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Ekans Monev - KISSING PRANK (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE WILD) (ALMO

Mar 6th, 2016
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  1. >Clicking on it, you notice it's from someone your friend, Anon Y. Mous.
  2. >It's a link to a MyTube video, with the message 'Hey bro, just made this really cool prank video and I thought you might enjoy it!'
  3. >Clicking on it, you notice the uploader's username is 'PrankAnon', with a picture of Anon as it's icon.
  4. >The video title itself, is the most interesting part, labelled "Kissing Prank (Gone Sexual!) (Gone wild!) - Asking girls for a kiss!"
  5. >Weird, but this ought to be good, coming from Anon.
  6. >You click play and sit back in your chair, gettin ready to enjoy the video.
  7. "What up everybody, it's your boy, Anon! And today we're filming another prank, this time I'm going to be playing a match of rock-paper-scissors with random girls for a kiss!"
  8. >Chuckling, you turn the volume up, seeing how badly this could go.
  9. >The scene changes to that of a gym, where you see a rainbow haired girl clad in a sports bra and spandex pants running on a treadmill.
  10. >No way you don't recognize her, that's Rainbow Dash.
  11. >This has to be fake, he must've paid them or something!
  12. >Anon walks up to Dash and taps her on the arm, getting her attention.
  13. >She takes off her headphones and looks at him curiously, as if this situation was real.
  14. >"Can I help you?"
  15. "Hey, I'm Anon, and I just wanted to say that you're incredibly cute."
  16. >Dash blushes and turns the treadmill off, getting off and walking up to Anon.
  17. >"Thanks dude, glad to know some people realize how awesome I am! By the way, I'm Rainbow Dash."
  18. "Nice to meet you, anyway I was wondering if you wanted to play a quick game of rock-paper-scissors for a kiss."
  19. >"Y-yeah, sure, what are the rules?"
  20.  
  21. "Well, if you win, you get to kiss me, and if I win, I get a kiss from you."
  22. >Wait, isn't that just the same thing?
  23. >How fake does this get!
  24. >"Sounds good, let's do it!"
  25. >They both do the count towards drawing, and then bring their hands out.
  26. >Anon chose rock, whilst Dash chose scissors.
  27. >"Oh no, guess there's no helping it, come here, Anon!"
  28. >He brings her in for a kiss, as they start making out passionately.
  29. >Woah, for a fake prank, she's awfully enthusiastic about the kiss.
  30. >The next ten seconds, they're still kissing, so you decide to skip ahead.
  31. >Thirty seconds and they're still kissing, what the heck!
  32. >Eventually they stop, and Anon pulls out his phone.
  33. "You were pretty good, how about you give me your number and we can meet up later tonight?"
  34. >Dash blushes and takes his phone in response.
  35. >The scene changes, to Anon walking in a supermarket, where he walks up to another girl.
  36. >She's easily recognizable by her green eyes, blonde hair and freckles, it's Applejack.
  37. >Anon walks up to her, bringing his hand out for a handshake.
  38. "Hi there, I just wanted to say that you're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met."
  39. >Applejack turns a way a little, and starts tugging on the collar of her shirt, as if she was sweating.
  40. >"I appreciate the compliment, partner, but flattery won't get you much from me."
  41. "That's fine, I just wondering if you wanted to play a quick game of rock-paper-scissors for a kiss."
  42.  
  43. >"I'm not sure, I mean we're in public and all..."
  44. "I promise it'll be really quick, nothing too big."
  45. >"Awh shucks, I can't resist an offer like that."
  46. >They both play draw their hands, and count to three.
  47. >Anon plays rock, and Applejack plays scissors - Exactly the same thing as last time.
  48. >Without hesitation, Applejack jumps straight into Anon's arms and brings her lips to his, fiercly making out with him and pushing him against a wall.
  49. >The camera zooms out, so that you can see Big Mac, Granny Smith and Applebloom just staring awkwardly in the background, did he pay them too?
  50. >This goes on for about a minute, until Anon breaks it off and asks for her number.
  51. >Next up, Anon's in Sugarcube Corner, where he encounters Pinkie Pie.
  52. >What a surprise.
  53. >As she's moving and taking plates, he taps her on the shoulder to get her attention.
  54. "Hi, I know you're working right now, but I was just wondering if you wanted to play a quick game for a kiss."
  55. >"Sure! Let me just put these pla-"
  56. >He interrupts her and brings her closer to him.
  57. "Actually, you know what? You're too adorable, come here."
  58. >Without warning, Anon brings Pinkie in for a kiss.
  59. >That's rape in at least twenty countries!
  60. >Pinkie drops the plates in front of everyone, causing all the customers to stare in shock at Anon and Pinkie violently making out.
  61. >It gets so rough, to the point where Anon pushs her against an empty table, and starts groping her.
  62. >Holy heck, this is just getting worse and worse.
  63. >Anon eventually pulls away and is about to take his phone, but is stopped by Pinkie, who pushes him down on the empty table and starts kissing him.
  64.  
  65. >Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
  66. >Customers in the Cafe start clapping and cheering for Anon and Pinkie, you even spot Twilight and Sunset blushing heavily whilst looking at them.
  67. >Wow.
  68. >The next few minutes, you decide to skip over.
  69. >It's literally just Anon doing the same thing for the rest of Twilight's friends, Fluttershy and Rarity, whilst getting increasingly more intimate, you could've sworn Rarity moved Anon's hands towards her rear and made him grope it.
  70. >Moving towards the final segment of the video, you see Anon walking on the beach, walking up to a girl wearing a striped bikini.
  71. >You see her.
  72. >Once, the love of your life.
  73. >Now, just your ex-girlfriend who you still haven't gotten over, despite the fact that you've got someone else in your life.
  74. >Her flawless tanned skin, her blue eyes and her hair, that reminds you of bacon for some odd reason.
  75. >You forgot how great her figure looked in a bikini, her curvaceous form was beautiful, you had to admit that she had one of the best bodies you'd ever seen in your life.
  76. >But there's no way you'll ever get to re-ignite those flames in your life, despite how badly you want to.
  77. >Anon walks to up to Sunset, and shakes her hand.
  78. "Hey, I'm Anon, I just wanted to let you know that you are probably the hottest girl here, and I just wanted to know if you wanted to play a quick game for a kiss!"
  79. >"I'm Sunset Shimmer, and I'm not sure, I mean I had a really bad break-up a few months ago and I really don't know if I should be getting close to random guys."
  80. >Those words give your heart a beat of hope, that perhaps you still have a chance with Sunset.
  81. >Maybe the prank ends here, maybe this is the part where it goes wrong, he has already gone through some of the five most popular, and attractive girls in the school.
  82. >Anon grins and winks at the camera, making you suspicious of his intentions.
  83. "Come on, it'll just be one quick game, I promise."
  84. >"Fine, I guess there's no harm in doing it."
  85.  
  86. >No... Is he really going to do this, knowing how you feel about her?
  87. >No way, this... This can't be!
  88. "Forget the game, just come here and give me a kiss."
  89. >She jumps into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck, fiercly kissing him.
  90. >Losing his balance from the sudden jump, Anon falls down, but still manages to hold Sunset and continue to kiss her whilst they're both on the ground.
  91. >They keep rolling down the slope of the beach, constantly wrestling with each other and kissing each other.
  92. >She's never kissed you with that much passion, or ferocity.
  93. >She was never that eager to love you, yet she goes up to Anon, this guy she hardly knows, and jumps on his dick like it's nothing.
  94. >You don't know what hurts you more, the fact that she up and left you to start getting with random guys like Anon, or the fact that you're still not over her, despite having Twilight.
  95. >You try to move your arm towards the mouse to pause the video and close it, but your arm is shaking, in fact your entire body is shaking and refuses to move from it's place.
  96. >It's as the shock from seeing this has hit you too hard and you can't stop watching this trainwreck of a video.
  97. >As they fall right next to the water, Sunset continues to kiss him and starts to undo her top.
  98. >Are they even allowed to show this, why?
  99. >It was just a kissing prank, not a cheap porno.
  100. >Eventually, Anon gets up and starts groping her ass, and winks at the camera giving a thumbs-up.
  101. >The last you see of Sunset in the video, is of her grabbing Anon again and giving him kisses all around his face, before it cuts off to the final minute of the video.
  102. >This time, in a library.
  103. >No.
  104. >You know where this is going.
  105. >He's gotten everyone but her.
  106. >You pray to every God you remembered in life, every prayer you can, just to make sure that it isn't her next, that this green beast of a man's appetite has been sated, and that he doesn't need to go after her too.
  107.  
  108. >Unfortunately, your prayers weren't answered.
  109. >The camera zooms into to Twilight studying in a library, the norm for her.
  110. >You try to pause, pressing space constantly, but your computer seems to freeze as the only thing actually working on it is the video.
  111. >But it refuses to pause.
  112. >Anon grins at the camera, making constant eye contact with it.
  113. >It's like he's looking at you directly as he does this.
  114. >He walks up to Twilight, and puts his hands on her shoulders.
  115. >She glances at him and adjusts her glasses.
  116. >"Can I help you?"
  117. "Hey, I'm Anon, and I just wanted to say that for a girl that looks like a nerd, you're really cute."
  118. >She stutters for a few seconds, and shakes her head.
  119. >"I'm Twilight Sparkle, but this isn't really a place for guys like you to be picking up women."
  120. "Oh, I'm not a pick-up artist, I was just wondering if you wanted to play a quick game for a kiss."
  121. >She looks away and ignores him.
  122. >"I have a boyfriend, sorry."
  123. >Anon moves over to her, so that his mouth is only a few inches away from her hear.
  124. "Come on, it's only a quick game, I promise."
  125. >"Are you sure?"
  126. "I promise, nobody will have to know."
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  128. >He winks at the camera man whilst he does this.
  129. "Anyway, the game is rock-paper-scissors and if you win, you get to kiss me, and if I win, I get a kiss from you."
  130.  
  131. >"Sounds fair to me."
  132. >Twilight, please.
  133. >Just beat him.
  134. >You feel the tears flow from your eyes, as you're forced to see that your girlfriend may or may not cheat on you, for thousands on the internet to see.
  135. >They count to three, and bring their hands out.
  136. >Anon plays rock like usual, but Twilight plays paper.
  137. >She won!
  138. >Fuck you, Anon!
  139. >She laughs in triumph.
  140. "See, I win!"
  141. >"No you didn't!"
  142. >He quickly changes from a rock to scissors, and shows her.
  143. >He's literally cheating!
  144. >"Oh... I swore I won, but that's alright. Will you promise that my boyfriend won't see this?"
  145. "Don't worry, Twilight, I promise."
  146. >He does his cheesy wink at the camera, and pulls Twilight in for a kiss.
  147. >The whole time, Anon makes eye contact with the camera, not breaking it for a single moment to look at Twilight or blink.
  148. >You can't help but watch as he brings his hands around Twilight, YOUR Twilight.
  149. >At first she's hestitant about it, trying not to kiss him, but practically melts into Anon as he holds her in his arms.
  150. >The kiss goes on for thirty seconds, until she breaks it off and smiles.
  151. >"Wow, you're much better at kissing then my boyfriend!"
  152.  
  153. "Should we find out what else I'm better at then him?"
  154. >Twilight winks at him and giggles, as he picks her up in his arms and carries her Bridal style off the camera.
  155. >You pause the video and pull out your phone.
  156. >Despite how many times you dial Twilight's number, she doesn't seem to respond.
  157. >Normally, you'd wait for her to reply and not think much of it, but after what you've just seen, you need to ask her a simple question.
  158. >Why?
  159. >Getting out of your room, you ignore your parents and grab your keys to your car.
  160. >Speed limits were made to be broken, especially when your girlfriend's cheating on you.
  161. >You finally arrive there and knock on her door.
  162. >No reply.
  163. >Opening the door, you notice it's unlocked and make your way in.
  164. >It seems like nobody's home.
  165. >Except the fact that you can hear a faint moaning sound coming from upstairs.
  166. >No way, it's probably just a joke.
  167. >You rush towards the outside of Twilight's room and notice the moaning getting louder and louder, it's clearly coming from there.
  168. >Before you open the door, you notice a tie and a blazer draped on the doorknob.
  169. >No way, that isn't...
  170. >Ignoring any of your thoughts, you open the door and are shocked to find what you see.
  171. >Twilight, bent over on her bed and naked.
  172. >Her cheeks are red, and her tongue's sticking out as if she were a dog in heat.
  173. >You look behind her, to see that familiar green man that's taken so much from you in the span of such a short time.
  174.  
  175. >Anon.
  176. >Anon's pounding Twilight like it's straight out of Porn.
  177. >You were waiting for Twilight to be ready for her first time, but he took it away from you.
  178. >Everything, he took.
  179. >You fall to your knees in tears, wondering where it all went wrong.
  180. >Twilight ignores you, too caught up in her own selfish lust to care about you anymore.
  181. >You just lay there crying for what seems like hours as they continue to go at it.
  182. >Eventually, Anon walks up to you and points you to the corner of a room, showing a camera facing where Anon and Twilight were the whole time.
  183. >It almost feels like your world's fallen apart.
  184. >Until he whispers those magical words into your ear, which make the world feel amazing again.
  185. "It's just a prank, bro."
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