S-Cops, Office Fire S-Ladies + gurltalk (Mainchat)

<Okeanos>: yeeepp
Okeanos burns down habs office
<HabOP>: D:
<Wrong_Way>: yep
<Okeanos>: sorry hab
<Okeanos>: she had to die
<Okeanos>: so that the school could live
<Wrong_Way>: I-i used to leave soda cans all over in there....
HabOP kidnaps Ali
<Wrong_Way>: prince aliii
<Wrong_Way>: fabulous is he
<Wrong_Way>: aliababwaaaa
<Bucky>: brb
<Okeanos>: hab
<Okeanos>: put the boxing shrimp down
<Okeanos>: habop?
<Wrong_Way>: WHERE'D HE GO OKEANOS?
<Wrong_Way>: YOU'RE THE WORST COP ON THE FORCE
<Okeanos>: b-but
<Bucky>: watched the premiere of that new growing up fisher show bretty gud
<Okeanos>: i try damnit
<Wrong_Way>: 50 PUSHUPS
<Wrong_Way>: YOU FAILURE OF A COP
Okeanos does twenty
<Okeanos>: boss please...
<Wrong_Way>: I SAID 50 YOU SCUM
Okeanos does twenty more
<Okeanos>: boss.....
<Wrong_Way>: 50 for EACH SECOND YOU WASTED
<Okeanos>: what
<Wrong_Way>: 10 MORE YOU SLACKER
Okeanos does nine and a half more
*** Bucky is now known as Diablo_
<Okeanos>: there
<Wrong_Way>: HALF WAY DONE
<Wrong_Way>: COME ON OKEANOS
Diablo_ does 50 push ups each second
Okeanos falls asleep
<Diablo_>: Step up your game for the big match
<Wrong_Way>: YOUR PARTNER DIABLO CAN DO 50, WHY CAN'T YOU?
<Diablo_>: I operate on another level, fags
Okeanos is not concious and is cuddling his teddy
<Wrong_Way>: Lousiest s-cop i've ever seen.
Wrong_Way turns on the hose on Okeanos
Okeanos is fine
Okeanos enjoys the water
<Wrong_Way>: WAKE UP WORM
Okeanos falls into a DEEPER SLEEP
*** Diablo_ is now known as Bucky
<Bucky>: HabOP are we gonna do counseling tonigt>
<Bucky>: ?*
<HabOP>: not tonight ese
<HabOP>: sorry
<Okeanos>: haab
<Bucky>: mkay
<Okeanos>: give me the shrimp
<Bucky>: this is probably the one night I can stay up late tho
<HabOP>: Itll be earlier tomorrow
<Okeanos>: or i qill bring your soul to a hell without exit or end hab
<HabOP>: Fix my room
<Bucky>: kay
<Okeanos>: no
<Okeanos>: thats the schools mascot and a living thing
Skyler fixes his office
<Okeanos>: you put ali down
<HabOP>: You....killed MR Pilly 3.0.....
<HabOP>: O...
Okeanos made sure it was unfixable
HabOP puts down ali
Skyler can do the impossible
<Wrong_Way>: w-we can make a new one..
<Bucky>: row row fight the powah
Okeanos takes ali
Okeanos takes mr pilly as well
Bucky has a new counselor
Okeanos breaks mr pilly
*** Bucky is now known as Mr_Hardun
<HabOP>: :c
<Mr_Hardun>: Tell me your problems children
<Skyler>: >tfw no gf, mr sex ed guy
<Okeanos>: Im always wet and moist
<Okeanos>: and without a shirt
<Mr_Hardun>: Son Im gonna preach it to ya
<Mr_Hardun>: step into my office sometime, slugger
Skyler backs away
Mr_Hardun is still wearing nothing but a speedo thong
Okeanos walks in
<Mr_Hardun>: S'matter
<Mr_Hardun>: just gonna teach you the ways of the world
<Okeanos>: hell buck if you give me a sec ill come into your magical realm
<Mr_Hardun>: lemme wrap up this story time and steal away to my bedroom with contraband computer
<Okeanos>: pfft ww
<Okeanos>: awesome sauce
<Okeanos>: ill use an oldun
*** Okeanos is now known as danni
<danni>: because theres no way this can go wrong : D
<Mr_Hardun>: The last sex ed he actually gave some very insightful remarks, he just looks like a sex fiend while doing it
<danni>: 23:20 danni	because theres no way this can go wrong : D
<Skyler>: oh geez there goes that waifu
Mr_Hardun is always very professional
<Mr_Hardun>: Besides I think outseducing a guy who's power is seduction with the strength of true love is like waifu material
<danni>: "oh mr hardun, sky-chan never notices me"
Skyler recalls that girl dying, raping him, and then fathering his children
<Wrong_Way>: stay classy, main chat
<danni>: was it rape?
<danni>: most likely
Skyler was conflicted ever since that day
<danni>: but so did reverb alina and most females in mainchat
<danni>: brb
<Skyler>: y-you did it more than them, though
<Wrong_Way>: we need some better female role models
<Skyler>: we have... flipside...?
<Wrong_Way>: one
<Wrong_Way>: 1 rolemodel
<HabOP>: ey!
<Skyler>: hab you are very liberal with dying
<Wrong_Way>: you are yolo, jitters
<HabOP>: nuh uh!
<HabOP>: she's gonna go 9 months without dying!
<Mr_Hardun>: The Evil embodiment lady hasn't hurt anyone because she's locked in a cage where she can't be well evil
<Skyler>: that's not an impressive feat
<Mr_Hardun>: technically she's still locked in the s-base last I heard
<HabOP>: jitters can be a role model....
<Mr_Hardun>: which no one has been in in months
<Mr_Hardun>: anyways now brb then we can do counseling
<danni>: back
<danni>: flipside invented the rape male character shtick mark
<danni>: and hab infinitely dies
<danni>: but
<danni>: danni is chill in rps
<Skyler>: ...good enough!
<Skyler>: You will be my new waifu
<danni>: actually
<danni>: she may have a crush on male character
<danni>: see the rp with hardun for deets, if buck is ready
<Skyler>: oop, nevermind
<Skyler>: looks like John is finally getting a girlfriend, then
<danni>: why would it be john?
<Skyler>: you got something against John?
<danni>: yes
danni pushes him over
<Skyler>: ...me, or john?
<danni>: both?
<Wrong_Way>: blue nerds
Skyler falls over, fails to pomf on the floor, scrapes his back and lurches over in pain
<Wrong_Way>: ruining my s-men
<Wrong_Way>: you'll never know best squad...
<HabOP>: Hey!
<danni>: blue never existed
*** HabOP is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Mr_Hardun>: okay back
Wrong_Way has been drinking too much fanta
<Skyler>: n-not muh waifu
<HabeusKaiju>: BEST SQUAD!
<Wrong_Way>: b-best squad!
Wrong_Way throws up
<danni>: get in the room if ya want
<danni>: also danni may be the only female character who hasnt murdered dudes
<danni>: s-girls are hardcore

<Skyler>: c'mon oke tel us who u leik :^)
<Wrong_Way>: yuh gurl
Wrong_Way braids Okeanos' hair
<Mr_Hardun>: pffft
Skyler does his makeup
<Wrong_Way>: you should totally let me braid your hair more often
<Wrong_Way>: it's like super braidable.
Mr_Hardun busts in through the window of sleep over
<Okeanos>: ....
<Okeanos>: it is?
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Mr_Hardun>: I'm not sure why I had to urge to come here as fast as I could
Okeanos is blushing
Wrong_Way points to the no teachers sign on the wall
<Wrong_Way>: get outttaaa herrreeeeee
Mr_Hardun scoffs
Mr_Hardun dives out the window
<Wrong_Way>: now what were we saying?
<Wrong_Way>: oh right. braidable hair.
<Wrong_Way>: yeah, it's pretty braidable
Okeanos is still blushing a little
<Okeanos>: g-gosh
<Skyler>: You really need to watch your complexion, though...
<Okeanos>: wh-what
<Wrong_Way>: Oh yeah totally, you gotta make sure your pores stay moisturized or else you won't shine gurl.
<Okeanos>: b-but im always moisturizing, its how i breath
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: ...I dunno then.
<Wrong_Way>: get some lotion or something.
Okeanos pours some water on his face
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: You have to do that all the time?
<Wrong_Way>: That's kind of scary actually...
<HabeusKaiju>: nit time
<HabeusKaiju>: seeya uys
<Okeanos>: night hab
<Wrong_Way>: kay
<Wrong_Way>: bye habebit
<Okeanos>: and yes it keeps my blood chemistry balanced...
<Wrong_Way>: B-but what if you don't have water?
<Okeanos>: I can breath air but I get sick after awhile
<Okeanos>: its not a pleasant experiance and if it lasts long enough I can die
<Wrong_Way>: Wow. Sucks...
<Wrong_Way>: ...Who wants to watch Mean Girls?
<Okeanos>: I do!
<Skyler>: That salt water is drying you /out/ girl. And normal water does the same thing.
<Skyler>: It ain't about water, s'bout your natural oils.
<Wrong_Way>: Stop being such a major downer, Skylerrrrr
<Skyler>: Shush, Maaarrrrrk. I was getting to the good part.
<Skyler>: For yoooouuuu~
Skyler gives Okeanos some face wash
Okeanos uses some
<Okeanos>: it feels weird...
<Wrong_Way>: Skyler you better have not bought that...OFF BRAND.
<Skyler>: Guuuurl, you know me!
<Skyler>: I get the good stuff!
<Wrong_Way>: You better, gurl
<Okeanos>: all these "gurl"s are hurting me
<Wrong_Way>: you've obviously never talked to a gurrrl
<Okeanos>: nuh
<Wrong_Way>: us gurrls talk to other gurlss like all the time gurll
<Okeanos>: so whatcha think of the rp?
<Skyler>: I bet the crush is on me
<Okeanos>: whys that?
<Wrong_Way>: i didn't know okeanos was british
<Wrong_Way>: so, 9/10 neato
<Okeanos>: he doesnt either
<Wrong_Way>: hue
<Mr_Hardun>: crush is on Mr Hardun that's why he wouldnt tell him who
<Okeanos>: ive been waiting to use that joke
<Okeanos>: and nah man
<Mr_Hardun>: Diablo
<Okeanos>: you would have known when he hugged ya
<Wrong_Way>: who doesn't
Wrong_Way dreamily sighs
<Wrong_Way>: call me a fag again diablo
<Mr_Hardun>: Diablo or Mr Hardun?
<Okeanos>: diablo apparently
<Mr_Hardun>: Diablo is a heart throb
<Wrong_Way>: it's the red
<Wrong_Way>: muties gotta have that red
<Okeanos>: but your a boy
<Wrong_Way>: ...
Wrong_Way sits on a rooftop edge to contemplate what this means
<Okeanos>: means you need to watch less darkplace
<Wrong_Way>: ...i must really like red things
<Mr_Hardun>: 'sides Diablo is dark blue with red detailing now
<Wrong_Way>: ...