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1992 LGPS Brazilian GP commentary

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  1. 18:48:43: <dark77> funny how ISI made weather (which is pretty much vital in racing games these days) a feature in F1 challenge but didn't include it in rF
  2. 18:49:05: <Nuppiz> and the weather system isn't too bad either
  3. 18:49:22: <Nuppiz> it can go from dry to wet to dry again
  4. 18:49:38: <dark77> atleast they brought it back for rF2
  5. 18:49:47: <Ferrarist> Not to mention that F1C has a proper Group C mod, which rFactor hasn't
  6. 18:50:45: <dark77> you mean those le mans cars? i have a mazda 787B for rF...
  7. 18:51:00: <Nuppiz> Formula 1 97 had a funny weather system
  8. 18:51:32: <Ferrarist> Well, Prototype C not only has the Mazda 787B, but also these gourgeous 3.5l cars, like the Jag XJR-14 or the Peugeot 905
  9. 18:51:45: <Ferrarist> And of course many others. :D
  10. 18:51:48: <Nuppiz> if you set the weather to "variable", which meant that the weather could change during a session, it was always dry to wet, no randomness at all
  11. 18:51:56: <Nuppiz> and the BRM P351 :D
  12. 18:54:02: <Ferrarist> Oh yes, one of the more rejectful sportscars. It supposedly had to be hardwired, when they brought it to the grid. :D
  13. 18:55:16: <Ferrarist> Although it looked cool: http://www.dlg.speedfreaks.org/archive/cars/brm/autos/p351_c_1992.jpg
  14. 18:56:28: <dark77> wow, interesting design
  15. 18:57:51: <Ferrarist> Well, that was normal design during this era. Take this Jaguar for example: http://www.mulsannescorner.com/JaguarXJR-14-SMI3.jpg
  16. 18:58:54: <Nuppiz> in the end, José Pablo Mazzacane missed the grid by a bit more than three tenths
  17. 18:59:39: <Nuppiz> both V.I.D.A. cars were about six tenths from doing so on their home soil
  18. 19:00:13: <Nuppiz> Valentino Nicchi was second-last, three seconds from the grid
  19. 19:00:40: <Pi3141> I don't rthink Kjellerup made the grid...
  20. 19:00:44: <Pi3141> *think
  21. 19:00:59: <dark77> *sigh* we were so close in buenos aries
  22. 19:01:03: <dark77> now this
  23. 19:01:03: <Nuppiz> this was an especially difficult PQ session, because so many good cars fell on the wayside in Argentina
  24. 19:01:35: <Nuppiz> Kjellerup was 18th, 2.3 seconds from his team mate
  25. 19:02:58: <Nuppiz> Gio van Dycke, Christopher Arthurs, Danny Ramone, William Anker, Joe Gaera, Kenneth Baker, Atos Koumettou and Josip Stalic qualified
  26. 19:03:35: <Nuppiz> Shigeru Hashimoto was once again last
  27. 19:05:15: <Pi3141> What did I do wrong with my upgrades? I mean, Gaera got in, with a lot less spent on him than Mazzacane.
  28. 19:06:51: <Nuppiz> I honestly have no idea
  29. 19:07:15: <Nuppiz> based on stats alone, your car should be regularly scoring points, not mired in PQ
  30. 19:07:41: <Pi3141> OK, thats Bad Luck Mazzacane again, then.
  31. 19:08:10: <Nuppiz> anyway, Le Mans will be a SuperPrix
  32. 19:08:29: <Nuppiz> meaning all cars will qualify and we'll have a 41-car starting grid
  33. 19:12:54: <dark77> well, we have some work to do
  34. 19:14:36: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> that's not how WINSLOL works
  35. 19:14:38: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> hi btw
  36. 19:14:51: <Nuppiz> hi
  37. 19:16:07: <Nuppiz> main qualifying is currently running
  38. 19:17:50: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp is currently 5th, +0.818 from Dave Wilson
  39. 19:18:10: <Nuppiz> Algernon Bell is 25th, +3.266
  40. 19:18:20: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> now that looks good
  41. 19:18:33: <Rated> Qualifying or race ?
  42. 19:18:37: <Nuppiz> Quali
  43. 19:18:41: <Rated> Oh
  44. 19:19:06: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> 5th in the race
  45. 19:19:11: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> with +0.818
  46. 19:19:14: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> behind the leader
  47. 19:19:15: <Nuppiz> and Dave Wilson is the only driver not to use his allocated six laps
  48. 19:19:21: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> that would be cool :D
  49. 19:19:32: <Nuppiz> 25th with +3.266 would be even better :P
  50. 19:19:41: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> nah, that means SC
  51. 19:19:46: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> :X
  52. 19:19:57: <Nuppiz> but F1C doesn't have it
  53. 19:20:14: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> that's what Wurz wants you to think
  54. 19:20:46: <Nuppiz> I'm driving a friggin' bright yellow Datsun Bluebird as the series' "safety car" :D
  55. 19:21:12: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/Clipboard04_zpsdca567e2.jpg
  56. 19:22:19: <Nuppiz> qualifying over
  57. 19:23:19: <Nuppiz> last race's sensation, Vic SUnset, starts last
  58. 19:24:06: <captain_getz> alright, round 2 of the series in honor of the stumbling horse
  59. 19:25:53: <Nuppiz> Sunset qualified last, +4.020 from the polesitter Dave Wilson
  60. 19:26:13: <captain_getz> he still made the grid? thats still worth something
  61. 19:26:45: <Nuppiz> he skipped PQ thanks to his result in the previous race
  62. 19:27:13: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> Ah, 1992
  63. 19:27:14: <captain_getz> alright. Though I dont think beginners luck is gonna get me fro last into the top 6...
  64. 19:27:32: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> Little klon being one year old, "What Is Love" is being released and Life GP is going strong
  65. 19:27:55: <Nuppiz> What is Love was released in 1993
  66. 19:28:10: <Ferrarist> What is Love was popular...elsewhere? oO
  67. 19:28:21: <captain_getz> and andreas moda is making reject history as well :D
  68. 19:28:35: <Nuppiz> incidentally, Haddaway's next single was titled "Life"
  69. 19:29:03: <Cynon> :o
  70. 19:29:12: <Nuppiz> there's obviously a connection
  71. 19:29:17: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> Ferrarist, it reached #1 in 13 countries ... not Germany though :D
  72. 19:29:41: <dark77> i know nobody cares but prost gp isn't dead...just saying ;)
  73. 19:30:34: <captain_getz> oh good, that means I can still make a SEGA Dreamcast-themed car for that series
  74. 19:30:35: <Nuppiz> I've perfectly understood that ProstGP is now on a slight hiatus while you're trying to finish the 2015 RTCC season in time
  75. 19:30:36: <Ferrarist> Damn you Klon, couldn't you have just posted it like "No. 1"?
  76. 19:30:48: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> your fault for clicking on it :P
  77. 19:31:16: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> That, incidently, is also what she said
  78. 19:31:37: <Salamander> woop woop van der maeyede 6th :D
  79. 19:31:51: <captain_getz> so you tested the track at Le Mans? how is that working out?
  80. 19:32:00: <captain_getz> @Nuppiz
  81. 19:32:01: <Rated> Ouch, 25th. That hurts
  82. 19:32:50: <captain_getz> back of the pack for me as usual
  83. 19:32:55: <Ferrarist> Anyway, I was one year old in 1992, while Ireland started their winning streak at the Eurovision Song Contest :D
  84. 19:33:00: <Salamander> what
  85. 19:33:00: <Nuppiz> all 41 cars did their qualifying laps at Le Mans
  86. 19:33:09: <Salamander> i didint even notice donnelly 9th
  87. 19:33:13: <Salamander> since when is he that good
  88. 19:33:38: <Nuppiz> which it'll now be "SuperPrix de la Suisse" - all 41 cars will qualify for the race
  89. 19:33:41: <captain_getz> so we can have a full grid of all the cars at Le Mans then?
  90. 19:33:45: <Nuppiz> which means
  91. 19:33:51: <captain_getz> (sorry, second too late)
  92. 19:34:14: <captain_getz> we're not having it at night with cars that dont have headlights are we?
  93. 19:34:34: <Nuppiz> there was no night version of the early 90s layout
  94. 19:34:37: <Nuppiz> so no
  95. 19:35:04: <captain_getz> well its better than Bugatti circuit, though that track somehow was used for F1 in the 60s
  96. 19:35:05: <Nuppiz> it'll be at daylight, and I'll probably increase the race length a bit as well
  97. 19:35:27: <Nuppiz> from 150km to 200km, perhaps
  98. 19:35:43: <captain_getz> with or without chicanes on the Mulsanne?
  99. 19:35:48: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> so from a bit more than 10 to a bit more than 15 laps :D
  100. 19:35:48: <Nuppiz> with
  101. 19:36:17: <Nuppiz> anyway, before that we still have many races to go, most notably the Brazilian GP which is currently at hand
  102. 19:36:42: <Salamander> which will surely be an al smith 1-2 :D
  103. 19:37:03: <Rated> #VOECKLERWINSLOL
  104. 19:37:04: <Nuppiz> the formation laps has started now
  105. 19:37:11: <Nuppiz> lap, not laps
  106. 19:37:18: <captain_getz> and hoping we still race at Mugello before Ferrari grows a brain :P
  107. 19:38:44: <captain_getz> wow, the 1-2 drivers of the last race hold the bottom 2 positions for this one :(
  108. 19:39:11: <Salamander> such is the reality of lifegp
  109. 19:39:23: <Salamander> the only constant is that gio van dycke is stupidly quick
  110. 19:39:39: <Nuppiz> one light
  111. 19:39:42: <Nuppiz> two lights
  112. 19:39:46: <Nuppiz> three lights
  113. 19:39:47: <captain_getz> assuming he actually qualifies
  114. 19:39:52: <Salamander> well yeah
  115. 19:39:56: <Nuppiz> four lights
  116. 19:39:59: <Nuppiz> five lights
  117. 19:40:09: <Nuppiz> GO GO GO GO
  118. 19:40:27: <Salamander> 3 stallers!
  119. 19:40:27: <Rated> My bet on 3 stallers
  120. 19:40:34: <Salamander> beat you to it :p
  121. 19:40:37: <Nuppiz> speaking of van Dycke...
  122. 19:40:40: <Nuppiz> he stalled :D
  123. 19:40:40: <Rated> haha :P
  124. 19:40:42: <Salamander> :D
  125. 19:40:53: <Rated> Excellent.
  126. 19:40:53: <captain_getz> and the other 2?
  127. 19:41:09: <Nuppiz> lololol chaos
  128. 19:41:10: <captain_getz> is there a lake in this race to drive into?
  129. 19:41:18: <Nuppiz> no, unfortunately
  130. 19:41:37: <Nuppiz> cars going up dow right centre as they try to avoid van Dycke
  131. 19:41:48: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> you know what would be bloody hilarious?
  132. 19:41:58: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> if the Le Mans race is the first race where every car retires
  133. 19:42:17: <Salamander> that would be the best
  134. 19:42:34: <Nuppiz> lol
  135. 19:42:43: <Nuppiz> Danny Ramone found another way to retire
  136. 19:42:47: <captain_getz> sorry, was there first turn chaos?
  137. 19:42:58: <Nuppiz> his car was rolled over in the start chaos
  138. 19:43:10: <Salamander> so was van dycke the only staller
  139. 19:43:12: <Salamander> ?
  140. 19:43:16: <Nuppiz> no first turn chaos, just start chaos as people tried to find their way around van Dycke
  141. 19:43:26: <captain_getz> unless this series is the way which Ramone is trying to kill himself
  142. 19:43:31: <Nuppiz> and yes, he was the only staller
  143. 19:43:43: <Rated> The only one ? That has to be a record
  144. 19:43:50: <Salamander> no
  145. 19:43:55: <Salamander> i think theres been races where noone stalled
  146. 19:43:58: <Salamander> somehow
  147. 19:46:31: <Nuppiz> so, casualties from the start: Van Dycke stalled, Ramone rolled, Gaera lost his front wing (and also rolled but landed back on his wheels), Koumettou lost his rear wing, Bell lost his front wing
  148. 19:46:37: <Nuppiz> and Anker is in the wall!
  149. 19:46:59: <captain_getz> guess that was for the apparent lack of wing loss last race
  150. 19:47:22: <captain_getz> and is everyone gonna spin out trying to pass me again?
  151. 19:47:28: <captain_getz> (pass SUnset)
  152. 19:47:29: <Salamander> not likely
  153. 19:47:34: <Salamander> youre right at the back :p
  154. 19:47:41: <Salamander> also, have vdm or donnely made up any places?
  155. 19:47:58: <captain_getz> that didnt stop me from getting 2nd on my very first race :/
  156. 19:48:13: <Salamander> well then
  157. 19:49:21: <Rated> C'mon Bell. The team needs monies :c
  158. 19:49:29: <Nuppiz> oh oh, big crash for Anker!
  159. 19:49:36: <Salamander> oh dear
  160. 19:49:44: <Nuppiz> in the first corner on the first lap, which is why he was in the wall
  161. 19:49:45: <Rated> Wasn't he already in the wall ?
  162. 19:49:47: <Salamander> i take it hes going to the hospital then
  163. 19:50:11: <Nuppiz> Braggia clipped his rearwheel, sending him into a series of rolls
  164. 19:50:25: <Rated> holy spaghetti
  165. 19:50:34: <Nuppiz> apparently confused from this, ANker went to crash into the wall at a comically slow speed to lose his front wing
  166. 19:50:46: <Salamander> ah
  167. 19:50:49: <Rated> lol !
  168. 19:50:52: <Salamander> so no hospital trip then
  169. 19:50:55: <Nuppiz> he's still attempting to get back on the track
  170. 19:51:14: <Nuppiz> and Ramone's car is still dangerouslyon the main straight
  171. 19:51:24: <Nuppiz> might be time for some SC intervention soon
  172. 19:51:36: <captain_getz> we have a safety car?
  173. 19:51:47: <Nuppiz> yes, an old Datsun
  174. 19:51:50: <captain_getz> thought we couldnt afford that or a cleanup team
  175. 19:52:06: <captain_getz> a polski or a lada maybe, but not a datsun
  176. 19:53:05: <Nuppiz> I'll go roll Ramone's car back on its wheels now
  177. 19:53:13: <Nuppiz> so he can pit and retire
  178. 19:53:28: <Nuppiz> this is like Jong-Sung at Suzuka '91
  179. 19:54:38: <Nuppiz> done
  180. 19:54:52: <Nuppiz> not the most gentle way to do it, but effective :P
  181. 19:55:51: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> That's what she said
  182. 19:56:12: <captain_getz> im guessing you just punted Ramone's car off to the side and left it there
  183. 19:56:36: <Nuppiz> I punted Ramone's car back on its wheels
  184. 19:56:50: <Nuppiz> he's currently driving around the track to 8hopefully) pit and retire
  185. 19:56:57: <Nuppiz> (hopefully)
  186. 19:57:36: <Nuppiz> VDM and DOnnelly haven't made up any places apart from van Dycke's retirement
  187. 19:57:39: <Rated> So that makes 3 retirements so far
  188. 19:58:39: <RealRacingRoots> Okay, what's going on...
  189. 19:58:57: <Salamander> lifegp
  190. 19:59:05: <Salamander> race just started
  191. 19:59:09: <Nuppiz> meanwhile Anker has found his way back on the track
  192. 19:59:11: <RealRacingRoots> Everything happend.
  193. 19:59:16: <Salamander> yeah
  194. 19:59:22: <Nuppiz> two laps behind everyone else but Gaera
  195. 19:59:25: <captain_getz> Ramone retiring again, 1-2 finishers from last time now at the very back
  196. 19:59:33: <RealRacingRoots> Can i guess there were 4 stallers?
  197. 19:59:40: <Nuppiz> only one
  198. 19:59:42: <RealRacingRoots> wat
  199. 19:59:44: <Nuppiz> van Dycke
  200. 19:59:51: <RealRacingRoots> that's a big one
  201. 19:59:53: <captain_getz> The first corner on the other hand...
  202. 20:00:07: <Nuppiz> which caused a small chaos, among which Ramone rolled on the main straight and stayed there
  203. 20:00:33: <Nuppiz> until I intervened with my little yellow Datsun and rolled him back on his wheels so he could retire
  204. 20:00:37: <captain_getz> though it proves that this series happens to have a pace car
  205. 20:00:46: <RealRacingRoots> Looking at the engine files in GTR2, the corvette and the lambo have a 30hp disadvantage to the prodrive ferraris.
  206. 20:00:52: <RealRacingRoots> That'll need to be changed
  207. 20:01:15: <captain_getz> arent there two types of ferrari for that series? (550 and 575)
  208. 20:01:23: <Nuppiz> Ramone just retired
  209. 20:01:26: <RealRacingRoots> yeah getz
  210. 20:01:31: <RealRacingRoots> prodrive ferrari is the 550
  211. 20:01:34: <captain_getz> and too many people seem to like the barely useful Lister Storm
  212. 20:01:45: <RealRacingRoots> The lister storm has a charm to it.
  213. 20:01:54: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> have you forgotten where you are again?
  214. 20:01:57: <captain_getz> and ignoring the underdog le mans victor dodge viper
  215. 20:02:04: <Nuppiz> Roberts has a gearbox problem
  216. 20:02:15: <RealRacingRoots> Where I am klon?
  217. 20:02:35: <Rated> I could have had a lister, but decided to pick ... the 911 GT2 to make it more "realistic". Which left me on the sideline.
  218. 20:02:46: <captain_getz> oh yeah, ive played GT2 and GT3: the Lister always finishes at least a lap behind the rst of the race cars
  219. 20:02:59: <RealRacingRoots> and your team hasn't been around enough rated
  220. 20:03:06: <RealRacingRoots> sorry
  221. 20:03:10: <Nuppiz> Anker pits to replace his front wing
  222. 20:03:28: <Rated> That's why I went for the porsche
  223. 20:03:36: <RealRacingRoots> There was also that random citroen that would show up in the SSR5 enduro in GT2.
  224. 20:03:38: <RealRacingRoots> Poor guy
  225. 20:03:41: <Nuppiz> his first lap lasted a mere 5 minutes
  226. 20:04:04: <Nuppiz> two lpas behind everyone now
  227. 20:04:06: <Nuppiz> laps
  228. 20:04:30: <captain_getz> ive never seen that in GT2...
  229. 20:04:34: <Nuppiz> brb few minutes
  230. 20:05:05: <captain_getz> ive seen completely overpowerd cars in certain areas, like the GT40 in the classic car races
  231. 20:05:09: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> RealRacingRoots, I was talking to captain_getz as to why people like the Lister Storm
  232. 20:05:53: <RealRacingRoots> there was a bone stock citroen that would sometimes show up in the GT2 ssr5 enduro. I imagine someone at PD messed up a hex value by 1 for that car was suppose to be.
  233. 20:06:15: <captain_getz> like the rally car or some saxo or xsara?
  234. 20:06:42: <RealRacingRoots> pretty sure it was the xantia
  235. 20:07:36: <captain_getz> while the Storm in that game always seemed to spin out on one specific corner and drive at a far off-the-pace.... ummm, pace
  236. 20:08:03: <RealRacingRoots> the problem with the storm was that it was a obese lard
  237. 20:08:39: <captain_getz> the front looked kind of decent, if only they didnt chose the hidsous yellow and green paint job
  238. 20:08:46: <captain_getz> (hideous
  239. 20:09:10: <RealRacingRoots> they moved to a nicer black and white look before lister focused on LMP1
  240. 20:10:16: <captain_getz> indeed, though the fact that not many people chose a corvette, let alone the viper, is kinda jarring. I thought American cars were sucky enough to be reject-worthy
  241. 20:10:44: <Salamander> the corvettes are generally pretty good though
  242. 20:10:49: <Salamander> from what i recall at least
  243. 20:11:23: <RealRacingRoots> The issue is, salamander, is that the only Corvettes that were in GTR2 were the G2 spec corvettes, which were powered down a bit
  244. 20:11:26: <captain_getz> well I'll join the GTR Wc once a jaguar or aston martin shows up
  245. 20:11:40: <RealRacingRoots> Do you want on the reserve list anyways?
  246. 20:11:59: <captain_getz> well my present day team is warming up with a rallycross series
  247. 20:12:06: <captain_getz> go team Metro!
  248. 20:12:16: <Nuppiz> Roberts retires
  249. 20:12:25: <RealRacingRoots> so is that a yes, or...
  250. 20:12:50: <Nuppiz> Sunset is up into 16th already
  251. 20:12:56: <Salamander> whoa
  252. 20:12:58: <Rated> Can we have the top 5/10 please ?
  253. 20:13:21: <captain_getz> is everyone still spinning out or trying to ram my car this time?
  254. 20:13:29: <Nuppiz> VDM retired, gearbox
  255. 20:13:43: <Nuppiz> no, they're racing rather cleanly now
  256. 20:14:18: <captain_getz> @RRT yeah put me on reserve
  257. 20:14:21: <RealRacingRoots> that must mean Nuppiz's AIWs are working
  258. 20:14:22: <Salamander> DAMMIT
  259. 20:15:19: <Nuppiz> top 10, lap 6/46: Wilson, Kickert, von Gottorp, Jong-Sung, Graham, Donnelly, Arthurs, Howard, Braggia, Richardson
  260. 20:15:27: <captain_getz> so what color scheme looks better on the Austin Metro rally car? Im down to Sailor Moon or Norton Internet Security
  261. 20:15:34: <Rated> JONG SUNG ? WAT !?
  262. 20:15:56: <Salamander> come on donnelly....
  263. 20:16:13: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung qualified 7th, that's no surprise he's there...
  264. 20:16:20: <Nuppiz> the GLB is a good car
  265. 20:16:40: <Rated> He wasn't doing anything special last year
  266. 20:16:40: <Nuppiz> Kenneth Baker in his LGPS debut running 12th
  267. 20:17:54: <captain_getz> that reminds me, I should probably invest in a backup driver, probably a free agent at this point
  268. 20:20:15: <Nuppiz> di Longo is the best free agent
  269. 20:20:40: <Salamander> its a shame apostolos got a full-time drive
  270. 20:20:45: <captain_getz> i'll keep that in mind
  271. 20:20:50: <Salamander> hes perfect for this sort of thing
  272. 20:20:54: <Nuppiz> OOO
  273. 20:21:00: <Rated> crash ?
  274. 20:21:40: <Nuppiz> yes
  275. 20:21:48: <Nuppiz> Voeckler, Tenpenny and Blog
  276. 20:22:23: <Nuppiz> all cars continue, but Voeckler is without a rear wing and the other two without a front wing
  277. 20:22:34: <Nuppiz> let's see the replay...
  278. 20:23:16: <captain_getz> let me guess, my hideous car is slowly creeping up the field on the side?
  279. 20:24:00: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> VOeckler confirmed for continuing to drive? :D
  280. 20:24:04: <Nuppiz> oh, Voeckler spins at the first corner, Tenpenny and Blog simply crash into him
  281. 20:24:19: <Nuppiz> Sunset is 15th
  282. 20:24:42: <Salamander> is donnelly keeping up with the cars ahead?
  283. 20:24:54: <Nuppiz> nope, all three cars involved have called for pit stops
  284. 20:25:24: <Nuppiz> Donnelly is 7.5 seconds behind Graham
  285. 20:25:26: <Nuppiz> so no
  286. 20:26:45: <Rated> I don't know what's wrong with my team actually. Is that the driver ? the car ? Or just simple bad luck.
  287. 20:26:58: <Rated> Well, "bad luck", nowhere near Balzary's
  288. 20:27:52: <Nuppiz> the field is quite tight at the moment
  289. 20:27:56: <Nuppiz> so anything really
  290. 20:30:42: <Nuppiz> Graham in the wall!
  291. 20:31:37: <Nuppiz> no injury risk
  292. 20:32:04: <Salamander> yay another position for donnelly :D
  293. 20:32:45: <Nuppiz> and Sunset :)
  294. 20:33:18: <captain_getz> so 14th now?
  295. 20:33:23: <Nuppiz> yep
  296. 20:33:41: <Rated> Where is Bell actually ?
  297. 20:33:48: <Nuppiz> 17th
  298. 20:33:54: <Rated> Ouch
  299. 20:34:08: <Nuppiz> had to make an early pitstop for a new front wing
  300. 20:34:58: <Nuppiz> Donnelly out!
  301. 20:35:59: <Nuppiz> just a regular, undramatic spin in the first corner
  302. 20:36:37: <Rated> Probably a brake failure then
  303. 20:36:42: <Nuppiz> yep
  304. 20:36:52: <Salamander> welp
  305. 20:37:09: <captain_getz> again with one corner screwing everyone over. Do the executives for this series put oil on one corner of the course for lolz?
  306. 20:37:45: <Nuppiz> Stalic retires, gearbox failure
  307. 20:40:43: <Nuppiz> and Anker has finally overtaken Donnelly's stricken car
  308. 20:41:28: <Nuppiz> that means all cars still running (+Stalic) are safe from PQ at the next round, while both Al Smiths have to go through it
  309. 20:41:39: <Salamander> DAMMIT
  310. 20:41:53: <Salamander> then again both my cars were in the top ten
  311. 20:43:09: <Nuppiz> and Anker smashes another front wing :P
  312. 20:44:42: <Nuppiz> oh Gomes spins, and Anker hits her
  313. 20:44:58: <Salamander> oh come on
  314. 20:45:05: <Nuppiz> no visible damage to Gomes but that's another FW they need at EuroBrum
  315. 20:45:30: <Salamander> anker living up to his name there
  316. 20:45:46: <Salamander> well, first inital and surname, at any rate
  317. 20:46:53: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> hello
  318. 20:47:04: <Nuppiz> hi
  319. 20:47:05: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> may I have a sitrep on Mr. Greenwood?
  320. 20:47:12: <Nuppiz> Greenwood is currently 11th
  321. 20:47:30: <Nuppiz> loyal to his car number
  322. 20:47:32: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> cool, thanks
  323. 20:47:35: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> :D
  324. 20:47:43: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> oh, no, not THAT smiley
  325. 20:48:21: <Nuppiz> Tenpenny's engine blows up
  326. 20:49:17: <captain_getz> how easy is it to see the smiley on the side of my car Nuppiz?
  327. 20:49:22: <captain_getz> just curious
  328. 20:49:55: <Nuppiz> quite easy, actually
  329. 20:50:11: <Nuppiz> even when the camer isn't exactly closed up on it
  330. 20:50:14: <Nuppiz> camera
  331. 20:52:02: <Nuppiz> halfway point (23/46 done), top 10: Wilson, Kickert, von Gottorp, Jong-Sung, Arthurs, Howard, Braggia, Jericho, Richardson, Baker
  332. 20:53:15: <Nuppiz> 18 cars remaining
  333. 20:53:27: <captain_getz> oh, so Jericho replaces Jong Sung for Herbalife now?
  334. 20:53:53: <Nuppiz> que
  335. 20:54:17: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung has never driven to anyone else but Trabant/GLB
  336. 20:54:28: <Nuppiz> nor has Jericho driven for anyone else but Herbalife
  337. 20:54:47: <Nuppiz> Kickert out!
  338. 20:54:49: <captain_getz> huh, shows what I know about last year's season
  339. 20:55:44: <Nuppiz> bog-standard suspension/brakes failure
  340. 20:56:37: <Nuppiz> Howard out too, his car is parked right next to Donnelly's!
  341. 20:57:21: <Salamander> donnelly offers howard a piece of pie
  342. 20:57:57: <Nuppiz> and Arthurs has pitted
  343. 20:59:04: <Nuppiz> oh it's Baker, his car stopped in the middle of the track!
  344. 20:59:20: <Nuppiz> three retirements back to back!
  345. 21:00:25: <Salamander> so is gomes anywhere approaching close to a point now?
  346. 21:00:29: <Salamander> maybe?
  347. 21:00:31: <Salamander> please?
  348. 21:00:35: <Nuppiz> 10th
  349. 21:00:42: <Salamander> ehhhh
  350. 21:00:47: <Nuppiz> Greenwood now 8th, Sunset 9th
  351. 21:00:49: <Salamander> ill take that for now
  352. 21:01:01: <Salamander> shes nowhere near sunset though, is she
  353. 21:01:07: <captain_getz> oh, how is Sunset and the previous winner, Karimov, doing?
  354. 21:01:15: <Nuppiz> 10 secs
  355. 21:01:28: <Nuppiz> Karimov is 12th
  356. 21:01:29: <Salamander> thought so
  357. 21:01:56: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> 8th, eh? Looks like...*puts on sunglasses*...somebody had their Weetabix this morning!
  358. 21:02:10: <Salamander> :D
  359. 21:02:15: <captain_getz> and the other communist team (Great Leap)? I know Stalic is out
  360. 21:02:33: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung is 3rd
  361. 21:04:15: <Nuppiz> and Sunset's engine expires!
  362. 21:04:36: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> A false dawn for Sunset...
  363. 21:05:37: <Nuppiz> OOOH
  364. 21:05:47: <Nuppiz> Karimov hit's his wreck and loses a wheel!
  365. 21:06:05: <captain_getz> huh, so much for the 1-2 follow up :P
  366. 21:06:26: <Nuppiz> that's r-e-j-e-c-t-f-u-l
  367. 21:07:51: <Salamander> sooooo, gomes 9th?
  368. 21:08:02: <Nuppiz> yes
  369. 21:08:26: <Nuppiz> Bell also enter the top 10 with that
  370. 21:08:34: <Nuppiz> enters
  371. 21:09:20: <Salamander> :D
  372. 21:10:00: <captain_getz> I knew that getting 2nd in the very first race was a bad omen for future races
  373. 21:10:29: <Nuppiz> and there's a familiar sight
  374. 21:10:41: <Nuppiz> a yellow car on the side of the road
  375. 21:10:48: <Rated> Well, look at mazzacane. Finished a race on the podium last year, stuck in pre-qualifying now
  376. 21:12:15: <Nuppiz> Greenwood retired, if you didn't get it
  377. 21:12:43: <Nuppiz> Gaera enters the top 10, Bell now 9th
  378. 21:12:46: <Nuppiz> Gomes 8th
  379. 21:12:49: <Salamander> :D
  380. 21:12:52: <captain_getz> not blocking the pit exit I hope
  381. 21:13:15: <Nuppiz> nope, he pulled on the side of the road on the main straight
  382. 21:13:29: <Rated> 9th, not that bad. If the little purple car makes it to the end, we have a chance to score points again !
  383. 21:14:57: <Nuppiz> Braggia looking like bringing in points again
  384. 21:19:09: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp spins, but carries on
  385. 21:19:43: <captain_getz> oh, I needed to ask, is there a points bonus for getting fastest lap?
  386. 21:19:56: <Nuppiz> yes
  387. 21:20:30: <Nuppiz> one point, like pole position
  388. 21:20:53: <captain_getz> alright, I may wanna invest in better qualifying next time
  389. 21:20:58: <captain_getz> not set in stone yet though
  390. 21:22:37: <Nuppiz> nine laps to go, the order is: Wilson, von Gottorp, Jong-Sung, Braggia, Arthurs, Jericho, Richardson, Gomes, Bell, Gaera, Blog and Anker
  391. 21:23:14: <dark77> nice to see wilson back to winning form after a terrible race in argentina
  392. 21:23:47: <Salamander> no its not
  393. 21:24:10: <captain_getz> finally got his 4 week binge over with? :D
  394. 21:24:40: <Nuppiz> eight laps to go
  395. 21:25:28: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> FUCK
  396. 21:25:28: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> OH I JUST SAW
  397. 21:25:30: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> SHIT
  398. 21:25:31: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> ASS
  399. 21:25:34: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> CUNT
  400. 21:25:39: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> ...sorry.
  401. 21:25:44: <Nuppiz> PRICK
  402. 21:25:47: <Nuppiz> COCK
  403. 21:25:59: <Rated> penis
  404. 21:25:59: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> FUCKSICLES
  405. 21:26:09: <dark77> did the game crash or something??????
  406. 21:26:17: <Nuppiz> Powdered Deer Penis
  407. 21:26:20: <Nuppiz> nope
  408. 21:26:26: <Nuppiz> jus continuing the list :P
  409. 21:26:29: <Nuppiz> jsut
  410. 21:26:36: <Nuppiz> just, bathplug
  411. 21:26:36: <dark77> oh
  412. 21:26:38: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> I just realised Greenwood retured
  413. 21:26:40: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> retired*
  414. 21:26:59: <Ataxiiiiiiaaaa> Might request a username change to Slowpoke...
  415. 21:28:01: <Nuppiz> we're getting reports that some of the cars might've to refuel just before the end of the race
  416. 21:28:45: <Salamander> hopefully not gomes
  417. 21:28:45: <Rated> not bell pls not bell pls not bell pls
  418. 21:28:55: <Nuppiz> the top four, Richardson and possibly Jericho
  419. 21:28:59: <Salamander> :D
  420. 21:28:59: <Salamander> itd be great if she scored on home soil
  421. 21:29:46: <Nuppiz> I'm afraid Gomes has to refuel as well
  422. 21:30:36: <Nuppiz> Wilson will win regardless, unless he runs out of juice before he manages to pit
  423. 21:30:45: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> Wilson retire pls?
  424. 21:30:47: <Nuppiz> 38 secinds ahead of von Gottorp
  425. 21:30:50: <Nuppiz> seconds
  426. 21:31:13: <Rated> Damnit, no points tonight
  427. 21:31:24: <Nuppiz> and Blog is out
  428. 21:31:29: <Nuppiz> parked next to Howard
  429. 21:32:43: <Salamander> all the :/
  430. 21:33:36: <Nuppiz> three laps to go, von Gottorp's fuel situation looks most alarming
  431. 21:33:43: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> booo
  432. 21:34:20: <Nuppiz> hang on
  433. 21:34:28: <Salamander> :p
  434. 21:34:28: <Salamander> yaayyy
  435. 21:34:28: <Nuppiz> Gomes has dropped behind blog
  436. 21:34:29: <Nuppiz> Blog
  437. 21:34:34: <Salamander> what
  438. 21:34:42: <Salamander> how
  439. 21:34:44: <Rated> how ?
  440. 21:35:19: <Nuppiz> eh, Gaera I mean
  441. 21:36:14: <Nuppiz> she's just slow
  442. 21:36:26: <Nuppiz> no technical malfunction that I know of
  443. 21:37:00: <Nuppiz> Wilson on the penultimate lap
  444. 21:37:01: <Salamander> out of fuel then?
  445. 21:37:06: <Nuppiz> will the fuel last?
  446. 21:37:08: <Salamander> or low on fuel
  447. 21:37:15: <Salamander> dammit pasta
  448. 21:37:20: <Salamander> fuel your cars properly
  449. 21:37:30: <Nuppiz> not that low
  450. 21:37:50: <Nuppiz> could be the first signs of a brake failure though...
  451. 21:38:45: <Nuppiz> Wilson decides to risk it and doesn't pit to refuel
  452. 21:38:53: <Nuppiz> he'll start the last lap now
  453. 21:39:10: <Nuppiz> lol
  454. 21:39:17: <Nuppiz> he just called for a pitstop
  455. 21:39:22: <captain_getz> whose winning? Gottorp or Wilson?
  456. 21:39:30: <Nuppiz> Gottorp pits now
  457. 21:39:41: <Salamander> wilsons leading
  458. 21:40:59: <Nuppiz> pffft
  459. 21:41:11: <Nuppiz> Wilson pits on the last lap, then crosses the line to win the race
  460. 21:41:24: <captain_getz> ....weird finish
  461. 21:41:24: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> that's cheatin
  462. 21:41:30: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> immediate DSQ, pls
  463. 21:41:54: <Salamander> dsq everyone who isnt gomes
  464. 21:42:04: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> I agree in parts
  465. 21:42:05: <Salamander> she clearly wouldve taken them all to the cleaners
  466. 21:42:06: <dark77> dsq everyone who isnt nicchi pls
  467. 21:42:16: <Salamander> if her car was better
  468. 21:42:19: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> disqualify everyone whose nsurame doesn't start with g
  469. 21:42:22: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> *surname
  470. 21:42:25: <Salamander> in that it didnt break down
  471. 21:42:34: <Salamander> eh, i could go for that
  472. 21:42:42: <captain_getz> guess the tiers are back to normal this time?
  473. 21:43:06: <captain_getz> perhaps I need to join another series, one that uses cars that dont have 80% of the pack break down
  474. 21:43:52: <Nuppiz> Braggia pits on the last lap, gifting Arthurs the 4th place
  475. 21:44:19: <captain_getz> maybe you need to make the races a bit longer or shorter, so we dont have final lap cockups
  476. 21:44:39: <Salamander> nah its fine
  477. 21:44:42: <Salamander> its all fine
  478. 21:45:35: <Nuppiz> so, final results: 1. Dave Wilson 2. Leonhard von Gottorp 3. Kim Jong-Sung 4. Christopher Arthurs 5. Jose Braggia 6. Charles Jericho 7. Richard Richardson 8. Algernon Bell 9. Joe Gaera 10. Evelyn Gomes 11. William Anker
  479. 21:46:07: <captain_getz> well karma did bit me and Karimove for teh 1-2 finish, though I did a bit better than I thought I would
  480. 21:46:21: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> that's still not how WINSLOL work :P
  481. 21:46:56: <Nuppiz> lol, Jong-Sung didn't make it to the pits after finishing
  482. 21:47:24: <Rated> bah
  483. 21:48:14: <Nuppiz> he runs out of fuel on the pit entrance and gets his rear wing knocked off by Gomes
  484. 21:48:25: <Rated> DSQ !
  485. 21:49:26: <Nuppiz> if anything, Gomes would be penalized for that
  486. 21:49:37: <Nuppiz> there' was plenty of room to avoid the crash
  487. 21:49:50: <Rated> dat AI
  488. 21:51:17: <captain_getz> oh, well better luck next time. Gratz for team DayP. Im heading out
  489. 21:52:29: <Nuppiz> Fastest lap: Dave Wilson, 1:06.030 on lap 30
  490. 21:52:39: <Nuppiz> to no-one's surprise...
  491. 21:52:42: <Salamander> meh
  492. 21:52:59: <Salamander> why couldnt it have gone to someone interesting
  493. 21:53:01: <captain_getz> alright have a good day/night/whatever
  494. 21:55:08: <Nuppiz> ROTR: William Anker
  495. 21:55:30: <Rated> Unsurprisingly
  496. 21:56:00: <KlonBluehtDerEnzian> BITW: Kay Lon :P
  497. 21:56:48: <Rated> I thought there was a loan system for this season, but I was wrong
  498. 21:57 Nuppiz yeah too much trouble in the end
  499. 21:57 Nuppiz I'm already struggling to keep up with the current budgets
  500. 21:57 Rated haha, no doubt
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