Druid in Equestria 12

>Whats that noise? You think to yourself as a small engine is heard
>Opening your eyes you are blinded by the sun flaring through the window.
>'Oh damn that’s bright.'
>Shaking your head you remember you went to sleep in cat form.
>Forcing yourself to stop purring you attempt to get up only to have a weight pushed on your side.
>Confused you look find Midnight softly snoring with her head on you.
>Following her body her hooves are wrapped around you.
>You'll admit she looks cute this way but its time to wake up.
>Nudging her her eyes begin to flutter open before she lets out a big yawn.
>Rubbing her eyes she looks around and back at you.
>Getting up you begin to stretch.
>”Anonymous?” she asks in a confused tone.
>Looking at her with a “what?” look as you continue stretching.
>”Did.... we? While you were a cat?”
>Smiling you finish stretching before you shift back to human.
“Depends, do you remember anything?”
>Her eyes go wide as she holds her head with a hoof.
>”Anonymous please, just answer the question. Did we”
“No Midnight, nothing happened and I didn't want to carry you all the way back to the barracks. So I brought you to Rarity's”
>Midnight releases a huge sigh falling over back onto the mattress
>”Oh thank Celestia!”
“I'm still right here...”
>Leaning her head forward “Why?”
>...
“What do you mean why? This is my room...”
>She takes a look around before resting her head on a pillow
>”Kinda trashed isn't it?”
>Looking around you have a blanket on the floor, a pillow which looked like it was thrown at the door.
>Putting a shit eating grin on
“Almost like we fucked huh?”
>You could feel Midnight tense up as she raised her head to look at you.
>”Alright alright drop it!” she barks
>Her stomach begins to growl
>”I'm hungry got anything to eat around here?”
“That reminds me, kinda want to retreat into the woods for a bit. Tired of greens, I want meat”
>”Blah, not my first choice in food but what ever. Guess ponyville isn't the best place for it huh? Mostly for the fancy high up ponies.”
>Changing your clothes you throw on some pants and a robe
“Ponies eat meat?”
>”Hm? Some do,” you hear Nightmare reaching for something “Something about it being exotic, kinda like eating snails.”
“Ugh gross”
>”How I feel about meat but what ever, just don't bring it back to town, you already have enough flak as it is”
“Hm they'll get over it.”
>Turning around you find her flipping through a small brown book.
>That's not a book
>”Keeping a diary big guy?”
“Something Twilight asked me to do, I rather enjoy it but its kinda hard to remember to write in it.”
>”Well write something down!” as she wings it at you.
>Hitting you in the head it falls to the ground as you hold your face.
>Midnight goes into a giggle fit as you reach down to pick it up
“Yeah thanks. So whats the worse that could happen if I brought some meat back?”
>”Hm, well if you can cook it. You may have ponies wanting to buy it from you.... then you have the ponies who want to protect animals...”
“Ah. I see your point. Can ponies not cook it or something?”
>”They're unsure how to. Like I said its a rare thing for a pony to eat meat. High class can throw bits at anyone so they hire a griffon to cook it.”
“hm interesting. Well lets go grab a bite to eat and then I have to tell Rarity where I'll be”
>Floating off your bed she finds her armor thrown about on the floor.
>Watching her put it on is rather impressive.
>But using wings like that in general is impressive to you so what ever.
>”So how Drunk was I?”
“Oh my.... you were so gone. You asked where you were going to sleep. Pointed at the bed, then me. Pointed at the bed. You did a complete turn around.”
>”Oh...” she looks down and slightly worried before looking back at you noticing your watching her.
>”What?”
“Nothing, but like I said. If you have questions you want to answer feel free when you are not drunk batmare.”
>”Don't call me that.” She looks rather angry.
>Playful angry
>Not offended angry
“Alright alright.”
>Grabbing some more bits from your bit bag you throw them into your normal bag.
>Leaving Rarity's / your home small talk bounces between both of you.
>Poking fun and joking back and forth you both decide a place to eat

>And this place has seats outside.
>Which is nice considering some buildings you do have to duck under to get in.
>Ordering a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Saying surprise me on the jelly.
>Midnight ordered a salad as both of you continue to poke and prod each other.
>”Yeah you would do that wouldn't you!”
“Damn straight! I'm the one who carries you home every night after drinking!”
>during your poking and prodding you missed Rarity and Rainbow dash walking up to the table.
>”My goodness darling you two sound like you're married!”
>Both of you turn your attention to the white pony and glare at her
>”Oh... dear” is her response.
>Eventually both of you stop and glare at each other and laugh.
“No no, much to young for that”
>”Who are you calling young!” Midnight barks across from the table
“I meant me”
>”Oh....” cocking her head to the side “How old are you?”
“Not old enough” you reply back before looking at Rarity who is taking a seat
“Hope you don't mind I invited Midnight over last... more so I didn't feel like carrying her butt home... again”
>”Oh its quite alright darli-”
>”Hey! I could have flown to the barracks!” stomping her hooves on the table.
“You say that now but you were holding the bar begging to stay at closing”
>Glaring at each other eventually is reduced to just smiling.
“Anyway. How are you two doing?”
>Rarity starts
>”I'm doing fantastic darli-”
>Then shes interrupted by Rainbow dash jumping up
>”I got accepted into the wonderbolts academy!” The excitement rolls off her
>”Nice, I applied for the academy but then I joined the night guard.”
“Wonderbolts?” you question
>Looking at Rarity you can fell her thoughts being burned into your mind
>'Why darling would you ever ask that!'
>”Y-you don't know who the wonderbolts are?!” Rainbow dash getting in your face.
“Whoa, back up. Remember last time? no. don't know.”
>”Where have you been living?! Under a rock?!”
>”Rainbow dash!” Rarity sounding offended
>”Uh. Sorry. The wonderbolts are-”
>Midnight stops Rainbow
>”Calm down right now, its very clear you are a fan of the wonderbolts. Thats great. But I just ate and I can't stand your level of excitement for them right now. I will projectile vomit”
>You and Rarity look at Midnight with a horrified look.
>”Oh my goodness!”
“I remember that! You broke a window!”
>”My word!” Rarity comments looking at you in horror
>”Remember the look on Cloud skippers face!” Midnight adding to it.
“That was a great night”
>”Ugh please stop. Please!” Rarity begs clearly disgusted
>Rainbow's laughing at Rarity’s expense.
>”Alright. Hey I need to get going alright Anonymous?”
“Yeah yeah I got it”
>”Thanks, when you leave for your what ever you want to call it keep an eye out alright?”
>Midnight stands up as you nod.
>After she flies off the question you expected is asked
>”Your leaving?!” Rarity shocked
“No no, just going to leave town for a bit. Go hunting.”
>”Hunting? For what?”
“...Food...” you respond dumbly
>Rarity and Rainbow both lean in
>”As in... meat? Goodness Anonymous do you know how to cook it?!”
>Nodding your head you feel stupid for your answer considering a half eaten sandwich is in front of you
>”Anonymous... is it possible for you to....”
>”Rarity are you”
>Rarity hushes Rainbow as she continues
>”To maybe bring some back? Goodness when do you plan on leaving?”
“Well was thinking today or tomorrow morning. More likely today.
>”And when do you plan to be back hmm?”
“Week or two max. not going far just the everfree-”
>”Didn't you get your flank kicked recently in the everfree forest?” Rainbow dash interrupting you.
“Yes. Badly. I was also stubborn and not thinking correctly.”
>”Well hold on Anonymous, Rainbow dash is right. Are you sure-”
“Yes. I will be fine. Midnight told me about how you ponies feel about meat and its been a full month since I have had any, What I wouldn't do for a steak... or some bacon right now.”
>Mouth watering as you picture bacon sizzling in a pay.
>”Bacon?”
>Rarity pulling you from your day dream
>”Steak?”
>Rainbow dash joining her
“All depends on what I find. Granted steak isn't going to happen any time soon. Not with cows being able to talk.”
>”Goodness! You ate cow!” Rarity being a little too loud but no one seems to look
“In my world they couldn't talk. They were animals exactly like horses and cats. Killing to defend my self and survive is one thing but something that's smart.... that's a bar for a mad man to cross. But anyway I need to go get ready”
>”Well alright Anonymous, do be careful.”
“Of course, and congratulations Rainbow for the Wonderbolt thing, maybe later you can tell me about it. Goodbye ladies.”
>Standing up you leave more then enough bits for your meal, Midnights and if they want something.
>Strolling back through town you begin running a check list of things you will need.
>Not to just bring a mess to ponyville it may be best to just eat it out there.
>Open flame cooked. Sounds tasty!
>Depends on what I catch.
>Wonder if manticore is edible....
>...
>Great idea Anonymous, get your shit kicked and now you want to eat it...
>Shaking your head you reach home and walk in.
>No Sweetie belle, oh well.
>Heading upstairs you scare Opal out of your room with a pillow.
>Emptying your adventuring bag you begin to wade through everything that fell out.
>Putting items you will need back inside.
>Bandages, remaining potions, mental note to grab a loaf of bread.
Heavy cloak.
“Hmm going to need traps.”
>Looking at your 'workbench' you find various parts thrown around.
“Bear trap would be wonderful for manticores... nothing really here to make decent traps with.”
>sighing you take a quick look around for anything else you should take.
>Noting your journal you grab it and stuff it in the bag.
>You love this thing for how much it can hold. But surely its getting full.
>grabbing your goblin rocket launcher you check to see how much room is left.
“enough for a couple pounds depending on what I really hunt.”
>Unsure what you could find you make a mental note not to expect big prey.
>Grabbing gnomish army knife you set off down stairs to grab a loaf of bread and various bags Rarity saved from shopping.
>Shes never going to use them
>Shoving a few into the bag you take a look outside for the time.
>Still light out but not long, forest part near Fluttershy's and Midnights seems good place to start.
>Leaving the house you shift to bird and take off.
>Few ponies make some “ohhs” who saw you take off
>Flying higher you look down to find Rarity and Rainbow dash leaving the place you and Midnight ate

>Your fun side kicks in as you dive bomb towards them with air pushing you back.
>Rainbow dash is the first to see you as she steps to the side.
>Flying between them you take off back into the air as you hear Rarity curse your name and something about her mane.
>Smile plastered on your face and wind through your feathers you fly over Fluttershy's cottage and the guard barrack house later down the road.
>Eventually you reach the path that leads into the forest.
>You remember Twilight telling you about Zecora, a zebra who lives in the forest.
>May have to pay her a visit considering she did save your life also... twice.
>But for now, to explore and find out whats for dinner!
>Descending into the trees you shift to cat and begin your hunt.



>Night 1 in the everfree forest.
>Prowling around I managed to stumble onto a manticore den.
>Marking where its at I'm going to stay away from it for the time being.
>Sleeping in Trees is the best place to rest for now but even when its pitch quiet it always feels like someone whispering behind me.
>Twilight has spoken of this place as haunted and cursed.

>Night 2 in the everfree forest.
>I stumbled upon some wooden looking dogs.
>Tracking them they seem to be the equivalent of wolves where I'm from.
>Its an interesting type of creature but I'm unsure if it will provide me with what I want so I left the pack alone.
>the manticore den I found I checked on, seems its one manticore living inside, as for little ones I am unsure.
>I have 3 days to grab something before this bread is gone, while I could hunt on an empty stomach I would rather not.
>Its a rather enjoyable experience to hunt again, almost like when I first began training to be a druid.


>Night 4
>Yesterday I found a river.
>Deciding to save some of the bread I fished from a river I found.
>At first when I was smacking fishes out of the water in bear form I was scared they were going to start screaming.
>But thankfully that didn't.
>Setting up a quick fire I cooked the fish over an open flame and ate it.
>That manticore is honestly looking like my best bet for something to hunt.
>I don't like the idea but that fish really got me wanting a steak...
>Or bacon.
>and I'm curious what I could make with manticore.
>Surely I could cook something great with it.
>Regardless fish was tasty if everything goes bad I can always go fishing.


>Night 7.
>Its been a week and I ended up following a trail.
>The smell I was following reminded me of changelings when Cloud skipper got bit.
>Followed it for a day only to be led in a full circle.
>Unhappy with it I finished the bread and started gathering fish.
>Really wish I could smoke the fish but for now I cooked them the best I can,
>I could really use a shower...

>Night 8.
>I'm, crashing at Zecora's tonight.
>seems I’m closer to ponyville then I thought.
>A rather interesting creature that speaks in rhymes
>She helped me preserve the fish so that I may take it home. Her methods are rather interesting but none the less very welcome.
>Saying my thanks I began to tell my story of how I arrived.
>After finishing my story we both went to bed so that I may head out early in the morning.


>Day 9 in the everfree forest...
>You are Anonymous and have been walking towards ponyville for some time now.
>Shifting to bird or even cat would be quicker but the idea of a nice stroll back sounded good.
>Judging by the suns position and guessing you would say noon or just past noon.
>Regardless fish in tow and semi full stomach you move toward Ponyville.
>Walking past the guard barracks you take note of a white pegasus standing on the building looking off to the distance towards ponyville.
>Trying to follow his gaze as you walk by you notice something odd in the air.
>Fluttershys house is floating...
>And spinning...
>Unsure of what to make of the now spinning cottage with some of its contents pouring out the windows you continue walking till you hear Fluttershy's voice.
>Listening closely you hear her talking to someone but can tell that all her stuff rolling around is causing her to talk louder so they can hear her.
>curiosity getting the better of you you decide to check on Fluttershy.
>Its just not normal to have a cottage... floating and spinning in the air.
>Walking up to the cottage you can hear her arguing with someone but your unsure with who.
>normally would be the time you knock on the door but you didn't think this far.
“Uh... Fluttershy?” you call out to her
>after some time Fluttershy floats out and lands next to you
>”Your back! How was your umm.... trip?”
“It was okay I guess... So... this isn't normal correct?” Gesturing at her spinning home.
>”Oh no no Princess Celestia brought Discord here so that we may reform him to use his magic for good.”
“Discord... Discord.... I vaguely remember that name...” Looking at her home her bunny angel falls out making some weird noises almost cursing at something inside.
“I think... I'm going to back away and-”
>”Fluttershy? Fluttershy who are you talking to?” A pony sticks their head out of the door with a bushy beard and eyebrows.
>”Oh my goodness! Fluttershy get away from that creature its a human!” The pony floats out of the building only to reveal its not a pony.
>Its not even.... what is it?
>dragon and goat legs, lion and bird claws and two different horns. A lizard like tail and two Yellow eyes with red pricks gets in front of Fluttershy
>”I will protect you from this vile creature!” putting himself in front of Fluttershy
>”Oh no Discord Anonymous isn't a vile creature hes a friend!”
>”A friend! Fluttershy do you know what humans did those long years ago! How could Celestia let one walk around freely?!”
“Excuse me... I'm right here. Celestia knows I'm here” unsure how to really react to this you begin to do what comes natural
“Hello, I'm Anonymous.” Reaching your hand out for a handshake.... hand claw shake?
>The creature looks at you and Fluttershy.
>”Really Sunbutt knows your here and she hasn't thrown you in a dungeon? Oh my I knew she was losing it but this is rich!” Discord starts to jump around very excitedly
>”Well I am Discord, God of chaos!”
>....Oh... that's why it sounded familiar
>Not shaking your hand you pull it back now looking like an idiot.
>”I'm sure 'Princess Celestia' told you about humans” getting uncomfortably close to your face
>”Whats that smell... That smells.... Fish?!” Discord dives straight into your bag... literally right into your bag
“Um excuse me?!” you scream pulling your bag up to look inside.
>Your fish have disappeared
>”Oh my how delicious its been way to long since I have had fish. Now if only I had some-”
>not hearing what he just said you only watch as he some how turns the bag you had the fish in into a glass of some brown liquid like milk and drink the glass.... after hes done he tosses the brown liquid into river only to dissolve.
“I...I think I should leave” you say taking a few steps back
>”Oh don't leave just yet Anon! I can call you Anon right?” Discord wrapping you up with his tail and pulling you in.
>”We can be beeeest of friends!” he gives a rather tight squeeze causing some pain in your back.
“L-let go!” you squirm only for your efforts to fail.
>Pain lacies up your spine, you feel your human form drop causing discord to gasp
>”Oh my! You're not a human! You're a worgen! A druid!” pausing for a moment he shakes you
>”How do you still have your mind? Druids who go worgen go crazy” his eyes spinning in his head.
“Let... go.” you cough out
>”Discord let Anonymous go” Fluttershy says quietly
>”Oh but we could have so much fun together! Just one trick”
“No!” you cry out in pain as it laces up your spine again.
>”Just one Anon. Pleeeeease” He starts giving you the puppy dog eyes and then Fluttershy
>Looking at Fluttershy you plead the best you can.
>”Just one Discord?” Fluttershy looking at him
>”Just one!” He snaps his magic causing you to shift
>Confused you do a quick body check to find out what you are
>Bear form?
>Tail, hind legs, claws purplish fur.
>Nope cat form.
>Discord squeezes you again only to be disappointed.
>”Hey... your supposed to make noise.... Ponies make noise when you squeeze them. So do animals!”
>he shakes you bit causing you to get dizzy as he squeezes again.
>”U-um discord, Anon can't talk when hes an animal.”
>Discord looks at you as you nod weakly in your shaken up state and then back at Fluttershy
>”Well I can fix that!” snapping his claws you feel something change as he gives another squeeze.
>Letting out a high pitched scream he drops you as he begins laughing.
>”Oh... Oh my... pfft... that was” he falls over holding his stomach “That was great!” he laughs rolling around on the ground
>Taking this a chance to flee you book it.
>fuck Discord.
>Good luck Fluttershy.

>Reaching ponyville market place you slow down for a minute as some ponies take notice of you.
>sitting down you start to catch your breath as you attempt to shift.
>Only to start hearing Discord laughing in your head.
“What the fu-”
>Startled you look around.
>holding a paw in your face
“I can... talk. But I cant shift?”
>The more you push the louder Discords laugh gets in your head
“I...I need to find Twilight!”
>Getting up to race over to her place only to bump into something purple
>”Wah. Anonymous need to find me for what?”
>Recovering you find Spike to be with her
“Discord has-”
>”Anonymous you can talk!” Spike and Twilight say at the same time.
>Slowly you run your paw over your face with a long sigh.
“Yes... Discord forced me to shift and made it so I could talk... I can't change back!”
>”Hmm that's trouble... is Fluttershy okay?”
“I uh, I don't think so. I'm still confused and could use a drink”
>”I don't think that's such a great idea, maybe you should go home and relax. You look stressed out”
“Maybe. Might be best. I just...”
>Unsure what to really say you sigh and nod agreeing with Twilight
“If you need help I'll be at Rarity's...”
>Head hanging low you begin to sulk home as Spike yells something about tell her something
>Your unsure as you gaze around ponyville and how everything kinda fits for you now.
>you can walk in buildings with out ducking.
>Benches won't snap in half if you sit on them.
>Maybe cat form wont be so bad...
“Expect for the no hands part” talking to your self as you near home”

>Walking up to the door you place a paw on the door hand and turn slowly.
>It feels kinda funny putting something in between your paws like that to grip things.
>The bell rings over head as the door smacking it opening and closing.
>”Just a minute~” you hear Rarity sing-song from upstairs.
“Its just me Rarity” Calling back to her.
>A gasp is heard as she trots downstairs.
>A confused look comes over her as she finishes climbing down the stairs.
>”Anonymous?”
“Its been a long day Rarity”
>”Oh my goodness!” shes clearly startled by you talking in cat form
“Like I said... long day. Mind putting some tea on... and some in a bowl” you let out a sigh at the last part.
>Without a word she trots into the kitchen with you behind her.
>Taking a seat at the table its weird sitting at the table now that you don't tower over everyone.
>You watch Rarity put the tea kettle on the oven before she sits across from you.
>”Is everything alright?” concern is very clear.
“Not really.” You explain you small adventure in the forest and settling on fish and explaining your meeting with Discord and Fluttershy

>”Oh my goodness I do hope she is okay”
“Thats just it I can't say shes okay but shes not hurt”
>The tea kettle start whistling which pulls Rarity up to pour tea and bring it back.
>She sets your cup in front of you which causes you to sigh again.
“Mind if I get a bowl for this please?”
>Rarity looks at you questioningly as she hovers her Tea in front of her gently blowing on it.
>Making your point clear you try to grab the tea cup with a single claw only for it to wobble a bit.
“I just... don't have the ability to grip stuff as well like that”
>”And you can't change back?” a bowl floats over to the table
“No what ever Discord did I can't shift and when I try I hear his annoying laugh. He gave me voice so I could make some awful sound.”
>”My word, I will have a talk with Twilight when she gets back, I'm sure she can fix this”
“I hope so. But why is Discord here I thought you  turned him back to stone?”
>”Well we did but Celestia wishes to reform him and use his magic for good”
>Looking down at yourself you scratch the floor real quick.
“Well let me tell you, doing a great job!” growling as you take a quick drink of your tea.
>”don't get huffy with me!”
“I'm not!” snapping back
“Sorry just,” Taking a deep breath you continue “have you ever had your body changed before?”
>”Well my mane was ruined when Trixie came back.”
>Blinking you sigh again
“Let me rephrase the question. Have you ever had YOUR body changed, like to something else. Like me shifting”
>”Oh no I can't say that I have”
“Okay, well when someone forces you to change when its natural to you it hurts, it feels wrong. This is my body yet doesn't feel right because Discord forcefully changed me”
>”So....” She taps her chin thinking. “its like being forced to wear bad clothes?”
“I....Do you understand where I'm coming from if we use that example?”
>”Oh heavens yes! We will fix this at once!”
“I hope so, I need a nap.”
>Standing up you do a quick stretch before finishing your tea.
“Thanks Rarity, if you girls need help come get me. Oh one more thing. Discord ate what fish I was bringing...”
>”That fiend!” she pounds her hooves onto the table
>Smiling a bit you head upstairs into....
“Why is my door closed....”
>A door being closed isnt the issue.
>Its the fact your door knob puts up a lot of resistance.
>After nawing on your door knob you manage to get into your room.
>Plopping down on your bed you drift off fairly quick.


>”Hey Anonymous”
>You feel something shaking you
“Huh what?”
>”Gah what the!... Anonymous?”
>Shaking your head you recognize that voice
“ugh, Midnight?” Rubbing your eyes you blink a bit till you can see clearly.
>when you get a look at her she's wearing a rather funny face.
“Why are you looking at me so funny?”
>”Because your Adorable when you wake up!” she rubs your head as she talks in a high pitched voice.
“I wish to eat your hoof.”
>”I had no idea you could talk as a cat! Can you talk to other cats?! Do you eat cat food?!”
“W-what? What time is it?”
>”hmmm I don't know but the moons up! come on time to drink! You didn't even tell me you were back, I had to ask one of my guards!”
“Blah, you realize I'm stuck like this right?”
>Midnight takes a step back
>”What?”
“Discord did this to me and now I can't change back.”
>”Hmm, he also made it so you can talk too?”
Sigh “Yes”
>”Neat now come on lets go!”
“You're not going to let me sleep tonight are you?”
>”Nope!” hopping on your bed she bucks you off lightly.
>”Time for fun!”
“Ugh. Fine”
>Standing up you yawn once more before nodding your head.
“Wait a minute. How did you get in here?”
>She points a hoof at a window.
“...Cute. Break into my room and force me to go drinking”
>”Aw you will be fiiiiine” she waves a hoof dismissively
“We'll see” Pushing off the ground you leap out of the window.
>”Whoa!” Midnight following as she watches you land effortlessly.
>”Impressive!”
“Now come on, I get to drink you under the table... and... WAIT”
>Midnight stops mid flight before leaving your window.
“Bits!”
>”....Oh...”
“Desk, small bag!” you shout back to her.
>She disappears and comes back with it in her mouth
“Leave the window open, lets go”
>Coming down she hooks the bag on her wing.
>”I knew you were rich but man, think I choose the wrong profession”
“Or you just drink all your bits away” you bump her.
>”Oh please! Like there's anything fun to do at night” bumping back you both smile at each other.

>The cool air and dim lights do nothing but make the wake over to the bar enjoyable as you and Midnight joke back and forth.
>Luna's moon hangs high over head as ponies escape into their homes to rest for another day.
>Those that are still outside seem to be enjoying the quiet air.
>Reaching the bar both of you go in slowly trying to gauge how busy it is before looking inside.
“Hmmm”
>”Dead”
“As usual! “
>Following Midnight to your normal spots you take a seat.
>As you wait for the barpony to finish what hes doing in the back you take a moment to look around at how everything still fits for you.
“So this is what its like when you don't dwarf everything.”
>”Yeah your fat flank doesn't take up three seats!” she bumps you again.
“Well excuse me for dropping into a crazy colorful world”
>”At first I thought Midnight ditched you Anonymous” The barpony coming by “Almost forgot you said something about you being a dryid or something.”
“Druid” correcting him
>”what ever, the normal?”
“of course, try not to get Midnight too wasted? I don't feel like carrying her home in this state.”
>”Hey! I will drink as much as I please!” she plops the bits down.
>”Whoa, Midnight paying?” The barkeeps face filled with shock
“No! Those are mine I'm still paying”
>”Sorry Anon its already been paid for” the barkeep taking the bag away.
>Drinks begin to slide down the bar towards you.
>You find it pretty humorous that your paw fits perfectly with the mugs handle.
>Taking a drink you make a little mess as you dribble a bit.
>You can feel Midnight trying to hold in her laugh as you stare over at her.
>”What?”
“This is hard enough as is, I don't need you laughing at me.”
>”Awww” Midnight starts rubbing your head “Does the witty kitty want help?”
“I will bite your hoof off.”The growl in your voice is a bit louder then you wanted it to be.
>But Midnight removes her hoof quickly.
>”Someones cranky”
>Scowling at her is your only response as you begin to chug the contents of your mug.
>Midnight begins going on about whats happened in the past week with her.
>Old guard leaves, new guards comes.
>Seems they are cycling guards to keep them fresh.
>You see several flaws with that idea but keeping your mouth shut Midnight has been doing this for... you think her whole life.
>Mug after mug you drown yourself in the warm brown liquid.
>Your sure it would be a bright orange in proper light but here? Its a light brown.
>its when shes going on about how every guard they send her feels like a complete newbie that you really begin to feel alcohol.
>Swaying in your seat Midnight stops talking and watches.
>”You alright big guy? You don't look so good.”
>Head spinning as you lean against the bar.
“I...”
>Lazily looking around you slide off the bar and onto the floor.
>Giggling a bit you take a breath.
>”Whoa  Anonymous?”
>Midnight towers over you holding your head up.
>Its when you feel the bile in your throat coming up you know something is wrong.
>Trying to rush outside you managed to knock into some ponies and a few of the mini stools.
>The cold air assaults you as you take a turn and begin hurling everything in your stomach.
>”Whoa” is all you hear from Midnight as you fall over to the side blacking out.