oz v horsecock

Horsecock:
Hey bro. Maria didn't leave you because of material reasons.
 She left you because you were a slob who was always covered in nastiness and left a trail of nastiness wherever you went.
You also had no respect for how she felt or what she cared for. I mean, the fact that you couldn't be man enough to take care of her (because, you've got such a good record of taking care of people lol.) Was the least of her problems with you. I mean hell, she was really lenient with you on a lot of things. Also you're more than a bit of a bitch. You're showing it now by running around spreading lies. You really don't deserve Maria's friendship by any stretch of imagination. Please take your smelly, manipulative, junky ass far far away from our lives. I know you are used to your slimy words having impact, but don't even bother replying. Maria may be easily pulled back in, but that's changing, and I'm not going to change on that front any time soon.

Oz:
I don't need your input in this situation. You clearly have no idea as to what the reality of the situation is. It's cute that you think I'm "running around spreading lies"
You have no idea, and you will continue to have no idea for as long as you live. Think what you want, but as far as I can see, it just amounts to delusion.

Horsecock:
Yuuup. Sure. Nailed all my insecurities there. That was just so accurate. Damn bro, you got this manipulation game on lock. Whatever shall I do?

Oz:

Nice deflection, but you and I both know that's not even anywhere near the point I was trying to make. I can appreciate a good red herring here and there, but that thats just foolish to me.

Horsecock:
Whew. More dead accuracy. Man I really can't keep up. You're just too much. Your mind is just so powerful. I concede. Have a good one bub.


Oz
You really seem to be missing the point, but i applaud you on hiding that behind your witty repartee. You do what you gotta do man, anything to feel like you're so creative and so self deprecating. Now is neither the time nor the place for sarcasm though. I speak sincerely and genuine, and yet you consistently fall behind the facade of an inauthentic and insincere sarcasm. I wish I could divine the disconnect, I really do. But you should know, that just as is true of all of us, everything you know is wrong. You should be in the process of proving yourself wrong and discovering the truth, not in the process of proving yourself right. In my opinion, of course. But. sadly, I'm sure this is just another of your little games to you, and if so, you guide that avatar and perform thy duties! Lmfao. But, just know that when I say you're wrong, it's not because I'm trying to pierce through to you and bring you down. I'm taking the time to say that you're wrong and that you have a flawed view of things, in the hopes that you will at least take the time to consider that maybe there is some veracity to my words. You can play your little defense mechanisms though, I don't mind.
Oh, and, I don't need you to tell me why Maria left me, by the way. Believe it or not, I do know why things happen. I am capable of such inductive logic.
check yoself 4 u wreck yoself

Horsecock:
Damn yo, you are just so in touch with reality. Your commentary on things as they are unfolding is completely invaluable. Truly my eyes are not fit for such radiant wisdom. You've done something fantastic today pal. You should be proud of yourself.

Oz:
First off, reality is meaningless, and it's all just a big delusion anyways. But, really, that's cute. I like how you can put yourself n that altered perspective and use it as a way to essentially use it to deconstruct what i'm saying and then just blow it off with that ease in which I'm sure you've come to find yourself accustomed to in all things. It really is quite fluid and impressive. But it doesn't change the fact that at the end of the day, you're really just being a dick, when I'm really genuinely trying to just talk.

Horsecock:
Oh man, so impressive. You've just displayed such an agile mind. Good job pal. Those kinds of mental acrobatics aren't for everyone. Pat yourself on the back. Who knows, maybe one day it'll be an Olympic sport. You could win a medal man. It's surprising your life isn't way cooler with all this dope badassery you're throwing around broski.

Oz:
I see. As you wish. Please feel free to go about maintaining that facade, you certainly are going to regardless of my approval of it or not anyways. I just really honestly don't get why it's so hard to get a simple concept through. But keep putting up those ramparts, kid. Maybe some day you'll really learn what it means to cross the rubicon and be fucked for all you're worth.

Horsecock:
Oh man yeah. Such a facade. I'm so often caught outside of my mask it's nuuuts. My life is so bad, and I have so much to be insecure about *snorts*. Good job seeing through the illusion pal. You deserve a real pat on the back. Not a 2016 pat on the back, but a genuine '50s milkshake and a burger pat on the back. You're so deep in this bro. I never knew how complex and thorough your thought process was. Wow. I really missed out man.
Anyways. The whole point is back off of maria. You killed your relationship. It's dead. You have no ties to her. She doesn't need your drama making her cry from beyond the grave. She has enough ghosts already. Quite being a douchenozzle.


Oz:
Maria has been my friend for years. I am going to speak with her if I want to. I have brought no drama to her. Anything that she experienced was of her own creation. That's my main confusion with this whole thing. I have plenty of ties to her, she's been one of my best friends for a majority of my life. And I'm not about to lose that. I'm not trying to respark my relationship or anything like that. What happened, happened, and I'm beyond that at this point. But I'm done losing people out of my life that I genuinely care about. So maybe you should quit being a douchenozzle yourself, because yet again, you clearly have no fucking idea what's going on, what my goals are, what I have actually done, etc. You're the one who should stop acting like an inexperienced twat and realize I'm trying to tell you that whatever it is you're thinking about the situation, you are not seeing it from the actual perspectives involved. You don't know what I'm doing, or what I'm thinking. So stop fucking acting like you do, and stop fucking acting like you have even a tiny inkling of the actual nature of things. Do yourself a favor, and do what no one else is capable of doing, and take your own advice, narcisssus.