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- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Baby, don't make me spell it out
- For you ♪
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- 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,992
- ♪ All of the feelings
- That I've got for you ♪
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- 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,038
- ♪ Can't be explained
- But I can try for you ♪
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- 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:42,333
- ♪ Yeah, baby
- Don't make me spell it out for you ♪
- 7
- 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,547
- ♪ You keep on asking me the same questions
- Why? ♪
- 8
- 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,050
- What's the big deal
- with this book, anyway?
- 9
- 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:55,180
- It's apparently all deep, but I have
- no idea what it's supposed to be about.
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- It's... It's about alienation.
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- An alien nation? What?
- What chapter is that in?
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- No, no. Alienation.
- 13
- 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,441
- It's about Ignatius
- trying to find acceptance
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- in a world that wants
- nothing to do with him.
- 15
- 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:13,531
- Well, maybe he would find acceptance
- if he wasn't such a know-it-all?
- 16
- 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,577
- I think his showing off his intelligence
- is just a way of protecting himself,
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- which is kind of tragic because
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- the alienation is
- the source of his strength, but then...
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- 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,417
- But it's also the source of his problems.
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- 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,337
- I think you're starting to get it.
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- Um, I should probably go.
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- 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,761
- Hey, look, you know...
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- I know I've only known you
- for, like, two minutes, but...
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- would you maybe wanna...
- 25
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- Would I maybe wanna what?
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- Um, never... Never mind.
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- 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,281
- Never... Never mind.
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- 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,704
- You know that
- really, really, really tall girl
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- 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,289
- that you go to school with?
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- 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:07,460
- The one that people call LeBron,
- Skyscraper, Daddy Long Legs?
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- 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,295
- Well, that's me.
- 32
- 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,756
- Sixteen years old, six foot one.
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- And a half.
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- 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,679
- Growing up, my height was
- of immense concern to my father.
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- Dr. Seeger,
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- our daughter is three years old.
- 37
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- She just reached four feet.
- 38
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- It's not stopping.
- 39
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- Can't we give her hormones?
- 40
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- I read that diethylstilbestrol is very
- effective in stunting a child's growth.
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- Honey, I don't think it's good to take
- anything with that many consonants.
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- In some girls, diethylstilbestrol
- has successfully stunted growth.
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- You know, in others,
- it's caused a host of health problems.
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- Infertility being one of them.
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- Honey, this may be
- too soon to talk about, but
- 46
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- do you even want kids?
- 47
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- I continued to grow at a rapid pace.
- 48
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- And guess what?
- 49
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- Having back row, center placement
- in all of your class photos
- 50
- 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,436
- isn't exactly a self-esteem booster.
- 51
- 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,480
- Now I'm just trying to get through the day
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- with as few people as possible
- asking me...
- 53
- 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,943
- Well, how's the weather up there?
- 54
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- You think your life is hard?
- 55
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- I'm a high school junior
- wearing size 13 Nikes.
- 56
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- Men's size 13 Nikes.
- 57
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- Beat that.
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- ♪ Ooh, you better ♪
- 59
- 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,458
- ♪ Ooh, you better ♪
- 60
- 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,627
- ♪ You better hit it
- 'Cause you should know better ♪
- 61
- 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:35,757
- ♪ Touch down on the stage
- And know I ain't come to play ♪
- 62
- 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:40,345
- ♪ Clap, clap when I sing
- So I know that you feelin' me ♪
- 63
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- ♪ Oh, if you live this loud
- Show it, show it, show it, oh ♪
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- Fareeda, how much longer
- do I have to endure this?
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- Just trying to start my next class off
- on a high note.
- 66
- 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,523
- Well, I start every class off
- on a high note.
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- Wow.
- Mocking yourself right out of the gate.
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- Usually the self-deprecation
- doesn't start until lunch.
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- - How's the weather up there?
- - Hey, what'd you say to my best friend?
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- - Fareeda, please.
- - Quick, you think you got jokes?
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- Say some more funny stuff. Dazzle us.
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- - I'm sorry, okay?
- - No.
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- No, you're not. See, I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry I'm such good friends
- with the girl
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- who constantly gets asked
- that idiotic question ten times a day,
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- because every time she hears it,
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- it chips away another little
- piece of her soul,
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- which, in turn, chips away
- another little piece of my soul.
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- So, thank you, soul chipper.
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- In fact, that's your new nickname.
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- Soul Chipper.
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- Honestly, what would you do without me?
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- I shudder to think.
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- Well, stand up straight. Walk tall.
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- No slouching!
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- How's the weather up there?
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- And we're back.
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- 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,207
- ♪ Hook, line, and sinker ♪
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- ♪ Wrapped around my finger
- I'm a Lone Star man ♪
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- 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,088
- ♪ Yeah, I'm a big ringer ♪
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- This is my super-hot
- older sister, Harper,
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- who's been winning beauty pageants
- since she was six.
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- She was spared the tall gene,
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- but at least there is some balance...
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- ...in the genetic universe.
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- She got Grandpa Larry's allergies.
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- - What do you think of this one?
- - Hmm.
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- Let me see it with the wave.
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- I don't know.
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- I feel like the competition has got a lot
- more fierce since I was a contestant,
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- so I think you need to step it up.
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- So, Jodi.
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- How's it goin'?
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- Fine.
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- You feeling okay?
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- Like, no headaches,
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- irregular heartbeats or unexplainable...
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- Dad, I... I know that you live with
- this constant fear
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- that I'm just gonna
- keep growing and growing
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- until all of my vital organs explode,
- but really,
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- if I was gonna have major health problems,
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- I think I would have had them by now.
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- No, Yao Defen's osteoporosis
- didn't show up till she was in college.
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- She holds the record
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- for the world's tallest woman.
- She died 2012, age 40.
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- - So tragic.
- - Okay, and why do you know that?
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- 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,545
- And why would you bring it up at dinner?
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- I'm just making conversation.
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- About tall people dying young?
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- Yeah, well, I gotta say something.
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- She hardly talks to us anymore.
- You just keep to yourself.
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- I can't remember the last time
- that you sat down at the piano.
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- Why don't you play anymore?
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- Is... Is it joint pain?
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- No.
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- It's...
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- It's just because...
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- when you're good at something,
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- other people tend to wanna
- watch you do it,
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- and I don't need to give people
- another reason to look at me.
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- You just have to be strong
- in the face of adversity.
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- I mean, that's how
- I got through high school.
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- Mom, everyone loved you in high school.
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- Oh.
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- Ten guys asked you to prom.
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- 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,095
- I mean, what adversity
- did you face, exactly?
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- Well, I was not popular with the girls
- in my class because I was so beautiful.
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- 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,687
- I mean, I had to say no to nine suitors.
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- It was very stressful.
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- It was a lot of pressure.
- I was like, "No, no.
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- Don't call again.
- No. Maybe. Flirt a little.
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- Flirty, flirty. Still no.
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- No, no.
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- Eh.
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- No, no."
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- Anyway, does that count as adversity?
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- No, it doesn't.
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- Okay.
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- Oh! I love it! That's the one.
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- But I have 27 more upstairs.
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- No, no, no, don't even bother.
- It's... It's perfect.
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- You're perfect.
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- That's really sweet,
- but I'm actually really far...
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- Ew. Ugh!
- 155
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- You wanna wipe your hand.
- Don't touch your dress with that hand.
- 156
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- Get a tissue, please.
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- Nine?
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- Yes, nine!
- 159
- 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:09,405
- There was only 40 people in our class.
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- This is Jack Dunkleman.
- 161
- 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,750
- And you may be asking, why is he
- carrying his books in a milk crate?
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- 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,503
- Well, I've been friends with him
- for years,
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- and that's still a mystery to me.
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- 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:30,635
- What's even more of a mystery is why
- he's crazy about someone twice his size.
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- - Good mornin'.
- - Hi.
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- 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,348
- So David Blaine called me,
- you'll never believe it.
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- He wants to know when you and I
- will make magic together.
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- You do this every day.
- Dunkleman, it's never gonna happen.
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- 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,105
- I made you a smoothie.
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- Okay, it would be weird.
- We've known each other for so long,
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- 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,031
- and dating a guy who's shorter than me
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- would just draw more attention
- to how much of a freak I am.
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- Wait, but half the guys in this school
- are shorter than you are.
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- 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,829
- Hence my conundrum.
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- 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,749
- Oh, ho, ho. I would love nothing more
- than to hence your conundrum.
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- 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,960
- All I'm saying is let your freak flag fly.
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- Date a short guy. Wear high heels.
- Do something crazy.
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- 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,757
- They don't make heels in size 13 men's.
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- 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,467
- Even if they did, I wouldn't wear them.
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- 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,596
- Look, I know I don't have everything
- on your perfect boyfriend checklist, okay?
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- But, you know, I'd be willing to bet
- I'm clocking in at around... 70%.
- 182
- 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,729
- Yeah, I mean, 60%.
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- Mm...
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- Fifty percent?
- 185
- 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,234
- It's a very specific checklist.
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- I just think it's crazy
- you won't go out with me
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- just 'cause what?
- You think that at any moment,
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- some taller-than-you,
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- 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,909
- funny, intelligent, nice, perfect guy
- 190
- 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,494
- is just gonna walk through that door?
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- 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,080
- I mean, that's... Come on. That's crazy.
- 192
- 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,375
- Okay, class, listen up.
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- 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,310
- We have a foreign exchange student
- joining us today.
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- 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,270
- He comes to us all the way from Sweden,
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- 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,273
- and he'll be with us
- the rest of the school year.
- 196
- 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,275
- So be nice and please welcome Stig Mohlin.
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- 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,988
- Uh... Hey, hey...
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- 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:17,199
- Okay, yeah, okay,
- the guy is decent-looking.
- 199
- 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,745
- Yeah, that's, you know,
- that's obvious, but,
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- 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,529
- you know, you don't know him.
- He's probably dumb as a...
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- 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,298
- What's... What's he doing?
- 202
- 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,180
- Okay.
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- 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,975
- He's perfect, yeah.
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- 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,610
- He didn't even look at me, okay.
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- 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,631
- It's the first time in my life that
- I've ever wanted someone to look at me,
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- 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,906
- and he doesn't.
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- 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,949
- Because to him,
- you're not a tall girl.
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- 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,242
- I'm not?
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- 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,705
- Jodi, the dude's from Sweden.
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- 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,832
- It's an entire country filled with giants.
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- 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,542
- To him, you're just another girl.
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- 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,672
- - I'm going in. Teeth check?
- - Ugh!
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- 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,715
- - Huge piece of broccoli.
- - Where?
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- 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,218
- Liz, you're the worst.
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- 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,886
- Go get him!
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- 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,348
- Ugh, forever alone.
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- 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,353
- Kimmy Stitcher.
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- 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:30,523
- Travel enthusiast,
- future real estate agent,
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- 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,526
- or some other occupation
- that involves her face on a bench,
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- 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,404
- and one of my OTs...
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- 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,657
- original tormentors since childhood.
- 222
- 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,868
- Look, guys.
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- 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,080
- Jodi's hand is so big,
- it doesn't even fit on the clay.
- 224
- 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,124
- We're gonna need more paint.
- 225
- 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,879
- Kimmy's funny!
- 226
- 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,892
- And that's why I want to be
- just like Taylor Swift when I grow up.
- 227
- 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:10,104
- Taylor Swift? More like Taller Swift.
- 228
- 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,484
- Oh, that's a good one, Kimmy.
- 229
- 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,290
- Nice sweatpants, Sasquatch.
- 230
- 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,629
- Hey, new guy. I'm Kimmy.
- 231
- 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,423
- Well, Hi, Kimmy.
- 232
- 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,677
- - How're you liking America so far?
- - Oh, I'm liking America very much so far.
- 233
- 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,013
- And America likes you very much.
- 234
- 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,973
- You speak Swedish?
- 235
- 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,409
- I speak a little Swedish.
- 236
- 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,769
- Picked up back in 2012
- on a family vacay to Stockholm.
- 237
- 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,771
- Oh, it's so beautiful there, right?
- 238
- 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,649
- Yeah, America's great,
- but I do know nothing about New Orleans.
- 239
- 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,568
- Consider me your cultural ambassador.
- 240
- 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,028
- Walk with me.
- 241
- 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,772
- Man, Kimmy works fast.
- 242
- 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,115
- I mean, the guy got out of Customs,
- what, an hour ago,
- 243
- 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,326
- and she's already marking her territory.
- 244
- 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,535
- Jodi, Jodi, Jodi.
- 245
- 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,579
- Look, all right. I know you want to date
- 246
- 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,582
- some guy that's, like,
- taller than you and stuff,
- 247
- 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,957
- but if you think about it,
- 248
- 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,461
- there could be some major consequences.
- You know, it could backfire big-time.
- 249
- 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,129
- Okay, backfire how?
- 250
- 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,007
- I'm glad you asked.
- Let me paint you a word picture.
- 251
- 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,634
- How long is this picture gonna take?
- 252
- 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:22,968
- Just let me do my thing.
- 253
- 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:28,057
- So, let's say that
- you and Stig date, okay?
- 254
- 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,725
- You, uh, fall in love,
- 255
- 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,185
- stick together through college,
- 256
- 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,521
- down the line you get married,
- have a baby.
- 257
- 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:38,150
- And the combined strength
- of your tall gene and his tall gene
- 258
- 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,946
- creates a zygote in your belly the size
- of an above-average sized watermelon.
- 259
- 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:46,826
- Okay? So that would mean that
- that puppy's coming out Caesarean.
- 260
- 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,787
- Through the side door. Do you really
- wanna go through the rest your life
- 261
- 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,667
- with a big, old scar on that beautiful
- torso of yours, 'cause, you know,
- 262
- 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,960
- it's what you're asking for.
- 263
- 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,545
- He makes a valid point.
- 264
- 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,723
- Surprise!
- 265
- 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,433
- Ha!
- 266
- 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,245
- Mom, what are you doing
- with the jumbo Swede?
- 267
- 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,813
- Well, he's gonna be staying with us.
- We're his host family.
- 268
- 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,188
- What?
- 269
- 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,376
- Yeah! I wanted to introduce myself to you
- at school today,
- 270
- 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,820
- tell you the great news, but your mom
- wanted it to be a surprise, so,
- 271
- 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,613
- - surprise!
- - Surprise!
- 272
- 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,407
- - Got him.
- - Why?
- 273
- 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,784
- Mom, why, why,
- why would you do this?
- 274
- 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,952
- Because!
- 275
- 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,162
- With all the chaos going on
- in the world today,
- 276
- 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,249
- there's never been a more vital time
- for humanity to open our doors
- 277
- 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,710
- to strangers from foreign lands.
- 278
- 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,505
- Mom, the '60s are over, okay?
- And you weren't even in them.
- 279
- 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,132
- Oh, Stig, buddy,
- 280
- 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,385
- we're just...
- we're gonna have to ship you back, man.
- 281
- 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,971
- This isn't a busted Xbox
- you bought on eBay.
- 282
- 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,431
- This is a human being.
- 283
- 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,642
- A human being who wants to experience
- what America is all about.
- 284
- 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,643
- You know what, Mom?
- 285
- 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,897
- You know what? What better way for him
- to experience what America's all about
- 286
- 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,773
- than for us to just kick him out of it?
- 287
- 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,983
- You get in the car!
- 288
- 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,234
- But I sit shotgun.
- 289
- 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,444
- Now.
- 290
- 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,242
- What should we listen to?
- 291
- 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,142
- Wow. That is amazing.
- That is really some talent you have there.
- 292
- 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,019
- Man, do I look fat on camera.
- 293
- 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,022
- Okay, for the next three weeks,
- if you see me eating carbs,
- 294
- 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,732
- I need you to slap me across the face.
- 295
- 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,442
- No, I'm not doing that.
- 296
- 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,485
- Okay, and since when did you start
- watching carbs?
- 297
- 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,780
- Since Teen Miss Louisiana.
- 298
- 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,782
- I'm not taking any chances.
- 299
- 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,324
- Okay, fine.
- 300
- 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,953
- Um, but I...
- I need your help with something.
- 301
- 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,496
- Sure, what's up?
- 302
- 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,456
- Um...
- 303
- 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,210
- How do I get a guy to notice me?
- 304
- 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,253
- Oh,
- 305
- 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,630
- my...
- 306
- 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,382
- God!
- 307
- 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,818
- Okay, I've been waiting for this day
- to come my entire life,
- 308
- 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,362
- and I never thought it would,
- but I'm so glad it's finally here!
- 309
- 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,587
- What day is that?
- 310
- 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,975
- Um, the day that you finally come
- to your big sister and ask her about love.
- 311
- 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,185
- To finally embrace
- 312
- 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:22,022
- the sublime splendor that is a woman,
- and to stop dressing
- 313
- 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,859
- like a, no offense, very large little boy.
- 314
- 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,431
- So are you gonna help me or not?
- 315
- 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,239
- I'm going to Extreme Makeover
- the crap out of you.
- 316
- 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:31,864
- Okay.
- 317
- 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,367
- Who is he?
- 318
- 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,869
- He... he is an exchange student...
- 319
- 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,162
- - Uh-huh.
- - ...from Sweden.
- 320
- 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,124
- - And, oh, my God, he is so cute.
- - What did you just say?
- 321
- 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,251
- He is an exchange student.
- 322
- 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,253
- Just... What's wrong?
- 323
- 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,091
- Walk away.
- 324
- 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,634
- Excuse me?
- 325
- 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,012
- Just walk away and
- forget we ever had this conversation.
- 326
- 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,347
- - Okay, but you literally...
- - I said walk away, damn it!
- 327
- 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,769
- Wow, I'm so sorry.
- 328
- 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,563
- - Um...
- - Yeah, that was...
- 329
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,356
- It's just, an exchange student...
- 330
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,110
- There's, uh, so many factors
- working against you, you know.
- 331
- 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,695
- You meet.
- 332
- 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,697
- High visibility.
- 333
- 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,158
- Girls circling him like sharks on chum.
- 334
- 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,870
- You know, I snagged
- an exchange student once.
- 335
- 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,662
- Diego.
- 336
- 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,459
- Paraguayan. Hairless.
- Sweat smelled like cappuccino, light foam.
- 337
- 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,253
- All the girls wanted him. It was war.
- 338
- 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,173
- I felt like Custer at Battle of the Bulge.
- 339
- 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,134
- Yeah, Custer wasn't at
- Battle of the Bulge.
- 340
- 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,387
- Yes, he was. I'm learning about him
- right now in American History class.
- 341
- 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,766
- Nunez Community College makes you take
- an American History class?
- 342
- 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,477
- A requirement for the Hotel Management
- degree! The point is,
- 343
- 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,854
- if you want a guy to notice you,
- 344
- 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,898
- you'd have to be willing
- to go all the way.
- 345
- 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,621
- I don't think you're willing.
- Think you're ready to go all the way?
- 346
- 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,277
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- 347
- 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,362
- Then you just answered your own question.
- 348
- 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,759
- Ja, good morning, Dunkers!
- 349
- 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,054
- See you at breakfast.
- 350
- 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,600
- ♪ No, I don't wait for tomorrow ♪
- 351
- 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,894
- ♪ No, I won't give it a break ♪
- 352
- 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,938
- ♪ Don't need to beg, steal, or borrow ♪
- 353
- 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,774
- ♪ Watch me as I walk this way ♪
- 354
- 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,859
- ♪ I'm busy buildin' an empire ♪
- 355
- 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,028
- ♪ Don't really care what they say ♪
- 356
- 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:37,574
- ♪ I'm only here for a good time
- Drown 'em out like Namaste ♪
- 357
- 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,683
- Look, man, I feel like we could be friends
- if you just gave me a chance on this.
- 358
- 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,293
- Look, you're a nice enough guy.
- But it's just not gonna work.
- 359
- 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,962
- Dunkers, man. Why not?
- 360
- 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,881
- Because I can't be seen around you.
- And stop calling me Dunkers!
- 361
- 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,341
- Why can't you be seen with me?
- 362
- 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,860
- - You wanna know why?
- - Yeah.
- 363
- 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,010
- You make me UBC.
- 364
- 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,263
- Ubc?
- 365
- 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,306
- No, you... Ugly by comparison.
- 366
- 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,100
- Look, when I'm not around you,
- 367
- 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,936
- I am a strong six, weak seven.
- 368
- 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,939
- But when I am around you,
- I'm barely a three,
- 369
- 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:09,857
- like, barely.
- 370
- 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,942
- Yeah, but, dude,
- I don't know anybody at school.
- 371
- 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,488
- Trust me, you're gonna have
- no trouble making friends.
- 372
- 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,756
- Guys, come on.
- He's not that attractive, is he?
- 373
- 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840
- Yes.
- 374
- 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,802
- Well, try living with him.
- 375
- 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,428
- Okay.
- 376
- 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,478
- Well, this is about to get interesting.
- 377
- 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,820
- Wow.
- 378
- 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,698
- Like sharks to chum.
- 379
- 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,952
- ♪ England to have my bones ♪
- 380
- 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288
- ♪ But don't ever give me up ♪
- 381
- 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:12,002
- ♪ I could never get back up
- When the future starts so slow ♪
- 382
- 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,712
- I'm going in.
- 383
- 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,546
- You are?
- 384
- 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,801
- No, of course I'm not...
- 385
- 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,553
- going in.
- 386
- 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,227
- ♪ If there's a time
- When the feeling's gone ♪
- 387
- 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,229
- ♪ Well, I wanna feel it ♪
- 388
- 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,440
- ♪ You can holler
- You can wail ♪
- 389
- 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,487
- This is like watching a UFC cage match.
- 390
- 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657
- But with less body slams
- and more crop tops.
- 391
- 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,251
- Ladies.
- 392
- 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:05,639
- Oh, oh, oh, oh! And we have a winner! Ah!
- 393
- 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,933
- So, what's your next class?
- 394
- 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,476
- Uh, I'm going to Spanish.
- 395
- 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,187
- Would you like me to walk you to class?
- 396
- 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,147
- Uh, let me guess,
- 397
- 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,942
- you picked up Spanish
- vacationing in Barcelona, right?
- 398
- 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,905
- Yes, Barcelona.
- 399
- 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,944
- Let's go!
- 400
- 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,072
- Okay.
- 401
- 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,335
- It's been over a week
- and she hasn't left his side.
- 402
- 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,504
- Every time I see him, they're together.
- 403
- 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,756
- They eat lunch together,
- they go to PE together,
- 404
- 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,842
- they walk home from school together
- every day.
- 405
- 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,945
- I don't know how much more
- I can take.
- 406
- 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,430
- Sounds like it's mostly just
- eating and strolling.
- 407
- 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,639
- Could be a lot worse.
- 408
- 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:54,396
- ♪ Oh, my love ♪
- 409
- 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,734
- ♪ My darling ♪
- 410
- 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,319
- This is worse.
- 411
- 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,501
- It's like I've been in love with this girl
- since elementary school,
- 412
- 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,533
- and this new guy just steps in
- and blows up my seven-year plan.
- 413
- 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,928
- Like, that's not cool,
- and he's going to end up with Kimmy,
- 414
- 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:12,247
- and Jodi'll spend the rest of her life
- pining for the one guy taller than her.
- 415
- 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,790
- And where does that leave me?
- 416
- 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,918
- Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like
- to go to lunch with my friends
- 417
- 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,562
- and have them ask me about my problems.
- 418
- 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,713
- Oh, and furthermore...
- 419
- 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,715
- ♪ Your touch ♪
- 420
- 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,927
- ♪ A long ♪
- 421
- 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:30,265
- ♪ Lonely time ♪
- 422
- 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,148
- I've been looking at your painting...
- 423
- 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,485
- ...the past couple weeks,
- and you got skills.
- 424
- 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:45,947
- A little Pollock, a little Monet,
- 425
- 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,407
- a touch of Rembrandt.
- 426
- 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,368
- Are you just naming artists you know?
- 427
- 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,537
- Da Vinci, Picasso, Matisse?
- 428
- 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,665
- Am I that obvious?
- 429
- 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,836
- Well, I like what you're doing
- with the Van Gogh there.
- 430
- 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,807
- Oh, well, look who's
- the artist-dropper now.
- 431
- 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,315
- Whatcha doing?
- 432
- 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,580
- Playing Pachelbel's "Canon"
- on wine glasses
- 433
- 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,650
- may have been enough
- to win Teen Miss New Orleans...
- 434
- 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,533
- but if I wanna win Teen Miss Louisiana,
- 435
- 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,910
- I gotta step up my game.
- 436
- 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:36,956
- Cool.
- 437
- 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,209
- So, um...
- 438
- 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,253
- I'm ready to go all the way.
- 439
- 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,881
- Then let's get to work.
- 440
- 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,424
- Okay.
- 441
- 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,720
- Jesus, Harper!
- 442
- 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,472
- You almost killed me.
- 443
- 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,016
- Hey, bro,
- do you want this or not?
- 444
- 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,206
- - Lipstick.
- - Lady Danger.
- 445
- 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,230
- Mm, too vampy.
- 446
- 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,873
- - Crème Cup.
- - Not vampy enough.
- 447
- 00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,985
- - Speak Louder.
- - Not vampy enough!
- 448
- 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,696
- No, no, no, that's just the name
- of this one, Speak Louder.
- 449
- 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:08,779
- My bad.
- 450
- 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,200
- I look like Grandma's couch.
- 451
- 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,036
- Or a beautiful mermaid princess!
- 452
- 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,956
- Okay, no. Harper, no!
- 453
- 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,166
- Oh, that one.
- 454
- 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,334
- 187 Duo Brush!
- 455
- 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,419
- Goat fiber.
- 456
- 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,920
- Did you have to bring Mom along?
- 457
- 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,464
- Fixing you is a two-person job.
- 458
- 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,091
- You were awesome
- on Good Morning New Orleans!
- 459
- 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,050
- Focus!
- 460
- 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,134
- Okay.
- 461
- 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,514
- Now we're talking!
- 462
- 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,433
- You look great.
- 463
- 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,269
- Thank you, Mom, but it's just...
- It's not me.
- 464
- 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,146
- Okay.
- 465
- 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,779
- I would like to see some layers
- around her face
- 466
- 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,943
- to accentuate that fabulous
- bone structure.
- 467
- 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,529
- Maybe an inch or two off in the back,
- but leave the length,
- 468
- 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,866
- followed by some honey-blonde lowlights
- all around.
- 469
- 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,743
- Jodi, what do you think?
- 470
- 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,889
- So you're telling me that a lip gloss
- and a lip glass are two different things?
- 471
- 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,207
- Stop stressing, little sister.
- 472
- 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,019
- Tomorrow we're gonna bring
- that little Swedish boy to his knees.
- 473
- 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,170
- - Not so sure about that.
- - Jodi!
- 474
- 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,464
- Listen to me, okay?
- 475
- 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,132
- If I had that kind of attitude,
- 476
- 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,612
- I don't think I ever would've gotten
- that job with the Hilton Corporation.
- 477
- 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,555
- You have an unpaid internship
- at the Residence Inn.
- 478
- 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,349
- Silly.
- 479
- 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,816
- Now this is me.
- 480
- 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:29,611
- You look stunning.
- 481
- 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,468
- Hello?
- 482
- 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,887
- Hi, may I speak with Jodi, please?
- 483
- 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,432
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, this is Jodi.
- 484
- 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,894
- Hi, uh, my name's Stig. I'm the new
- exchange student in your school.
- 485
- 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:05,896
- Hello?
- 486
- 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,150
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. Hi. Um...
- 487
- 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,112
- Uh, how may I help you?
- 488
- 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,365
- Well, um,
- I don't know many people at school,
- 489
- 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,826
- and you seem like a really nice person.
- 490
- 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,953
- I was hoping
- if you didn't have a date yet,
- 491
- 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,205
- you'd want to go with me
- to the Homecoming dance.
- 492
- 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,960
- Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
- 493
- 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:31,840
- I mean, going out with you would be,
- you know, splendiferous.
- 494
- 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:37,178
- Now... Now, that's a word you don't hear
- nearly enough of, um...
- 495
- 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:43,059
- So... So, I'm guessing that
- Dunkleman gave you my number?
- 496
- 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:47,314
- No, no. I just looked it up in
- the phone book under "Big, ugly giraffe"!
- 497
- 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,609
- Schnipper.
- 498
- 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,612
- Gotcha.
- 499
- 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,364
- Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?
- 500
- 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:59,367
- Oh, don't be so best supporting actress.
- 501
- 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,491
- I saw the way you were looking at Stig
- in art class.
- 502
- 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,872
- Your jaw was practically on the floor.
- 503
- 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,142
- So, Schnipper and I just thought
- we'd have a little fun.
- 504
- 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,167
- What up?
- 505
- 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,338
- Besides, you really don't think a guy
- as hot as Stig would be into you, do you?
- 506
- 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,590
- I mean, let's face it, Jodi.
- 507
- 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,426
- You're the tall girl.
- You'll never be the pretty girl.
- 508
- 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,679
- Yeah, well.
- 509
- 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,282
- - What is taking so long?
- - Honey, relax.
- 510
- 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,533
- There's a whole outfit.
- 511
- 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,078
- There's makeup, there's hair.
- It's a process.
- 512
- 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,287
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 513
- 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,709
- Wow!
- 514
- 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,302
- She looks exactly the same, right?
- 515
- 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,470
- - Yes!
- - Yeah.
- 516
- 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,858
- ♪ What's the difference 'tween me and you?
- When no one believe in you ♪
- 517
- 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,212
- ♪ I'm flyer than Beetlejuice
- Don't count on the sheep to snooze ♪
- 518
- 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,697
- ♪ Till I might eat your food
- I party then sleep till noon ♪
- 519
- 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,407
- ♪ What every day people do ♪
- 520
- 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,659
- - Hey! What up, Stig?
- - Ah, not much, Jake!
- 521
- 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,704
- You became real popular real fast.
- 522
- 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,914
- - Hey, Stig.
- - Oh, hi, Sheila!
- 523
- 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,332
- Okay, like, really, really fast.
- 524
- 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,418
- Jeez, it's one week
- and everyone knows your name?
- 525
- 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,503
- - Yeah, it's...
- - And you're dating Kimmy.
- 526
- 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,673
- Right? I still don't get why everyone
- wants to be friends with me.
- 527
- 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,193
- Or why a girl as pretty as Kimmy
- would want to date me.
- 528
- 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,301
- What are you talking about?
- 529
- 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,803
- Well, look at me.
- 530
- 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,305
- Yeah?
- 531
- 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,641
- I'm a dork.
- 532
- 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,725
- What do you mean?
- 533
- 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:51,020
- It's kind of embarrassing,
- but in my high school back home,
- 534
- 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:57,152
- there's all these super good-looking,
- super popular, tall guys, you know?
- 535
- 00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,820
- I'm not one of them.
- 536
- 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,283
- I'm sorry, what you're telling me
- is that in your home country,
- 537
- 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,743
- this, all this...
- 538
- 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:05,827
- This is ugly?
- 539
- 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,163
- Oh, yeah, of course, man.
- 540
- 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,540
- No, that can't be right.
- 541
- 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:11,624
- Why?
- 542
- 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:15,211
- Well, it's just, you know, if that's true,
- then that makes you the me of Sweden.
- 543
- 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:16,462
- I am?
- 544
- 00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,256
- Man, that's trippy.
- 545
- 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,509
- If I'm the you of Sweden, then, I mean...
- 546
- 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:23,595
- who am I here?
- 547
- 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,365
- Well, who's the most popular,
- good-looking guy at your school?
- 548
- 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:29,017
- The guy that all the girls want to date
- and, you know,
- 549
- 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,220
- - everyone wants to be friends with?
- - Ingvar Krueger.
- 550
- 00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:32,394
- That's you here.
- 551
- 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,105
- You're Ingvar Krueger.
- 552
- 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,150
- I'm Ingvar Krueger.
- 553
- 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,322
- - I'm Ingvar Krueger, Dunkers!
- - Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
- 554
- 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,866
- Man, I'd be, um, screwed in Sweden, huh?
- 555
- 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,910
- Yeah, but it's all right.
- 556
- 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,581
- Out. Now.
- 557
- 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,458
- Excuse me. I'm reading.
- 558
- 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,876
- You're hiding.
- 559
- 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,754
- I don't want to run into Kimmy.
- 560
- 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,714
- She prank called you, Jodi.
- 561
- 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,673
- So what?
- 562
- 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,802
- Easy for you to say.
- Okay, nothing rattles you.
- 563
- 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:07,096
- Plenty of stuff rattles me.
- I just roll with it.
- 564
- 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,349
- Well, this is how I roll.
- 565
- 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,519
- I like your outfit, by the way.
- 566
- 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,354
- Might be one of your best designs.
- 567
- 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,147
- Don't change the subject.
- 568
- 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,235
- Okay, Gulliver,
- let's see what trouble you get into next.
- 569
- 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,908
- One day, Jodi, one day
- when you get picked on and made fun of,
- 570
- 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,827
- you're not gonna hide in a bathroom stall.
- 571
- 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,038
- You're gonna stand up and say,
- "This is me.
- 572
- 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,165
- I love all 73 inches of myself,
- 573
- 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,085
- and there's nothing you can do
- that will change that."
- 574
- 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,212
- That is my wish for you.
- 575
- 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,674
- I just hope I'm there to see it.
- 576
- 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,804
- You're not seriously flushing the toilet
- to avoid having this conversa...
- 577
- 00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:21,004
- Did you want to use the piano?
- 578
- 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,885
- I have a few minutes before my next class,
- so I'm just in here messing around a bit.
- 579
- 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,012
- No, no, no, go ahead. Go ahead.
- 580
- 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,472
- - Yeah.
- - I suck.
- 581
- 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:52,951
- Relax your hands.
- 582
- 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,287
- I'm sorry, what?
- 583
- 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,874
- Y... You're just trying so hard
- to hit the right notes
- 584
- 00:31:57,957 --> 00:31:59,292
- that your fingers are tensing up.
- 585
- 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,127
- So just relax your hands.
- 586
- 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,296
- All right. Relax.
- 587
- 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,382
- Right.
- 588
- 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,064
- Not bad.
- 589
- 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:23,566
- It's better.
- 590
- 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,985
- Yeah. Wow, thank you.
- 591
- 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,612
- You should play something now.
- 592
- 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:30,698
- - No, no, I don't really play much anymore.
- - Oh, come on.
- 593
- 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,285
- I mean, I have a feeling that
- you're probably better at this than I am.
- 594
- 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,329
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm okay,
- 595
- 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,081
- but only because of these.
- 596
- 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:40,375
- Your hands?
- 597
- 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,252
- Yeah, I would hope that you use
- your hands to play the piano.
- 598
- 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,588
- No, no, I... I mean, um...
- 599
- 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,925
- That's why there are more male
- classical pianists than female.
- 600
- 00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,803
- You know, bigger hands, they move faster,
- cover more ground, so...
- 601
- 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,430
- Lucky me. My hands...
- 602
- 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,932
- Could I... Can I see 'em?
- 603
- 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,141
- Yeah.
- 604
- 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,359
- Yeah. You've got big hands.
- 605
- 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,363
- So you probably could play this,
- then, right?
- 606
- 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,702
- It's Guys and Dolls,
- it's my favorite musical.
- 607
- 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,870
- - Me, too. It's a classic.
- - Really?
- 608
- 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,956
- - You like musicals? Oh, my God.
- - I do.
- 609
- 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,959
- You should have seen me in Sweden.
- I was in Cats.
- 610
- 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,335
- - Oh, my God, me, too!
- - No, were you really?
- 611
- 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,420
- No.
- 612
- 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,800
- No, I... I don't know
- why I said that, actually.
- 613
- 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,136
- But you should play this with me.
- 614
- 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,638
- Come on. Here.
- 615
- 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:50,778
- Relax your hands.
- 616
- 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,197
- I got that one. Thanks.
- 617
- 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:07,336
- ♪ I've never been in love before ♪
- 618
- 00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:11,257
- ♪ Now all at once it's you ♪
- 619
- 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,844
- ♪ It's you forevermore ♪
- 620
- 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:21,726
- ♪ I've never been in love before ♪
- 621
- 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:25,521
- ♪ I thought my heart was safe ♪
- 622
- 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:29,442
- ♪ I thought I knew the score ♪
- 623
- 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:32,945
- ♪ But this is wine ♪
- 624
- 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:36,449
- ♪ That's all too strange and strong ♪
- 625
- 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:39,535
- ♪ I'm full of foolish song ♪
- 626
- 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:44,248
- ♪ And out my song must pour ♪
- 627
- 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:50,463
- ♪ So please forgive
- This helpless haze I'm in ♪
- 628
- 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,258
- ♪ I've really never been ♪
- 629
- 00:34:54,759 --> 00:35:00,515
- ♪ In love before ♪
- 630
- 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,522
- Fantastic.
- 631
- 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:09,816
- Kimmy. Hi.
- 632
- 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,212
- Been looking for you. I thought
- we were walking to class together.
- 633
- 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:17,240
- Yeah, yeah, we're just having a little,
- uh, impromptu concert here with, um...
- 634
- 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:18,616
- Jodi.
- 635
- 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,244
- Uh, Jodi.
- It's... It's nice to formally meet you.
- 636
- 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:26,582
- I'm, uh, I'm Stig,
- and, uh, this is my girlfriend, Kimmy.
- 637
- 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,918
- Girlfriend?
- 638
- 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:32,964
- Yeah. Girlfriend, girlfriend.
- 639
- 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,841
- Had the talk last night, made it offish.
- 640
- 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:38,302
- Stiggy, baby, would you mind
- getting Mama a Diet Slice before class?
- 641
- 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,304
- Yeah. Sure.
- 642
- 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,227
- See ya, Jodi.
- 643
- 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:53,663
- - What are you playing at, beanstalk?
- - What are you talking about?
- 644
- 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,695
- - You're moving in on my man.
- - No, I'm not.
- 645
- 00:35:55,778 --> 00:35:58,378
- So it's a coincidence the two of you
- happened to be here together?
- 646
- 00:35:58,447 --> 00:35:59,782
- - Yeah.
- - Stay away from him.
- 647
- 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,700
- I will.
- 648
- 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:02,702
- Stig and I will be
- Homecoming king and queen.
- 649
- 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,785
- I don't doubt it.
- 650
- 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,247
- - Stop agreeing with everything I'm saying!
- - Okay.
- 651
- 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,166
- Ugh!
- 652
- 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,855
- Hm. Excuse me.
- 653
- 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:33,607
- Hey.
- 654
- 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:34,734
- Dad, what is going on?
- 655
- 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,526
- What do you mean?
- 656
- 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:41,032
- I mean, why is our house filled with
- a bunch of ridiculously tall people?
- 657
- 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,533
- Who are they?
- 658
- 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,745
- Oh, just some friends that I invited over
- for a little get-together.
- 659
- 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:49,498
- Okay, well, why are all your friends
- wearing hats that say "Tip Toppers"?
- 660
- 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,834
- Well, that's because
- 661
- 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:55,379
- they are not only a group of friends,
- 662
- 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:59,258
- but they're also, you know, like, a group.
- 663
- 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,968
- You mean a club.
- 664
- 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,845
- No. Not a club.
- 665
- 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,722
- Clubs are lame. Ugh.
- 666
- 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:07,058
- Crystal Spitz, Chairmen of the Tip Toppers
- 667
- 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,227
- seven years running,
- and it's about to be eight
- 668
- 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,979
- unless Bob Brickman over there
- beats me in the next election.
- 669
- 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,147
- Which you won't, Bob!
- 670
- 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,607
- Oh, we'll see, Crystal.
- 671
- 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,988
- Anyhow, your parents were so kind
- 672
- 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,908
- to open up their home for us
- for our weekly chapter meeting.
- 673
- 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,993
- Chapter meeting for what?
- 674
- 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,203
- For our tall club.
- 675
- 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,416
- Tall club? The Tip Toppers is a tall club?
- 676
- 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:36,420
- Tall Club International has over
- 200 chapters in the US alone.
- 677
- 00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:39,006
- The Tip Toppers are the third-largest,
- 678
- 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,217
- although, with our newest member...
- 679
- 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,761
- - No, no, no.
- - ...bringing up the tally to 24,
- 680
- 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:46,222
- we are now officially tied for second!
- 681
- 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,398
- Tip Toppers, I think you need
- to sing your theme song!
- 682
- 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,984
- No, no, no, Tip Toppers.
- 683
- 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:03,155
- ♪ O Beautiful, for massive feet ♪
- 684
- 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,201
- ♪ For clothes that never fit right ♪
- 685
- 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:11,872
- ♪ For being so gigantic that ♪
- 686
- 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:15,668
- ♪ We're cramped on every flight ♪
- 687
- 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,215
- Jodi, come on, don't be mad at me.
- 688
- 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:23,925
- Look, I...
- 689
- 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,930
- I thought it would be nice
- hanging out with other tall people.
- 690
- 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:32,685
- And... And then you could see
- that they're perfectly okay being tall.
- 691
- 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,728
- Being tall sucks.
- 692
- 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,770
- Seriously.
- I only come to these meetings for, like,
- 693
- 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,357
- the free food and the guys.
- 694
- 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,192
- Bathroom's this way, right?
- 695
- 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,153
- Ow!
- 696
- 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,364
- Jodi,
- 697
- 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,284
- I just want you to feel normal.
- 698
- 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:52,538
- Don't you realize
- 699
- 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,958
- that... that every time you try
- to make me feel more normal,
- 700
- 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,586
- you just end up making me feel like
- more of a freak?
- 701
- 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,439
- Height reduction surgery.
- 702
- 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,738
- Let's see.
- 703
- 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,202
- Costs $150,000.
- 704
- 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:35,039
- "But I know a guy in India
- who will do it for cheap."
- 705
- 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:39,126
- "Very long recovery time,
- extremely painful,
- 706
- 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,797
- but when I learned to walk again,
- it was worth it."
- 707
- 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:46,008
- Why couldn't I have just been normal?
- 708
- 00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:53,808
- Hello?
- 709
- 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,227
- Hi, Jodi, this is Stig from school.
- 710
- 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,396
- You know what, Schnipper?
- 711
- 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:03,317
- You really chose the wrong day
- to mess with me, okay?
- 712
- 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,029
- The next time I see you,
- I'm gonna take my size 13 Nikes
- 713
- 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,074
- and I'm gonna kick you in the nards hard.
- 714
- 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:11,909
- Okay, do... do you understand me?
- 715
- 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:17,915
- My big feet plus your tiny little nards
- equals pain.
- 716
- 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,092
- And, uh, and, um...
- 717
- 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,137
- This really is Stig,
- 718
- 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,637
- isn't it?
- 719
- 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:34,723
- Yeah, yeah.
- 720
- 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,895
- I'm... I'm really sorry. I, um...
- 721
- 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,525
- I thought that you were someone else.
- 722
- 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,527
- Oh, it's okay. I, um...
- 723
- 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:50,072
- I hope I'm not bothering you.
- I... I just wanted to know if...
- 724
- 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:55,244
- if maybe you wanted to come over tonight
- and watch a musical with me.
- 725
- 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,829
- Oh, my God.
- 726
- 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:01,916
- Jodi?
- 727
- 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,100
- Hi.
- 728
- 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,103
- How's it goin'?
- 729
- 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,566
- Who's at the door?
- 730
- 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:26,649
- Not now!
- 731
- 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:29,278
- Uh, sorry, sorry, just my, uh,
- 732
- 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,573
- Battle Royale partner,
- Shoshi from Okinawa, but hey.
- 733
- 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:33,991
- Hi.
- 734
- 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,659
- I look ridiculous, don't I?
- 735
- 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,994
- - I... I'm gonna go.
- - What?
- 736
- 00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:40,331
- No, no, no, you don't look ridiculous.
- You look...
- 737
- 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:44,543
- You... You look amazing.
- 738
- 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,879
- - Really?
- - Yeah, I...
- 739
- 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,549
- I'm just shocked. You look
- a little overdressed for a study night.
- 740
- 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,384
- Ah, Jodi, hey.
- 741
- 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:54,929
- Wow, hi.
- 742
- 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,972
- - Hi.
- - Wow.
- 743
- 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,308
- Um, thanks for coming over.
- 744
- 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,353
- Thanks for inviting me.
- 745
- 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:03,854
- Please come in.
- 746
- 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:07,148
- Bye, Dunk.
- 747
- 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:12,488
- That was painful.
- 748
- 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,241
- Who asked you?
- 749
- 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:22,164
- ♪ Why do they think up stories
- That link my name with yours? ♪
- 750
- 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:27,795
- ♪ Why do the neighbors gossip all day
- Behind their doors? ♪
- 751
- 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:33,801
- ♪ I know a way
- To prove what they say is quite untrue ♪
- 752
- 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:40,266
- ♪ Here is the gist
- A practical list of don'ts
- 753
- 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,895
- ♪ For you ♪
- 754
- 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,689
- Oh, you guys watching this?
- 755
- 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,398
- Yeah.
- 756
- 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,316
- Okay.
- 757
- 00:42:54,780 --> 00:43:00,578
- ♪ Don't please my folks too much ♪
- 758
- 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:07,918
- ♪ Don't laugh at my jokes too much ♪
- 759
- 00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:14,341
- ♪ People will say we're in love ♪
- 760
- 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,509
- Who laughs at your jokes?
- 761
- 00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:17,845
- I'm so silly.
- 762
- 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:20,806
- Salsa.
- 763
- 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:21,889
- Forgot.
- 764
- 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:23,809
- Be right back, guys.
- 765
- 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,525
- I'm so sorry.
- 766
- 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,360
- It's fine.
- 767
- 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,238
- ♪ My arm too much ♪
- 768
- 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,283
- I see a lot of ingredients here
- that I can use
- 769
- 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:42,036
- for a nice little smoothie.
- 770
- 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,081
- Fruits and such.
- 771
- 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:49,585
- Hit the gym today, so I'll throw
- some protein powder in there.
- 772
- 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:50,711
- That's always good.
- 773
- 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:52,546
- Get those gains.
- 774
- 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,217
- He doesn't seem to want to leave us alone.
- 775
- 00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:58,927
- Appears that way, yeah.
- 776
- 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,683
- Do you think maybe I should just ask
- if, you know...
- 777
- 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,436
- Yeah, I think that'd be a good idea.
- 778
- 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,647
- Hey, Dunkers.
- 779
- 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:10,730
- Yeah?
- 780
- 00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,319
- - Yeah, pal?
- - Do you want to watch the movie with us?
- 781
- 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:20,282
- Pfft! Well...
- No, I don't want to... Eh, okay.
- 782
- 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,201
- That's such a great idea!
- 783
- 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,914
- All right, cozy time. That's good.
- 784
- 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,123
- It's super cozy.
- 785
- 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,292
- Pssh. Where you going?
- 786
- 00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:42,388
- Sorry.
- 787
- 00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:45,641
- Oh.
- 788
- 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:48,227
- But if... If I just, like...
- 789
- 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:50,770
- Yeah.
- 790
- 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,608
- Um...
- 791
- 00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,697
- There we go.
- 792
- 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,239
- Yeah.
- 793
- 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:02,408
- That's better.
- 794
- 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,957
- So, um, where's your girlfriend tonight?
- 795
- 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,500
- At some party.
- 796
- 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,460
- Probably.
- 797
- 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,130
- And, um...
- 798
- 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:20,092
- you're my only friend
- I'd want to watch a musical with, so...
- 799
- 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,678
- Yeah, right.
- 800
- 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,098
- She's so pretty...
- 801
- 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:27,933
- Kimmy.
- 802
- 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,186
- But she can be so insecure sometimes,
- you know?
- 803
- 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:33,564
- - Insecure?
- - Yeah.
- 804
- 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,733
- After she saw us together
- in the music room,
- 805
- 00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,109
- she just kept saying, like,
- 806
- 00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:39,903
- "Oh, was it really coincidence
- that you two were together?
- 807
- 00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:41,840
- Do you think she's prettier than me?"
- 808
- 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:46,368
- Okay, Kimmy Stitcher is not insecure
- about anything or anyone,
- 809
- 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,995
- especially not me.
- 810
- 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,623
- I mean, why... why wouldn't she be?
- 811
- 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,918
- Because there's nothing
- to be insecure about.
- 812
- 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,547
- I mean, Kimmy's... She's perfect.
- 813
- 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:02,968
- I'm... this.
- 814
- 00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:06,638
- Are you serious? Being tall is great.
- 815
- 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,725
- Being a tall guy is... is great, but...
- 816
- 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:15,481
- when you're tall girl, it's...
- it's the only thing that people see.
- 817
- 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:18,025
- It's not the only thing I see.
- 818
- 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,027
- What do you see?
- 819
- 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,736
- I don't know.
- 820
- 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:24,573
- It's not a tall girl.
- 821
- 00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:26,950
- Just a girl.
- 822
- 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:31,246
- A really smart, fun,
- 823
- 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,581
- unique...
- 824
- 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,919
- beautiful girl.
- 825
- 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,681
- I... I'm sorry.
- 826
- 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,309
- I'm not.
- 827
- 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,041
- - Good evening, sister.
- - Oh, my God.
- 828
- 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,298
- What are you wearing?
- 829
- 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,009
- Allie McKinney, Miss Teen Florida 1993,
- 830
- 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,387
- states in her autobiography,
- The Crowning Achievement,
- 831
- 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:32,766
- that the key to a perfect-fitting dress is
- to buy one that is three sizes too small
- 832
- 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,059
- and to wear it two hours a day
- 833
- 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:36,979
- one week before the event
- to fit it to your exact body size.
- 834
- 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,897
- Can you even breathe in that thing?
- 835
- 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,566
- Just forget about whether or not...
- 836
- 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,734
- Forget about whether or not I can breathe.
- 837
- 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:43,818
- Okay.
- 838
- 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,447
- What happened with the Swede?
- 839
- 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,784
- Uh, we just watched a movie.
- 840
- 00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:52,828
- Okay, yeah.
- 841
- 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,039
- And then he invited Dunkleman
- to watch it with us.
- 842
- 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,207
- Oh.
- 843
- 00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:58,500
- And then, uh...
- 844
- 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,752
- he called me his friend.
- 845
- 00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:03,337
- And then, uh...
- 846
- 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:05,841
- then I kissed him.
- 847
- 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,012
- Wait.
- 848
- 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:11,513
- After all that,
- 849
- 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:14,308
- you kissed him?
- 850
- 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,225
- Mm-hm.
- 851
- 00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:17,852
- Yeah.
- 852
- 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,272
- Who are you?
- 853
- 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:24,151
- I don't know. I mean, I wasn't planning
- on kissing another girl's boyfriend,
- 854
- 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,153
- I mean, even if that girl is Kimmy, but
- 855
- 00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:28,447
- that's not me. I'm not the other woman.
- 856
- 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,032
- I mean, I'm barely a woman.
- 857
- 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,618
- The situation is getting very ugly,
- very fast.
- 858
- 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:36,679
- Why do you have to gaze out the window
- when you're talking to me?
- 859
- 00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,349
- We're in uncharted territory now.
- 860
- 00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:40,101
- I mean,
- if Kimmy ever found out about this...
- 861
- 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,165
- Is that an English muffin?
- 862
- 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,128
- No.
- 863
- 00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,006
- It's not an English muffin.
- 864
- 00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,423
- Don't...
- 865
- 00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:48,966
- I just...
- 866
- 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:53,847
- Did you just slap me?
- 867
- 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,475
- You told me to slap you
- if I ever saw you eating carbs.
- 868
- 00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,685
- I did, but I didn't expect you
- to actually do it.
- 869
- 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,649
- - What if you left a permanent mark?
- - Okay, stop talking about yourself,
- 870
- 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:03,330
- and tell me how to undo what I just did.
- 871
- 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:06,193
- You... You can't undo it.
- 872
- 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,362
- You kissed him, and he kissed you back,
- 873
- 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,673
- which means girlfriend or not,
- you've got a shot at this.
- 874
- 00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:12,616
- You are forging ahead.
- You are in the game.
- 875
- 00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:14,242
- Just like General Custer.
- 876
- 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:15,494
- General Custer,
- 877
- 00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:17,287
- not who you think he is!
- 878
- 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,920
- Hey, Dunkers.
- 879
- 00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:27,255
- Are you awake?
- 880
- 00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,507
- What? Yeah.
- 881
- 00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:30,175
- Yeah, man, what's up?
- 882
- 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:32,678
- I have to confess something.
- 883
- 00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:35,931
- I cheated on Kimmy tonight.
- 884
- 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:39,518
- With Jodi, and she kissed me,
- 885
- 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,561
- and I kissed her back, and I...
- 886
- 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,647
- I didn't pull away.
- 887
- 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,733
- Am I a horrible person?
- 888
- 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,778
- No, man.
- 889
- 00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,239
- No. People...
- 890
- 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,951
- These things happen.
- People have minor lapses in judgment.
- 891
- 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,456
- How was it?
- 892
- 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:08,296
- It was different than when I kiss Kimmy.
- 893
- 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:11,174
- It was really good, Dunkers.
- It was intense and
- 894
- 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:13,927
- - passionate, and I could feel her heart...
- - Cool.
- 895
- 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:16,179
- That's enough, you can stop now.
- 896
- 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:20,308
- So what should I do?
- 897
- 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,146
- Uh... You know, man, look.
- 898
- 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:25,230
- Well...
- 899
- 00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:32,738
- You're already in a relationship,
- you know, so...
- 900
- 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,531
- So, um...
- 901
- 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:38,660
- I think you should probably
- just focus on, you know,
- 902
- 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:42,789
- nurturing, caring for and continuing...
- 903
- 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,167
- that relationship.
- 904
- 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,253
- Right, but Dunkers, what if I like Jodi
- more than I like Kimmy?
- 905
- 00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:51,715
- Are you okay?
- 906
- 00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:53,842
- Yeah. I'm fine.
- 907
- 00:50:53,925 --> 00:50:54,968
- Good.
- 908
- 00:50:57,345 --> 00:50:59,222
- Look, man, Jodi... Jodi's great.
- 909
- 00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:00,806
- Yeah.
- 910
- 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,559
- And, you know, she smells...
- 911
- 00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,313
- like a late August midday sun-shower,
- 912
- 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:09,900
- and she's got skin like sweet,
- buttery whipped cream, but...
- 913
- 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:15,614
- You, my friend, are dating the hottest,
- 914
- 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:18,408
- most popular, most sought-after girl
- in the whole school, so,
- 915
- 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:22,454
- you know, if you keep that up,
- you're in line to be Homecoming King.
- 916
- 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:25,373
- That's a... You know, we don't
- take that lightly around here.
- 917
- 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,416
- Right.
- 918
- 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,544
- Soon enough, you'll be back in Sweden
- 919
- 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:33,215
- and, you know,
- you'll be living my life again. Ugh!
- 920
- 00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:36,760
- Right? So you should take advantage
- of the moment, man.
- 921
- 00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:39,679
- This is your chance to be Ingvar Krueger.
- 922
- 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,389
- - Right.
- - Yeah.
- 923
- 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,477
- - But here's the thing.
- - Mm-hm.
- 924
- 00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:49,397
- - I could still be friends with Jodi?
- - Eh...
- 925
- 00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:51,108
- - Really? No?
- - I...
- 926
- 00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:55,112
- I just think you might be...
- That might lead her on,
- 927
- 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:59,032
- you know, and it's probably best
- for you to cut things off,
- 928
- 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:00,617
- just cold turkey.
- 929
- 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,452
- You know, it's the American way.
- 930
- 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,787
- Yes.
- 931
- 00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:08,332
- All right.
- 932
- 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,919
- - I'm... I'm glad I have you, man.
- - Yeah.
- 933
- 00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:13,505
- I appreciate your honesty.
- That means a lot to me.
- 934
- 00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,048
- Mm-hm.
- 935
- 00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:17,968
- You kissed Stig?
- 936
- 00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:19,344
- Could you keep your voice down?
- 937
- 00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:21,179
- - Am I shouting?
- - Yes.
- 938
- 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:24,349
- Sorry. But it's a big deal,
- your first kiss!
- 939
- 00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:26,434
- So how was it? Give me the deets.
- 940
- 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,937
- Pretty perfect.
- 941
- 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:31,290
- I mean, other than the fact
- that he's dating someone else.
- 942
- 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,816
- But am I a terrible person?
- 943
- 00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:35,193
- No, you're not. She is.
- 944
- 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,571
- She doesn't deserve him. You do.
- 945
- 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,447
- And I gotta say,
- 946
- 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:40,907
- I like new Jodi.
- 947
- 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:42,576
- New Jodi?
- 948
- 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:45,662
- "Face your fears" Jodi.
- "Going after what you want" Jodi.
- 949
- 00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:48,582
- "Look at me 'cause I look good" Jodi.
- 950
- 00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:50,893
- it's about time you start following
- your own advice.
- 951
- 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,711
- And when did I ever give that advice?
- 952
- 00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:56,006
- To me. When you convinced me
- to stand up to my parents
- 953
- 00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:59,089
- and tell them I wanted to go to fashion
- school instead of becoming a doctor.
- 954
- 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,302
- Ah. Right.
- 955
- 00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:04,139
- Do you think they're ever gonna
- forgive me about that?
- 956
- 00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:06,433
- Oh, no. You're dead to them.
- 957
- 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,643
- What's that girl trying to prove?
- 958
- 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:12,355
- What, does she think makeup and
- a new haircut's gonna make her less ugly?
- 959
- 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,735
- Do you think she's less ugly?
- 960
- 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:22,032
- Uh, no, no. No. She's, like, you know,
- the same amount of ugly, right?
- 961
- 00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:23,657
- You're lying.
- 962
- 00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,075
- Huh?
- 963
- 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:26,912
- All right, yeah. I mean, look at her.
- 964
- 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:31,249
- Look at her, she's so confident
- and feeling herself and...
- 965
- 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:34,294
- She's like an independent woman
- with golden locks.
- 966
- 00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:36,588
- She looks kinda hot.
- 967
- 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,800
- Look, you better watch your back.
- 968
- 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,803
- She should watch hers.
- 969
- 00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:45,972
- Here he comes.
- 970
- 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:02,739
- What happened last night?
- You didn't respond to my text messages.
- 971
- 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:04,950
- Uh...
- 972
- 00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:07,118
- Yeah, that was funny, actually.
- 973
- 00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:09,496
- I... I left my phone on "off".
- 974
- 00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:10,579
- Mm.
- 975
- 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:11,915
- Silent, I mean.
- 976
- 00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,542
- No, I think it might be broken.
- 977
- 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:20,382
- Oh! Dunkers, man! We got a spot.
- 978
- 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,051
- Uh, no, that's fine. I'm just gonna...
- 979
- 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:25,136
- No, you're coming over here. Come on.
- 980
- 00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:29,557
- Okay.
- 981
- 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,519
- This is my roommate. This is Dunkers.
- 982
- 00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:34,354
- Yeah, uh, well, my name's Dunkleman,
- 983
- 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:37,816
- and I feel like I'm more of a landlord
- than a roommate, so...
- 984
- 00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:40,485
- Landlord! You're so funny.
- 985
- 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:42,195
- He's actually very funny.
- 986
- 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:43,947
- He does these impressions of people.
- 987
- 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:45,073
- What, impressions?
- 988
- 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,384
- - I don't think...
- - The chef one.
- 989
- 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,450
- Gordon Ramsay.
- 990
- 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:48,636
- - I don't do...
- - Let's see it.
- 991
- 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:49,494
- - Mm-hm.
- - Let's see it!
- 992
- 00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,377
- - He's so good at this.
- - Yeah, Gordon Ramsay.
- 993
- 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,849
- He's like, "You've
- been braising that turkey for 15 minutes.
- 994
- 00:54:53,873 --> 00:54:54,873
- Where's the lamb sauce?"
- 995
- 00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:58,336
- No, do it. Come on, here. With this.
- 996
- 00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,563
- - Oh, with the sushi?
- - Yeah. Please.
- 997
- 00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:03,300
- "Me nan could make
- better sushi than this, and she's blind"!
- 998
- 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,718
- - Do the sandwich!
- - "You donut."
- 999
- 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:06,529
- This, I actually love the sandwich bit.
- 1000
- 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:08,406
- - "What are you"?
- - I don't know!
- 1001
- 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,140
- "An idiot sandwich"!
- 1002
- 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,392
- Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart!
- 1003
- 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:15,496
- - Sure, yeah, Kevin.
- - In Sweden, they're crazy about this guy.
- 1004
- 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,230
- All right, all right, all right!
- 1005
- 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:19,357
- Yeah, you know Kevin, how he does that?
- 1006
- 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:22,193
- That's not a Matthew McConaughey thing.
- Kevin did it first, actually.
- 1007
- 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,070
- You know, walk up to him and he's like...
- 1008
- 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,990
- What am I watching?
- 1009
- 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:28,825
- Unclear.
- 1010
- 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,579
- ♪ All my people up
- Plus the sky is up ♪
- 1011
- 00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,999
- You're not really gonna eat Glutio's,
- are you?
- 1012
- 00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:37,082
- They taste like sawdust.
- 1013
- 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:40,503
- Well, I can't have gluten and so,
- you know, kid's gotta snack.
- 1014
- 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:44,090
- How about... Try one of these?
- 1015
- 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,509
- You're gluten-free?
- 1016
- 00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:47,802
- Since 2012, baby.
- 1017
- 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:49,428
- All right.
- 1018
- 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,935
- Hold up, no. That is not gluten-free.
- 1019
- 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,426
- - Who makes these?
- - Girls Gone Vegan on Chestnut Street.
- 1020
- 00:55:58,563 --> 00:55:59,564
- I'll take you.
- 1021
- 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:02,942
- Where have you been my whole life?
- 1022
- 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,781
- - I was talking to the cookie.
- - Cookie. Yeah. Okay.
- 1023
- 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:09,699
- Keep it.
- 1024
- 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:18,083
- So, what, am I not cool enough for you
- to sit and have lunch with anymore?
- 1025
- 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,417
- No, I was just, um...
- 1026
- 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,962
- Stig asked me to sit by him for lunch,
- and I didn't want to be rude.
- 1027
- 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,383
- Did he say anything to you
- about me recently?
- 1028
- 00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,635
- - Like what?
- - I don't know.
- 1029
- 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:32,389
- He just avoided me all day today, and I
- thought we had a fun night last night.
- 1030
- 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,141
- - Yeah, I bet you did.
- - Excuse me?
- 1031
- 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:36,309
- What? Nothing.
- 1032
- 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,353
- He did say something. What did he say?
- 1033
- 00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:40,939
- - I don't know.
- - Excuse me, I'm talking to you.
- 1034
- 00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,358
- What did he tell you?
- 1035
- 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:47,320
- - Well, he said you guys kissed, okay?
- - He what?
- 1036
- 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,884
- You're going after a taken man, Jodi.
- 1037
- 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,092
- There's plenty of other guys out there,
- available ones.
- 1038
- 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,325
- Just tell me what he said.
- 1039
- 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:55,245
- He said he didn't know who he liked more,
- you or Kimmy.
- 1040
- 00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:56,704
- He said that? Then what'd you say?
- 1041
- 00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:59,749
- I merely implied that, you know,
- maybe he should focus on the relationship
- 1042
- 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,376
- he's already in with Kimmy.
- 1043
- 00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:04,921
- Oh, so you're looking out for Kimmy now?
- I thought you're supposed to be my friend.
- 1044
- 00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:06,005
- I am your friend.
- 1045
- 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,508
- But if you can't have me, nobody can,
- isn't that the idea?
- 1046
- 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,051
- Jodi, don't flatter yourself.
- 1047
- 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,679
- I actually have a date with Liz
- to go to a gluten-free bakery.
- 1048
- 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,640
- Mm. The start of the beginning
- of no great love story ever.
- 1049
- 00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:18,101
- You may find this hard to believe,
- but I care about you
- 1050
- 00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:20,520
- and I just want to make sure
- that you don't get hurt.
- 1051
- 00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:25,358
- Ow!
- 1052
- 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,195
- What's happened to you?
- 1053
- 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:30,822
- Biking's for losers.
- 1054
- 00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:32,490
- Hey, can I...
- 1055
- 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:33,991
- Can I talk to you?
- 1056
- 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,952
- Yeah, sure. Come in.
- 1057
- 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,415
- So, uh...
- 1058
- 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:41,875
- What's up?
- 1059
- 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:46,421
- Oh, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry
- that I kissed you last night.
- 1060
- 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,423
- - Oh, uh, that's okay.
- - No.
- 1061
- 00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:52,093
- It's not. I mean, you have a girlfriend,
- and I basically threw myself at you,
- 1062
- 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:55,054
- which is probably why you...
- blew me off today.
- 1063
- 00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:57,265
- I just didn't know what to say, honestly.
- 1064
- 00:57:57,348 --> 00:57:59,100
- No, no, no,
- you don't have to say anything.
- 1065
- 00:57:59,767 --> 00:58:02,729
- You know, in fact, feel free
- to just keep blowing me off.
- 1066
- 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,314
- Really?
- 1067
- 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:05,607
- - Yeah.
- - Why?
- 1068
- 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:10,612
- Because if you don't, then I'm just gonna
- get my hopes up about happy endings
- 1069
- 00:58:10,695 --> 00:58:14,824
- that only happen in movies
- with actresses that are under six feet.
- 1070
- 00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:19,037
- I... I'd still like to be friends,
- Jodi, at least.
- 1071
- 00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:21,414
- Right, yeah. Friends, like,
- 1072
- 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,551
- let's just forget that we kissed
- and move on
- 1073
- 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,335
- - like nothing ever happened.
- - Yeah.
- 1074
- 00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:26,794
- - We could do that, right?
- - Right.
- 1075
- 00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,087
- Yeah, yeah, totally.
- 1076
- 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,088
- Oh, great.
- 1077
- 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,673
- - Yeah, great.
- - Good, good.
- 1078
- 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:31,841
- - Awesome.
- - Um...
- 1079
- 00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:34,219
- I...
- 1080
- 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:35,303
- High five.
- 1081
- 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,806
- - Pfft. Higher five.
- - Oh.
- 1082
- 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,711
- Okay, so then how did this end?
- 1083
- 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,449
- Other than a few scratches, he's fine,
- 1084
- 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,368
- but we're not on speaking terms
- at the moment.
- 1085
- 00:58:58,743 --> 00:59:01,496
- - Is this your first fight ever?
- - I think so.
- 1086
- 00:59:01,579 --> 00:59:04,299
- He didn't even start the day off
- with one of his cheesy pickup lines.
- 1087
- 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,918
- So what are you gonna do
- about Stig?
- 1088
- 00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:10,171
- Nothing. He made his choice.
- 1089
- 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,131
- You don't need him. There'll be more.
- 1090
- 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:13,590
- Yeah, well,
- 1091
- 00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:16,928
- me not getting the guy was always
- how this was supposed to end.
- 1092
- 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:22,934
- Forget about them.
- 1093
- 00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:24,060
- Let's go dance.
- 1094
- 00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:25,811
- Jodi.
- 1095
- 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:27,730
- Get in here.
- 1096
- 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:28,731
- Pass.
- 1097
- 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,610
- Not dancing to your high school marching
- band before homecoming is bad juju.
- 1098
- 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,153
- I'll risk it.
- 1099
- 00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:00,304
- Hey, Jodi.
- 1100
- 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,014
- We need to talk.
- 1101
- 01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:03,975
- About what?
- 1102
- 01:00:04,058 --> 01:00:05,058
- About a guy.
- 1103
- 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,770
- It's come to my attention,
- is very into you.
- 1104
- 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:10,189
- - Look, I did not mean for anything...
- - Schnipper.
- 1105
- 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:12,858
- Schnipper?
- 1106
- 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:14,860
- He digs your new look.
- 1107
- 01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:16,996
- We're all going
- to the escape room on Friday,
- 1108
- 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,156
- and you should come.
- 1109
- 01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:20,319
- Okay, I'm not falling
- for another one of your tricks.
- 1110
- 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:23,202
- It's not a trick.
- He told me to come over and invite you.
- 1111
- 01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,288
- And why should I believe you?
- 1112
- 01:00:25,371 --> 01:00:27,474
- 'Cause I know I haven't always been
- the nicest to you,
- 1113
- 01:00:27,498 --> 01:00:30,126
- but consider this
- my way of making it up to you.
- 1114
- 01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:31,752
- Bye.
- 1115
- 01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:39,527
- What did that biatch want?
- 1116
- 01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:41,763
- She just invited me to hang out
- Friday night.
- 1117
- 01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:44,891
- - Why?
- - Because apparently Schnipper likes me.
- 1118
- 01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:47,661
- - They're messing with you again.
- - Yeah. That's what I thought.
- 1119
- 01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:50,229
- But she sounded kind of genuine.
- 1120
- 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:51,939
- Oh, you're dreaming.
- 1121
- 01:00:52,273 --> 01:00:54,901
- Is it really that hard to believe
- that Schnipper would like me?
- 1122
- 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:55,984
- Yes.
- 1123
- 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:58,321
- All the guy does is make fun of you.
- 1124
- 01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:01,783
- And even if it were true, why would you
- wanna go out with Schnipper?
- 1125
- 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:06,663
- Maybe if Stig saw that I moved on,
- he would realize that he made a mistake.
- 1126
- 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:09,165
- Okay, but we have tickets to
- Tank and the Bangas on Friday.
- 1127
- 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,626
- And I'm sure you can find
- someone else to go with.
- 1128
- 01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,879
- Wow, so now you're flaking on me?
- 1129
- 01:01:15,546 --> 01:01:18,132
- Why are you giving me
- such a hard time about this?
- 1130
- 01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:21,719
- Why are you acting so crazy over a guy
- who, you just admitted two minutes ago,
- 1131
- 01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:22,845
- was never going to happen?
- 1132
- 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,139
- Do you really need validation that badly?
- 1133
- 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,683
- If you're not going to have my back,
- 1134
- 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:29,602
- I would really just prefer
- you keep your opinions to yourself.
- 1135
- 01:01:33,564 --> 01:01:35,608
- Don't worry, I will.
- 1136
- 01:01:58,005 --> 01:01:59,173
- Welcome
- 1137
- 01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:02,635
- to Maison Voodoo.
- 1138
- 01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:05,888
- It was there
- 1139
- 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,975
- where me and my entire clan were murdered
- 1140
- 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,519
- just last night.
- 1141
- 01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:15,231
- Now, you have exactly one hour...
- 1142
- 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:18,234
- To hunt for clues, find the killer,
- meet the same fate, blah, blah, blah.
- 1143
- 01:02:18,317 --> 01:02:19,957
- It's not our first rodeo. Just let us in.
- 1144
- 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,615
- Whatever. I get paid either way.
- 1145
- 01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,117
- Uh, wait right there.
- 1146
- 01:02:28,953 --> 01:02:31,956
- So, where's
- the Homecoming hangout this year?
- 1147
- 01:02:37,628 --> 01:02:38,628
- Uh...
- 1148
- 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:42,592
- I mean, well, my mom's going out of town
- on a yoga retreat that weekend,
- 1149
- 01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:45,511
- so I guess I can have
- a little get-together at mine.
- 1150
- 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:46,512
- - Are you serious?
- - Yeah.
- 1151
- 01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:47,764
- That's perfect.
- 1152
- 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,056
- Party at Dunkleman's!
- 1153
- 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,224
- No, no, get-together.
- 1154
- 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:53,102
- - Party!
- - Get-together!
- 1155
- 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,396
- - Get-together.
- - Party, party, party! Party.
- 1156
- 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,942
- Get-together. I said...
- You guys heard me, right?
- 1157
- 01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:00,901
- - It's a party.
- - Get...
- 1158
- 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,028
- - Hello?
- - Mm-hm.
- 1159
- 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:05,614
- What?
- 1160
- 01:03:06,365 --> 01:03:08,367
- Oh. Uh, okay. All right.
- 1161
- 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:11,496
- First clue's in the parlor upstairs.
- 1162
- 01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:13,915
- Stiggy. Stiggy, come on.
- 1163
- 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:20,254
- So, since when do you throw parties
- or get-togethers?
- 1164
- 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,965
- Well, I'm hanging out with
- a pretty popular crew now,
- 1165
- 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,383
- so it's sort of expected of me.
- 1166
- 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,636
- - Wow, good for you.
- - Thank you.
- 1167
- 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:31,015
- ♪ Open my heart to my surprise ♪
- 1168
- 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,560
- ♪ This is the time
- This is the night ♪
- 1169
- 01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:38,105
- ♪ I'm feeling like
- A hundred dollar bill, yeah ♪
- 1170
- 01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:40,441
- ♪ Doin' it for the thrill, yeah ♪
- 1171
- 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:44,529
- ♪ No time to waste when time is money
- Win the race, yeah ♪
- 1172
- 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,740
- ♪ Oh, oh
- Yeah, na na na ♪
- 1173
- 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,617
- ♪ Yeah, na na na na ♪
- 1174
- 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:52,203
- ♪ We won't ever quit
- Tell me ♪
- 1175
- 01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:53,704
- ♪ Are you ready for it ♪
- 1176
- 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:01,379
- ♪ Are you ready for it ♪
- 1177
- 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,091
- Guys, I'm tired.
- 1178
- 01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:06,716
- Let's take a break.
- 1179
- 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,530
- - But we only have 12 minutes left.
- - Plenty of time to escape.
- 1180
- 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:13,182
- Plus we have this whole room to ourselves.
- Might as well take advantage of it.
- 1181
- 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:25,152
- ♪ So you can go around the block
- Or watch what'll happen ♪
- 1182
- 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,236
- Hey.
- 1183
- 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,948
- ♪ Might as well get flattened by a car ♪
- 1184
- 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:32,201
- ♪ You wouldn't let me drive it anyway
- Anyway ♪
- 1185
- 01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:34,912
- ♪ I will have to prove myself ♪
- 1186
- 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:36,205
- ♪ Someday ♪
- 1187
- 01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:40,293
- ♪ One day I'm gonna be a big kid ♪
- 1188
- 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:43,129
- ♪ Big car, big house, big money ♪
- 1189
- 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,382
- ♪ One day I'm gonna be a big kid ♪
- 1190
- 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:54,599
- ♪ Someday you will see me put together ♪
- 1191
- 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:58,185
- Okay, yeah.
- 1192
- 01:04:58,519 --> 01:04:59,395
- I can't do this.
- 1193
- 01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:01,522
- Why not? You guys make such a cute couple.
- 1194
- 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,443
- Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
- 1195
- 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,411
- Not the way out.
- 1196
- 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:22,877
- Neither is that.
- 1197
- 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,880
- - Well, if you're gonna go, go.
- - I'm trying.
- 1198
- 01:06:08,422 --> 01:06:09,422
- Thanks for meeting me.
- 1199
- 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:10,466
- Sure.
- 1200
- 01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:13,344
- What was so important
- you needed to meet in private?
- 1201
- 01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:17,723
- Well, you know that whole plan we had
- about, "Let's forget we kissed"?
- 1202
- 01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:19,265
- Yeah.
- 1203
- 01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:20,851
- I hate that plan.
- 1204
- 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:23,854
- It's a really terrible plan that we made.
- 1205
- 01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:25,188
- I, uh...
- 1206
- 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,501
- I mean, it means I have to see you
- kissing Schnipper...
- 1207
- 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,111
- Which is never gonna happen again.
- 1208
- 01:06:30,194 --> 01:06:32,405
- - Thank God.
- - I honestly did that to make you jealous.
- 1209
- 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:33,948
- Well, that worked.
- 1210
- 01:06:34,198 --> 01:06:36,826
- Genius on my part, then.
- 1211
- 01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:38,160
- Look, Jodi, I...
- 1212
- 01:06:38,911 --> 01:06:41,580
- I'll end it with Kimmy
- if it means I can be with you.
- 1213
- 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,501
- I was thinking I would do it tonight,
- and, um...
- 1214
- 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:47,712
- maybe we could meet up after?
- 1215
- 01:06:49,463 --> 01:06:51,549
- I, uh, I... I can't tonight.
- 1216
- 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,676
- It's my sister's pageant.
- 1217
- 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:55,511
- Right.
- 1218
- 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,889
- I mean, unless you want to be my plus-one.
- 1219
- 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,933
- You mean, like, a date?
- 1220
- 01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:03,936
- Yeah, like a date.
- 1221
- 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,023
- I'd love to.
- 1222
- 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:09,316
- And then we could go
- to Dunker's party together.
- 1223
- 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:10,901
- But on one condition.
- 1224
- 01:07:11,485 --> 01:07:13,446
- You be my date
- 1225
- 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,364
- for Homecoming?
- 1226
- 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,159
- Yes, of course.
- 1227
- 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,415
- So, Stig is coming with you tonight,
- 1228
- 01:07:24,498 --> 01:07:26,542
- - and he asked you to Homecoming?
- - That's right.
- 1229
- 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:30,212
- Okay, this is all possible because he's
- breaking up with Kimmy to be with you?
- 1230
- 01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:33,007
- Which I feel bad about, but...
- 1231
- 01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:35,259
- yeah, he is.
- 1232
- 01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:39,013
- What... What's wrong?
- 1233
- 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,725
- Nothing. Nothing's...
- Nothing's wrong. Um...
- 1234
- 01:07:43,642 --> 01:07:44,935
- Y... You know, it was just...
- 1235
- 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:46,729
- I don't know. It was...
- 1236
- 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,356
- It was nice when
- you needed me for something.
- 1237
- 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,699
- We'll probably just go back to
- you never needing me for anything again.
- 1238
- 01:07:53,694 --> 01:07:54,694
- What do you mean?
- 1239
- 01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:57,031
- Well, up until last month,
- 1240
- 01:07:57,114 --> 01:07:58,994
- you've never really needed my help
- for anything.
- 1241
- 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:03,412
- Well, I... I wanted to, you know,
- talk to you about stuff, but...
- 1242
- 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:05,206
- Why didn't you?
- 1243
- 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:07,750
- I don't know, just because
- 1244
- 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,461
- you were just busy with all your pageants,
- 1245
- 01:08:10,544 --> 01:08:12,880
- and I just figured
- that you weren't interested.
- 1246
- 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,093
- You mean more to me
- 1247
- 01:08:17,843 --> 01:08:19,220
- than any stupid crown.
- 1248
- 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:24,225
- Then I guess I will come to you
- about stuff, then.
- 1249
- 01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:26,726
- Okay.
- 1250
- 01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:28,854
- Okay.
- 1251
- 01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,563
- Yeah.
- 1252
- 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,942
- I mean, who else would I talk to?
- 1253
- 01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:36,070
- You're my... You're my big sister.
- 1254
- 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,282
- You're my big little sister.
- 1255
- 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:42,743
- That's me.
- 1256
- 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,968
- So, where is he?
- 1257
- 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:01,846
- Late, obviously.
- 1258
- 01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,348
- - But he's definitely coming?
- - Yes, he's coming.
- 1259
- 01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:07,768
- Okay, sorry.
- We're just so excited to meet him.
- 1260
- 01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:09,812
- Okay, please don't embarrass me.
- 1261
- 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:11,646
- Never.
- 1262
- 01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:12,897
- Yeah.
- 1263
- 01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,653
- I'm so going to embarrass her.
- 1264
- 01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:18,737
- Me, too!
- 1265
- 01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,910
- Ladies and Gentleman,
- your Teen Miss Louisiana contestants!
- 1266
- 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:27,329
- ♪ I know you like what you see ♪
- 1267
- 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,790
- ♪ I bet you heard about me ♪
- 1268
- 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,251
- ♪ Stuck in your head like a dream ♪
- 1269
- 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,505
- ♪ You know you need someone fast ♪
- 1270
- 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,883
- ♪ So good you keep comin' back ♪
- 1271
- 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:41,677
- ♪ Turn off you can't miss the party ♪
- 1272
- 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:09,997
- ♪ Don't need no water
- I'm still gonna grow ♪
- 1273
- 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:14,543
- ♪ Girl got no problem sleepin'
- Everything peach ♪
- 1274
- 01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:18,756
- ♪ Check my credit, check my karma
- And you'll see what I mean ♪
- 1275
- 01:10:18,839 --> 01:10:20,883
- ♪ Just move to the beat
- Feel it in my feet ♪
- 1276
- 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:23,385
- ♪ Dance, dance in the street
- All eyes on me ♪
- 1277
- 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,888
- ♪ 'Cause I get what I want
- I get what I want ♪
- 1278
- 01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:27,556
- ♪ Yeah, I get what I want ♪
- 1279
- 01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:30,434
- ♪ Don't tell me no
- I'm still gonna go ♪
- 1280
- 01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:32,811
- ♪ Just tell me yes
- Let me see you work ♪
- 1281
- 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,980
- ♪ 'Cause I get what I want
- I get what I want ♪
- 1282
- 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,024
- ♪ Yeah, I get what I want
- I get what I want ♪
- 1283
- 01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:39,735
- ♪ Get it, got it, good ♪
- 1284
- 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,740
- Miss Harper Kreyman everyone!
- 1285
- 01:10:51,121 --> 01:10:54,083
- I guess the one way that I would work
- to make the world a better place
- 1286
- 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:57,628
- is by using
- my hotel management skills, which...
- 1287
- 01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:01,381
- Where is he?
- 1288
- 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:03,175
- Don't worry.
- 1289
- 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:11,058
- ...which is all about
- meeting and exceeding
- 1290
- 01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,060
- guest expectations.
- 1291
- 01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:14,853
- Now, wouldn't it be great
- 1292
- 01:11:15,312 --> 01:11:19,066
- if we could meet and exceed
- guest expectations...
- 1293
- 01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:25,489
- in the ongoing Middle East conflict?
- 1294
- 01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:33,247
- Thank you so much.
- 1295
- 01:11:49,763 --> 01:11:52,224
- In your face, Miss Teen Shreveport!
- 1296
- 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,518
- Oh. Oh!
- 1297
- 01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:01,191
- I'm gonna kill that kid when I see him.
- 1298
- 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:02,568
- Don't talk like that.
- 1299
- 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,862
- I'm serious.
- I'm gonna run over Stig with the car.
- 1300
- 01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:06,322
- Okay, then you'll go to jail.
- 1301
- 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,991
- Yeah, well, then I'll do my time
- like a man, because
- 1302
- 01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:12,077
- no one stands up my daughter, you hear me?
- No one stands up my daughter!
- 1303
- 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,746
- Watch the road!
- 1304
- 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,874
- Sorry.
- 1305
- 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:22,796
- Nobody!
- 1306
- 01:12:23,797 --> 01:12:26,342
- ♪ Roll up in the club
- And it's a big thunderstorm ♪
- 1307
- 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:28,302
- ♪ All eyez on me hot gyal protocol ♪
- 1308
- 01:12:28,385 --> 01:12:31,180
- ♪ The place a kick up bere dust
- When we're gone ♪
- 1309
- 01:12:31,263 --> 01:12:33,557
- ♪ Defibrillator shock them... clear ♪
- 1310
- 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,392
- ♪ We work hard and we play hard ♪
- 1311
- 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:37,686
- ♪ Problems when we roll out
- Me and mi squad ♪
- 1312
- 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:40,064
- ♪ All if the cash done
- Me draw me black card ♪
- 1313
- 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,274
- ♪ From Africa to yard
- Me set the standard ♪
- 1314
- 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:45,778
- ♪ We chipping and chopping
- And pimping and popping and flying ♪
- 1315
- 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,488
- ♪ And yachting no we not stopping no ♪
- 1316
- 01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:51,283
- ♪ Country hopping layovers for shopping
- No shakiness no flopping ♪
- 1317
- 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:55,371
- ♪ We causing mayhem
- Everybody causing mayhem ♪
- 1318
- 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,789
- ♪ Yes, it's a problem ♪
- 1319
- 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:59,208
- ♪ Jump around and blaze off the ceiling ♪
- 1320
- 01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:01,085
- ♪ When we come we set off alarm ♪
- 1321
- 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:04,880
- ♪ Mayhem
- Everybody causing mayhem ♪
- 1322
- 01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:06,215
- ♪ Yes, it's the weekend ♪
- 1323
- 01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:08,717
- ♪ Jump around and blaze off the ceiling ♪
- 1324
- 01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:11,135
- Jodi.
- 1325
- 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,932
- Ah, Jodi, I'm... I'm sorry.
- Can I explain, please?
- 1326
- 01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:16,266
- Please, yeah, explain.
- 1327
- 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,477
- I had to help Dunkers
- with the party all day,
- 1328
- 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,437
- and then people started showing up early,
- 1329
- 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,815
- and, I don't know, it got crazy.
- 1330
- 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,734
- And honestly, I lost track of time.
- I'm sorry.
- 1331
- 01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:28,654
- Okay, so,
- 1332
- 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,781
- did you talk to Kimmy?
- 1333
- 01:13:31,865 --> 01:13:34,993
- I was going to, I was, but then she kept
- getting pulled into conversations,
- 1334
- 01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:37,037
- and I wanted, like,
- a quiet moment to do it,
- 1335
- 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:39,415
- - you know? So I just...
- - Stig, Stig, quick selfie, dude.
- 1336
- 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:41,667
- Yeah. All right, yeah.
- 1337
- 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,603
- - Nice! Yes! Love you, bro.
- - Does it work?
- 1338
- 01:13:43,627 --> 01:13:45,087
- All right. Yeah, you too, man!
- 1339
- 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:49,633
- What?
- 1340
- 01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:51,468
- You're not breaking up with Kimmy.
- 1341
- 01:13:52,052 --> 01:13:53,345
- You never were.
- 1342
- 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,638
- Jodi, why would you say that?
- 1343
- 01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:56,849
- Because you like being the popular guy.
- 1344
- 01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:02,229
- Much more than you like me, so...
- 1345
- 01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:04,148
- No. Jodi.
- 1346
- 01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,607
- Hey, come on. Come back.
- 1347
- 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,776
- Stig, over here, man.
- You gotta check this out.
- 1348
- 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,870
- Do you... Do you have a date yet?
- 1349
- 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,830
- I do not.
- 1350
- 01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:22,416
- Do you want to go with me?
- 1351
- 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:24,668
- I do, yeah.
- 1352
- 01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:29,965
- And I don't.
- 1353
- 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:32,759
- I do and I don't.
- 1354
- 01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:35,262
- I'm confused. I thought you liked me.
- 1355
- 01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:37,431
- I do, I do. I'm just, uh...
- 1356
- 01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:40,142
- sorta in love...
- 1357
- 01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:42,561
- with somebody else.
- 1358
- 01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:45,521
- I know.
- 1359
- 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,775
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 1360
- 01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:50,986
- I see the way that you look at Jodi.
- 1361
- 01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:55,491
- So why aren't you guys together?
- 1362
- 01:14:57,784 --> 01:15:00,996
- Um, I don't... I don't know.
- I guess I'm just not her type.
- 1363
- 01:15:01,079 --> 01:15:04,791
- So you're gonna spend the rest of
- your life waiting until you are her type?
- 1364
- 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:08,962
- If that's what it takes, then, yeah.
- 1365
- 01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:11,756
- Okay.
- 1366
- 01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:15,010
- I'm sorry. I know you must hate me.
- 1367
- 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,512
- I'm bummed.
- 1368
- 01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:18,722
- But I don't hate you.
- 1369
- 01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,143
- Your art, though, that, I hate.
- 1370
- 01:15:23,727 --> 01:15:25,979
- I hate that.
- 1371
- 01:15:35,489 --> 01:15:37,074
- ...fluctuates in this part of the boat.
- 1372
- 01:15:37,157 --> 01:15:41,495
- They can grow or decline
- based on tiny changes in current,
- 1373
- 01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:43,580
- temperature or even water temperature.
- 1374
- 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:45,499
- Only time will tell if these new efforts...
- 1375
- 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:14,986
- Jodi?
- 1376
- 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:16,655
- You okay?
- 1377
- 01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:23,745
- Don't worry. I'm not gonna...
- 1378
- 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,707
- say anything or do anything to upset you.
- 1379
- 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:27,874
- I just, uh...
- 1380
- 01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:33,839
- just wanna tell you I love you.
- 1381
- 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,138
- And, uh...
- 1382
- 01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:46,059
- I'm here if you need me, okay?
- 1383
- 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,567
- The gnome and the sunflower.
- Classic.
- 1384
- 01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:25,719
- Oh, my God!
- 1385
- 01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:27,012
- What are you doing here?
- 1386
- 01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:29,014
- Harper said I could come in.
- 1387
- 01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:31,933
- Okay, yeah, come in, not,
- "Touch Jodi's hair
- 1388
- 01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,060
- - while she's trying to sleep."
- - Oh, my God.
- 1389
- 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:35,854
- Since when do you know karate?
- 1390
- 01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:39,399
- My mom. She made me take
- self-defense classes a few years ago
- 1391
- 01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,123
- when that serial killer was on the loose.
- 1392
- 01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:42,903
- Okay, what are you doing here?
- 1393
- 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,323
- - I...
- - And... And what happened to your eye?
- 1394
- 01:19:46,406 --> 01:19:50,786
- Last night took a crazy turn,
- and, um, I... I took a spill,
- 1395
- 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:52,454
- but I'm...I'm fine.
- 1396
- 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:54,039
- - Does it hurt?
- - Not...
- 1397
- 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:55,999
- Not so much, um...
- 1398
- 01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:01,004
- My mom asked me the exact same thing when
- she came home a day early from her retreat
- 1399
- 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:03,340
- and then grounded me
- for wrecking the house.
- 1400
- 01:20:05,425 --> 01:20:07,093
- - So...
- - Yikes.
- 1401
- 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:09,095
- So, uh...
- 1402
- 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,765
- no more Homecoming for me.
- 1403
- 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:16,644
- Sorry.
- 1404
- 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:20,899
- You have nothing to apologize for.
- 1405
- 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,363
- I haven't been the best friend recently.
- 1406
- 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,659
- And, uh, I am sorry.
- 1407
- 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,121
- But I got you a present.
- 1408
- 01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,290
- To hopefully...
- 1409
- 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,418
- try and make up for it.
- 1410
- 01:20:40,794 --> 01:20:42,462
- So I'm not gonna say anything else.
- 1411
- 01:20:42,546 --> 01:20:44,089
- - Just open it.
- - Okay.
- 1412
- 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:46,549
- I... I like the box.
- 1413
- 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:49,510
- Open it.
- 1414
- 01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:00,355
- - High heels.
- - Mm-hm.
- 1415
- 01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:04,693
- They're from a specialty drag queen store
- called Scream Queens.
- 1416
- 01:21:04,776 --> 01:21:06,194
- It's this great place,
- 1417
- 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:07,529
- and they gave me a gift card,
- 1418
- 01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:10,073
- so if I come in, like, nine more times,
- I get a free pair.
- 1419
- 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,034
- They're, uh, beautiful.
- 1420
- 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:14,118
- Thank you.
- 1421
- 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:16,538
- But I'm never gonna wear them.
- 1422
- 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,830
- Okay.
- 1423
- 01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:19,374
- Just keep 'em,
- 1424
- 01:21:19,916 --> 01:21:20,917
- just in case.
- 1425
- 01:21:22,252 --> 01:21:23,252
- Why?
- 1426
- 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,756
- I am glad you asked that, actually.
- Let me paint you a picture.
- 1427
- 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,818
- - Please don't...
- - No, no, no, stick with me here.
- 1428
- 01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,844
- We're three years in the future.
- 1429
- 01:21:30,927 --> 01:21:32,429
- You are at some
- 1430
- 01:21:32,929 --> 01:21:37,017
- nice college in the Midwest,
- Northwestern, maybe Notre Dame.
- 1431
- 01:21:38,059 --> 01:21:39,059
- And...
- 1432
- 01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:41,228
- you meet some...
- 1433
- 01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:43,356
- taller-than-you
- 1434
- 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:44,941
- nice guy...
- 1435
- 01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,696
- and he really likes you because
- 1436
- 01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:51,740
- of how kind you are.
- 1437
- 01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:56,286
- And he likes how you sit up front
- with your Uber drivers
- 1438
- 01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:58,705
- 'cause you don't want them
- to be lonely and...
- 1439
- 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:04,044
- how you hate raisins but love Raisin Bran,
- 1440
- 01:22:04,127 --> 01:22:05,545
- which doesn't make any sense to me.
- 1441
- 01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,547
- But again, maybe he likes it.
- 1442
- 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,761
- And he asks you out on a date.
- 1443
- 01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:16,389
- And you wanna wear your heels.
- 1444
- 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,643
- And then you try and go out and buy some,
- 1445
- 01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:22,270
- and you can't get any
- 'cause there's a snowstorm outside.
- 1446
- 01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:25,106
- So you think back to this moment
- and you go, "Damn.
- 1447
- 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:30,695
- I should have kept those heels that
- Dunkleman gave me just in case."
- 1448
- 01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:44,042
- It wouldn't work out with the guy.
- It wouldn't. Yeah.
- 1449
- 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:46,461
- - Right.
- - But you'd look amazing, so...
- 1450
- 01:22:50,256 --> 01:22:51,256
- Thank you.
- 1451
- 01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:54,468
- Yeah, no problem.
- 1452
- 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:38,013
- Hey, Dunkleman, crazy party, huh?
- 1453
- 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:41,099
- Well, I just wanted to document it
- just as a reminder
- 1454
- 01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,893
- in case you ever think
- about throwing a party again.
- 1455
- 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:45,269
- Stig.
- 1456
- 01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:48,481
- What were you and Jodi talking about
- in the kitchen earlier?
- 1457
- 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:49,858
- Seemed kind of important.
- 1458
- 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,907
- Uh, I... I messed with her.
- 1459
- 01:23:57,991 --> 01:24:00,511
- Yeah, Kimmy, I messed with her,
- and... and she was pissed at me.
- 1460
- 01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,495
- - What'd you do?
- - Uh...
- 1461
- 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,718
- Okay, so she came over here the other day,
- 1462
- 01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:07,435
- and she was saying that the reason
- that she left the escape room was
- 1463
- 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,961
- because she couldn't stand to see me
- with, uh, somebody else.
- 1464
- 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:14,007
- So, basically just saying
- that she's, uh, secretly in love with me.
- 1465
- 01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:16,217
- What?
- 1466
- 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:18,720
- Confessing love?
- Dude, that's, like, totally lame.
- 1467
- 01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:20,555
- Like, I'm definitely
- not in love with Jodi.
- 1468
- 01:24:21,347 --> 01:24:23,467
- Right, so anyways,
- I couldn't get her to leave,
- 1469
- 01:24:23,516 --> 01:24:24,768
- so just to get her off my back,
- 1470
- 01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:26,611
- I said, "Yeah,
- I'll meet up with you tonight.
- 1471
- 01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:29,814
- We can talk more about it." But, uh...
- But I... I totally stood her up.
- 1472
- 01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,192
- Man! My guy!
- 1473
- 01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:33,485
- Sauvage, bro.
- 1474
- 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:34,568
- Hey!
- 1475
- 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,321
- Dunkers!
- 1476
- 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,064
- Dunkers, what's your...
- 1477
- 01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:42,327
- Sauvage, bro.
- 1478
- 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,495
- Hey.
- 1479
- 01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:44,746
- - What're you...
- - Dunkers.
- 1480
- 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:47,832
- Dunkers, what's your problem, man?
- 1481
- 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,375
- You are, man, you are.
- 1482
- 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:52,378
- When I met you,
- you were genuinely a super nice guy, man.
- 1483
- 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:53,963
- But you've turned into such a jerk.
- 1484
- 01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,549
- You're talking trash about Jodi
- to all these people in public,
- 1485
- 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,969
- but when we're in private, man,
- you're confessing your love for her to me.
- 1486
- 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:03,014
- The crazy thing is you don't even
- know a thing about her, man.
- 1487
- 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,350
- What's her birthday, huh?
- What's her middle name?
- 1488
- 01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:07,633
- What's her favorite color?
- What color are her eyes, man?
- 1489
- 01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:09,813
- - Green.
- - No, they're not, they're blue.
- 1490
- 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:14,275
- I mean, Jodi has so much to offer.
- She's the best person that I know.
- 1491
- 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,153
- I bet you didn't even know
- she's reading the list of 100 best books
- 1492
- 01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:18,797
- before she turns 21, did you know that?
- 1493
- 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:19,989
- And that's what's so funny,
- 1494
- 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,034
- is you think you're so much cooler
- than her, but you're not.
- 1495
- 01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:25,453
- You guys, none of you guys are.
- You think...
- 1496
- 01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:28,623
- She is so much cooler
- than all of you guys combined.
- 1497
- 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:31,376
- Yeah, well, she's also taller
- than all of us combined, so...
- 1498
- 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,086
- - Yeah.
- - Hey...
- 1499
- 01:25:34,170 --> 01:25:35,171
- Dunkers!
- 1500
- 01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:37,132
- Oh, my God, Dunkers, you okay!
- 1501
- 01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,093
- Hey, fellas, come on now, come on!
- 1502
- 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,804
- Come on! Take it easy!
- 1503
- 01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:45,223
- Guys! Guys, stop!
- 1504
- 01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:01,739
- ♪ I don't know what to say to you ♪
- 1505
- 01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:03,575
- ♪ To get it through your head ♪
- 1506
- 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:07,412
- ♪ You are watering your roots ♪
- 1507
- 01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:09,747
- ♪ With every tear that's shed ♪
- 1508
- 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:12,750
- ♪ And you'll grow by the day ♪
- 1509
- 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:15,503
- ♪ Above what they say to you ♪
- 1510
- 01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:18,798
- ♪ Because at the height of everything ♪
- 1511
- 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:21,176
- ♪ Is a beautiful view ♪
- 1512
- 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:24,012
- ♪ You're a light so let it shine ♪
- 1513
- 01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:26,890
- ♪ Let it shine up in the sky ♪
- 1514
- 01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:30,059
- ♪ 'Cause my star it is your time ♪
- 1515
- 01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:31,477
- ♪ It is your time ♪
- 1516
- 01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:35,148
- ♪ Stand tall for a lifetime ♪
- 1517
- 01:26:35,231 --> 01:26:38,526
- ♪ You got more
- You got more to give ♪
- 1518
- 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,862
- ♪ Let all of your light shine ♪
- 1519
- 01:26:40,945 --> 01:26:43,656
- ♪ And your eyes are over it ♪
- 1520
- 01:26:51,539 --> 01:26:54,626
- ♪ I'm so electric
- I got sunshine in my feet ♪
- 1521
- 01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:59,255
- ♪ A whole new perspective
- New possibilities ♪
- 1522
- 01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:02,800
- ♪ Show me your war
- I've gone through it ♪
- 1523
- 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:07,388
- ♪ Ain't scared at all
- I'm gonna do it ♪
- 1524
- 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,642
- ♪ So don't ♪
- 1525
- 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,060
- ♪ Don't pass it up ♪
- 1526
- 01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:14,771
- ♪ Let's go ♪
- 1527
- 01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:15,772
- ♪ Let's fire it up ♪
- 1528
- 01:27:15,855 --> 01:27:19,192
- ♪ This is as good
- As good as it gets ♪
- 1529
- 01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:23,571
- ♪ We'll feel all night
- Ain't got no regrets ♪
- 1530
- 01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:27,700
- ♪ We'll just keep on movin'
- Till there ain't nothin' left ♪
- 1531
- 01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:31,579
- ♪ Feels like my heart could beat
- Right out of my chest ♪
- 1532
- 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:34,207
- ♪ This is as good as it gets ♪
- 1533
- 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,877
- ♪ Yeah
- As good as it gets ♪
- 1534
- 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,879
- All right, Ruby Bridges High.
- 1535
- 01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:42,966
- This is the moment
- you've all been waiting for,
- 1536
- 01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:47,845
- the announcement
- of your Homecoming King and Queen.
- 1537
- 01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:52,892
- And to read the names,
- please help me welcome to the stage
- 1538
- 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:57,647
- Ruby Bridges alum and recently-crowned
- Teen Miss Louisiana,
- 1539
- 01:27:58,189 --> 01:27:59,857
- Harper Kreyman.
- 1540
- 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:06,656
- Thank you, students. Hello.
- 1541
- 01:28:06,739 --> 01:28:09,742
- And Principal Preston,
- may I just say, you look fantastic.
- 1542
- 01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:12,495
- Have you lost weight or something?
- What is it?
- 1543
- 01:28:12,745 --> 01:28:13,830
- We'll talk later.
- 1544
- 01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:17,917
- And now, without further ado,
- your Homecoming King and Queen.
- 1545
- 01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:20,253
- Thank you.
- 1546
- 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,048
- And the winner is...
- 1547
- 01:28:27,176 --> 01:28:28,176
- Um...
- 1548
- 01:28:28,845 --> 01:28:29,845
- You sure?
- 1549
- 01:28:29,887 --> 01:28:31,806
- - That's what they told me.
- - We're sure.
- 1550
- 01:28:33,516 --> 01:28:35,518
- Kimmy Stitcher and Stig Mohlin.
- 1551
- 01:28:45,903 --> 01:28:47,322
- Thank you so much!
- 1552
- 01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:54,912
- Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
- 1553
- 01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,540
- Thank you! Who would've ever thought?
- 1554
- 01:28:57,623 --> 01:28:59,792
- Everyone, thank you so much! Oh, no?
- 1555
- 01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:02,128
- - Baby, Stig baby, we did it!
- - Ah!
- 1556
- 01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:05,089
- ♪ Pull up in my ride, yeah ♪
- 1557
- 01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:07,759
- ♪ Bad girl, bumping on Mariah, oh ♪
- 1558
- 01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:09,344
- ♪ She said she getting tired ♪
- 1559
- 01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:12,305
- ♪ Please
- Please don't kill the vibe, yeah, oh ♪
- 1560
- 01:29:12,388 --> 01:29:14,474
- ♪ Why you gotta lie
- I'm on the road ♪
- 1561
- 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,433
- What's wrong?
- 1562
- 01:29:17,727 --> 01:29:19,020
- I can't do this anymore.
- 1563
- 01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:21,063
- Do what?
- 1564
- 01:29:22,273 --> 01:29:23,316
- This.
- 1565
- 01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:27,487
- Or this.
- 1566
- 01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:29,905
- Why not?
- 1567
- 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:32,950
- Because I made a mistake.
- 1568
- 01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:35,661
- Because being Ingvar Krueger
- 1569
- 01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,830
- wasn't as great as
- I thought it was going to be.
- 1570
- 01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:39,540
- What's an Ingvar Krueger?
- 1571
- 01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:41,376
- Doesn't matter.
- 1572
- 01:29:43,252 --> 01:29:45,088
- This is because you like Jodi, isn't it?
- 1573
- 01:29:47,673 --> 01:29:50,718
- Can you explain to me, because I don't
- understand. What do you see in her?
- 1574
- 01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,556
- Can I, uh,
- have everyone's attention, please?
- 1575
- 01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,854
- Uh, hi, I am Jodi.
- 1576
- 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:45,773
- You may know me as
- 1577
- 01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:47,900
- Amazon or Godzilla
- 1578
- 01:30:47,984 --> 01:30:50,736
- or Jodi the Green Giant,
- or any of those other
- 1579
- 01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:54,031
- insults that you've called me
- in the past years, um...
- 1580
- 01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:56,367
- You know what? I... I get it.
- 1581
- 01:30:56,451 --> 01:31:00,329
- I'm... I'm tall, really, really tall,
- and it's the thing that's haunted me
- 1582
- 01:31:00,913 --> 01:31:02,039
- my entire life.
- 1583
- 01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:03,416
- It's, um,
- 1584
- 01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:05,293
- it's defined me.
- 1585
- 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:10,756
- But I think it's time that I come up
- with a new definition.
- 1586
- 01:31:11,632 --> 01:31:13,193
- - And I'd like to say one thing.
- - Harper.
- 1587
- 01:31:13,217 --> 01:31:14,611
- - My moment, not yours.
- - One thing.
- 1588
- 01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:16,429
- - Not mine. Okay.
- - Not yours.
- 1589
- 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:24,270
- I'm so much more than just a tall girl.
- 1590
- 01:31:25,146 --> 01:31:26,230
- I'm a sister.
- 1591
- 01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:30,485
- I'm a best friend.
- 1592
- 01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:34,864
- Mostly a good one, sometimes a bad one.
- 1593
- 01:31:34,947 --> 01:31:35,947
- Sorry.
- 1594
- 01:31:36,949 --> 01:31:38,659
- I'm smart.
- 1595
- 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:39,785
- I'm fun.
- 1596
- 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,080
- And I've made mistakes.
- 1597
- 01:31:43,956 --> 01:31:46,876
- I've kissed a guy who I knew
- had a girlfriend.
- 1598
- 01:31:47,418 --> 01:31:48,418
- What?
- 1599
- 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:50,463
- And I'm sorry.
- 1600
- 01:31:52,089 --> 01:31:53,174
- That was wrong.
- 1601
- 01:31:54,884 --> 01:31:56,719
- And I play piano,
- 1602
- 01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:59,430
- and I'm... I'm really, really good at it.
- 1603
- 01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:04,810
- Being tall, actually, is what makes me,
- me, and I... I like me.
- 1604
- 01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:06,646
- And you should like you.
- 1605
- 01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,564
- We're all good enough.
- 1606
- 01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:12,318
- And once we realize this,
- no one can take it away.
- 1607
- 01:32:12,818 --> 01:32:15,112
- So go ahead and...
- and keep making fun of me.
- 1608
- 01:32:15,196 --> 01:32:18,324
- Keep calling me names, keep asking me,
- "How's the weather up there?" Because...
- 1609
- 01:32:20,034 --> 01:32:21,202
- I can take it.
- 1610
- 01:32:24,622 --> 01:32:27,291
- Because the weather up here,
- it's... it's pretty great.
- 1611
- 01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:35,550
- Yeah, Jodi!
- 1612
- 01:32:43,099 --> 01:32:44,850
- ♪ Would you believe me now ♪
- 1613
- 01:32:45,434 --> 01:32:48,980
- ♪ If I told you
- I got caught up in a wave? ♪
- 1614
- 01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:51,399
- ♪ Almost gave it away ♪
- 1615
- 01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:54,485
- ♪ Would you hear me out ♪
- 1616
- 01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:58,531
- ♪ If I told you
- I was terrified for days? ♪
- 1617
- 01:32:58,614 --> 01:33:00,366
- Was that how you imagined it?
- 1618
- 01:33:01,033 --> 01:33:02,034
- Even better.
- 1619
- 01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:06,664
- ♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it
- Tried to slow it all down ♪
- 1620
- 01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:08,916
- I have to go.
- 1621
- 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:12,128
- ♪ You must be so happy now ♪
- 1622
- 01:33:15,214 --> 01:33:20,553
- ♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
- Then I'll keep coming back ♪
- 1623
- 01:33:20,636 --> 01:33:26,350
- ♪ And if you're gone for good
- Then I'm okay with that ♪
- 1624
- 01:33:26,892 --> 01:33:29,061
- ♪ If you leave the light on ♪
- 1625
- 01:33:29,145 --> 01:33:30,146
- Jodi, wait!
- 1626
- 01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:31,688
- Wait.
- 1627
- 01:33:33,482 --> 01:33:36,110
- Oh. Oh, Jodi, I'm so sorry.
- 1628
- 01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:38,487
- I'm... I'm so sorry for everything.
- 1629
- 01:33:38,779 --> 01:33:41,198
- - Thank you.
- - Your speech was beautiful.
- 1630
- 01:33:43,242 --> 01:33:45,411
- Thank you for saying that.
- 1631
- 01:33:45,745 --> 01:33:46,745
- Yeah.
- 1632
- 01:33:49,874 --> 01:33:51,208
- I broke it off with Kimmy.
- 1633
- 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:53,001
- Finally.
- 1634
- 01:33:54,503 --> 01:33:55,503
- Look,
- 1635
- 01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,381
- is there any chance
- 1636
- 01:33:58,132 --> 01:33:59,717
- that we can start over?
- 1637
- 01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:01,009
- Please?
- 1638
- 01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:06,265
- I'd love to start over.
- 1639
- 01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:14,148
- But just not with you.
- 1640
- 01:34:17,526 --> 01:34:21,739
- ♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it
- Tried to figure it out ♪
- 1641
- 01:34:22,198 --> 01:34:26,577
- ♪ But everything kept moving
- And the noise got too loud ♪
- 1642
- 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:29,789
- ♪ With everyone around me saying ♪
- 1643
- 01:34:29,872 --> 01:34:33,751
- ♪ "You should be so happy now" ♪
- 1644
- 01:34:35,169 --> 01:34:40,424
- ♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
- Then I'll keep coming back ♪
- 1645
- 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:46,263
- ♪ And if you're gone for good
- Then I'm okay with that ♪
- 1646
- 01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:48,307
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1647
- 01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:55,981
- Um...
- 1648
- 01:34:58,275 --> 01:35:01,570
- Why didn't you tell me the real reason
- you got that black eye?
- 1649
- 01:35:04,323 --> 01:35:05,700
- It didn't seem important.
- 1650
- 01:35:06,492 --> 01:35:07,827
- Okay, but you...
- 1651
- 01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:11,956
- you, like, defended my honor
- and you took a punch for me.
- 1652
- 01:35:12,581 --> 01:35:13,581
- Yeah, well...
- 1653
- 01:35:14,041 --> 01:35:16,168
- - Yeah, well, I guess I... I did that.
- - Mm.
- 1654
- 01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:21,798
- What?
- 1655
- 01:35:23,342 --> 01:35:24,342
- Nothing.
- 1656
- 01:35:26,011 --> 01:35:30,766
- I'm just making some mental revisions
- to my perfect boyfriend checklist.
- 1657
- 01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:34,437
- Well, did I make it over 50%?
- 1658
- 01:35:35,438 --> 01:35:36,731
- Way over.
- 1659
- 01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:49,326
- Uh, to let you know, the only major
- sticking point is the milk crate.
- 1660
- 01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:52,371
- I... I really don't get why you don't just
- 1661
- 01:35:52,455 --> 01:35:55,791
- put your stuff in a backpack
- like a normal person.
- 1662
- 01:35:56,751 --> 01:36:00,921
- Um, well, because I knew the day
- would come where I would need it,
- 1663
- 01:36:01,213 --> 01:36:02,757
- and I wanted to be ready.
- 1664
- 01:36:04,633 --> 01:36:05,801
- Ready for what?
- 1665
- 01:36:11,390 --> 01:36:16,479
- ♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
- Then I'll keep coming back ♪
- 1666
- 01:36:16,562 --> 01:36:21,776
- ♪ And if you're gone for good
- Then I'm okay with that ♪
- 1667
- 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:22,859
- For this.
- 1668
- 01:36:23,068 --> 01:36:25,196
- ♪ If you leave the light on ♪
- 1669
- 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:27,448
- ♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
- 1670
- 01:36:30,534 --> 01:36:32,953
- Short handles
- on roll-away suitcases,
- 1671
- 01:36:33,537 --> 01:36:37,124
- my feet hanging off
- every bed I've ever slept in,
- 1672
- 01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:39,543
- having to sit sideways on airplanes.
- 1673
- 01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:43,798
- We've all got something about ourselves
- we wish we could change.
- 1674
- 01:36:44,256 --> 01:36:46,884
- But it's completely out of our control.
- 1675
- 01:36:47,551 --> 01:36:50,679
- The only thing that we can control
- is how we deal with it.
- 1676
- 01:36:51,305 --> 01:36:53,682
- And the way I see it, we have two choices.
- 1677
- 01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:55,851
- We can lay low,
- 1678
- 01:36:56,310 --> 01:36:57,728
- or we can stand tall.
- 1679
- 01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:03,734
- ♪ If you keep reaching out
- Then I'll keep coming back ♪
- 1680
- 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:09,615
- ♪ And if you're gone for good
- Then I'm okay with that ♪
- 1681
- 01:37:10,115 --> 01:37:12,201
- ♪ If you leave the light on ♪
- 1682
- 01:37:12,409 --> 01:37:14,495
- ♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
- 1683
- 01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:24,880
- ♪ And do you believe me now ♪
- 1684
- 01:37:25,130 --> 01:37:28,717
- ♪ That I always had
- The best intentions, babe? ♪
- 1685
- 01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,095
- ♪ Always wanted to stay ♪
- 1686
- 01:37:31,595 --> 01:37:38,561
- ♪ With everyone around me saying
- "You should be so happy now" ♪
- 1687
- 01:37:40,145 --> 01:37:45,401
- ♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
- Then I'll keep coming back ♪
- 1688
- 01:37:45,484 --> 01:37:51,740
- ♪ And if you're gone for good
- Then I'm okay with that ♪
- 1689
- 01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:53,993
- ♪ If you leave the light on ♪
- 1690
- 01:37:54,076 --> 01:37:56,245
- ♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
- 1691
- 01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:17,558
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1692
- 01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:21,437
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1693
- 01:38:23,772 --> 01:38:26,191
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1694
- 01:38:28,068 --> 01:38:30,070
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1695
- 01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:33,908
- ♪ Hit it!
- I wanna rock right now ♪
- 1696
- 01:38:33,991 --> 01:38:35,993
- ♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
- 1697
- 01:38:36,076 --> 01:38:38,245
- ♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
- 1698
- 01:38:38,329 --> 01:38:39,955
- ♪ But I'm known to rock the microphone ♪
- 1699
- 01:38:40,039 --> 01:38:42,541
- ♪ Because I get stupid
- I mean outrageous ♪
- 1700
- 01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:44,627
- ♪ Stay away from me if you're contagious ♪
- 1701
- 01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:46,712
- ♪ 'Cause I'm the winner
- No, I'm not a loser ♪
- 1702
- 01:38:46,795 --> 01:38:48,923
- ♪ To be an MC is what I choose-a ♪
- 1703
- 01:38:49,006 --> 01:38:51,091
- ♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
- 1704
- 01:38:51,175 --> 01:38:53,218
- ♪ I mean, even the ones who never saw me ♪
- 1705
- 01:38:53,302 --> 01:38:55,304
- ♪ Like the way that I rhyme at a show ♪
- 1706
- 01:38:55,387 --> 01:38:58,223
- ♪ The reason why, man, I don't know
- So let's go, 'cause ♪
- 1707
- 01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:02,603
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1708
- 01:39:04,605 --> 01:39:06,649
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1709
- 01:39:08,943 --> 01:39:11,320
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1710
- 01:39:13,238 --> 01:39:15,282
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1711
- 01:39:16,992 --> 01:39:19,870
- ♪ Hit it! My name is Rob
- I gotta real funky concept ♪
- 1712
- 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:21,834
- ♪ Listen up,
- 'Cause I'm gonna keep you in step ♪
- 1713
- 01:39:21,914 --> 01:39:24,083
- ♪ I got an idea
- That I wanna share ♪
- 1714
- 01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,168
- ♪ You don't like it
- So what, I don't care ♪
- 1715
- 01:39:26,251 --> 01:39:28,253
- ♪ I'm number-one, the uno, I like comp ♪
- 1716
- 01:39:28,337 --> 01:39:30,464
- ♪ Bring all the suckers
- 'Cause all them I'll stomp ♪
- 1717
- 01:39:30,547 --> 01:39:32,549
- ♪ Bold and black but I won't protect ♪
- 1718
- 01:39:32,633 --> 01:39:34,843
- ♪ All of my followers
- 'Cause all I want is respect ♪
- 1719
- 01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,887
- ♪ I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture ♪
- 1720
- 01:39:36,971 --> 01:39:38,973
- ♪ A slick brother
- That can easy outfox ya ♪
- 1721
- 01:39:39,056 --> 01:39:41,308
- ♪ 'Cause I'm Rob
- The last name Base, yeah ♪
- 1722
- 01:39:41,392 --> 01:39:43,310
- ♪ And on the mic
- I'm known to be the freshest ♪
- 1723
- 01:39:43,394 --> 01:39:45,521
- ♪ So let's start
- It shouldn't be too hard ♪
- 1724
- 01:39:45,604 --> 01:39:47,606
- ♪ I'm not a sucker
- So I don't need a bodyguard ♪
- 1725
- 01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:49,566
- ♪ I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest ♪
- 1726
- 01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,027
- ♪ Don't smoke Buddha
- Can't stand sess, yes ♪
- 1727
- 01:39:54,113 --> 01:39:56,573
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1728
- 01:39:58,409 --> 01:40:00,452
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1729
- 01:40:02,705 --> 01:40:05,249
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1730
- 01:40:06,917 --> 01:40:09,003
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1731
- 01:40:10,754 --> 01:40:13,465
- ♪ Hit it!
- The situation that the Base is in ♪
- 1732
- 01:40:13,549 --> 01:40:15,551
- ♪ I'm kinda stingy
- That's why I don't wanna lend ♪
- 1733
- 01:40:15,634 --> 01:40:17,803
- ♪ A funky rhyme
- To a foe or a good friend ♪
- 1734
- 01:40:17,886 --> 01:40:19,847
- ♪ But listen up
- 'Cause I want you to comprehend ♪
- 1735
- 01:40:19,930 --> 01:40:22,141
- ♪ 'Cause I'm the leader
- The man superior ♪
- 1736
- 01:40:22,224 --> 01:40:24,143
- ♪ I take care of ya
- And then ya get wearier ♪
- 1737
- 01:40:24,226 --> 01:40:26,311
- ♪ So just sit
- My rhymes are not counterfeit ♪
- 1738
- 01:40:26,395 --> 01:40:28,439
- ♪ The record sells
- Which makes this one a hit ♪
- 1739
- 01:40:28,522 --> 01:40:30,649
- ♪ It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert ♪
- 1740
- 01:40:30,733 --> 01:40:32,813
- ♪ Take off your shirt
- Make sure it don't hit the dirt
- 1741
- 01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:34,903
- ♪ I like the kids, the guys, the girls ♪
- 1742
- 01:40:34,987 --> 01:40:37,067
- ♪ I want the ducats
- 'Cause this is Rob Base's world ♪
- 1743
- 01:40:37,114 --> 01:40:39,366
- ♪ I'm on a mission
- Ya better just listen ♪
- 1744
- 01:40:39,450 --> 01:40:41,490
- ♪ To my rhymes
- 'Cause I'm all about dissin' 'cause ♪
- 1745
- 01:40:43,537 --> 01:40:45,998
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1746
- 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:49,877
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
- 1747
- 01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:54,715
- ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
- 1748
- 01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:58,469
- ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
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