SAGC Fanfic

I was crushed by a two hundred and fifty pound robotic cat and was reborn as a goth girl.



Prologue:


I don’t know where to start, it was an event as normal as ever. I was having a great time watching the tournament all day and even got to see a few fights from my favorite team, the Sleepy Anime Girl Club. I gotta be honest, no robot comes close to being as good as Chainsaw Kitty in the beetle class. It was just after Kitty fought some lame beater bar that I was really feeling my stomach ache for some food so I started heading towards the food trucks. “OUT OF THE WAY! TAKE COVER!” What the hell? A massive Paws was suddenly hurling towards me from down the stairs and I had no way of dodging it.


Chapter 1:



Goooooood my chest hurts… wait… I can feel again. I’m having an internal dialogue again?  Weird, this is the fruitiest smelling hospital I have ever been in. “Good morning sunshine, glad to see you are finally up”. Why does my doctor sound like Kezia, must still be in a coma… smooch! That was definitely not a dream, my eyes shoot open and sitting on the edge of my bed is the Queen herself, it really is Kezia. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost, need some water? Another kiss perhaps?” they said. My mind was racing but my mouth was shut with the force of a one-hundred ton hydraulic press and it still felt like someone was sitting on my chest. My gaze shifts lower from looking at Kezia to myself “What the hell! I have tits!?!?” I couldn’t help from blurting out, it was uncontrollable. “Yeah, that’s your girlfriend material” they say with a smirk. How the hell did getting knocked out from trans icon Giga Paws turn out like this? I’m burning up now, the bed is drenched in sweat, I need to get up and figure this out “Uhhhhn Kezia? Why am I wearing a Chainsaw Kitty shirt?” “Your old shirt got all torn up by paws so I put this one on you, isn’t it cute?” they said. “You changed me into this?” My face was blushing red deeper than the blood splatter on Kittie’s blade, “Is something wrong? We both have tits, besides, it’s not the first time I have seen you anyway” they said with a cute laugh before getting up and walking towards the door. “Hey, don’t take too long to get out of bed, Reina is cooking everyone some pancakes” they said before walking out. It is about time I should get out of bed… I step out and feel a chill on my legs, now what. I look down and there is nothing “AHHH!” “Is everything alright dear?” Reina pokes her head and says. “Oh that skirt is adorable on you, did you borrow it from Dakota? Also, breakfast is ready so you better get your ass in the dining room soon” she said with a happy smile. I must be dreaming right now, did I seriously turn into a Sleepy Anime Girl Club member? Only one way to find out, just have to walk out that door…. In this tiny skirt. “JETT!” screams Dakota as she squeezes me in a hug. “Dog! Sit! Don’t get yourself all excited again” said Kezia. Jett, that’s a cute name, it’s really going to suck when I wake up though. “Get yourself some pancakes before Dog eats them all… again” said Reina with a defeated tone. Oh, yeah, that is why I came out here and those pancakes look delicious. I never knew Reina was such a good cook. As wonderful as it is being in the Sleepy Anime Girl Club house with all the sights and smells, I still have absolutely no idea what I missed in the time I was out, guess I better ask…”So… what did I miss… exactly?” Everyone went quiet for a few seconds before Kezia spoke up “Well, a lot. Paws hit you pretty hard, after the first eight months, the doctor didn’t think you were going to make it out of that coma. It was tough fighting kitty last year at qualifiers and the championship without you but we knew you would pull through, we are so glad you are back”. I could tell they were all holding back tears, but there is no way I have always been a member, I was just in the stands watching them! Despite this not being logically possible, I knew this was my team and I had to be there. I walked around the table to Kezia and just hugged them. It felt like time stood still as my body filled with the warmth of theirs. As touching of a moment as this was, I couldn’t help but notice I was closer to Kezia than I had ever been before. A fire was burning in my stomach. I needed to cool off but Kezia was still holding me tight. Thankfully Reina broke the silence “You two gonna kiss or what?” Flustered, we both broke out of the hug and Kezia followed her comment up “Nah, I’ll save that for later when she isn’t expecting it, it’s cuter when she’s embarrassed”. “We should probably get to testing that new Kitty configuration anyway, the competition is only a week away” Kezia said as we all nodded in agreement and I followed them to the workshop.

To be continued