“Garou! You take care of the child! I have to teach these guys a couple lessons in PATRIOTISM!”

Vergil sailed and tumbled through the air. Wilson leapt above him.

“Lesson one!” said Wilson. “There is nothing more American than some Fourth of July GRILLING!”

Wilson threw Sam into Vergil. They both fell into the fire pit. Burning metal singed Vergil’s skin. He took out Dr. Kratos and healed the burns.

Sam took a sniff. “Gasoline. I would’ve expected charcoal.”

Vergil stood up. Searing metal burned his feet. He saw rows and rows of other demons burning on the grill.

“So much for Sisyphean trials,” said Vergil. “This is just normal torture. Uninspired.”

“LESSON TWO!” said Wilson. “America DOES NOT torture! It enhancedly interrogates!”

- Ragnarust Round 3