That dumb pairing meme from deviantart

Pick 12 characters from a fandom(s) and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1. Goose (Untitled Goose Game)
2. Plankton (Spongebob)
3. Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)
4. Cynthia (Pokemon)
5. Diego Armando/Godot (Ace Attorney)
6. Malva (Pokemon)
7. Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
8. Jace Beleren (Magic: The Gathering)
9. Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)
10. Ral Zarek (Magic: The Gathering)
11. Spongebob (Spongebob)
12. Lotus (Warframe)

1. Have you ever read a Six (Malva)/Eleven (Spongebob) fic? Do you want to?

This is off to a great start. I'd fucking read this crackfic like a hungry dog lel.



2. Do you think Four (Cynthia) is hot? How hot?

She's not like my top-tier waifu, but I would...I would do.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Lotus) got Eight (Jace) pregnant?


MOMTHER NO. HOW WOULD THIS EVEN WORK?


4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Ganon)?

I assure you there's ganon fic out there.



5. Would Two (Plankton) and Six (Malva) make a good couple?

No but would work better than Malva/Spongebob.


6. Five (Godot)/Nine (Ganon) or Five (Godot)/Ten (Ral)? Why?

I can't decide. I'd fucking read both in a heartbeat.


7. What would happen if Seven (Zelda) walked in on Two (Plankton) and Twelve (Lotus) having sex?

Extreme terror. Just like me reading this.


8. Make up a summary for a Three (Mia)/Ten (Ral) fic.

This would be a fucking coffeeshop au and also not a real relationship, so to speak. Basically dated Mia for a bit to see if he liked girls. He realized he did not and split amicably.



9. Is there any such thing as One (Goose)/Eight (Jace) fluff?

No but a Goose loose in Ravnica is a good plot idea.



10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Zelda)/Twelve (Lotus) hurt/comfort fic.

The Princess and the Pain

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Cynthia) to deflower One (Goose)?

I'm calling the police on this prompt.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Mia) het?

I mean, I don't think my friends read ace attorney fic so....

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Spongebob)?

Do memes count?

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Plankton)/Four (Cynthia)/Five (Godot)?

I would hope not.

15. What might Ten (Ral) scream at a moment of great passion?

Any lines from MTGA honestly.

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight (Jace), what song would you choose?

I don't know. BUT KAT WOULD

17. If you wrote a One (Goose)/Six (Malva)/Twelve (Lotus) fic, what would the warning be?

HONK HONK AM GOOSE.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten (Ral) to use on Two  (Plankton)?

Something about electricity but RAL WHAT U DOING



19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Godot)?

Sometime this year I think.

20. What is Six (Malva)'s super secret kink?

You know what? Check the F-list I made for her.

21. Would Eleven (Spongebob) shag Nine (Ganon)? Drunk or sober?

You know if they fucked this would give a new meaning to “rehydrated Ganon”.

22. If Three (Mia) and Seven (Zelda) get together, who tops?

I think they'd swap off on it, honestly.

23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

So that means...

Goose and Zelda are in a happy relationship until Ganon runs off with Cynthia. Goose, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spongebob and a brief unhappy affair with Lotus, then follows the wise advice of Godot and finds true love with Mia.

DIEGO NANI THE FUCK YOU DOING LETTING A GOOSE STEAL YOUR GIRL.





24. How would you feel if Seven (Zelda)/Eight (Jace) was canon?

Confused for sure but also....*thinking emoji*