk and urlifsux both goalkeepers,
- worse in goalkeeping than creepers.
- He’s known as Replicanoob, lives up to his name,
- talking ‘bout live he’s in a cube, just a total shame.
- Moinzall, the turkish guy infiltrating germany making it lame.
- All we can say is that hes the guy we have to blame.
- Pew Pow Puyol, literally the word “disapproval”,
- thinks he carries all teams, destroying all players’ dreams.
- Gillman, Fernando and Ahmet. All I can do is vomit.
- Everytime we see these names, the world goes up in flames.
- Fury, Freezing, Reus.. can’t you do more boys?
- you’re so overrated, overweighted and overhated,
- your dumbness can’t even be translated, I can just not
- tolerate it.
- There’s many more noobs no one cares about..
- But here come the pro’s who’ll get a blackout.
- Ps4andpcgamer, his life is probably a disclaimer,
- a fanboy of AC Milan, he can’t even respawn.
- Then there’s (Steve) Heighway, we all know he’s a liverpool,
- but he forgets the golden rule, roasting people is nice,
- but my roast effect is twice,
- Trump made your country a meme, making everyone scream,
- that country is just communism, dont forget it’s autism.
- The Black Özil, hell I thought you’re from brazil,
- the thing you miss is skill, please take your pill.
- There’s even more pro’s, no one knows,
- please leave me alone, let me do the Managers.
- hmIcfc another legend, to win the league he’s destined,
- better than imagined, that’s my first IMPRESSION.
- Robben finally leading a team, with players thinking they’ Ibrahim’
- Nour isn’t new to me, but we can all agree,
- his skills aren’t near beastly, like others just overestimated,
- now he’s just frustrated, not that much rated, that’s what I stated.
- sorry for these jokes nonce, but it just has to be done,
- you mean labored from the concentration camps,
- this is my response, that’s why you’re called LABORED.
- AS Roma is late, thought it’s here season five,
- are you serious mate? How are you still alive?
- Andreayew, Gundula and Treroot,
- Andre ‘yo afraid?
- Gundula probably just wanna mute,
- treroot still didn’t retire,
- You guys are just on fire.
- Come on Agent, trying a team again?
- I’d be a fan, but that’s just dumb man,
- I’ve tried my best, then I got blessed, pressed, stressed.
- You just let me go, tomorrow ‘yo dead by crossbow.
- SIII! SII!! Ronaldo! think ‘ya better than CRINALDOO,
- who’s already worse than NIMALDOO, all these names ending with ALDO,
- I’m tired of it, just get creative and a bit innovative
- The dark part of this rap, staff are about to be dead.
- ZORO!!! bumlicking pick everyday. ZORO!!! used to be ninjaguy ZORO!!! still doesnt have his pubes. ZORO!!! another ball got skied.
- Heather, she- I MEAN HE got staff, but that undeserved,
- All her mutes are curved, that’s what I observed,
- her fall just got reserved, as true failure served.
- Chris man, I want to piss when I hear his name,
- remember this is a diss not a kiss, so get out of this!
- Board of directors, Pain and Gunda,
- The rank used to be op, ruined by these Dumbas,
- pain can you jump out of a plane, your pitch is brain drain,
- just like your name, you crash every passenger train.
- The president himself, Picknmixer, or should I say.. Dicknmixer?
- Yeah you freaking prick, running this league,
- Let me just kill you with my damn BLITZKRIEG,
- Your combat isn’t strong, I’m totally not wrong,
- this time Sitting Bull loses, and dont come with ur damn excuses, abuses. Done here.
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