:05 AM
me: hey there

Melia: hey did you get my texts or were those lost to the ether. if not, this is not the first time this is happened this week!! bahhhhh

me: my dog just sneezed 4 times in a row

uuhhh

no i didnt get any texts
10:06 AM
Melia: bugger!!

well, haha

did you have a good thurs?

me: oh yeah, I did

my friend invited me to her show

what did the texts say?
10:08 AM
Melia: that i was free. the prob is when i send texts from the law school. the reception is bad because my school is located in an underground concrete cave. anyway, no biggie. we'll cross paths another time!

me: ahhh fuck

hahah
10:09 AM
I just picture you in rooms with leather-bound books by the yard

Melia: haha, pretty much

me: um

let's make a plan?

my schedule is crazy but im sure we could figure out something?
10:11 AM
what does your weekend look like?
5 minutes
10:17 AM
Melia: hey, sorry for the blips. i am in property :/ and this weekend is bad. i'm trying to "learn my lines" for a mock trial competition

blurg. im the worst!
10:18 AM
me: stop apologizing! I am cognizant of the fact that you are in LAW SCHOOL

Melia: haha

me: okay, here's the thing
10:20 AM
you should take a break and get a snack with me, no booze because you mind must be sharp like sword
10:21 AM
OR

get your ducks in a row and then maybe early next week you can get drinks with me so your mind can be dull like spoons

Melia: haha, dull like spoons. best band name or BEST band name?
10:22 AM
me: wait didnt we think of a band name for ourselves before?

wya back when we were both just computers
10:23 AM
Melia: haha, i think that was it!
10:23 AM
Melia: actually, that's the first line of the first track off our debut album

Melia: "back when we were both just computers..."

we'll probably need a moog

me: that's like a

kraftwerk song
10:24 AM
and you just suggest "would you rathers" in a stephen hawking voice
10:25 AM
Melia: andrew, i need a secretary. my life is in shambles. it's birthday season and i've got a bridezilla all up in my biz-nass

me: i happen to know when your birthday is, you swindler

Melia: haha, not my birthday season!

me: oh

we can go to Daiso together and get her amazing japanese oddities
10:26 AM
Melia: haha! yes, and pocky (sp?)

me: oh god

yeah

Melia: did you know they make pocky for men?

me: ummm

I dont know what that means, but it sounds disgusting

Melia: that's what it's marketed as.

me: /buster

Melia: hahahah

me: i'd better run it through the washer again on pots and pans...
10:28 AM
so you think there is zero chance you can escape your work this weekend?

that's okay i guess, you dont want to know what i'm getting into

Melia: hahahah. is it illegal?

me: no

Melia: i think monday could work? i have a meeting at 3 but that's it

me: im teaching some seattle redditors how to box
10:29 AM
baahh, okay

Melia: omg stop it

me: what

WHAT

Melia: redditors don't go outside! this must be a ruse

me: some of them do!
10:30 AM
you're just thinking of /r/foreveralone