Sotsepmet Gets Hansel and Gretelled

Coraline Myeras says to Chundae, "Don't listen to him, you taste delicious!"

Coraline Myeras says, "...probably."

Chundae giggles happily at Coraline.

Chundae shakes her head at Elysian.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Elysian snaps his fingers.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Tho...could find out.."

Elysian ponders Chundae thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

Chundae squints suspiciously at Elysian.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Chundae dear, I think you dropped something infront of the oven."

You say, "Silvanos would kill all of us if we let that happen."

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose sticks out her tongue and says to Elysian, "Oh? Could you pick it up for me?"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "But I'm too tall, all the way...kinda up here."

Elysian flaps his wings quickly and begins to hover in the air.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "And flying."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "So be a dear."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You mold the flesh into a vaguely humanoid creature. Placing your hand on its
chest you channel your own essence into the pulsating flesh. Within moments, the
creature begins to stretch and twitch. Finally, it opens its eyes and begins to
mewl like a newborn, finally settling into the form of a homunculus resembling a
deformed viscanti.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose laughingly says to Elysian, "If I have to keep you from eating me too, my days are going to be a lot more strained."

name homunculus Sotsepment
Done! A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti will now be named 'Sotsepment.'

Coraline Myeras exclaims to a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti, "Sotsepment!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to Chundae, "Only when I'm covered in fur is that an issue."

Elysian ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

Elysian ponders a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

Coraline Myeras asks a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti, "Where's Friend Ribbachi?"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti leans down to search the floor in front of the oven.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Its like seeing double.."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Eh, this is as close as I'm getting I spose."

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti says, "Hm? Oh, you mean Ribbachi?"

Coraline nods her head enthusiastically.

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "Yes, Ribbachi!"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti says, "He's dead. Elysian ate him."

Elysian rears back and boots the homunculus into the oven.

Coraline gives a horrified gasp.

Coraline stumbles forward clumsily before throwing her hands up and screaming "Noooooooo!" melodramatically.

Chundae gives a horrified gasp.

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti shrieks in frustration.

Elysian gives a pained sigh.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Now I have to murder everyone."

Chundae cups her face with her hands and the corners of her mouth turn down dramatically from her extreme distress.

Elysian passes his hands over his face and changes from a feathered trill to a bouncing furrikin fiery demigod before your eyes.

Elysian stretches languidly.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet quickly pulls a dozen bottles of milk from his rift and hurls them into the oven to extinguish the flames.

You say, "This is going to be like Lord Crumkane's workshop all over again at this rate."

Elysian's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "I'm just waiting for the explosion."

Chundae frets over everything that might go wrong.

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti panics and reaches into Sotsepmet's liquid rift, but pulls out a gallon of cooking oil by mistake.

Chundae gives a horrified gasp.

Flinching backwards as the oven roars in fury, you exclaim, "Ahhhh!"

Coraline lazily draws her wings to and fro through the air, fanning them slowly.

Coraline slips into a scarecrow hat.

Coraline slips into a dapper, cream-banded black felt hat.

Coraline folds her wings around her body, wrapping herself in a feathered embrace.

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti squeals as the flames are fanned to even greater heat.

Coraline slips into unkempt rainbow plumes.

Chundae yelps in surprise.

Elysian ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet drenches himself in yogurt and leaps into action, reaching into the oven to retrieve his double.

Coraline draws herself to her full height of five feet.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti, "Don't forget the sage!"

Elysian glares at Coraline and puffs up, looking like a large ball of fuzz more than anything now.

You have emoted: Struggling to find a grip, Sotsepmet grasps at Sotsepment's feet, yanking hard to try and dislodge the wriggling creature.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "...I shouldn't push him in...I shouldn't push him in."

Coraline Myeras says to you, "Do you want help? I'm taller now and can help!"

Chundae frets to and fro in a quiet panic.

Elysian shakes his head at Coraline.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "No no, no sense in you getting toasted."

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti reaches into the rift again, this time pulling a dozen eggs and a huge volume of wheat flour, which erupt in a puff out of the oven's mouth.

Coraline frowns slightly, her thick feathery eyebrows making her look quite ornery.

Elysian acks as he's covered in a bit of flour, it getting ontop and stuck to his fur as he mutters.

Calling out of the oven's blazing mouth as his skin begins to burn, you say, "I need more milk! Throw some more in!"

Coraline frantically gets a bottle of milk from her rift and pours it into the oven.

Swollen, searing air slinks in through cracks and crevices, offering no escape.

Wrinkling her nose, Coraline Myeras exclaims, "Ugh, I forgot how terrible burnt milk smelled!"

You have emoted: Sotsepmet grapples with the flailing homunculus, unable to calmit enough to retrieve it safely.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "I've got some eggnog!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Why do I have eggnog.."

Coraline Myeras says, "It's better than nothing! Throw some in!"

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose looks surprised and says, "I'm... almost out of milk!"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti scrambles desperately at Sotsepmet, actually tugging him deeper into the oven and off of his feet, which kick wildly out behind him.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says, "I've got.... Uuuuh... Some Ice? I've got plenty of that!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "...Well, in for a gold piece.."

Reflexively, Coraline grabs a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti and tries to pull him out with all her might.

Chundae lifts a colourful butterfly vial and shakes it violently at the flames.

Elysian ceases wielding a violin of clockwork delirium in his left hand.
Elysian begins to wield a group of 200 bags of salt in his left hand.

Elysian tosses a group of 200 bags of salt to you, and you catch it nimbly.

Coraline fans her wings at a massive oven of salmon-tinted sandstone, causing a gust of air to pull at it.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Salt can put out flames!"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti begins to come free with the two people pulling, both him and his creator shouting something muffled by the roar of the flames.

Coraline Myeras asks, "Does... does fanning at the oven help put it out?"

Coraline fans her wings at a massive oven of salmon-tinted sandstone, causing a gust of air to pull at it.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says to Coraline, "No! It makes the flames hotter!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to Coraline, "...Well, it gives the flames more oxygen if you aren't strong enough."

Sparkling grains of sand whisper and frolic across the floor, dusting every surface and settling into every crevice in sight.

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "No!"

You have emoted: Sotsepmet cries out in pain as the flames are fanned to greater strength.

Coraline winces in pain.

Quietly as the flames roar before her, Coraline Myeras says, "Well, so much for that plan..."

Chundae frets to and fro shaking a colourful butterfly vial over the oven.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to Coraline, "Back up, I've got a solution."

Chundae drifts back, still fidgeting anxiously.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to you, "Ok, brace yourself!"

You have emoted: Sotsepmet says something, but it is muffled within the oven.

Elysian begins to wield a violin of clockwork delirium in his left hand.

Coraline Myeras says, "Oh, to be a druid and call forth rain with the power of Nature...."

Elysian takes his violin and begins to shove you into the oven, using the fireproof instrument to get all of him and the homunculous in there before shutting the door.

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "Wait, no!"

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "What!"

Chundae stares implacably about herself.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "There, now we can't hear it."

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose exclaims, "W... why would that be better?!"

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "You put them both inside the- that's not the plan!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "If we can't hear it, can't be happening."

Coraline frantically tries to pull the over door back open.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet grunts in alarm and reflexively pulls a huge number
of resources from his rift, and with the popping of shells and corks, the oven
quickly filles with a growing mass of sourdough.

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "That's our Order Head, we can't let him just die!"

As Coraline pries the door open, the smell of half-baked dough fills the air.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "I'm sure the Lord will enjoy a feast of Sots and Sots."

Coraline covers a platter of portions aplenty with another of the same type,
whispering softly under her breath. As the two items melt into each other, they
suddenly shimmer with a brilliant, golden light until only one remains.

Chundae frets over everything that might go wrong.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose exclaims to Elysian, "He will -not-!"

Baring sharpened teeth dripping with greenish saliva, a homunculus resembling a
deformed viscanti leaps up and bites you, causing you to tremble and feel
feverish.
Part of your mind snaps and breaks and slight temporary insanity creeps in.
You are afflicted with temporaryinsanity.

You take a drink of lucidity slush from a pear-shaped emerald vial.
You no longer have any temporary insanity.
You have cured temporaryinsanity.

"Ooowwwww!", you whine.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "So...what I'm getting at here...just to be clear from the two of you."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet and his homunculus become completely eclipsed by the sourdough, which begins to bake in the heat of the oven.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "You...DON'T...want him cooked."

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose exclaims to Elysian, "Right!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Even with that delightful smell."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet grows quiet as the smell of fresh-baked bread begins to fill the room.

Elysian glances at the oven as the smell increases and the sounds of struggling fade away. "So...I admit to maybe having murdered him.."

Chundae sniffles softly.

Coraline peers into the oven, dark eyes filled with concern.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "But on the bright side, food."

Chundae scowls miserably at Elysian.

Coraline Myeras says, "There is... bread inside. But neither of them are anywhere to be found."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to Coraline, "Huh? Sure they aren't like, inside the bread?"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti twitches, causing the enormous loaf of bread to jerk to one side.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose wails, "A Sotsepmet and Sotsepmet roll."

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "Oh.. they could be!"

Chundae blinks.

Chundae wipes at her eyes.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "We're going to need a large knife.."

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "9eyes lighting up suddenly) oh, it was the same trick he pulled with the contraption at the Lord's Realm!"

Chundae nods her head enthusiastically at Coraline.

Elysian's ears perk up with a sudden interest.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Come again?"

Frowning and edging away from the loaf and oven, Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says, "Although... didn't... that end with the contraption exploding."

Elysian mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before him.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Sooo."

Coraline Myeras says, "But he was safe!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "How do we tell if he's done?"

Nodding slowly, Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says to Coraline, "That's... true."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet remains silent, and the scent of burning bread beginsto impinge upon the wonderful aroma.

Poking the soft surface of the bread, Coraline Myeras says, "Maybe...we should tear this bread open."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Maybe we should pull it out before it burns."

Elysian passes his hands over his face and changes from a bouncing furrikin to afeathered trill fiery demigod before your eyes.

Apprehensively, Coraline begins to tear at the bread, breaking them into pieces which she discards on the floor.

Chundae passes her hands over her face and changes from a nimble faeling to a bouncing furrikin saccharine demigoddess before your eyes.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to Coraline, "Watch your hands, help me remove it from the oven first hon."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet wiggles his foot in surprise as it is excavated from the sourdough loaf.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Else we're just throwing him back into flames."

Chundae slips into some kitchen gloves, nodding at Elysian.

Coraline pulls the rest of the bread out of the oven with a mightly heave, pulling the rest of it back out. She continues to tear the bread open with her hands.

Elysian begins to work with Coraline and Chundae, removing the bread encased, except for his foot, you. Setting the large loaf onto the ground.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "I need a knife.."

Coraline Myeras says, "No!"

Coraline Myeras exclaims, "No knives!"

Chundae discards her gloves, using sharp claws to dig and scrape at the bread.

Tearing out a chunk of bread from the middle, Coraline Myeras says, "Wait, I think I see an.. an armpit?"

Coraline wrinkles her nose in distaste.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet pushes his head sideways through the weakening bread to take a long, deep breath.

Cheerfully, you exclaim, "It worked!"

You pant like a dog.

Coraline wipes the back of her hand across her brow in relief.

As though training their ear on a distant sound, Elysian appears lost to a momentary lapse in concentration. Impossibly fast, something darts by in the space between seconds, leaving Elysian staring dumbfounded at a nutty viscanti cookie now resting their hands.

Elysian had grasped a knife and was about to bear down on you before the head popped out. With a sigh he sets the knife down. "Guess you survived."

Chundae scowls miserably.

As hexen circles begin to appear on the soles of his feet, you say, "So, who locked me in the oven?"

Coraline Myeras says, "Hey, don't stop! We have to get the homunculus out too!"

Coraline points accusingly at Elysian.

Chundae points accusingly at Elysian.

Elysian grasps some of the bread, munching on it as he raises a finger "Yo" he murmurs between munches.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says to you, "Though, to be fair, he also helped get you out again?"

Coraline continues to tear open the bread encasing, trying to get a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti out.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet pulls his head back in and starts to eat away at the bread from the inside.

Chundae returns to the bread to help Coraline.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "It's pretty good bread."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Could use some soup...or cheese."

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says to Elysian, "Some... soup... you say?"

Elysian leans against the warm bread, munching on it as the others work. "Soup that's not decaying.."

Coraline Myeras says, "Well, since the oven is completely ruined, all we have is... -that- soup."

Chundae nods her head at Coraline.

Elysian gives a pained sigh.

Elysian gestures to a metallic feathered pelican "Be a dear?" the trill motioning to the oven. With a slight annoyed nod the pelican waddles over and begins to spray down the oven, helping clean it.

Coraline tears out a large chunk of bread, freeing a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti's head.

Chundae gapes openly.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose grumps, "You... he... Your pelican could have done that the whole time?!"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti begins to gnaw hungrily upon the bread within jaw-reach, helping to free himself.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "...this was more fun?"

Coraline peers at Elysian unscrupulously.

Elysian winks at Coraline, munching on some more bread.

Chundae grumps viciously as she claws at the bread still trapping a homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti.

Head emerging from the loaf again, you say, "Not a bad bit of emergency baking, if I do say so myself!"

Hands on her hips, Coraline Myeras says, "Well, I believe it's also much more fun to just have Elysian eat the decaying soup, isn't that right, Chundae?"

Chundae nods her head at Coraline.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to you, "Pretty tasty too, if I'm honest."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "That sweet Sotsy flavour."

Very seriously, Revelrous Chundae Lunarose says, "Fair's fair. You tried to murder someone, you gotta eat the decaying soup."

Coraline Myeras says, "That.. that is sweat."

Coraline wrinkles her nose in revulsion and says "Yuuuuucckk!"

You say, "I didn't mean to make sourdough, it was just instinct."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to you, "I approve...tho, you've given me an idea."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "I wonder how hard it would be to recreate this in smaller scale, with tastier things within."

You ask, "Who do you think -invented- that?"

Elysian's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.

You exclaim, "It's like you've never tried my rat loaf!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "...and you wonder why."

Coraline shudders violently.

You say, "To be fair, yes, I should have taken the bones out."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Now I feel less bad about the almost murder."

You say, "But the crunch was the fashion at the time!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "...Uhuh..."

Coraline stretches languidly.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "I was thinking more like cheeses and meats.."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Or making it sweeter and doing like jams."

You say, "Rat is a type of meat."

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Not rat!"

You say, "Technically, you can have rat cheese too."

Coraline Myeras says, "Well, I'm glad that both of you were safe in the end, but that was really exhausting, and now I'm tired..."

Chundae blinks.

Coraline Myeras says, "Be well, all of you!"

Chundae nods her head at Coraline.

Elysian hugs Coraline compassionately.

Coraline doffs a rose-pink hat with tiny feathery wings cordially.

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose exclaims to Coraline, "Be well and be true!"

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says, "Keep safe hon."

Chundae hugs herself compassionately.

The pair of them smiling up at Coraline, you say, "Oh, be well and true!"

A homunculus resembling a deformed viscanti exclaims, "Be well and true!"

Chundae giggles happily.

Elysian brandishes the knife again, grinning down at you "Need some help getting out?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You exclaim, "Yes please!"

You say, "Who says the Revelry isn't a never-ending party?"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Elysian carefully and delicately slices the bread into nice, even strips, being very careful as to not cut into you or the deformed clone. Leaving them both free and standing with the pile of bread to the side.

You say, "This has been so much fun!"

Chundae giggles happily.

Local Legend, Elysian Dekoven says to you, "Right? Just a small tiny party of burning."

Revelrous Chundae Lunarose sticks out her tongue and says to you, "Well, I'm glad you had fun."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet gets to his feet and leaves the homunculus to continue eating bread.

You have been awarded 15 points by Elysian for task #1671 (Model Behaviour).

You have emoted: Sotsepmet grins at Chundae and ruffles her hair.

You grin mischievously at Elysian.

You ask Elysian, "Model Mehavious?"

Elysian nods his head emphatically.

You exclaim, "Behaviour, too!"

Chundae giggles happily.

Elysian hums a happy tune.

With an intake of breath, you say, "So! What do we do now?"