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  1. [20:39:28] <+Rarity> @fml
  2. [20:39:29] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
  3. [20:39:29] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 7,385 Deserved: 1,300 Comments: 207 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/
  4. [20:39:37] <HongMeiling> Typo, then.
  5. [20:39:41] <+Rarity> @fml
  6. [20:39:42] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML
  7. [20:39:42] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 45,328 Deserved: 8,135 Comments: 276 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/
  8. [20:39:48] <+Xd1358> wath
  9. [20:39:52] <+Rarity> LOLOLOL WUT
  10. [20:39:56] <HongMeiling> [[callsigns]]
  11. [20:39:56] <RougeTheBat> [WIKI]: http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/callsigns
  12. [20:39:57] <+Rarity> @fml
  13. [20:39:58] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML
  14. [20:39:59] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 9,531 Deserved: 51,008 Comments: 106 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/
  15. [20:40:09] <Pinkie_Pie> lmap
  16. [20:40:13] <Pinkie_Pie> *lmao
  17. [20:40:14] <+Rarity> @fml
  18. [20:40:15] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
  19. [20:40:16] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 10,435 Deserved: 784 Comments: 91 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  20. [20:40:30] * PandaElDiablo (4035c040@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.53.192.64) has joined #wikia-cod
  21. [20:40:42] <Pinkie_Pie> hai Panda
  22. [20:40:45] <+Rarity> @fml
  23. [20:40:46] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
  24. [20:40:46] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 8,280 Deserved: 33,133 Comments: 218 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  25. [20:40:51] <PandaElDiablo> o hai!
  26. [20:41:18] <HongMeiling> Fixed.
  27. [20:42:06] <+Rarity> @fml
  28. [20:42:08] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
  29. [20:42:08] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 7,734 Deserved: 48,571 Comments: 74 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  30. [20:42:32] <Pinkie_Pie> 18:41 Mw3‎ (diff | hist) . . (+108) . . 67.162.106.28 (Talk) (Created page with "Did you mean Modern Warfare 3? 300px Write the text of your article here!")
  31. [20:42:33] <+Xd1358> only five cheeseburgers?
  32. [20:42:35] <Pinkie_Pie> stupid anons
  33. [20:42:37] <+Rarity> @fml
  34. [20:42:38] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML
  35. [20:42:38] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 7,163 Deserved: 8,476 Comments: 28 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  36. [20:42:40] <+Xd1358> I ate 6 the other day
  37. [20:43:02] <PandaElDiablo> Anybody watch epic meal time?
  38. [20:43:03] <+Rarity> @fml
  39. [20:43:04] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
  40. [20:43:05] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 21,742 Deserved: 29,819 Comments: 94 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  41. [20:43:15] * BobTheZ (~BobNewbie@wikia/BobNewbie) Quit (Quit: Don't Answer The Door, Don't Leave The House, Don't Answer The Phone, But Most Of All, Don't SCREAM.)
  42. [20:43:18] <+Rarity> @fml
  43. [20:43:19] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
  44. [20:43:20] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 6,828 Deserved: 14,242 Comments: 46 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/money/
  45. [20:43:26] <+Xd1358> Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
  46. [20:43:38] <+Rarity> @fml
  47. [20:43:40] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
  48. [20:43:40] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 22,394 Deserved: 5,862 Comments: 148 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/love/
  49. [20:43:41] <RavensWing> What.
  50. [20:43:48] <+Rarity> @fml
  51. [20:43:49] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, and asked if it was true. She said yes, but only because she wanted to reject me in person. FML
  52. [20:43:49] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 23,963 Deserved: 1,280 Comments: 55 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/love/
  53. [20:43:54] <RavensWing> @fml
  54. [20:43:55] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!". I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I don't think I'm fat. FML
  55. [20:43:55] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 46,396 Deserved: 5,104 Comments: 108 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  56. [20:43:59] <+Joeytje50> Ditzy_Doo: please @set fml private
  57. [20:44:04] <+Rarity> @fml
  58. [20:44:05] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
  59. [20:44:06] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 30,547 Deserved: 3,078 Comments: 194 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  60. [20:44:11] <+Joeytje50> Away_Bloom
  61. [20:44:14] <+Xd1358> poor Joeytje50
  62. [20:44:14] <+Joeytje50> Poor Xd1358
  63. [20:44:16] <+Xd1358> poor Joeytje50
  64. [20:44:16] <+Joeytje50> Poor Xd1358
  65. [20:44:17] <+Rarity> LOL
  66. [20:44:18] <+Xd1358> @fml
  67. [20:44:20] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
  68. [20:44:20] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 9,389 Deserved: 545 Comments: 210 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  69. [20:44:21] <RavensWing> XD
  70. [20:44:30] <+Joeytje50> ok srsly stop
  71. [20:44:37] <+Rarity> !fml
  72. [20:44:46] <+Rarity> !fml
  73. [20:45:01] <+Rarity> [14:44] [TH]RuneScript *** [ FML ]: Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
  74. [20:45:03] <+Rarity> LOLOLOL
  75. [20:45:05] <+Rarity> !fml
  76. [20:45:16] <+Xd1358> ...
  77. [20:45:19] <+Xd1358> lmao
  78. [20:45:32] <+Rarity> *** [ FML ]: Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
  79. [20:45:39] <+Rarity> No college for you
  80. [20:45:45] <+Rarity> !fml
  81. [20:45:59] <+Rarity> !fml
  82. [20:46:05] <+Xd1358> lolololololol
  83. [20:46:13] <@Ditzy_Doo> HA HA! TIME FOR MINECRAFT
  84. [20:46:15] <+Rarity> !fml
  85. [20:46:19] <+Rarity> This is fun
  86. [20:46:30] <+Rarity> *** [ FML ]: Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML
  87. [20:46:31] <+Rarity> Wut
  88. [20:46:33] <+Rarity> lmao
  89. [20:46:35] <+Rarity> This is fun
  90. [20:46:39] <+Rarity> !fml
  91. [20:46:44] <Apple_Jack> Survival Mode looks awesome
  92. [20:46:50] <+Rarity> !fml
  93. [20:46:58] <+Rarity> poor RuneScript
  94. [20:47:06] <+Rarity> !fml
  95. [20:47:10] <Sunderland06> @fml
  96. [20:47:11] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
  97. [20:47:11] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 4,158 Deserved: 39,176 Comments: 175 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  98. [20:47:15] <Sunderland06> Failure.
  99. [20:47:17] <Sunderland06> :p
  100. [20:47:31] * Sp3c (~Sp3c@wikia/Sp3ctr3-130-Ki11er) has joined #wikia-cod
  101. [20:47:32] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Sp3c
  102. [20:47:37] <+Rarity> !fml
  103. [20:47:45] <+Xd1358> Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
  104. [20:47:47] <+Xd1358> lmfao
  105. [20:47:48] <+Xd1358> @fml
  106. [20:47:49] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
  107. [20:47:50] <Pierogi> Sp3c: Read my memo
  108. [20:47:50] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 6,087 Deserved: 17,396 Comments: 59 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/work/
  109. [20:47:55] <+Rarity> *** [ FML ]: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
  110. [20:47:56] <PandaElDiablo> !fml
  111. [20:47:58] <+Rarity> LOL
  112. [20:48:08] <+Rarity> @fml
  113. [20:48:09] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said "Look who finally decided to come to work." His response: "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML
  114. [20:48:09] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 2,475 Deserved: 8,789 Comments: 21 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/work/
  115. [20:48:28] <+Rarity> !fml
  116. [20:48:39] <+Rarity> !fml
  117. [20:48:42] <Squishee> @fml
  118. [20:48:43] <[TH]RuneScript> *** [ FML ]: Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
  119. [20:48:43] <[TH]RuneScript> Agree: 42,150 Deserved: 7,929 Comments: 77 URL: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/
  120. [20:48:47] <Squishee> pwned
  121. [20:49:01] <+Rarity> !fml
  122. [20:49:14] <+Rarity> *** [ FML ]: Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
  123. [20:49:17] <Pierogi> Can we like stop with this
  124. [20:49:20] <+Rarity> Sounds like N7
  125. [20:49:24] <+Xd1358> XD
  126. [20:49:25] <+Rarity> !fml
  127. [20:49:26] <Squishee> ^
  128. [20:49:35] <+Joeytje50> GUYS JUST STOP SPAMMING AND USE ! INSTEAD OF @
  129. [20:49:38] <+Joeytje50> K? :3
  130. [20:49:40] <+Rarity> !fml
  131. [20:49:45] <+Rarity> Thats what im doing
  132. [20:49:46] <+Rarity> Noob
  133. [20:49:47] <Squishee> !fml
  134. [20:49:53] <+Rarity> !fml
  135. [20:50:02] <+Joeytje50> I see enough @fmls in there
  136. [20:50:04] <+Rarity> !fml
  137. [20:50:14] <Squishee> !fml
  138. [20:50:18] <Pierogi> UMAD JOEY?
  139. [20:50:20] <Squishee> it likes me better
  140. [20:50:22] <Squishee> ^^
  141. [20:50:24] <+Rarity> !fml
  142. [20:50:30] <+Rarity> !fml
  143. [20:50:30] <+Joeytje50> btw
  144. [20:50:33] <RavensWing> *sigh*
  145. [20:50:39] <+Joeytje50> could you just stop spamming at all
  146. [20:50:43] <+Sp3c> Pierogi: I have it too btw
  147. [20:50:45] <+Rarity> !fml
  148. [20:50:50] <+Joeytje50> repeating !fml everytime is also spam
  149. [20:50:53] <+Joeytje50> No spamming. Something will be considered spam if it is repeated several times. Also, if a user is entering random and meaningless stuff, that is also considered spam.
  150. [20:50:58] <+Joeytje50> Something will be considered spam if it is repeated several times.
  151. [20:51:00] <+Rarity> !fml
  152. [20:51:04] <+Sp3c> Rarity: stfu
  153. [20:51:05] <+Rarity> This is funny as hell lmao
  154. [20:51:06] <+Sp3c> DX
  155. [20:51:09] <Pierogi> Rarity: You know you can do it in a PM with Runescript too, right?
  156. [20:51:11] <+Rarity> *** [ FML ]: Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML
  157. [20:51:13] <+Sp3c> DO IT IN PM
  158. [20:51:15] <+Joeytje50> you have said !fml over 9000 times already, Rarity, so you are in fact spamming
  159. [20:51:18] <+Rarity> PM's are overrated
  160. [20:51:20] <+Joeytje50> PM runescript
  161. [20:51:23] <+Rarity> Fine, i'll stop
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