asch is a douche

Upon entering, Luke gets one of his headaches. He hears Asch's voice.

  Asch's voice: Answer me... Answer me!
	  Luke: Aaah...what the hell?!
	   Guy: Luke! Is it those headaches again?
	  Tear: Headaches?
	   Guy: Ever since he was kidnapped, he'll occasionally get headaches or
		sometimes even hear voices.
  Asch's voice: Answer me, you dreck!
	  Luke: Who...the hell...are you?!
  Asch's voice: You know who I am. You look just like me.
	  Luke: Asch!
  Asch's voice: Where do you think you're going, idiot? Don't blame me if
		something happens to Ion.
	  Luke: Where are you?!
  Asch's voice: The Zao Ruins... Though I doubt dreck like you can make it here.
	 Anise: Luke! Are you all right?
	  Mieu: Master, do you feel sick?
	  Tear: Hold on, Luke.
	   Guy: Hearing imaginary voices again?
	  Luke: I doubt that was just my imagination...

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| Skit `Jade Knows Everything'                                           [SK093]
|
|	  Tear: There certainly are a lot of ruined structures around here. Are
|		these remnants of something?
|	  Jade: This is said to be the last remains of a city that flourished
|		here long ago. Well, the outskirts of a city, to be precise.
|      Natalia: So people used to live in this area?
|	  Jade: It seems that this area used to be much more hospitable to life,
|		until some sort of disaster turned it into a desert and
|		rendered the city uninhabitable.
|	  Luke: If it became a desert, how come there's all this water here?
|	  Jade: Probably because of that giant fonstone over there. When it
|		crashed, it opened a hole to an underground stream which
|		created that pool.
|	   Guy: Wow, you really do know everything, don't you Jade?
|	  Jade: Not at all. I just asked a passing merchant about it.
| All but Jade: ...When?
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| Skit `Asch's Voice'                                                    [SK087]
|
|	  Luke: What's Asch up to? How come I heard his voice? I don't get it...
|	   Guy: You mean Asch might have something to do with those headaches?
|		And the voices you kept hearing?
|	  Luke: I don't know...but something seemed different about it this
|		time.
|	   Guy: So are you going to go to the Zao Ruins?
|	  Jade: Not that I see any other viable possibilities.
|	  Luke: Yeah, but why'd this have to happen just when we finally got to
|		the oasis...? Tch... I hate this desert.
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| Skit `Showers Are Awesome! - Guy Talk'                                 [SK096]
|
|	   Guy: This sand is crazy... It's getting all over the place. I could
|		probably make a mountain with all the sand that'll come out of
|		these clothes.
|	  Tear: Yes... I wouldn't mind a good shower myself.
|	  Luke: Mmm...shower...
|      Natalia: Luke! You are the worst! How could you!
|	  Luke: W-what?! I'm not doing anything!
|	 Anise: Luke! If you've got time for dirty thoughts, pay more attention
|		to rescuing Ion!
|	  Luke: I-I'm not thinking anything! Leave me alone!
|      Natalia: Disgusting! I can't believe you're that kind of person!
|	 Anise: You pervert!
|	  Luke: Arrgh! Shut up already!
|					    [Luke, Tear, Anise & Natalia leave.]
|	  Jade: ...Well, Guy, it seems you got lucky.
|	   Guy: ...Lucky?
|	  Jade: You're drooling. They'd have been on you in an instant if they'd
|		noticed.
|	   Guy: Ah...
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