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  1. Creedictator: have you ever had sex with a pharaoh
  2. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: da fuq
  3. Creedictator: have you
  4. sauronthegreat: who hasn't
  5. lonewolf91: I haven't
  6. AlchemistDoge: .-.
  7. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: damn pups kept me up all night
  8. K0ngs_Guardian: trollolololololololololo
  9. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au5fic4IqEs
  10. AlchemistDoge: I 'pups' a code word for dicks?
  11. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: no
  12. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: i mean actual puppies
  13. Creedictator: hey demongirl
  14. Creedictator: are you cute
  15. Sywn: heyo
  16. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: i dunno
  17. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: why do you wanna know
  18. K0ngs_Guardian: cause hes a stalker
  19. lonewolf91: demongirl
  20. Creedictator: because i'm making a survey
  21. Creedictator: percentage of cute girls on kong
  22. Panticus: 0
  23. lonewolf91: So that survey makes counts by people's own opinions of themselves
  24. Panticus: :I
  25. lonewolf91: Just ask for pics
  26. Creedictator: well i would, but i don't wanna sound creepy
  27. Panticus: Demon lady, Creed wants a pic.
  28. Creedictator: it's all up to demon
  29. lonewolf91: But then that survey's percentage would be all ****ed up
  30. K0ngs_Guardian: true
  31. Panticus: Lone, how are you? :D
  32. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: http://demongirlsayla.deviantart.com/ whatever dude
  33. lonewolf91: Alright I guess, Pant
  34. lonewolf91: And you?
  35. Panticus: :I totally cute...
  36. Creedictator: TOP KEK
  37. Creedictator: YOU'RE LIKE
  38. Creedictator: A ****ING
  39. Creedictator: LANDWHALE
  40. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: XD
  41. K0ngs_Guardian: XD
  42. lonewolf91: Wow
  43. Creedictator: HOW DO YOU SLAY DEMONS?
  44. Creedictator: DO YOU SIT ON THEM?
  45. Creedictator: HAHAHAHA FATASS
  46. Panticus: I'm doing really well. How's your anxiety doing? Are you still alive?
  47. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: lol
  48. lonewolf91: These people attacked you on first chance
  49. lonewolf91: I was extremely hesitant
  50. K0ngs_Guardian: lol Creed
  51. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: that is hilarious
  52. lonewolf91: I wanted to but didn't want to sound like an asshole
  53. lonewolf91: And then these guys just pounced on you
  54. K0ngs_Guardian: suffocate demons suffocate
  55. K0ngs_Guardian: XD
  56. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: just because i'm not all sucked up like a crack whore makes me a land whale? lol
  57. Panticus: She never said she slayed demons, where are you getting that from?
  58. K0ngs_Guardian: im just commenting on what Creed said
  59. Creedictator: no, demon, you're a landwhale because you're fat
  60. Creedictator: you're not average
  61. Creedictator: you're fat
  62. Creedictator: F A T
  63. lonewolf91: Anxiety? It comes and goes
  64. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: i'm not fat i'm fluffy XD
  65. Panticus: Creed, she's calling every skinny girl a crack whore.
  66. sauronthegreat: no
  67. AlchemistDoge: f
  68. AlchemistDoge: a
  69. AlchemistDoge: t
  70. sauronthegreat: you are actually fat
  71. AlchemistDoge: i can spell that
  72. lonewolf91: Alive? I hope so
  73. Panticus: Sounds like a rational defense of eating too much.
  74. sauronthegreat: there is nothing wrong with fat people
  75. Panticus: Tha's good lone.
  76. sauronthegreat: it's just that some people don't find them attractive
  77. sauronthegreat: (see: sane people)
  78. Creedictator: i'm sure enough she wishes to be a crackwhore one day
  79. Creedictator: because damn
  80. Creedictator: she's fat
  81. Panticus: Hahaha
  82. Panticus: let's find her a dealer.
  83. K0ngs_Guardian: XD
  84. AlchemistDoge: < dealer
  85. lonewolf91: That must hurt huh, Dragon?
  86. DEMONGIRLSAYLA: hm?
  87. lonewolf91: My bad
  88. AlchemistDoge: < pimp doge
  89. lonewolf91: Demon
  90. lonewolf91: Not dragon
  91. sauronthegreat: anyways
  92. sauronthegreat: game of the year folks
  93. sauronthegreat: what is yours
  94. Masterchief350: Three mods at once?
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