/v/ the Musical - Capcom and the Cannucks

They said that Capcom had an awful plan,
On the advice of the great con man,
Oursourced the IPs from Japan,
So I'll tell you all the story,
‘bout Capcom and the Cannucks and their games

There was Dead Rising 2 that most had enjoyed,
DR3 left the fanbase annoyed,
The fourth game left them all unemployed,
Tell me, how bad is this one?,

Can’t you see Vancouver’s going under?
Turned the franchise into farce and blunder,
Angered fans, ruined the lore
Built a zombie game from a committee and board,

Play Dead Rising 4 and you will wonder,
Where are the psychos or the fuckin’ timer?
Or survivors for that matter?
So I'll tell you all the story,
'bout Capcom and the Cannucks and their games,

All the money that went into this game,
Nothing to show through all the shame
Nu-males and memes is their new claim to fame
Tell me, how bad is this one?

Can’t you see Vancouver’s going under?
Garbage sequels made the fanbase chunder
Screwed TJ out of his role
I wonder why they gave Canadians control?

They said that Capcom had an awful plan,
On the advice of the great con man,
Oursourced the IPs from Japan,
So I'll tell you all the story,
‘bout Capcom and the Cannucks
I said, I'll tell you all the story
'bout Capcom and the Cannucks
I said, I'll tell you the story
'bout Capcom and the Cannucks and their games