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- >go to buy 10 new fluffy ponies from the pet store
- >clerk gives you weird looks, asks you why you need so many
- >"I. . . am conducting a study on how they react in various situations
- >actually, that's not a total lie
- >you can tell the clerk doesn't give a shit anyway
- >he takes your money and hands you 2 squealing and shaking boxes
- >these have the fluffies in them, dumbass
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- >when you get home, you rip open the first with a box cutter
- >you hear a loud "Owchies!"
- >evidently, you cut one of them while opening the box
- >looking inside the box, you see that an orange Pegasus fluffy is bleeding all over the others from its side
- >the other fluffies in the box are just saying something about "Why new fwiend making boo-boo juice?"
- >actually, this could work
- >you dump the contents of the boxes on the floor, taking care not to cut anyone else in the second box
- >they move around a bit, mumbling and bumping in to each other
- >the bloody one starts running around crying
- >he falls over
- >the others gather around him, now they're mumbling & crying too
- >its time to do this
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- >you take the box cutter and slash the bleeding fluffy's wing
- >he screams
- >the others scream
- >actually, nobody gets any ice cream, but the bloody pony starts running around the room
- >he's getting blood all over your rug
- >finally, he slams into a wall
- >he seems to be bleeding out, when suddenly, before you can get to him, the other fluffies do
- >oddly enough, they start licking him!
- >forget his wound, you get your thick notebook and start writing down the situation
- >the lickers are saying "make fwiend happy!"
- >they're not really helping him, if anything he's bleeding more
- >they really are stupid
- >finally, the pegasus goes unconscious
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- >"why fwiend take nappy!?"
- >you take the dying fluff ball, slip a noose around his neck, and hang him up on a hook on your wall
- >he wakes up, and starts gasping for air
- >when you hung him up, the others finally noticed you
- >"halp! big munster put new fwiend on the wall!"
- >the now red fluffy on your wall gives one last rasping breath and then goes limp
- >the others start sobbing
- >they're really bawling
- >luckily you prepared for this
- >you run and grab a bag of fluffy food
- >surprisingly, they still seem to care more about their dead "fwiend" than the food
- >Everyone always told you they had bad short term memories
- >when you toss the fluffy food at them, they finally look away from the corpse
- >finally a blue regular one tries one of the marshmallow-like food things
- >"Is yummy!"
- >the others try some
- >"Good nummies! Good Nummies!"
- >they cluster around your legs, saying "New Fwiend! New Fwiend!"
- >come to think of it, they do have shitty short term memories after all
- >you pack them up in their boxes for the night, trying to get some of the blood off of them
- >you spend half of your night cleaning blood and food off your rug
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