Anon in Equestria 2

If it isn't an elaborate joke I don't know what is!
You chased me in your dim, dark cellar to scare me didn't you!
>Applejack just gives you the blankest stare ever.
>"N-no hon I got you down here cuz I wanted to-
-Wanted to what?
Did you want to talk?
Are you mad at me?
>Applejack cocked her head to the side.
>"Anon I trapped you down here so I could have you to myself."
And now I'm here!

>"No...Anonymous Ah... Ah can't do this..
>She grabbed the rope around the base of your shoulders with her teeth and took them off.
>You could've tooken off the ropes yourself since they were so high.
>"Ah'm sorry for this Anon...I thought I could go through with this...
Ummm okay...
We're still getting food right?
>Sure thing sugarcube!
>You both find your way out of the cellar and into the kitchen.
>As you open the door from the kitchen to the cellar...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-4w9gKlR3U
>WHAARBBBBLGAAAARBL-AAAAAAAGGGH THE LIGHT!!!
>You forgot that your eyes have adjusted.
>What a horrible day to be an idiot.

>After getting your eyes luminiously raped you stumble into the kitchen
>"Have a seat Ah'll fix ya somethin' to drink"
>She hands you a bubbling cup of some strange liquid.
What is this?
>"It's-uuuuuh...soda!"
...Okay!
>You gulp down the drink
Woah...Applejack...this drink is...
>"Yeeeeees."
Pretty damn good!
My whole body feels woozy though...
>"U-Uh maybe you should relax a bit.
Alright...
HEY!
WAIT!
A DAMN!
MINUTE!
>Applejack immediately starts sweating profusely.
>You forcefully stand up cuz you've got something so say.

I have an appointment with Twilight today!
She wanted to study my species!I gotta go AJ!
>"Are you SURE you don't wanna stay a lil' longer
Yes
>"BUT!-"
See ya!
>You run out of AJ's house and slam the door.
>You sprint towards Ponyville
>You will not let Twilight down!
>Everypony looking at you funny.
>fuckyouimrunning.jpg
>You can see the library the distance
>Wait a minute.
>No seriously wait a minute
>Somethin' aint right.
I think I'll take a kne-
>Blackout

Part 2:END