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- >Cheese Sandwich's cheesey sense was a-tinging
- >there was a party to be held
- >Cheese could tell that it was a sort of arrival party
- >this was strange, because arrival parties were for towns, and Cheese lived on the road
- >even stranger was that it was in a town in which he knew there was a resident party pony whose skills were on par with his own
- >this party was to be in Ponyville
- >no matter the strangeness regarding the sense, it had to be followed
- >Cheese Sandwich would head for Ponyville right away
- >somebody named… Femanon?
- >whatever
- >she was due for Cheese Sandwich's first welcoming party
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- >Femanon wandered the streets of this strange city in this strange new world
- >funny, one night she fell asleep, the next morning she was surrounded by magic horses
- >ponies
- >whatever
- >they really were a nice bunch, though
- >the pink one, Pinkie Pie, had worked out rather quickly that if you were new to Ponyville, then she didn't know anyone , and if she didn't know anyone, then she must not have any friends, and if she didn't have any friends, then she must be lonely
- >not like Femanon hasd any close friends back home though
- >but it was so nice of that pony to offer to throw a "WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA FROM HAIRLESS APE LAND" party
- >a voice from behind brought Equestria's only human out of her thoughts
- >"Woah! You must be Femanon! My cheesey sense told me you'd be… unique."
- >Femanon was taken aback by the stallion's sudden intrusion
- >"Funny, I thought everyone in the whole town knew about the creature in Ponyville"
- >"Not from around here, girl. Say, did a Pinkie Pie offer to throw you a welcome party already?"
- >"Uh, yeah, how–"
- >but the mysterious Cheese Sandwich was already galloping off to Sugarcube Corner
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- >Pinkie Pie made an exhasperated facial expression
- >"Yeah, but I can't seem to do anything to make her smile!"
- >Cheese friwned at this
- >Pinkie's princess friend piped up
- >"Pinkie, it's not your fault. Remember that she's just been taken away from everything she's ever known and been placed indefinitely in a world of strange creatures. Of course she's gonna be unhappy for a little while."
- >Cheese Sandwich turned his gaze to Pinkie Pie
- >"Ms. Pie, it's good indeed that I've been brought here. Together we can throw a party that'll put a smile on that strange creature's face for sure."
- >"You really think so?"
- >"Oh, I don't think so."
- >Cheese paused
- >this was his favorite dramatic effect
- >"I know so!"
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- >"Left a little more!"
- >Cheese Sandwich, hanging by the waist from a rope, obliged Pinkie's command by shifting the sign slightly to the left
- >"Perfect!"
- >Femanon appeared on the scene
- >she really didn't have much to say, she just stared in awe at the amount of work going into this party for her benefit
- >Cheese couldn't resist calling out to her from his rope
- >"How's it looking so far?"
- >the human snapped her gaze in the direction of the party stallion
- >"Oh, it's great!"
- >the party ponies shared a look of excitement and then grinned back at Femanon
- >Femanon averted her gaze and scratched the back of her head
- >"I'll uh, see you around! Uh, thanks!"
- >the tall biped took long strides away in the direction of Twilight's house where she was staying
- >Cheese couldn't help but stare as she went
- >that is, until the rope snapped
- >"I'm fine."
- >"Aaare you?"
- >Cheese Sandwich took on a puzzled expression
- >"Yeah… It was only a short fall."
- >Pinkie Pie nudged his chest
- >"Not that, silly. She toooootally likes you! And you tooooootally like her!"
- >Cheese took a few steps back
- >"Wait, what? Pinkie, I don't think that's–"
- >Pinkie Pie took on an air of pretend haughtiness
- >"My dear, Cheese Sandwich! I am a mare! I have an eye for sort of thing!"
- >Twilight appeared out of thin air, and Cheese jumped a bit
- >"Mutual liking: the psychological principle by which the more nice things you do for someone, the more they'll be attracted to you."
- >Pinkie jumped up and down
- >"Ooh! It's time to make this a "WELCOME TO PONYVILLE FROM HAIRLESS APE LAND AND CONGRATULATIONS ON FINDING YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY!" party!"
- >the enthused pink pony ran off
- >Cheese followed in pursuit
- >"Pinkie! Wait!"
- >"Wait! Pinkie!"
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- >the party was magnificent
- >Cheese had even convinced Pinkie not to include the CONGRATULATIONS ON FINDING YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY part on the banner
- >Cheese Sandwich sat in the shade of a tree with Boneless 2, watching the revelry before he vanished again into rhe Equestrian wilderness
- >but he couldn't leave yet
- >he hadn't seen the guest of honor having a good time yet
- >where was she?
- >confounded, Cheese Sandwich got up and walked around the party, looking for the human that should have stuck out from the equine crowd like a sore thumb
- >he came across Femanon sitting under a tree, head buried in her hands
- >Cheese stood there, confused
- >why wasn't she interacting?
- >the whole point of this party was to get Femanon to make some friends, after all
- >Cheese felt a hoof on his neck, and heard Pinkie Pie's voice in his ear
- >"This is for your own good."
- >Cheese Sandwich found himself shoved in front of the unusual creature, who looked up at him
- >Cheese put on a nervous grin
- >he may have been a premier party pony, but personal conversation was not a strong point of a pony who lived alone on the road
- >"Um, hey."
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- >morning
- >the party was over
- >she knew what she wanted
- >she wanted to travel this new country with Cheese Sandwich
- >Cheese, whose only friend had been a rubber chicken, couldn't have accepted this offer more heartily
- >and so they went off
- >wherever the cheesey sense took them
- >together
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