==If You Wanna Be Happy==

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

A journalist makes their user base  look small
And very often causes their downfall.
As soon as they trust them and
Then they starts to do
The things that will break their heart.

But if you get a neck-beard to talk to you,
He’ll give ya one hell of a shoe,
A neck-beard is easy to find,
and they’ll always give you better peace of mind.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

[Sax Solo]

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and talk to them anyway,
Though their face is ugly,
Their size too vast,
Take it from me they’re a better catch.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw you talking to the fatty the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, they were autistic as hell!
Yeah, their autistic but at least their honest.
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never trust a journalist in your life,
So from my personal point of view,
Get a neck-beard to talk to you.