trev loses his shit for 2 hours

[12:47 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay jim who is saberinblue and why did he draw so many women in bathtubs I am v. confused
[12:47 AM] cute: im slow okay
[12:47 AM] cute: and im not from here
[12:47 AM] girl next door: Saber is kinkys husband
[12:47 AM] cute: and i go to an international school(edited)
[12:47 AM] cute: so i dont actually have any bostonian friends
[12:47 AM] wikia daddy trev: but why the women in bathtubs
[12:48 AM] Daxter: Although to be honest I'm flying into Boston Logan in like less than amonth so meeeh
[12:48 AM] girl next door: I would not be able to tell you that I'm afraid
[12:48 AM] Daxter: Going hooooome for 17 days >_>
[12:48 AM] cute: cool, i'm flying out of boston logan in less than a month lol
[12:48 AM] Daxter: And it cost me $1600
[12:48 AM] girl next door: Nice timing
[12:48 AM] Jimcloud: uh
[12:48 AM] cute: except im flying out of the air canada terminal
[12:48 AM] Daxter: Yep he won't have to worry about running into me. =S
[12:48 AM] Jimcloud: one sec
[12:48 AM] cute: which is kinda shit
[12:49 AM] girl next door: Woo canada
[12:49 AM] Jimcloud: I can explain Trev
[12:49 AM] cute: no the air canada terminal at boston logan is tiny
[12:49 AM] girl next door: But it's Canadian
[12:49 AM] cute: i mean
[12:49 AM] cute: fair
[12:49 AM] Daxter: I dunno I'm probably coming in from Alaska or some shit I'd have to look at my tickets.
[12:49 AM] girl next door: Size doesn't matter it's where you're from that counts
[12:49 AM] cute: aw
[12:49 AM] cute: that's really inspirational
[12:50 AM] cute: but yeah boston's not terrible
[12:50 AM] cute: it's def not one of the worst places in the us to be living right now
[12:50 AM] girl next door: Doesn't it have a big bean or something
[12:50 AM] cute: i just wish there was more to do here
[12:50 AM] girl next door: Or is that Chicago
[12:50 AM] cute: no that's chicago
[12:50 AM] girl next door: Whats Boston got
[12:50 AM] cute: which is funny because boston's nickname is beantown
[12:50 AM] girl next door: ..
[12:50 AM] Jimcloud: @wikia daddy trev okay my internet is really shitty rn but the tl;dr is it was part of his nuzlocke
[12:50 AM] cute: they have fenway park and a bunch of colonial era history stuff
[12:51 AM] girl next door: Ok you can see why I confused this lmao
[12:51 AM] girl next door: Wait i
[12:51 AM] wikia daddy trev: well now I just have more questions
[12:51 AM] girl next door: Own fallout 4 I should rly know what Boston has
[12:51 AM] Jimcloud: it was Whitney
[12:51 AM] wikia daddy trev: houston?
[12:51 AM] Jimcloud: Whitney was in the bathtub
[12:51 AM] Jimcloud: no the gym leader
[12:51 AM] wikia daddy trev: well now I have even more questions
[12:51 AM] cute: and a bunch of schools
[12:51 AM] cute: but harvard isnt even in boston
[12:51 AM] cute: its in cambridge
[12:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: it's like I poked a stick into an ant hill and 52000 centipedes crawled out
[12:52 AM] Jimcloud: trev I would love to give you answers but my internet is so shitty right now
[12:52 AM] cute: that sounds unpleasant
[12:52 AM] cute: both the internet and the 52000 centipedes(edited)
[12:52 AM] Jimcloud: this is the comic that had Bugsy as a post-apocalyptic despot with a harem
[12:52 AM] Daxter: Okay nope Delta.
[12:52 AM] Daxter: Whatever
[12:52 AM] cute: nah dax air canada is its own terminal
[12:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: I continue to have many questions about the content of this nuzlocke
[12:53 AM] Daxter: I was talking about mine
[12:53 AM] cute: if you're flying in from alaska there's no chance lol
[12:53 AM] Daxter: =S
[12:53 AM] cute: o
[12:53 AM] cute: i mean
[12:53 AM] cute: yeah
[12:53 AM] Daxter: I've never flown air canada
[12:53 AM] Daxter: just delta and alaska
[12:53 AM] Jimcloud: @wikia daddy trev http://www.paragonsigma.com/images/nuzlocke/ knock yourself out
[12:53 AM] cute: have you ever even been to canada lul
[12:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: I am afraid
[12:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: but I will do it
[12:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: for the greater good
[12:53 AM] Daxter: Nope and I live really close to it too..
[12:53 AM] Jimcloud: it's mature content
[12:53 AM] Jimcloud: should warn you
[12:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: I figured
[12:54 AM] cute: i mean if u live in alaska that means u live close to yukon
[12:54 AM] Daxter: I guess if four hours to Montreal is considered close
[12:54 AM] cute: oh
[12:54 AM] cute: lol where do you live again
[12:54 AM] Daxter: I refuse to refer to Alasaka when I say "live in"
[12:54 AM] cute: fair enough
[12:54 AM] Daxter: Alaska is more like "contractually held against my wil"
[12:54 AM] wikia daddy trev: wow, two panels in and there's already large-scale cataclysmic destruction
[12:54 AM] Daxter: I'm from New Hampshire though.
[12:54 AM] cute: ah gotcha
[12:54 AM] Daxter: And I'm sure you've seen MA and NH people are dicks to eachother by now
[12:55 AM] cute: i mean again, i don't have any actual friends from MA
[12:55 AM] cute: or NH for that matter lol
[12:55 AM] Daxter: Well, that is to say Mass people are assholes to everyone hence massholes.
[12:55 AM] cute: actually that's a lie my boyfriend is from here
[12:55 AM] cute: right
[12:56 AM] Daxter: I've had a couple friends get out of the Army from Boston, actually one's getting out in July and is from some place slightly south of it I guess(edited)
[12:58 AM] wikia daddy trev: this hoot hoot looks like its on cocaine
[12:58 AM] Jimcloud: get used to this trev
[12:59 AM] Jimcloud: it's not the worst thing the apocalypse does to pokemon
[12:59 AM] Kesha: hoot hoot isnt on cocaine
[12:59 AM] Kesha: its just energetic because its a real night owl
[12:59 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh great
[1:00 AM] wikia daddy trev: lmfao she's dragging chikorita, I love it
[1:00 AM] wikia daddy trev: what the
[1:00 AM] wikia daddy trev: are you telling me this fucking tower just turned into a 500 ft bellsprout
[1:01 AM] Jimcloud: the tower is supposed to be made of a giant bellsprout innit
[1:01 AM] wikia daddy trev: I didn't think it would be a living bellsprout
[1:02 AM] wikia daddy trev: "someone get falkner" LMFAO
[1:03 AM] wikia daddy trev: god this trainer feels very mary sue-ish
[1:06 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh now come on, bugsy is like 14, why does he have strippers
[1:07 AM] wikia daddy trev: what the fuck
[1:07 AM] wikia daddy trev: why is he feeding people to slowpokes
[1:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh come on why did he have to kill the strippers
[1:11 AM] Jimcloud: I mean
[1:11 AM] Jimcloud: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[1:11 AM] wikia daddy trev: this noctowl's design is ridiculous
[1:11 AM] wikia daddy trev: and I love it
[1:13 AM] wikia daddy trev: these overhead map drawings are kind of cool
[1:16 AM] wikia daddy trev: man the worldbuilding in this comic is so good but this mc is so not good
[1:17 AM] girl next door: Omg I got snorlax event that restored training
[1:17 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh my god why is this eevee named fortinbras
[1:18 AM] Jimcloud: it's the theme of all of whitney's Pokemon iirc
[1:18 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh my god
[1:20 AM] wikia daddy trev: whoa okay hi morty with abs, wasn't expecting to see you today
[1:20 AM] girl next door: Link
[1:21 AM] girl next door: To the abs
[1:21 AM] wikia daddy trev: http://www.paragonsigma.com/images/nuzlocke/#35
[1:21 AM] girl next door: His nipples too weird I can't look
[1:21 AM] wikia daddy trev: there are ghosts coming out of this man's pants
[1:21 AM] wikia daddy trev: this comic is so confusing
[1:22 AM] wikia daddy trev: I don't understand how this 110 lb woman keeps losing so much blood without dying
[1:23 AM] wikia daddy trev: in a post apocalyptic world the kind of medical recoveries she is making would literally floor scientists everywhere
[1:23 AM] girl next door: Yeah I'm pretty sure that page 36 contains an illegal Pokémon manoeuvre
[1:24 AM] girl next door: Those abs weren't even hype Trev uve disappointed me
[1:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: I didn't say they were good
[1:25 AM] wikia daddy trev: also this woman is literally bleeding out of an open chest wound she should not be alive right now, especially not alive enough to crush the neck of this possessed twink with mediocre abs
[1:26 AM] wikia daddy trev: is whitney a god damn lesbian
[1:26 AM] wikia daddy trev: I fucking love it
[1:26 AM] Jimcloud: @wikia daddy trev that's a plot point actually
[1:26 AM] Jimcloud: like, you might not like the explanation but
[1:26 AM] Jimcloud: there's an explanation
[1:26 AM] wikia daddy trev: I am so excite
[1:27 AM] Jimcloud: re: the blood loss thing
[1:27 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh
[1:27 AM] wikia daddy trev: I was excite about lesbian
[1:27 AM] Jimcloud: that's a thing too
[1:27 AM] wikia daddy trev: yay
[1:27 AM] Jimcloud: you say yay now
[1:27 AM] wikia daddy trev: but seriously this bitch just got back from near death and she's already going back out to train, this is ridiculous
[1:28 AM] wikia daddy trev: she shouldn't be able to move
[1:28 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh? going to mahogany town first?
[1:28 AM] wikia daddy trev: that's... interesting
[1:28 AM] girl next door: I usually do that ingame
[1:28 AM] wikia daddy trev: I never really thought about it
[1:29 AM] girl next door: If ur hubbing at ecruteak then it kinda makes sense
[1:29 AM] girl next door: Lolivine is forever away
[1:29 AM] wikia daddy trev: what the fuck, riptide's design is absolutely fucking obsurd
[1:30 AM] Jimcloud: take that up with his jaws
[1:30 AM] Jimcloud: he doesn't get smaller btw
[1:30 AM] wikia daddy trev: are you telling me a fucking mareep just eletrocuted the entire lake of rage and killed 9 gyarados
[1:32 AM] wikia daddy trev: LESBIAN ALERT!!! LESBIAN ALERT!!!
[1:32 AM] wikia daddy trev: LESBIAN KISS ENGAGED!!! MAXIMUM SQUEE DEPLOYED!!!
[1:32 AM] girl next door: Me too thanks
[1:33 AM] wikia daddy trev: what the hell, did this guy in a hood just watch them get it on
[1:33 AM] Jimcloud: wait trev I thought you didn't like the mc
[1:33 AM] wikia daddy trev: that is so rude, they were having a touching lesbian moment
[1:33 AM] wikia daddy trev: I don't but I love lesbians
[1:33 AM] wikia daddy trev: so I set aside my hatred of the mc for the lesbians
[1:33 AM] girl next door: Awe
[1:34 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh holy fuck
[1:34 AM] wikia daddy trev: jasmine's fucking dead
[1:34 AM] wikia daddy trev: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
[1:34 AM] wikia daddy trev: that took a dark turn really fast
[1:35 AM] wikia daddy trev: did she
[1:35 AM] wikia daddy trev: get a fucking skin graft
[1:36 AM] wikia daddy trev: HOW?!
[1:36 AM] wikia daddy trev: HOW ARE MEDICAL SCIENCES ABLE TO DO THIS IN A POST APOCALYPTIC ENVIRONMENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND!?!?!/!?!?1
[1:36 AM] Jimcloud: well the apocalypse actually still has access to a lot of supplies and technology
[1:37 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay but why did olivine flood but cianwood didn't
[1:37 AM] Jimcloud: because of the way stuff is stored and whatnot, like, the PC system still works and items and it can make/withdraw/whatnot items and shit so there's actually a lot of resources theoretically at people's disposal
[1:37 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay but like do people actually store items in the pc
[1:37 AM] Jimcloud: at least that's the explanation I remember getting
[1:38 AM] wikia daddy trev: I have never stored an item in the pc
[1:38 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh hey it's that guy who was removed from the plot who is now suddenly appearing for the first time ever for no reason
[1:39 AM] wikia daddy trev: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FRESSH FUCKING HELL IS THIS ABOMINATION OF A CREATURE
[1:40 AM] wikia daddy trev: just when I think this comic can't outdo itself
[1:44 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay fuck off, this is so stupid, she just got a straight up full body eletrocution and all she says is "my wounds look worse than they were"
[1:44 AM] wikia daddy trev: this bitch is a god damn mary sue on steroids and black tar heroin
[1:45 AM] Jimcloud: Trev I'm crying your salt is incredible
[1:45 AM] Glacia_Barrett: have we gotten to the part where all this makes sense
[1:45 AM] Glacia_Barrett: it doesn't look like it
[1:45 AM] Glacia_Barrett: it does happen at a point
[1:45 AM] wikia daddy trev: OKAY HOLD THE FUCK UP I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS
[1:46 AM] wikia daddy trev: WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS BITCH GET A NINETALES
[1:46 AM] wikia daddy trev: HOW DID SHE KILL A FUCKING STEELIX WITH IT
[1:46 AM] Glacia_Barrett: >how did a Ninetales kill a Steelix
[1:46 AM] wikia daddy trev: AND WHY THE FUCK DID SHE LITERALLY DESTROY JASMINE'S GRAVE
[1:46 AM] Glacia_Barrett: have you ever Pokemon before
[1:46 AM] girl next door: Pretty easily steelix is quite weak to fire
[1:46 AM] wikia daddy trev: IT HAS FUCKING ROCK SLIDE
[1:46 AM] girl next door: Nice non stab
[1:46 AM] wikia daddy trev: IT'S ROCK SLIDE ON A LOW DEFENSE FIRE TYPE I don't even care
[1:47 AM] wikia daddy trev: I'm just reading this comic because I have to understand half this shit
[1:47 AM] Glacia_Barrett: Steelix Rock Slide vs. Ninetales: 119-140 (34 - 40.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Ninetales Flamethrower vs. Steelix: 236-278 (66.8 - 78.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
[1:47 AM] Glacia_Barrett: tada
[1:48 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay fine that's explainable
[1:48 AM] Glacia_Barrett: Steelix's base Attack isn't much higher than Ninetales's defense
[1:48 AM] Glacia_Barrett: 85 compared to 75
[1:48 AM] wikia daddy trev: but the rest of this comic fucking isnt
[1:48 AM] Glacia_Barrett: where are you right now
[1:48 AM] wikia daddy trev: "you will know her by the many scars" YOU WILL KNOW HER BECAUSE HALF HER FUCKING SKIN IS BURNED OFF
[1:49 AM] wikia daddy trev: AND SHE HAS NO BLOOD IN HER ENTIRE FUCKING BODY
[1:49 AM] Jimcloud: This salt lord I am crying so much
[1:49 AM] Glacia_Barrett: the salt is real
[1:49 AM] Jimcloud: He's right before the rocket tower I think
[1:49 AM] Jimcloud: er
[1:49 AM] Jimcloud: goldenrod tower
[1:49 AM] Jimcloud: rather
[1:49 AM] wikia daddy trev: "she is mentally unstable" YEAH I FIGURED HER MENTAL HEALTH WASN'T REALLY UP THERE GIOVANNI CONSIDERING SHE JUST WENT THROUGH 15000 VOLTS OF FUCKOFBULLSHIT ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY
[1:50 AM] Glacia_Barrett: dude, find your chill, you do not need to type every other message in caps
[1:51 AM] wikia daddy trev: there is no chill for this comic
[1:51 AM] Jimcloud: I mean
[1:51 AM] Jimcloud: it's in keeping with the spirit of the comic for sure lmao
[1:51 AM] Glacia_Barrett: ...fair
[1:52 AM] on a break for now: My brother named a Magikarp Poliwag
[1:52 AM] on a break for now: What
[1:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay now this bullshit just keeps piling the fuck ON
[1:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: she went through freezing cold weather and VOMITED
[1:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: and she's STILL ALIVE
[1:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: I don't GET IT
[1:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: HOW
[1:52 AM] wikia daddy trev: LITERALLY HOW
[1:53 AM] Glacia_Barrett: maybe if you keep reading instead of stopping to shout every 10 seconds you'll find out
[1:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: literally has nothing in her body to vomti
[1:53 AM] on a break for now: What the hell are you reading trev
[1:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: she has nothing
[1:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: at all
[1:53 AM] Jimcloud: honestly I'm crying at this
[1:53 AM] Glacia_Barrett: Saber's comic
[1:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: she is a shell
[1:53 AM] Jimcloud: it's hilarious
[1:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: of nothing
[1:53 AM] wikia daddy trev: and bullshit
[1:53 AM] on a break for now: Saber who
[1:53 AM] Daxter: Sigh
[1:54 AM] Glacia_Barrett: SaberInBlue, I dunno if he's been active here lately
[1:54 AM] Glacia_Barrett: the guy with probably the single most M-rated comic in the entire nuz community
[1:55 AM] Daxter: So I looked at my email again for something and there was one that was probably some junky bs message but the subject was my name and they person it was from was the name of a person I used to  be close to. And oh god my memories came back even though I know it isn't them.
[1:55 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh giovanni, you're so naive
[1:55 AM] wikia daddy trev: if you think you can kill this woman then you clearly haven't read this comic
[1:55 AM] wikia daddy trev: since she lives through FUCKING EVERYTHING
[1:55 AM] on a break for now: Grade A class bull shit bye
[1:55 AM] Ice: i'm trying to speedread through this rn
[1:55 AM] Jimcloud: omfg trev I'm sobbbBGINNG
[1:56 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh my god this comic what the fuck
[1:56 AM] Glacia_Barrett: http://i.imgur.com/HClpdy4.gif
[1:57 AM] wikia daddy trev: giovanni: "I'm going to kill you"
giovanni: (unleashes deadly killer dewgong that froze all of mahogany town)
mc the unkillable: (uses one fire blast)
dewgong: (dies immediately)
comic: "glacier badge obtained"
[1:57 AM] wikia daddy trev: what the actual FUCK
[1:57 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/04/lol.gif
[1:58 AM] wikia daddy trev: I've literally never been angrier in my entire life
[1:58 AM] Glacia_Barrett: you have lived a sheltered life
[1:59 AM] Jimcloud: I'm crying tbh
[1:59 AM] Jimcloud: like
[1:59 AM] Jimcloud: This is so funny
[1:59 AM] Glacia_Barrett: now excuse me why I continue beating my head against Celetei until I catch it
[1:59 AM] wikia daddy trev: honestly like every other character in this comic is so well developed
[1:59 AM] wikia daddy trev: like whitney is really interesting and giovanni is really cool and eusine being insane is fucking amazing
[2:00 AM] wikia daddy trev: but the mc is so god damn bad and she just won't fucking die
[2:00 AM] Jimcloud: Giovanni is so great I love him
[2:00 AM] wikia daddy trev: how do you write an entire comic with amazing support characters and make your mc objectively wrong in every single shape and form
[2:00 AM] wikia daddy trev: I don't understand
[2:00 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: mood(edited)
[2:01 AM] KirbyIsPink: isn't giovanni supposed to be hiding in a cave during hgss
[2:01 AM] Glacia_Barrett: have you been paying attention at all
[2:01 AM] Jimcloud: Saber takes
[2:01 AM] Jimcloud: one or two liberties
[2:01 AM] Glacia_Barrett: staying true to canon is not high priority here
[2:01 AM] Jimcloud: the tiniest of liberties
[2:01 AM] KirbyIsPink: fair enough
[2:01 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh my god this dialogue between whitney and giovanni is fucking gold
[2:02 AM] wikia daddy trev: "i could have them removed if you can guarantee my associates will not suffer anymore... compound fractures" "heh, those guys. how are they doing?" "they have compound fractures"
[2:03 AM] Jimcloud: Giovanni is such a great deadpan
[2:03 AM] wikia daddy trev: "what happened to your face" "I'm having a really bad day"
[2:03 AM] wikia daddy trev: FUCK
[2:03 AM] wikia daddy trev: YOUR
[2:03 AM] wikia daddy trev: ENTIRE
[2:04 AM] wikia daddy trev: EXISTENCE
[2:04 AM] wikia daddy trev: :clap::skin-tone-1:
[2:04 AM] wikia daddy trev: :reversed_hand_with_middle_finger_extended::skin-tone-1:
[2:04 AM] Glacia_Barrett: and now we're back to screaming.
[2:05 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh my god silver is the most useless rival in nuzlocke history
[2:05 AM] wikia daddy trev: he shows up exactly three times to get completely ignored and suddenly he runs team rocket
[2:05 AM] wikia daddy trev: what the fuck is this shit
[2:05 AM] Jimcloud: pfffff
[2:06 AM] wikia daddy trev: at least silver's injuries are fucking realistic
[2:06 AM] wikia daddy trev: yeah he has a massive burn on his face but people can survive that
[2:06 AM] wikia daddy trev: fucking hell
[2:07 AM] Glacia_Barrett: meanwhile https://www.dropbox.com/s/h7u0hg7kg4ibn2c/crystal_randofused_02.png?raw=1
[2:07 AM] wikia daddy trev: "and she's not even a good trainer" she's a fucking robocop, that's a pretty good trainer to me
[2:07 AM] Jimcloud: pffff
[2:07 AM] Jimcloud: robocop omg
[2:08 AM] on a break for now: Why are you still reading this
[2:08 AM] wikia daddy trev: okay but like this little switchup with the mc being power hungry and silver being controlled with his power would be really interesting if the mc had any personality other than "meaty punching bag for pokemon attack absorbtion"
[2:08 AM] wikia daddy trev: I'm reading it because I'm too pissed off to stop
[2:09 AM] on a break for now: Just reading for the bullshit
[2:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: silver is
[2:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: basically zuko
[2:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: like
[2:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: fuck
[2:10 AM] Agent Talent: Shhh no spoilers
[2:10 AM] on a break for now: I
[2:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: I have literally spoiled every aspect of this comic up until now
[2:10 AM] Agent Talent: Nah, for Avatar
[2:10 AM] wikia daddy trev: including mshitmckc
[2:10 AM] on a break for now: :fire:
[2:11 AM] on a break for now: I watched Avatar some time back
[2:11 AM] Jimcloud: Nein is sensitive about avatar spoilers because I haven't watched the whole thing and we're planning on binging it again before too long
[2:11 AM] on a break for now: But all my episodes are in a inaccessible hardrive
[2:11 AM] on a break for now: Fug
[2:11 AM] wikia daddy trev: he punched her through a fucking window
[2:11 AM] wikia daddy trev: on the top floor of the fucking radio tower
[2:11 AM] wikia daddy trev: if she fucking survives this shit
[2:11 AM] on a break for now: She wil
[2:11 AM] on a break for now: And then you'll complain
[2:12 AM] Glacia_Barrett: very loudly
[2:12 AM] Glacia_Barrett: at this rate I'm worried you're going to have an aneurysm or something(edited)
[2:12 AM] Jimcloud: boi u know she gon do it
[2:12 AM] on a break for now: *aneurysm
[2:12 AM] wikia daddy trev: are you fucking kidding me? she's dangling from silver's twink ass body outside the top story of a fuck off giant building about to get punched to the ground and this bitch is worried about how her fucking hair looks
[2:13 AM] wikia daddy trev: I swear on my fucking life
[2:13 AM] on a break for now: God the MC is behaving like Blue Kaizo now
[2:13 AM] wikia daddy trev: SEVEN GOD DAMN STORIES
[2:13 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: twink ass body I'm CRYIN(edited)
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: SHE GOT FUCKING SWALLOWED BY HER FUCKING FERALIGATR ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SERIOUS
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: is this fucking real
[2:14 AM] on a break for now: Yes
[2:14 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: what
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: am I really reading this right now
[2:14 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: kinkshaming
[2:14 AM] on a break for now: Yes it is
[2:14 AM] Jimcloud: I'M chOKING
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: I am
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: fucking
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: she fell seven stories
[2:14 AM] on a break for now: What is this mess
[2:14 AM] wikia daddy trev: into the god damn stomach acid of a 50 foot tall feraligatr
[2:14 AM] on a break for now: im getting horror flashbacks
[2:15 AM] wikia daddy trev: and fucking survived
[2:15 AM] on a break for now: HOW IS THAT FERALIGATOR 50 FOOT
[2:15 AM] Glacia_Barrett: this was amusing at first, now I'm just concerned
[2:15 AM] on a break for now: smashes face in
[2:15 AM] wikia daddy trev: http://www.paragonsigma.com/images/nuzlocke/#84 this entire first panel can go fuck itself
[2:16 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: I am cracking up right now.
[2:16 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: You are so salty.
[2:16 AM] wikia daddy trev: "what is size relativity" "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE"
[2:16 AM] Ice: Godzilla Ex Machina
[2:16 AM] on a break for now: :thinking:
[2:16 AM] wikia daddy trev: "how big is a meganium" "WHO THE FUCK CARES"
[2:16 AM] on a break for now: :middle_finger:
[2:17 AM] wikia daddy trev: "is this even slightly realistic" "FUCK YOU:"
[2:17 AM] on a break for now: What the hell is that that sequence after the godzilla
[2:17 AM] Jimcloud: one of the mechanics of the apocalypse is it made all of the Pokemon bigger and nastier
[2:17 AM] Glacia_Barrett: I'm just
[2:17 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: I think I need to finish reading this.
[2:17 AM] Glacia_Barrett: gonna hide behind Jim
[2:17 AM] on a break for now: Apocalypse:Where the rules don't apply
[2:17 AM] Glacia_Barrett: until Trev stops having a seizure over every panel
[2:17 AM] wikia daddy trev: I'm sorry I cannot believe for even one god damn second that a fucking meganium is gonna get so big that it can be taller than the fucking radio tower but can still fiti nto a fucking pokeball
[2:17 AM] wikia daddy trev: /pokemon meganium
[2:17 AM] BOTJukebot:
Meganium
ID: #154
Types: Grass
Height: 180cm
Weight: 100500g
Base XP: 236

[2:17 AM] Jimcloud: lmao
[2:17 AM] Agent Talent: Pls do it Bug I need those first impressions
[2:18 AM] on a break for now: 1.8m
[2:18 AM] on a break for now: 1.8M
[2:18 AM] wikia daddy trev: fuck that, fuck this comic and its proportions, I cannot deal with this
[2:18 AM] Ice: "Height: 180cm"(edited)
[2:18 AM] on a break for now: /Pokemon Feraligator
[2:18 AM] BOTJukebot: @on a break for now Could not find Feraligator
[2:18 AM] Buggy Boy ⚧: if u wanna hear me scream endlessly in our vc, yeah sure @Agent Talent
[2:18 AM] Glacia_Barrett: /Pokemon Feraligatr
[2:18 AM] BOTJukebot:
Feraligatr
ID: #160
Types: Water
Height: 230cm
Weight: 88800g
Base XP: 239

[2:18 AM] Agent Talent: Pls do it
[2:18 AM] on a break for now: 2.3 M
[2:18 AM] on a break for now: HOW 50 FEET
[2:18 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: We need more Trev salt.
[2:18 AM] Ice: wha
[2:18 AM] Jimcloud: @wikia daddy trev you're missing out on Giovanni ordering martinis later
[2:18 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: Trev, you have to finish.
[2:19 AM] wikia daddy trev: I'm going to keep goig
[2:19 AM] Jimcloud: oh
[2:19 AM] on a break for now: Oh boy
[2:19 AM] Ice: why is Meganium taller then
[2:19 AM] Ice: literally takes 5 seconds of research
[2:19 AM] wikia daddy trev: "I think you're a rare candy" "I think you're a butt" I think you're fucking bullshit
[2:19 AM] on a break for now: Dinosaur vs Godzilla anyone?
[2:19 AM] Glacia_Barrett: I think you're off your meds
[2:19 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: This sheer unadultered salt is amazing.
[2:19 AM] on a break for now: I think the artist is off his meds
[2:20 AM] on a break for now: Is this run finished?
[2:20 AM] Jimcloud: no
[2:20 AM] Glacia_Barrett: gameplay's done, comic's stalled due to life
[2:21 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: Not even close?
[2:21 AM] Glacia_Barrett: it's been going for how long now? 6 years?
[2:21 AM] on a break for now: Guess that's a good thing
[2:21 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh this comic can fuck off, trying to make me care about mc bc elm was her father and he was actually a really good person
[2:21 AM] wikia daddy trev: if he was so good why the fuck did you kill him off in the prologue you dick
[2:21 AM] on a break for now: What
[2:21 AM] Ice: i'm ahead now
[2:21 AM] Ice: yay
[2:21 AM] wikia daddy trev: I would rather read an entire nuzlocke about elm the cuck tackling johto than I would read this night of the living bullshit mc
[2:21 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: ...Because prologues are for killing off good people?
[2:22 AM] Jimcloud: Elm isn't
[2:22 AM] Jimcloud: I'm crying
[2:22 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: I have like two run series planned, and one of them has the best person die in the prologue.
[2:22 AM] Ice: Why did the mc survive a Weavile cutting her open
[2:22 AM] Ice: looks
[2:22 AM] Ice: 7 times
[2:22 AM] Glacia_Barrett: Elm isn't dead you goof
[2:23 AM] Jimcloud: he's the guy with the eyepatch
[2:23 AM] wikia daddy trev: OH MY GOD FUCK THE FUCK OFF
[2:23 AM] Ice: and then she killed it with her bare hands because fuck you
[2:23 AM] wikia daddy trev: SHE TOOK A FUCK NIGHT SLLASH TO THE FUCKING FACE ARE YOU GOD DAMN KIDDING ME
[2:23 AM] wikia daddy trev: STOP SPOILING IT I WANT TO RAGE
[2:23 AM] wikia daddy trev: AND I WANT MY RAGE TO BE FOR EACH MOMENT AS IT HAPPENS
[2:23 AM] surfer treecko: it's been a while since I read this but this just makes me want to read it again
[2:23 AM] on a break for now: Hey Jim? How does one make a sentence bold?
[2:23 AM] Glacia_Barrett: personally I'm getting a little fucking sick of your rage
[2:23 AM] Ice: no ur going to die if you keep raging
[2:23 AM] Glacia_Barrett: fucking calm down
[2:23 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: ** on each side.
[2:23 AM] Glacia_Barrett: christ
[2:24 AM] on a break for now: Thanks
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh my fucking god this is absolutely god damn ridiculous
[2:24 AM] SadisticMystic: "Smeargle took a billion damage, Smeargle fainted" "oh, that's nothing a trip to the Pokemon Center can't patch right up"
[2:24 AM] on a break for now: Replace Smeargles with Human
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: she literally is bleeding from 11 cuts on her god damn body from weavile claws
[2:24 AM] Jimcloud: Honestly
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: and she's still
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: alive
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: I don't get it
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: I don't
[2:24 AM] Dustox: Okay, I'm going to step in here.
[2:24 AM] SadisticMystic: ask GLaDOS
[2:24 AM] on a break for now: Me neither
[2:24 AM] Dustox: Trev, you realize talking shit about someone's run is not allowed, right?
[2:24 AM] wikia daddy trev: oh no this is a great run
[2:25 AM] Dustox: Can we stop this now please?
[2:25 AM] wikia daddy trev: I can tone down the anger
[2:25 AM] Glacia_Barrett: any chance you could turn it off
[2:26 AM] on a break for now: Stop Reading?
[2:26 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: ...Trev has a chill button?
[2:26 AM] Dustox: If you want to talk about it, you can do so in #comic_zone . I think that's more appropriate than here.
[2:26 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: ...This is true.
[2:27 AM] on a break for now: unmutes comic zone
[2:27 AM] wikia daddy trev: it's okay, I can just write down my rage on notepad instead
[2:27 AM] Dustox: That's fine too. Thank you.
[2:27 AM] ZoroarkOfTheCovenant: Oh hey guess who was the second-to-last person to chat in #comic_zone!
[2:27 AM] Dustox: Yeah, I also was thinking that.
[2:28 AM] Dustox: I was wondering if Saber actually was seeing all this lol
[2:28 AM] on a break for now: Oh gods
[2:28 AM] Dustox: Though since it was a few hours ago, probs not but ohwell
[2:28 AM] Jimcloud: He'd find it hilarious tbh