Lexi/Winona Dating Tense!

* ravishingRover has begun trolling strikingBelladonna!
[00:35] <ravishingRover> at last, the dashing and vivacious Lexi i have heard so much about!
[00:36] <strikingBelladonna> And here I thought I'd be monopolizing unexpectedly dropping in on strangers this evening.
[00:36] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i'm afraid that's my specialty darling.
[00:37] <ravishingRover> ☆|| but i won't leave you at a disadvantage: call me Winona Trumai.
[00:37] <strikingBelladonna> Well, you're quite the kind one, Winona.
[00:38] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i try, thank you.
[00:38] <strikingBelladonna> However might I repay this gift?
[00:39] <ravishingRover> ☆|| no rush, dear Lexi. i won't hold it over your head like a debt.
[00:39] <ravishingRover> ☆|| as is, i am here in part to repay a kindness shown to me by a mutual friend.
[00:40] <strikingBelladonna> Really?
[00:40] <ravishingRover> ☆|| would i lie to you?
[00:40] <strikingBelladonna> Well, you have been nothing but magnanimous thus far, so I must gather that you would not.
[00:41] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i appreciate that. you've got a sweeter side that Hark neglected to mention.
[00:42] <strikingBelladonna> That cur, how could he possibly forget to detail just how nice I invariably am?
[00:43] <ravishingRover> ☆|| my dear he was busy mopping up the drool. forgive him his folly.
[00:43] <strikingBelladonna> At the mere thought of me, or do you possess the same "... fetching" quality he seems to be so attracted to?
[00:44] <ravishingRover> ☆|| are you asking if i am attractive, Lexi?
[00:44] <ravishingRover> ☆|| how forward.
[00:45] <strikingBelladonna> This from the person who opened by calling me dashing and darling?
[00:45] <strikingBelladonna> Really, I think I am downright chaste.
[00:46] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i will call a digging implement a digging implement when given the chance. and this is what i have been led to believe.
[00:46] <ravishingRover> ☆|| if you wish to prove me wrong for some strange reason, i will at this juncture require proof.
[00:47] <strikingBelladonna> Proof that I am unattractive?
[00:47] <ravishingRover> ☆|| attempted proof, for i am willing to wager that you are indeed as 'fetching' as my host claims.
[00:48] <strikingBelladonna> Well, I would never dream of questioning Hark's assessment of my looks, after all, his opinion is unquestionably that which I base the fragile structure of my self-esteem upon.
[00:49] <strikingBelladonna> That personal admission taken care of, are you attractive?
[00:51] <ravishingRover> ☆|| at the risk of sounding conceited.. i find i manage to attract my share of amorous attention. by that definition, that would make me attractive.
[00:52] <ravishingRover> ☆|| or if it pleases you to couch it in a metric you trust, Harken only had kind things to say.
[00:52] <strikingBelladonna> Hrm, how incredibly unfortunate, well then, would you care to make an assessment as to how jealous I ought to be of you being in close proximity with my beaux?
[00:53] <ravishingRover> ☆|| your beaux, is he? interesting.
[00:53] <ravishingRover> ☆|| pardon me while i make a few quick notes.
[00:53] <strikingBelladonna> My beaux, my boyfriend, my paramour, I've called him a great number of things recently.
[00:54] <ravishingRover> ☆|| and the furious notetaking continues!
[00:54] <strikingBelladonna> Quite the progress from terrifying tentacle beast, which was what I declared him when first we met.
[00:55] <ravishingRover> ☆|| oh dear Lexi, why must you Humans be so divisive about things when they can be counted as one in the same?
[00:55] <ravishingRover> ☆|| well. minus terrifying.
[00:55] <strikingBelladonna> Well, he has since revealed to me that he is quite devoid of tentacles.
[00:55] <strikingBelladonna> Really a shame, I was ever so excited by all the talk of them we did early on.
[00:56] <ravishingRover> ☆|| what a shame, leading a girl on so.
[00:56] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i expected better of our Harkie.
[00:56] <strikingBelladonna> I know, he has quite the habit of toying with my emotions.
[00:56] <strikingBelladonna> But alas, despite how he might abuse me, I love him so.
[00:57] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i'm certainly not in a position to complain.
[00:57] <strikingBelladonna> Then allow me to complain for the both of us.
[00:58] <ravishingRover> ☆|| if there is one thing i can say for certain of Harken, it is that is most certainly knows how to satisfy a woman.
[00:58] <ravishingRover> ☆|| beyond that, claim away.
[00:58] <ravishingRover> *complain
[00:58] <ravishingRover> (dammit)
[00:58] <strikingBelladonna> Every poisoned word dropped form his delightful lips is simply another strand in his web, and all I might do is wriggle such to attract his attention and get him to suck my nutrients out.
[00:59] <strikingBelladonna> But alas, I find yet more news of more women within his trap, and I am slain even further with jealousy.
[00:59] <strikingBelladonna> Truly, mine is a life cursed by his insurmountable skill in wooing.
[01:00] <ravishingRover> ☆|| if it's not too bold of me, could i make a suggestion, Lexi?
[01:00] <strikingBelladonna> If you must, though I am afraid that I am having such a difficult time holding back the tears at the thought of the two of you sharing a bed.
[01:02] <ravishingRover> ☆|| jealousy is all fine and good, but if all you do with it is cry bitter tears, what's the point?
[01:02] <ravishingRover> ☆|| Harken's a.. fetching troll in his own right. and not quite the most perceptive of emotions.
[01:03] <strikingBelladonna> Whatever do you mean? I'm afraid that, grief stricken as I am, I shan't be able to understand if you do not lay out your words in their most barest of forms.
[01:03] <ravishingRover> ☆|| the one to win his affections will be the boldest. and the bluntest.
[01:04] <strikingBelladonna> Are... Are you certain of this, Winona?
[01:04] <strikingBelladonna> You would not play with one whose heart is so delicate as mine, would you?
[01:04] <ravishingRover> ☆|| Lexi darling. you may trust me on this.
[01:05] <strikingBelladonna> I want so dearly to do so, truly I do.
[01:05] <strikingBelladonna> But, alas, what if this were all a ploy from you, so that you could swipe him out from beneath me!
[01:05] <ravishingRover> ☆|| call me soft, but i'm rather fond of the Grubslinger.
[01:06] <strikingBelladonna> STOP! Not another word of your relationship, I need not further details of what sweet nothings he whispered into your ear as you two lay tangled beneath his sheets!
[01:07] <ravishingRover> ☆|| Lexi please. dry your tears, they aren't becoming of a lovely lady.
[01:07] <strikingBelladonna> I could not stand it, the way you paint such awful pictures within my head of how he must have ravished you.
[01:07] <ravishingRover> ☆|| the point is this: if i wanted him, i would be upstairs in his bed right now.
[01:07] <ravishingRover> ☆|| but i am not.
[01:07] <strikingBelladonna> I see, then he is not good enough for you.
[01:08] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i wouldn't say it like that.
[01:08] <strikingBelladonna> You find the two of us as playthings, dolls which you mash together in a crude attempt to play cupid!
[01:08] <ravishingRover> ☆|| more like i'd rather see him happy. and yeah, playing Cupid is fun.
[01:08] <strikingBelladonna> Your arrows rend my heart, and yet you care not for the blood they spill.
[01:08] <ravishingRover> ☆|| if you want arrows, go talk to Innana.
[01:09] <strikingBelladonna> I have every intention of giving that hussy a piece of my mind.
[01:09] <ravishingRover> ☆|| hussy? hm.
[01:09] <ravishingRover> ☆|| your attentions might be better directed towards the man upstairs, but if that's what will float your boat Lexi.
[01:09] <strikingBelladonna> The way she so clearly threw herself at Harken, and how he allows himself to entertain thoughts of her when his mind should be occupied only by me.
[01:11] <ravishingRover> ☆|| do what you will. i've said my piece, and i've now met, if not seen the girl he moons on about.
[01:11] <strikingBelladonna> Does he really moon on about me?
[01:11] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, Winona, please, tell me what he's said, in excruciating detail.
[01:12] <ravishingRover> ☆|| oh but my words make you cry, Lexi!
[01:12] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i couldn't do such a thing!
[01:12] <ravishingRover> ☆|| if you want answers, i would suggest seeking them from the hoofbeast's mouth.
[01:12] <strikingBelladonna> If you care for me so deeply, you must tell me them!
[01:13] <strikingBelladonna> Think nothing of the suffering I wallow within now, what of the depths I shall fall to if you deny me words of my beloved!
[01:14] <ravishingRover> ☆|| denying you words? i'm telling you to go talk to him.
[01:14] <ravishingRover> ☆|| well.
[01:14] <ravishingRover> ☆|| maybe not tonight.
[01:14] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i can hear him up there. sawing logs.
[01:14] <strikingBelladonna> Sawing... whats?
[01:15] <ravishingRover> ☆|| snoring up a storm.
[01:15] <ravishingRover> ☆|| don't know how he expects me to sleep with that racket.
[01:16] <ravishingRover> ☆|| maybe i'll just sneak up there. take a few pictures of him drooling on the pillow for laughs.
[01:16] <strikingBelladonna> You wouldn't!
[01:16] <strikingBelladonna> To take such pictures of an unsuspecting man would be ever so cruel!
[01:16] <ravishingRover> ☆|| ...if i take them, you want to see?
[01:17] <strikingBelladonna> Downright devious, I'd be utterly shocked if you would do such a thing!
[01:17] <strikingBelladonna> I would have difficulty even believing such a thing if I was not shown the pictures myself!
[01:17] <ravishingRover> ☆|| haha, thought so.
[01:17] <ravishingRover> ☆|| that'll be my mission for the day then.
[01:18] <ravishingRover> ☆|| i'll report back with my spoils. at which time i hope to hear tales of you professing great pity in the direction of your intended.
[01:19] <strikingBelladonna> I shall leave ever so many messages for him, upon his awakening he shall be buried beneath the professions of my love!
[01:19] <ravishingRover> ☆|| attagirl. be quick about it.
[01:19] <ravishingRover> ☆|| or else someone may try to snap him up.
[01:20] <ravishingRover> ☆|| good morning, Lexi.
[01:20]  * ravishingRover has ceased trolling strikingBelladonna!