WIP !! 100 Rules of Tycoon (first 50 by Stormm_29#0029)

100 Rules of Tycoon (first 50 by Stormm_29#0029)
0. Ban appealers must be laughed at. No exceptions.
1. Strength must never be spelled correctly
2. Don't talk about the pawbs role
3. All the mods are absolutely gay
4. At least one (1) person must always have an issue with any changelog
5. If someone does not call ATC they must be burned alive
6. Appropriate response to any question is "F7"
7. All denied appealers must go to Collins twitch chat
8. You must dislike at least one (1) staff member
9. All staff members must have at least been kicked one (1) time
10. All of glitch's jokes and/or memes must be laughed at. No exceptions.
11. You must never capitalize the G in Glitchdetector unless you capitalize the D, better yet just keep it lowercase.
12. You must accept being called a cunt by Mek
13. Faction discords are the lamest thing and must be laughed at
14. Company discords are acceptable but may be laughed at on a case by case basis
15. Your FedEx van must be full of random junk regardless of server prestige or house ownership
16. All pilots must purposely run into or attempt to run into any vehicle blocking their way on taxiways and runways. No exceptions.
17. You must attempt to steal any unoccupied staff vehicle
18. Bay Area Towing is the best Mechanic company
19. Politics are lame and no one cares about your views
20. Everything is logged
21. If you have to ask if you are laughed at by staff in staff chat, you definitely are.
22. Complaining about being kicked is the highest form of cowardice
23. UPS is the most interesting job. No exceptions.
24. Nursie never forgets.
25. #arcade_lounge must be muted. No exceptions
26. All default Danny's are automatically at fault or guilty. No exceptions.
27. If someone says they reported you, they have absolutely not reported you.
28. There's no such thing as staff not seeing a report.
29. Stormm_
30. You're probably on the F.R.LLC blacklist
31. "i love fly" is the only possible response to "Why do you want to join Imperial Airlines?"
32. Every Tycoon Tabloid is a work of art and shall by appreciated by everyone.
33. If you haven't seen an I.A. member in a day, I.A. is inactive.
34. If your answer to "do you remember Globe Oil?" is "Yea it's a cool faction" you are too new.
35. Collins name must never be spelled correctly unless you are referring to him as the Collins of CollinsCo
36. Every custom livery made by Stormm has Despacito in it, somewhere.
37. A L W A Y S   T H A N K   Y O U R   B U S   D R I V E R
38. Doggos channel is for any pets
39. Don't ask about the Popcorn Eaters role
40. Don't ask how to be a Chosen One
41. If you've seen Morfik do it, it means you shouldn't do it
42. Police job is never coming back
43. Rock is the most aerodynamic staff member
44. You must never refer to someone by their real name. No exceptions
45. All staff are admins No exceptions.
46. Zancudo ATC at events is always the worst ATC
47. RAMMING/VEHICLE DEATHMATCHING MAY RESULT IN A BAN
48. Don't let your memes be dreams.... Transport Tycoon Related Memes only plz Be respectful..
49. You must always ask for new company vehicles, regardless of the company upgrades status
50. You must have fun or we will ban you.

51. All chat moderators must wear virtual capes and refer to themselves as "Guardians of Chat Order."
52. Pride month must be referred to purge season.
53. All staff members must complete a mandatory "Stand-Up Comedy" course to enhance their sense of humor.
54. If you mistype an emoji everyone needs to :plp: you
55. If you mistype an word, everyone needs to repeat that word
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