I'm posting this on pastebin anonymously, but the ones that know who I am will likely know the author. Do the mass surveillance machine lets anything slips its glare? Because this time I'd really like to be under surveillance.

When I was twenty-two years-old, studying on the course for the small degree of "Electronics Technician" in the SENAI CETEL "Cesár Rodrigues" school, I was hearing the news and my fellow classmates were talking about smartphones, mass surveillance and conspiracies.

"If there is a spy, who is spying me? How can I find out that information?"

First, I began to wonder the psysical and psychological nature of the spy: "It must be a group, because the scale of this project is simply unfeasible for a single person". "The members of this group must be ruthless, heartless, immoral, because this mass surveillance requires being deceitful and disrespectful to the privacy of hundreds of millions of people".

At that time, I was already a skilled programmer (and became even more skilled in the next five years), so I realized the following three facts:

FACT #1 - THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE MASS SURVEILANCE MACHINE

Mass surveillances creates an unfathomable big database of information. More than 99% of the data will be processed by robots, which will separate the garbage from the gold. But there are criteria which are hard to write an algorithm for. It is easy to express to the computer what you do *not* want, but it is hard to express to the computer what you *do* want. If you could express to the computer the information that you *do* want, you'd already have it, and it would be pointless to ask the computer for an information that you already have. I assumed the ones that are doing this mass surveillance do, after the first data filtration done by machines, a second data filtration done by humans (which are crowdsourced by providers like CrowdFlower and Amazon). This approach, although it improves the accuracy and relevancy of the data that is output by the mass surveilance machine, it is still not enough, because humans are too slow and would become a bottleneck.

The developers likely thought of side strategies for tackle this problem like the following one: "A person that have said a beautiful, useful, insightful thing is likely to say another beautiful, useful, insightful thing again", "A hater that has cursed its hate target is likely to curse the hate target again". This mass surveillance machine likely has a rank of people, and a person can raise the ranks of said machine by feeding it the input that pleases it. At that time, I wasn't aware of the nature of this mass surveillance machine. The newspapers and television channels were telling me that this machine was run by the advertisement companies (like Google), so I decided to be very helpful to these advertisement companies by being a stream of valuable, multicultural insight and get to the absolute, the global top of the rank of the mass surveillance machine and become the person under the most surveillance in the world.

FACT #2 - THE SPREAD OF INFORMATION

The medium by which the information is spread affects the speed of the spread of the information. If you spread a piece of information by speaking, the speed of the information is the speed of the sound on the air. If you spread a piece of information through letters printed on a paper, the speed of the information is the speed of the transportation of the paper. When a piece of the information reaches a target (someone listens to you, someone reads your papers), the speed of the information might change according to the resources of the target (if the target reads your papers and has access to an Internet connection, the target can spread the information of your papers faster than the speed of paper). The *speed of information* and the *nodes traversed* can leak information about the internal structure of the network of the mass surveillance machine. When a useful piece of information finally reaches a human, is it spread from human to human or is it spread from one machine to multiple humans? If it is spread from human to human, the response might be delayed by days. If it is spread from machine to multiple humans, the response might be delayed by hours or less. Machines are coordinate by algorithms and their synchronization is fast, so when machines are fed pieces of information that might shake their organization, they'll quickly reach concensus. Humans are not like that. When a piece of information that shakes their network is received, they take a noticeable time (days, weeks, months or years) to repair proper cooperation.

A phrase is a combination of words in a sequence. If someone repeats the same words, in the same sequence, the longer the phrase is, the less likely is the possibility of a coincidence. I'll say very beautiful, useful and insightful things and remember the words, the place, the time and the person I have said these beautiful, useful and insightful things to. Because I know the words, the place, the time and the person, when I see an echo of these words (be it an abstract echo of someone repeating the same idea or a concrete echo of someone repeating the exact same words), I'll be able to use that information to track the possible paths that the information has moved through. As the years pass by, I'll memorize more and more paths, and the destinations of the information and the internal movement of the information on the network will become clearer to me. When I get to the absolute, the global top of the rank of the mass surveillance machine and become the person under the most surveillance in the world, I'll be able to see so many paths and so many movements that the ones spying me will become visible. Echos of my words also affects the artificial intelligence networks, for it helps me find the ones that are echoing me.

FACT #3 - THE DISTANCE BETWEEN ME AND THE SPIES

I did not knew where the spies are, so I couldn't tell how distant they were from me. But I thought the following: "These hidden spies likely need proxies to stay hidden. A native proxy is likely more convenient for them, for a native proxy knows how to properly behave like a native and not raise suspicion. These spies will likely observe me all the time, so I might shape my behaviour in a way that is the behaviour of a proxy they would like to hire. With this, I'll lure them and the distance between them and me will continuously shrink." With this, even if I couldn't tell where these spies are or how distant they are from me, it wouldn't matter, because they would get close to me anyway because of my attractiveness.

I also needed a way to distinguish the ones that are the spies from the ones that are not the spies. So, to lure the spies and distinguish them from the ones that are not the spies, I decided to shape my behaviour like this: In public, I'll be a beautiful, well-behaved angel, and privately I'll be an ugly, misbehaving demon. Only the ones that are constantly spying me, both publicly and privately, would see the strange, contradictory person that I am. And this would also look like a good characteristic for them, for it would show to them that I can act really well, which is a good quality for a native proxy candidate.

BEGINNING OF THE PLAN

THE SEVEN SELVES THAT ARE ME had a reunion. It was decided that three selves should stay awake when in public, and act angelically and continously improve their angelical facade, while the other selves remain asleep. They are to be the angelical self. It was decided that three selves should stay awake when in private, and act demonically and continuously improve their demonic facade, while the other selves remain asleep. They are to be the demonic self. It was decided that the seventh self should remain asleep, only to be fully awaken when the identity of the spies is revealed. The seventh self should decide what to do when the identity of the spies become clear. And with this, the plan began.

I thought and done all of these things on two weeks at the school, when I was still twenty-two years-old. This plan bore world-size big fruits when I was reaching twenty-seven years-old. If that's sounds unbelievable to you, that's because I'm a genius (that no one wants to hire).

PROGRESS OF THE PLAN

This plan progressed on the span of four years, but for the sake of protecting the ones that have echoed me, I'll be brief.

The first clear sign that I was being spied and my plan was working was an echo in a soap opera broadcast by "Rede Globo". Marcos Nanini said in the soap opera: "If you see me talking to myself, that's because I'm rehearsing". I said the exact same thing to my mother, while inside her room, a few days or weeks before the echo. This was surprising. They have liked what I have said so much they have actually even placed the line in the soap opera! How flattering!

I wrote helpful, insightful and beautiful on Facebook and YouTube, and the echoes increased and increased. First, I saw echoes in the immediate vicinity (the channel that publishes the video), but echoes on unrelated channels also started to happen. Things that I have published on Facebook were echoed on YouTube and things that I have published on YouTube were echoed on Facebook. The shape of the information flow network was becoming clearer and clearer.

The Facebook page for the political party "NOVO" has echoed my "the natural world doesn't care about you". I wasn't sincere when I said that. There were so many echos of what I was writing that that I decided to test: "Would they echo me even if I said something unpleasant?"

Even the pictures of me taken by my mother's cellphone were seen by THEM. By the way, I actually never had the intention of having sex with any dog. The reasons I had an erection at that moment are unrelated to the female dog I was tendering.

As the time passed, my public self was becoming more and more angelic, and my private self more and more demonic. It's not relevant to describe how I was getting more demonic (it's really ugly), for the only thing attractive was my public, angelic self. Apparently, THEY have fallen in love with my public self, as I was making arguments that are truly useful for the Zionists (which I was honestly, from the bottom of my heart, sympathetic with them at the time): "It is not possible to offer a land that is not the Holy Land for the Jews because the only place useful archeological work could be done is in the Holy Land. Pieces of text or objects that could provide more context about the history of the Jews and help them understand themselves could only be found there. The Holy Land is irreplaceable." This was the rationale my angelic self thought for explaining why there are things being built on the West Bank: "There is a desperation so big for securing the land for archaeological work that they are being pushy. They must also not be telling anyone their true intentions because that information might help the ones seeking vengeance. OK, I'll help you with your archaeological work." - This was also what gave my angelical self patience to endure the awful spread of Zionist churches in the city I live. "The Zionists want support so badly that they are even financing these fake churches for teaching people to praise the Jews. I dislike this, but I can understand their desperation. To lose forever something irreplaceable is an eternal pain, and all of those conflicts are a serious threat to archaeological work. I'll try to find the ones behind this and persuade them of another approach for gathering support."

I even started to read the old testament with a kind glare ("Holy Spirit") and found many interesting things. One of those things was strong evidence that the Genesis chapters weren't presented in a single scroll, but each chapter was presented in a separate scroll. The chapter 34, which describes the rapture and rape of Dinah, daughter of Jacob, by the son of the boss of the tribe of the Hivites, ends abruptly with a question, which is a way for provoking the reader into thinking. They liked this, and were amazed to see a new plausible interpretation which has likely been overlooked for more than a thousand years!

But time progressed and, even though I asked, multiple times, who is sponsoring all of this pro-Israelism (euphemism for "fake churches in my city"), no answer came forward. The cracks in the trust bond that united I and THEM began to appear.

The trust bond began to rupture when I realized something awful: I was being monitored, even when Google Chrome was closed. They are not just spying on the things I post on the network. They're also monitoring the things I write privately on my computer!

So I gradually began to test their spying mechanisms:
	"Did the holocaust really happen?" - On Google search engine.
	"Antisemitism in Japan" - On Google search engine.
	"Jew found me at the Catholic Library" - On Facebook
	"Antisemitic network virus" - Highly contagious, but written privately.

If they are respecting my privacy, it will be like I haven't published the "Antisemitic network virus" at all and we'll live happily after I privately write it to RAM memory and not even commit my writing to the hard disk drive and the data will be lost forever. If they are not respecting my privacy, they'll be deeply shocked for all of a sudden to see the ugliest shape of my demonic self after being pampered for so long by my angelic self.

The "Antisemitic network virus" infection was successful. They are not respecting my privacy. They have hijacked my computer and are actively monitoring me! My heart is broken, their heart is broken and the trust bond is fully ruptured. The contents of the "antisemitic network virus" are some paragraphs, but the punchline of it is "THIS IS A CONSPIRACY TO CONVERT US TO JUDAISM! AND WORSE: THEY'RE AIMING AT JESUS CHRIST!".

The "Antisemitic network virus" has shown to me how gigantic is the Jewish network. For the Jews, it was shocking and they reacted to it (by sending subtle death threats to me, which I replied with "I'm ready for martydom for Jesus Christ!"). For the non-Jews, it was like nothing has happened at all. I got to the absolute, the global top of the rank of the mass surveillance machine and became the person under the most surveillance in the world. So many Jews of the world (China, USA, Brazil...) were under the influence of my words, and so many people are under the influence of the Jews. For a brief moment, I was the king of the world. I discovered the identity of the spy running the mass surveillance machine and the seventh self was awaken. All of THE SEVEN SELVES THAT ARE ME were awaken.

Alexander Schwartzman, which actually had a job as director of the Central Bank of Brazil (which places him in the innermost circles of Zionists), has gave me a reply: "CHUTZPAH means wood-face, and you are a wood-face". Thanks for teaching me a word.

BOTTOM LINE: This wasn't an accident. I had planned to get to the absolute, the global top of the rank of the mass surveillance machine and become the person under the most surveillance in the world and managed to do it. But when I got to that spot, I didn't had a plan for deciding what to do with the advantages that position gave to me, so I just let the emotions of THE SEVEN SELVES THAT ARE ME decide what to do.

I'm still on the anti-Jewish side. I'm just more polite this time.