Twitter Follow Rules

If you would like to follow me/me follow you, please follow my rules.

[ 1 ] Do NOT follow me first! I will decide if you fit my qualifications first.

[ 3 ] Please remember that I am under no obligation to follow you. If I don't like your handle, if I don't like your header, if I don't like your attitude, you won't be added. Deal with it.

[ 4 ] Type like you have an education. I don't need any of your, "HeY yAIL wUz Up!?". If you're going to type like that, don't even waste my time. Kthanksbye.

[ 5 ] Reply and tweet at least regularly. By regularly, I mean several times a week. Failure to do will result in you being blocked

[ 6 ] Understand that I have a LiFE outside of Twitter. I have many friends to hang out with, parties to go to, etc. If you don't like that, click the X. :)

[ 7 ] Do NOT steal my tweets. They are mine and mine alone. If you take my stuff, you have good taste; but it doesn't take skill to copy and paste. :P Losers.

[ 9 ] At least have something in common with me! Seriously. How else do you expect us to get along?!

[ 10 ] Do not steal my friends.

[ 11 ] Do not steal my pictures

[ 12 ] Do not steal my user info.

[ 13 ] Support Britney Spears.

[ 14 ] PROOF IS REQUIRED. I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE. WITHIN AN HOUR OF FOLLOWING ME, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO POST PROOF. IT CANNOT BE SOMETHING LIKE: "HERE'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE. I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS" THAT'S SO EFFING LAME AND UNORIGINAL. COME ON. IS THAT REALLY WHAT I MEAN TO YOU? YOU NEED TO BE MORE CREATIVE AND EXPRESSIVE. IF I DON'T LIKE YOUR PROOF, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. FAILURE TO SHOW PROOF WITHIN AN HOUR'S TIME WILL RESULT IN YOUR ASS BEING DELETED AND BLOCKED FROM MY TWITTER, AS WELL AS BEING REPORTED TO TWITTER FOR BEING FAKE. I DON'T SHOW PROOF. NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL. DEAL WITH IT, YOU STUPID FUCK.

[ 15 ] DO NOT LEAVE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR YOUR SOUNDCLOUD! IF I WANTED TO LISTEN, I WOULD GO OUT AND FIND IT ON MY OWN. YOUR MUSIC IS SHIT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL. SOUNDCLOUD IS A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF COMMUNITY WITH UGLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOTTEN HIT WITH THE UGLY STICK TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT. SO, PLEASE, GO PLAY WITH YOUR WINER. OR, BETTER YET, JUMP OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. THANKS SO MUCH!

[ 16 ] Reply to this pinned tweet. In your reply, please list 10 (ten) reasons why we should be friends.

[ 17 ] If you have a problem with any of these rules, one word: DiE.