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- Creedictator: have you ever had sex with a pharaoh
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: da fuq
- Creedictator: have you
- sauronthegreat: who hasn't
- lonewolf91: I haven't
- AlchemistDoge: .-.
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: damn pups kept me up all night
- K0ngs_Guardian: trollolololololololololo
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au5fic4IqEs
- AlchemistDoge: I 'pups' a code word for dicks?
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: no
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: i mean actual puppies
- Creedictator: hey demongirl
- Creedictator: are you cute
- Sywn: heyo
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: i dunno
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: why do you wanna know
- K0ngs_Guardian: cause hes a stalker
- lonewolf91: demongirl
- Creedictator: because i'm making a survey
- Creedictator: percentage of cute girls on kong
- Panticus: 0
- lonewolf91: So that survey makes counts by people's own opinions of themselves
- Panticus: :I
- lonewolf91: Just ask for pics
- Creedictator: well i would, but i don't wanna sound creepy
- Panticus: Demon lady, Creed wants a pic.
- Creedictator: it's all up to demon
- lonewolf91: But then that survey's percentage would be all ****ed up
- K0ngs_Guardian: true
- Panticus: Lone, how are you? :D
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: http://demongirlsayla.deviantart.com/ whatever dude
- lonewolf91: Alright I guess, Pant
- lonewolf91: And you?
- Panticus: :I totally cute...
- Creedictator: TOP KEK
- Creedictator: YOU'RE LIKE
- Creedictator: A ****ING
- Creedictator: LANDWHALE
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: XD
- K0ngs_Guardian: XD
- lonewolf91: Wow
- Creedictator: HOW DO YOU SLAY DEMONS?
- Creedictator: DO YOU SIT ON THEM?
- Creedictator: HAHAHAHA FATASS
- Panticus: I'm doing really well. How's your anxiety doing? Are you still alive?
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: lol
- lonewolf91: These people attacked you on first chance
- lonewolf91: I was extremely hesitant
- K0ngs_Guardian: lol Creed
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: that is hilarious
- lonewolf91: I wanted to but didn't want to sound like an asshole
- lonewolf91: And then these guys just pounced on you
- K0ngs_Guardian: suffocate demons suffocate
- K0ngs_Guardian: XD
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: just because i'm not all sucked up like a crack whore makes me a land whale? lol
- Panticus: She never said she slayed demons, where are you getting that from?
- K0ngs_Guardian: im just commenting on what Creed said
- Creedictator: no, demon, you're a landwhale because you're fat
- Creedictator: you're not average
- Creedictator: you're fat
- Creedictator: F A T
- lonewolf91: Anxiety? It comes and goes
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: i'm not fat i'm fluffy XD
- Panticus: Creed, she's calling every skinny girl a crack whore.
- sauronthegreat: no
- AlchemistDoge: f
- AlchemistDoge: a
- AlchemistDoge: t
- sauronthegreat: you are actually fat
- AlchemistDoge: i can spell that
- lonewolf91: Alive? I hope so
- Panticus: Sounds like a rational defense of eating too much.
- sauronthegreat: there is nothing wrong with fat people
- Panticus: Tha's good lone.
- sauronthegreat: it's just that some people don't find them attractive
- sauronthegreat: (see: sane people)
- Creedictator: i'm sure enough she wishes to be a crackwhore one day
- Creedictator: because damn
- Creedictator: she's fat
- Panticus: Hahaha
- Panticus: let's find her a dealer.
- K0ngs_Guardian: XD
- AlchemistDoge: < dealer
- lonewolf91: That must hurt huh, Dragon?
- DEMONGIRLSAYLA: hm?
- lonewolf91: My bad
- AlchemistDoge: < pimp doge
- lonewolf91: Demon
- lonewolf91: Not dragon
- sauronthegreat: anyways
- sauronthegreat: game of the year folks
- sauronthegreat: what is yours
- Masterchief350: Three mods at once?
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