We'll call him Strangles

Alexithymiaa: -Adam had just pulled up to the diner, stepping inside and glancing around to note that Remy was not yet there. He moved passed the woman behind the counter, sending her a small smile and made his way to the corner booth to drop down, sliding all the way across and into the wall. He glanced down at the menu that had been left on the table, propping it up to look aimlessly inside because he knew he couldn't really afford much at this point.-
Tsaaq: He drove down the road with DMX playing loudly. Remy was well above the speed limit and his tires screeched as he turned into the parking lot of the spoon. He parked abruptly and slammed his door closed and walked into the diner with an angry expression on his face because fuck pretending he wasn’t pissed off. Remy made his way to the booth and sat down across him and crossed his arms over his chest. “So.” He muttered.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam looked up from the menu when Remy sat down across from him, studying his face for a moment before cocking his head to one side. "Is everything alright?"-
Tsaaq: "Yeah yeah, everything is FINE! Let's hang out, we're good buddies right?" Remy said overdramatically as he reached for a menu and held it over his face, pretending to read it.
Alexithymiaa: "Well... yeah." He hesitated, picking up on Remy's clear annoyance. "That's halfly what I wanted to talk to you about, Remy. Something happened. Something that shouldn't have happened and I feel real awful about especially because of how closely I value our friendship."-
Tsaaq: He lowered the menu and nodded his head. "Uh huh? Really? I'm very interested in hearing what happened. Please indulge me?" Remy said in a quick and angry tone as he crossed his arms over his chest yet again as he glared at Adam with wide eyes.
Alexithymiaa: -His shoulders slumped down with a small sigh, his voice small as he spoke. "I guess you talked to Hayley already..." He trailed off, dropping his eyes down to his hands in his lap like a wounded fucking puppy.-
Tsaaq: "NO! I SAW YOU KISSING MY SISTER!" Remy shouted as he slammed his hand down on the booth table. He breathed in deep and cleared his throat. "That is to say, I stepped into the hall looking for my sister and instead I saw you tongue banging her." He said in a quieter voice.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam jumped at Remy's sudden outburst, lifting his blue eyes to stare into his face. "N-no. It wasn't like that, honest. I would never do something like that behind your back. It wasn't what it probably looked like. Ya'll are my best friends and I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. She was real upset and I didn't know how to explain to her why I'd really been avoiding her the last couple of weeks. It just sort of happened, but it was real quick and hardly anything. I even slept on the floor because she didn't want to be alone at night. Honest." His voice was almost pleading with Remy to accept his explanation as an apology.-
Tsaaq: Remy narrowed his eyes at Adam and his frown widened on his lips. "What did I tell you?" He asked him. "What did I tell you when you said you weren't going to talk to her because you can't control your dick? She was gonna get upset and it wasn't gonna end well and all it would do is PISS me off!" Remy pointed his index finger angrily at him. He grumbled and looked away shaking his head. "So what? You guys are gonna start fucking now? I don't care if you do I just don't want to find out from walking in on you guys."
Alexithymiaa: "No!" He yelled in an outburst, shaking his head frantically. "No. Absolutely not. I wouldn't do that. No. I don't want to do that. She's my friend. I can't. Just... no. Besides, she has several boyfriends and it's not right."-
Tsaaq: "I honestly don't care if you do, just let me know first so it isn't a HORRIBLE SURPRISE. And I'm sure they don't care either." Remy said as he sat back in his seat. "Besides, Tony fucks her, he doesn't feel bad about it or anything." He shrugged his shoulders and tried to fix up all the shit that had shifted when he slammed his hands on the table. "Well... Connor might get mad but I hate him." Remy trailed off.
Alexithymiaa: "Tony..." He mumbled, trailing off into his own train of thought. "I didn't realize they were together." He rubbed his hands over the legs of his jeans, turning his head to look out across the diner. "I don't want any of that. Hayley and I are much better as just friends and that's it. I just didn't want you to find out from someone else, and I'm really sorry you had to see it."-
Tsaaq: Remy scoffed and covered his forehead with his hand. "They're not together Adam, they're just sleeping with each other. People do that." He told him with a shake of his head. "If you're much better as friends and you don't want to fuck her  why did this whole fiasco start in the first place!?" Remy asked incredulously, getting tired of Adam's SHIT.
Alexithymiaa: "Just because I don't want to be involved with her doesn't mean she's not... not..." He fumbled with his words, unsure how to put it eloquently. "...pretty. I don't know what happened last night, honestly. But I promise it wasn't more than that. I'd at the very least check with you first. Ya'll are siblings and that's not right."-
Tsaaq: He stared blankly at Adam then rubbed his hand down his face. "Okay Adam, my sister is hot. I know that now. It has become abundantly clear she's hot. I don't see because she is an annoying midget who's invaded my life in my eyes." He started to rant. "But whatever you and Hayley decide to do with and to each other is whatever. Either fuck her or jerk off, like this doesn't have to be this complicated Junior!" Remy said with his brows raised. "Have you even jerked off before? It helps, a lot!"
Alexithymiaa: -His cheeks flushed and he forced himself to look away from Remy, lifting his hand to rub the back of his head. "Is that really something we have to talk about?"-
Tsaaq: "Yes." Remy answered him with wide eyes. "It's important because clearly you are getting things out. You're letting yourself build up or something, and that leads to fuckery as you can now see." He began to explain. "There's nothing wrong with touching yourself  or liking my sister's hot barely legal ass but when you turn it into an internal battle that I have to witness then it's a problem." Remy said dramatically.
Alexithymiaa: (Im mad that I agree whole heartedly with Remy right now)
Tsaaq: ((LMAO.))
Alexithymiaa: -He toyed with his hands uncomfortably in his lap, looking anywhere but into Remy's face. "Well... I'm sorry. I never intended this to involve anyone other than myself because it's not right or fair. I talked to Gabe about it and he said I should just go for it. But I don't want to..."-
Tsaaq: Remy grunted and rolled his eyes. "It's okay Junior." He sighed and pulled his glasses off his face for a moment. "Your brother is onto something... But you should proably wait until it feels right or something. That's the only advice I can offer." Remy said with a raise of his hand. "Until then? Masturbation." He pointed at Adam menacingly.
Alexithymiaa: "Stop." He said blandly, bashfully lifting his eyes to settle on Remy's face. "I don't want to talk about it, please. It's weird."-
Tsaaq: He groaned and shook his head. "Fine, but you're gonna have to talk about it eventually. You can't run from it forever." Remy said as he flagged down one of the waistresses. "I need apple pie and I need it now." He said sternly. "Please..." He muttered as an afterthought.
Alexithymiaa: "I guess..." He looked up at the waitress, shaking his head. "Nothing for me, thank you." Shifting uncomfortably in his seat, he slid to the edge of the booth. "Well.. now I just have to talk to Hayley and explain that she shouldn't think too much into it... I don't want anything."-
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows at Adam. "You are so confusing that it's irritating. I am so glad I'm not a woman or gay so I'm not attracted to you because I don't even-" Remy shook his head as he watched the waitress walk off. "You need to get your shit together man."
Alexithymiaa: "I have it... together. I don't want to be anything more than just friends with her. It's unethical." He pushed up from the booth, lingering over the table to look at Remy. "I shouldn't be thinking about two different people at the same time anyway."-
Tsaaq: "Yeah sure man. Keep telling yourself that." Remy muttered dismissively. He looked up at Adam with a blank expression. "Really? Still with the Nikki chick?" He asked in a high pitch. "I thought at the very least Hayley was helping you get over her!"
Alexithymiaa: "We were together for a long time..." Was all he said on the matter, pushing his hands down into the pockets of his jeans. "It's not that simple." He turned his head to glance at the waitress on her way back over with Remy's pie to set it down on the table. He moved out of her way, shifting on his feet awkwardly. "Maybe I can lay it out for her tomorrow and it'll be fine? Yeah. I'll let you know how it goes."-
Tsaaq: "PLEASE!" Remy shouted and covered his ears. "If it goes horribly wrong you should especially tell me." He took his pie and began to scarf it down. "Wait, lay what out? Nevermind. Just tell me what happens when it's over." Remy grumbled and went back to eating his pie.
Alexithymiaa: "Uh... okay." He ducked his head down and turned away from Remy, weaving his way around the couches in the diner to make a beeline for the door, taking his leave.-
Tsaaq: He waved and continued to gobble down his apple pie. "Okay bye." Remy said as he waved at Adam then  lowered his head. "Poor bastard." He whispered and went back to eating.
Tsaaq: ((>:D))
Covet: -Cadence pulled up to the spoon and got out of her vehicle, walking inside. She saw Remy at the non creamed in booth and sat down next to him, stealing his utensil out of his hand to take a bite of his pie before letting out a long noise and slumping into the seat- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM food. Hi you sexy beast. -she grinned at him, licking her lips clean of the filling-
Tsaaq: "Good to see you too hot stuff." Remy chuckled when she snatched away his fork. He shook his head and smirked at her. "So how was the gym?" He asked her and took his fork back so he could get a few more bites of his pie.
Covet: Great cept for fucking Thad, but it's okay, I ruined his night, so I walked away happy. -she laughed, though if you wanted a reason to beat his ass, he called your sister and me a slut. -she shrugged- Not that I really give a fuck, but yeah, all the same he left throwing a fit claiming he'd kick my ass. -she laughed grabbing a fork from across the table to dig into the pie as well-
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows as she talked to him about Thaddeus. "I'm already trying to fuck him up. Eli told me some shit about him that made me want to fuck him up. SO far all this week people are just trying to convince me to kill him." He murmured with a shake of his head. "Why would he call her a slut? She's a little of a slut but that's none of his fucking business." Remy scoffed and pushed the pie dish over Cadence. "First Adam says he doesn't want to have sex with Hayley because she has a thousand boyfriends. Then he says he doesn't want to because she's fucking Tony. THEN he says some shit about thinking about her and Nikki at the same time, WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
Covet: -she took the pie from him and kept eating it.- Just let me know if you need help hiding a body, You know I'm good for it. I think Thad's just pissed off because he doesn't have something to stick his dick in. He was asking about the single girls in the sorority too. -Cadence looked at Remy and set the fork down- Well, you see, when a boy hits a certain age, his hormones tend to go out of whack for a while, some people are early bloomers and others are late bloomers. Sometimes boys like to entertain the thought of having multiple partners at the same time. We call these fantasies. -she said nodding her head-
Tsaaq: "Not literally you beautiful hilarious broad." Remy slammed his hand on the table, trying to sound convincing but he couldn't help but laugh. "I don't know when I'm going to kill Thad, but it's gonna happen." He muttered. "I have to plan that shit out." Remy scoffed again. "He told me he was going to tell me about some shit after he talks to Hayley so now I don't know what the fuck but I'm still involved somehow. You should be happy that your brother doesn't go here or anything."
Covet: -She cackled out still leaning back against the booth- Hey, how was I supposed to know that was rhetorical? -she smirked at him, then raised an eyebrow- Weird, I wonder what the hell he has to say after talking to her?  -She tilted her head to the side- Why my brother is awesome. He's probably the most chill dude ever. He's kind of protective, but for the most part he knows what I'm like.
Tsaaq: Remy leaned his head on his hand and shook his head at her, laughing a little. "I don't know. I don't think I want to know. But it's like a train wreck so I have to know." He replied with a bit of a sigh. "I wish I would've gotten a brother. That would've been nice."  Remy grumbled before sputtering his lips. "You're one lucky hot girl." He nodded as he watched her and glanced at the empty pie dish.
Covet: Well don't keep me out of the loop. I want to know too. -she told him then grinned- Brothers are pretty awesome, at least older ones. My luck comes at a price. I have an awesome brother, but that's the farthest extent of my family. Which is alright for me, because from everyone else's experiences, family sucks.
Tsaaq: "I'll let you know whatever happens babe." He told her with a wink. "Now I'm pissed off that my parents didn't give me a brother. Maybe I could just make up for with male friends or try to steal your brother. I haven't decided yet." Remy rambled for a moment and smirked at her. "Hey, families suck but on good days you're glad to have them." He shrugged. "Only good days though." Remy said with a stretch. "So, your place after this? I feel like such a mooch. I'm always there."
Covet: -She laughed and shook her head- You and my brother would probably get along great. He's hilarious when he drinks, goofy mother fucker, that's for sure. -she shook her head- Oh please, I'd rather have someone else there in all that space, than just me, and Steph's shit. It's either have you there, or get more pets to fill it up. -she laughed- Besides you make up for any possible mooching by giving me great sex. -she said sliding out of the booth-
Tsaaq: His eyebrows rose and he nodded his head. "Sounds awesome. I'm defintely hijacking your brother." Remy clapped his hands and rubbed them together.He got out of the booth as well. "Well when you put that way." Remy chuckled. He went to walk toward the door of the diner and pulled the door open for her so she could walk out before him. "Also, why can't we get more pets to fill it up with animals and make it into a zoo, so we can sell tickets to our mini zoo?" He suggested with a smirk.
Covet: Okay but we have to get cool pets then, because nobody is going to pay for a menagerie of cats.  Not any sane person at least. -she said walking through the door  and waiting for him walking over to their vehicles- How do you feel about rodents and or snakes. I think a snake would be an awesome pet to have. Or a monkey! -she said getting excited-
Tsaaq: "I want a snake and I want to name him Strangles."  Remy declared as he went to walk over to his lambo, shaking his head at his parking job. "I am not good at this." He shook his head as he unlocked his vehicle and looked back at her. "Let's talk more about our zoo back at your place huh?"
Covet: Strangles....Kinky...-she said laughing then looked at his parkjob-  You're in not in the middle of the road or really in the way. Fuck it. -she said and got into her hummer , closing the door- Sounds good! See you there! -she said with a wave driving off to her place.-
Tsaaq: He wiggled his eyebrows. "Don't you go getting horny over our hypothetical pet snake!" Remy called out as he got into the driver's seat. "Yep, I'll see you there." He winked and began to drive recklessly away from the diner to her apartment.