American Nightmares (2018) EN

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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And get your rights
back?

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Or are we just supposed to slink
off into

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some dustbin of world history?

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All right, remote
utility clients engaged.

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Yeah, laptops and cameras
enslaved.

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Remote access tools have gotta
be the most awesome invention

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since blackmail itself.

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That's right baby, twerk that
ass!

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Yes!

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Ooh!

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Big tit MILF who knows how to
cook.

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I might need to find out
where she lives and propose.

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I bet she'll pay big bucks
to squash this video.

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Ooh, yes sir.

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You think she'll be a
grand?

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Two, at least.

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Whoa.

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Whoa, whoa.

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What's happening?

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Something up with your feeds?

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I don't know.

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That's weird.

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I'm getting a
lot of old-school static.

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Oh.

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Whoa, wait, something's comin'
through.

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Can you get rid of it?

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Yeah, just watch me.

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It looks like
you got your creep back on.

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Told you.

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They don't know who they're
messing with.

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Perverts.

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You fuckin' kidding me?

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It feels like
he's laughing at you.

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Hello, my dark princess.

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Have you collected this year's
evidence

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of man's sins and follies?

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But of course.

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I can't get rid of him.

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Let me see.

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I can't find
an IP address or anything.

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The guy's a ghost.

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Weird.

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Ah.

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I can't believe you
got hacked.

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I know, it's crazy.

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Romance, and the search for
perfection,

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can sometime be called
at odds with each other.

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This story is called Mates.

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Every time I delete Reggie's
email,

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he just starts up a new account,
and then,

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the hate letters start

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all over again.

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One day he says he still loves
me,

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and the next day, he's
threatening to kill me.

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You don't return my calls,
bitch.

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Why the fuck you don't
return my calls, bitch?

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Why the fuck...

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I've tried to tell him

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that we're not meant for each
other,

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we're not supposed to be
together,

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but he's not listening.

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Well that's because psychos
don't listen to anybody.

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I mean, you only dated him for
six months

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before he started to hit you.

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He done lost his damn mind.

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You should write an article
about what an asshole he is.

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I just want to find a good
man.

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How hard is that?

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I mean, why does it have
to be so freakin' hard?

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Aww, honey.

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It's the law of supply and
demand.

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The supply is low and...

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They think we're too demanding.

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Yeah, and it seems like
every freaking date I go on

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is a disaster.

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I would try going lesbian,
but I like dick too much.

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I have a certified delivery
for Miss Sha-nicka Williams?

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It's Shanicka.

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Thank you.

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Here's to the dick.

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Here's to the dick.

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And lots of it.

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What is this?

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"Congratulations, you've
just been given a free trial

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"for the most effective
dating service in the world."

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"Find your perfect mate
at perfectmates.me.

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"In your own words,
describe your perfect man."

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Oh yeah, he's got to have that
too.

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Shanicka?

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Uh, yeah.

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You must be Jaylon.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Mind if I sit?

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Sure, of course.

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I...

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Sorry.

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You'll have to excuse me
if I seem a little nervous.

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I didn't expect you to be this
beautiful.

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Thank you.

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I wrote poetry in college,

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but it's hard to get anybody to
read it.

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Really?

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- Yeah.
- I love poetry.

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I do, yeah.

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I love, uh, Giovanni, Angelou.

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"The caged bird sings
with a frightful trill,

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"of things unknown...

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"But longed for still."

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Mmm.

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I love that.

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I'd love to read your work
some time.

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Of course.

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So the Englishman, he's
laying down on the ground.

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He looks up, he says,

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"Well, I rang the doorbell,
didn't I?"

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What's your favorite wine?

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French cabernet.

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Mmm.

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But I'll drink anything red.

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Except California merlot, it's
too sweet.

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I bet it's not as sweet as you
are.

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I just got some new coffee
from Jamaica.

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Would you like to come back
to my place and try it?

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Oh, I, uh, I wouldn't
want to be presumptuous.

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That's good, 'cause I
like to take things slow.

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Oh, yes!

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That's it!

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Yeah!

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Hit that shit, oh!

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Oh yeah, right there!

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Oh, oh, oh, oh God!

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Shanicka?

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Yes?

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I have to tell you something.

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Let me guess, you have to
leave

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because you have a meeting
early in the morning.

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No.

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No, wait, you...

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You're married, right?

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No.

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Okay, what?

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You lost a job, what is it?

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No.

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I just wanted to tell you that
that was...

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That was the best sex I've ever
had.

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You're not married?

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No.

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Does this finger look like
it's been wearing a ring?

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But I am still fired up.

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If you, uh, wanna go again?

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Shanicka?

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Yes?

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I think I'm...

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You're what?

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Jaylon?

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Jaylon, what's wrong?

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Jaylon, say something!

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Jaylon?

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Your free trial is
over.

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Your free trial is over.

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Your free trial is over.

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Your free trial is over.

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- What the fuck?
- Your free trial is over.

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Your free trial is over.

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Open the door.

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- Reggie?
- Open the door.

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Reggie?

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What are you doing here?

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Where's it at, you stupid ass
bitch?

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What?

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I saw your black, crusty
ass come back here with it.

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With what?

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The fucking robot, Shanicka!

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What, you-you stupid now, huh?

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Listen, who do you think sent
you the free gift certificates

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to perfectmates.me?

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Hmm?

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Think about it.

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Let it ponder, let it simmer
in your soul real quick.

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It was me.

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The fuck, it was me!

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Why would you do something
like that?

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I'm Reggie, baby.

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Reggie, that's what Reggie do.

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I do shit like that to
prove shit to your dumb ass

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to teach you a lesson.

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You know why?

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Because you always
criticizin' people, baby.

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You know what I'm sayin'?

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You always tryin' to find
somebody

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that fits everything on
your perfect man list.

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"You not this.

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"Oh, you don't have that."

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Bitch, please.

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Don't call me a bitch.

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As a matter of fact, I want
you to leave now, Reggie.

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Bi-tch.

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I'm tryin' to make a point to
you

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that there's no such
thing as a perfect man.

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Take your weave off, it's too
tight, huh?

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And if you can't find
your own perfect man,

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you gotta rent a goddamn robot.

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That's as perfect as it's gonna
get.

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So you, knowin' you, you
could program him up,

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and do whatever you want.

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That's you, that's what the fuck
I did.

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Oh, you got jokes now, huh?

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Hold on now, hold on.

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Wait a second.

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- For what?
- Come here.

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- No.
- Shh, come here.

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No.

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- Bring your ass here.
- Get your hands off of me.

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Stop!

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Get off of me!

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You gotta be fucking kidding
me, right?

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Are you serious right now?

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Did you actually really screw
that thing?

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Bitch!

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Who the fuck you think
you talkin' to, huh?

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Who the fuck you think you
talkin' to?

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I can't stand these hos!

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'Cause I'm sick of yo ass!

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You ain't sayin' shit now, huh?

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I got somethin' for yo
motherfuckin' ass.

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Fuck!

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You talk like a man, you get
yo ass beat like a man, bitch!

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Oh shit, I need my credit
card!

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You got lots
of bones today, huh?

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Oh, 'cause all day you fucked
him, huh?

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Oh, now the bitch gotta get
tied to this motherfucker.

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Damn it!

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Oh you fuckin', you
got lots of bones today,

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now you got fucked!

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So, so, this what the fuck you
want, huh?

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A giant vibrator with a face.

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You can have this shit, man.

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This motherfucker!

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This what you want, huh?

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This what you want?

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Oh!

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No!

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No!

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Stop it, no!

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Stop it, no!

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Talk that shit now!

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What the fuck did you say?

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Oh, you can't breathe,
motherfucker?

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Huh?

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I'm about to send yo ass to
hell, bitch!

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Let her go.

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Man, kiss my ass, man.

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Who the hell you think you are,
huh?

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Captain Save-A-Bitch, huh?

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Do you hear me, motherfu...

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Shit, nigga!

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What the fuck?

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Come on, man!

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This is a bitch!

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Kick his ass for me, baby!

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Oh, shut up, bitch!

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I'm gonna show this shit...

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Motherfucker!

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Fuck you!

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Oh my God!

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The bullet must have
ricocheted.

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You're entitled to a full
refund if you want it.

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No, no, no, no, you don't,

270
00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:58,122
you don't have to apologize for
anything.

271
00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:00,789
You were worth every cent.

272
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,658
You really are the perfect man.

273
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,665
I guess I'll clean this up
then?

274
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:11,135
Yeah.

275
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:24,246
- Did you see that, dude?
- Yeah.

276
00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:28,315
Gives a whole new meaning
to the term robotic love.

277
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:29,251
Doesn't it?

278
00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,651
Wow!

279
00:16:30,653 --> 00:16:32,090
I love stuff like that.

280
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,190
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

281
00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:37,361
I love these tattooed titties
even more.

282
00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:41,829
Get ready to pay me, girl.

283
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:44,733
That's weird, man.

284
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:48,335
They just took over my screens
too.

285
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,806
It's like he's
forcing us to watch it.

286
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,441
Ah.

287
00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:57,112
This story involves our justice
system.

288
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,118
Well...

289
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,487
There's nothing more
frightening than that.

290
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:07,322
We call this The Prosecutor.

291
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,394
What should we do?

292
00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:16,097
Let's just watch
it and see what happens.

293
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:19,267
The defendant, Floyd
Johnson, wants you to believe

294
00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:20,669
that on the fateful night in
question,

295
00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:23,404
he was home alone, passed out
drunk.

296
00:17:23,406 --> 00:17:27,843
We have an eyewitness that
saw Floyd Johnson leaving

297
00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:31,278
where the murder happened
moments after those gunshots.

298
00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:34,748
Floyd Johnson destroyed
the lives of his family

299
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,552
by murdering them in cold blood,

300
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,888
leaving a seven year old boy,

301
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:42,423
a nine year old girl, and a
beautiful wife

302
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:45,227
laying in crimson pools in their
own home.

303
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,461
They are screaming out from
their grave...

304
00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:50,632
That you must bring this man

305
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,401
to justice, and find him guilty
of murder.

306
00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,240
And with that speech, Country
Prosecutor Raymond Moreland

307
00:17:59,242 --> 00:18:01,442
secured the conviction of Floyd
Johnson,

308
00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:04,712
and made himself a statewide
celebrity.

309
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:08,182
Now, after four years as
Texas Attorney General,

310
00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:11,686
Moreland has just announced
his candidacy for Governor.

311
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:14,288
Mr. Moreland, thank you for
joining us this evening.

312
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,457
Thank you Chris, good
evening, I'm very happy

313
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,459
- to be here tonight.
- That's um,

314
00:18:17,461 --> 00:18:19,260
that's some decent coverage,
buddy.

315
00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:20,228
- Look at that.
- And,

316
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,328
I'm very proud of the fact

317
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,899
that I've sent more depraved
criminals to death row

318
00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:26,535
than any other prosecutor in the
history

319
00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:27,835
of the great state of Texas.

320
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,403
Can I get your autograph?

321
00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:32,740
Wouldn't life imprisonment
accomplish the same thing?

322
00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,209
Exodus 21:24,

323
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:36,878
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for
a tooth."

324
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,447
I'm very happy to be doing God's
work.

325
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:42,383
Will you be attending the
execution of Floyd Johnson?

326
00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:43,451
I will not.

327
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:47,588
I will be at home spending
long overdue family time

328
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:51,892
with my wife and my beautiful
children, John and Missy.

329
00:18:51,894 --> 00:18:53,428
Thank you for
joining us, Mr. Moreland.

330
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,595
Good luck with your campaign.

331
00:18:54,597 --> 00:18:55,564
- Matthews!
- What?

332
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:56,463
What the hell do you think
you're doing?

333
00:18:56,465 --> 00:18:57,332
Nothing!

334
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,667
Stop creeping around!

335
00:18:58,669 --> 00:18:59,735
Weirdo!

336
00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:02,536
I'm not creeping around,
and get back to rounds!

337
00:19:02,538 --> 00:19:03,740
You big doofus.

338
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:05,909
Hey, Floyd.

339
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,642
Sorry about that, man.

340
00:19:08,644 --> 00:19:10,812
He's a bit of an asshole
sometimes, huh?

341
00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:12,150
Don't worry about it.

342
00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:21,323
All right, I'm
looking at the poll numbers

343
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:22,391
coming out of Dallas-Fort Worth,

344
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:24,558
and it looks like you're
up five points right now.

345
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,628
That poll showing Dallas-Forth
Worth.

346
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,396
What did we do in West
Texas, Odessa, Uvalde?

347
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:32,366
West Texas, lookin' like
we're up around three right now

348
00:19:32,368 --> 00:19:33,200
so we probably need to spend

349
00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:34,135
a little bit more time over
there.

350
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:36,805
- We're up three?
- Yeah, we're up three.

351
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:38,773
- Permian Basin, all...
- Up.

352
00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:40,475
- That's fantastic.
- Yeah.

353
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,684
Mr. Moreland, I have to
talk to you right away.

354
00:19:49,286 --> 00:19:51,318
Okay, okay, about what?

355
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,386
I've been calling you and
writing you

356
00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:54,322
and you haven't answered me.

357
00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:55,824
What can I do for you?

358
00:19:55,826 --> 00:19:58,563
You already know, we
have to stop the execution.

359
00:19:59,496 --> 00:20:01,028
I told you, that man
I saw on TV last year,

360
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,797
the one that they arrested for
the home invasion robberies.

361
00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:04,665
Chester Pinkett?

362
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,534
- Yes!
- Yeah.

363
00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:07,268
As soon as they put his face
on TV,

364
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,636
I realized he's the one that I
saw

365
00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:10,639
coming out of the Johnson house.

366
00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:12,707
We've made a terrible
mistake, we both have,

367
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,308
but it's not too late
for us to correct it!

368
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,576
Who else have you told about
this?

369
00:20:15,578 --> 00:20:16,245
- What?
- Your husband?

370
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,711
Have you told your husband?

371
00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:18,580
No.

372
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:20,318
You haven't told your husband,
why not?

373
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:23,520
You know why.

374
00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:26,086
That's right, I do.

375
00:20:26,088 --> 00:20:28,323
'Cause your husband was
accused of terrible things,

376
00:20:28,325 --> 00:20:29,923
and I made those things go away.

377
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:31,558
You know they weren't true.

378
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,961
It was his ex-wife out for
revenge.

379
00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:36,430
Says you, but the
things he was accused of,

380
00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:38,866
they destroy families.

381
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:41,303
And you never know when those
things come roaring back,

382
00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:41,972
and they come...

383
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,774
Roaring back.

384
00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:47,642
And you never know what could
spring it,

385
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:49,779
it could be just one phone call.

386
00:20:50,946 --> 00:20:52,382
You bastard...

387
00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:56,253
Don't you ever show
your face here again.

388
00:20:57,621 --> 00:20:58,689
It's not good for you.

389
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,525
You're disgusting.

390
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,663
Make sure she gets
right home.

391
00:21:07,998 --> 00:21:10,097
The Lord is my shepherd.

392
00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:11,434
I shall not want.

393
00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:14,872
He maketh me lie down in green
pastures.

394
00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:18,373
He leadeth me beside still
waters.

395
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,410
He restoreth my soul.

396
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:22,544
He leadeth me in the
paths of righteousness

397
00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:23,547
for his name's sake.

398
00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:27,415
How come you didn't go
see

399
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,718
that bad man die tonight, Daddy?

400
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,853
Missy, I didn't go
because my job's completed.

401
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,555
I would rather be with Mom and
you kids

402
00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:35,824
than go to some execution.

403
00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,359
Yea, though I walk through the
valley

404
00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:39,494
of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,

405
00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:41,129
for thou art with me.

406
00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:43,465
Thy rod and thy staff shall
comfort me.

407
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:47,134
My friend said you were
gonna pull the switch

408
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:48,702
all by yourself.

409
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:50,037
Hey, you two hush.

410
00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,806
This is not proper dinner
conversation.

411
00:21:52,808 --> 00:21:55,479
And I will dwell in the
house of the Lord forever.

412
00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,715
Now both of you, just
eat your vegetables.

413
00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,587
Hey, I told you never
to call me at dinner.

414
00:22:06,589 --> 00:22:07,555
This is family time.

415
00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:08,555
It's important to Betty and I...

416
00:22:08,557 --> 00:22:11,092
Sir, I got
a call from the prison.

417
00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:12,960
Floyd Johnson escaped.

418
00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:14,595
What?

419
00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:15,462
Oh...

420
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:16,797
Hold on.

421
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:17,699
What are you talking about?

422
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:18,566
That's impossible.

423
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,933
They think he had help from a
guard

424
00:22:19,935 --> 00:22:21,702
and-and maybe one other prison
employee...

425
00:22:21,704 --> 00:22:23,171
- Your fault, guys.
- There's a manhunt on.

426
00:22:23,173 --> 00:22:24,572
How long ago did he escape?

427
00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:25,405
I-I don't know.

428
00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:26,408
What do you mean you don't
know?

429
00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:27,077
Find out, you idiot!

430
00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:28,977
Right now, call the
police and get a squad car

431
00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:32,013
sent to my house to protect my
family.

432
00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:33,280
Absolutely, sir.

433
00:22:33,282 --> 00:22:34,815
I'll tell them to send a squad
car over...

434
00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:36,651
Hey, hello, hello?

435
00:22:36,653 --> 00:22:38,719
Hello, are you there?

436
00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:39,888
God...

437
00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,892
Uh, love, I'm gonna be right
back, okay?

438
00:22:56,472 --> 00:22:59,774
Betty, did you turn out the
lights?

439
00:22:59,776 --> 00:23:00,644
Guys?

440
00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:17,660
Betty?

441
00:23:33,076 --> 00:23:34,077
Missy, John?

442
00:23:41,585 --> 00:23:44,552
Floyd Johnson, what have
you done to my family?

443
00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:49,490
Floyd!

444
00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:50,691
Floyd!

445
00:23:50,693 --> 00:23:51,959
Where are my wife and kids?

446
00:23:51,961 --> 00:23:55,028
Floyd, look, you think you got a
raw deal,

447
00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:56,800
I get that, I do, okay?

448
00:23:59,702 --> 00:24:01,538
Floyd, tell me where my family
is!

449
00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:04,072
And then, yeah, then, you and I,

450
00:24:04,074 --> 00:24:06,908
we can talk about you getting a
retrial.

451
00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:08,242
A retrial, Floyd!

452
00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:09,112
You hear me?

453
00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:13,113
I heard you.

454
00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:27,128
If you hurt
my wife or my kids,

455
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:30,134
I will kill you, you son of a
bitch!

456
00:25:01,698 --> 00:25:03,064
Daddy, Daddy!

457
00:25:19,883 --> 00:25:20,750
Floyd?

458
00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:25,556
You ready?

459
00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:27,957
Yes.

460
00:26:03,093 --> 00:26:05,793
What are you idiots doing?

461
00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:06,661
What are you doing?

462
00:26:06,663 --> 00:26:07,796
Floyd Johnson did this!

463
00:26:07,798 --> 00:26:09,764
You guys are idiots, Floyd
Johnson killed my family,

464
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,231
you should be out tracking him
down!

465
00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:12,633
Get him, Goddamn it!

466
00:26:12,635 --> 00:26:14,201
And uncuff me!

467
00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:16,304
I can have all of you
out of work tomorrow!

468
00:26:16,306 --> 00:26:17,805
I'm gonna be Governor
of the state of Texas.

469
00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:19,673
The great state of Texas
won't have you in it!

470
00:26:19,675 --> 00:26:21,875
Why aren't you even listening to
me?

471
00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:22,876
Sir...

472
00:26:22,878 --> 00:26:23,746
Hi.

473
00:26:25,414 --> 00:26:26,547
What happened?

474
00:26:26,549 --> 00:26:28,315
What do you mean what
happened? It was Floyd Johnson.

475
00:26:28,317 --> 00:26:30,218
Floyd Johnson came in
here, the lights were out,

476
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,687
he killed my family,
and he almost killed me!

477
00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:34,689
Sir, I don't
understand.

478
00:26:34,691 --> 00:26:35,757
You-you don't understand?

479
00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:36,924
You're the one that called me

480
00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:39,126
and told me he got out of
jail, he escaped from jail.

481
00:26:39,128 --> 00:26:39,827
You-you called me.

482
00:26:39,829 --> 00:26:41,863
I didn't call you.

483
00:26:41,865 --> 00:26:43,430
It-it was less than an hour
ago.

484
00:26:43,432 --> 00:26:45,732
You called me and you-you
said he escaped from jail.

485
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:46,700
I was having dinner with my
family.

486
00:26:46,702 --> 00:26:48,969
Floyd Johnson was
executed a half hour ago

487
00:26:48,971 --> 00:26:50,074
by lethal injection.

488
00:26:51,307 --> 00:26:52,340
That's impossible.

489
00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:54,142
That's impossible, 'cause
he killed my family.

490
00:26:54,144 --> 00:26:55,442
He killed my family,
Floyd Johnson was here.

491
00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:56,744
Look, look, he shot me.

492
00:26:56,746 --> 00:26:57,711
- Sir...
- He...

493
00:26:57,713 --> 00:26:59,113
- Sir...
- Sir, my ass!

494
00:26:59,115 --> 00:27:00,314
Floyd Johnson was right here!

495
00:27:00,316 --> 00:27:02,150
He killed my family!

496
00:27:02,152 --> 00:27:03,250
Don't look at me like that.

497
00:27:03,252 --> 00:27:04,951
I was shot, there was blood,

498
00:27:04,953 --> 00:27:07,154
and, I'm innocent.

499
00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:08,823
You know I'm innocent.

500
00:27:08,825 --> 00:27:12,893
Guys like me aren't guilty, I'm
innocent!

501
00:27:12,895 --> 00:27:14,261
I'm innocent!

502
00:27:19,836 --> 00:27:20,703
Please!

503
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:23,938
John?

504
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:24,805
Johnson?

505
00:27:24,807 --> 00:27:26,873
You did this to me, you son of a
bitch!

506
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:27,845
He did thi...

507
00:27:28,811 --> 00:27:30,978
You're not...

508
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,145
Hey, no!

509
00:27:32,147 --> 00:27:33,113
No, no, no!

510
00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:33,914
No!

511
00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,949
No, please!

512
00:27:35,951 --> 00:27:36,918
Please!

513
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,385
Please!

514
00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:39,319
No!

515
00:27:39,321 --> 00:27:40,189
No!

516
00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,494
He thought justice would be
delivered

517
00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:48,930
to the low and undesirable,

518
00:27:48,932 --> 00:27:51,199
but was sadly mistaken.

519
00:27:57,773 --> 00:27:59,006
What is she,
talking some voodoo?

520
00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:01,843
Don't we have some like,
translator software or something?

521
00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:02,977
Huh...

522
00:28:02,979 --> 00:28:03,846
Ah.

523
00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:11,354
This symbol of treason brings to
mind

524
00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:17,824
a story entitled White Flight.

525
00:28:41,217 --> 00:28:42,315
Tommy Deuchet?

526
00:28:42,317 --> 00:28:42,984
It's Thomas.

527
00:28:42,986 --> 00:28:44,488
And mister to you, Chinaman.

528
00:28:45,488 --> 00:28:47,421
Actually, Polynesian.

529
00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:48,288
Oh!

530
00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:49,390
Poly-nese!

531
00:28:49,392 --> 00:28:52,559
Oh, Japy-nese, Chi-nese.

532
00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:54,295
Don't matter, you all
need to get on your knees

533
00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,264
and thank the Lord you're
even alive in this country.

534
00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:57,500
What the hell do you want?

535
00:28:58,401 --> 00:28:59,467
Delivery.

536
00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:00,934
Oh shit, finally.

537
00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:03,036
Hey Molly, it's here!

538
00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:04,939
Can I have you
sign here?

539
00:29:04,941 --> 00:29:05,808
Mm-hmm.

540
00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:10,143
Ironic they have the
two of youse deliver it.

541
00:29:11,513 --> 00:29:14,148
Should have got you a
Mexican sidekick though.

542
00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:15,115
They know know to work,

543
00:29:15,117 --> 00:29:16,417
as long as you can handle all
the ass gas

544
00:29:16,419 --> 00:29:18,251
from the beans they like to chew
on.

545
00:29:18,253 --> 00:29:19,187
Signature right here.

546
00:29:19,189 --> 00:29:20,124
Oh, yeah.

547
00:29:22,192 --> 00:29:24,025
Hey, boy!

548
00:29:24,027 --> 00:29:25,093
Careful with that box now.

549
00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:26,294
It cost more than your
whole year's crack budget,

550
00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:28,028
you hear me?

551
00:29:28,030 --> 00:29:31,966
Just pretend it's filled with
malt liquor, welfare checks,

552
00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:33,834
then you'll do just fine.

553
00:29:38,607 --> 00:29:39,907
Hey, aren't you, uh...

554
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:41,145
You damn right.

555
00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:52,286
That welfare baby deserved
every lick I gave him.

556
00:29:52,288 --> 00:29:54,121
Whether he stole that
car or not, believe me,

557
00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:55,288
he was guilty of somethin'.

558
00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:55,989
Uh huh.

559
00:29:55,991 --> 00:29:57,424
And who catches hell for it?

560
00:29:57,426 --> 00:29:58,459
Me.

561
00:29:58,461 --> 00:30:01,094
All because of some
Black Lives Matter or BS.

562
00:30:01,096 --> 00:30:03,096
Bastard cost me my job,
got me livin' out here,

563
00:30:03,098 --> 00:30:05,201
but all that's about
to change, sure there.

564
00:30:07,002 --> 00:30:08,134
Hey, hey!

565
00:30:08,136 --> 00:30:09,536
No more inside?

566
00:30:09,538 --> 00:30:10,971
You just gonna leave it
out there on the sidewalk?

567
00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:12,542
Ain't you supposed to bring it
in?

568
00:30:13,643 --> 00:30:15,343
Hey, hey!

569
00:30:15,345 --> 00:30:16,212
Damn!

570
00:30:20,148 --> 00:30:22,249
I thought this country was
supposed to be great again.

571
00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:25,119
Molly, it's here!

572
00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:26,924
I'm comin'.

573
00:30:28,924 --> 00:30:31,525
You shoulda seen the
asshole they had deliver it.

574
00:30:31,527 --> 00:30:34,562
If I had any compunction
about gettin' us outta here,

575
00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:38,065
that asshole and his lazy
nigger eponymous America coon,

576
00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:39,299
they settled it for me.

577
00:30:39,301 --> 00:30:41,401
Ooh wee, ain't she a beaut?

578
00:30:41,403 --> 00:30:43,270
It's a lot bigger than
I thought it would be.

579
00:30:43,272 --> 00:30:44,905
This technology has to be big,

580
00:30:44,907 --> 00:30:46,539
'cause of what it has to do.

581
00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:47,540
Okay, so you know I've
been wanting to get us

582
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:50,443
and the girls away from
all this racial mixing?

583
00:30:50,445 --> 00:30:51,314
Mm-hmm.

584
00:30:52,315 --> 00:30:53,447
- So...
- Mm-hmm?

585
00:30:53,449 --> 00:30:56,584
If you think it'll be okay...

586
00:30:56,586 --> 00:30:57,651
I'll be.

587
00:30:57,653 --> 00:31:00,554
I wouldn't have sold my
daddy's antique Klan robe,

588
00:31:00,556 --> 00:31:04,057
my beer can collection,
my rifles, the pick-ups,

589
00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:05,927
and my autographed picture of
Ted Nugent

590
00:31:05,929 --> 00:31:08,296
if I didn't think it
was gonna work, would I?

591
00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:11,632
- Okay.
- Honey, by midnight tonight,

592
00:31:11,634 --> 00:31:14,200
you, me and the girls,

593
00:31:14,202 --> 00:31:17,470
we gonna be in another
dimension,

594
00:31:17,472 --> 00:31:19,342
in a land, far, far away.

595
00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,642
Heavenly...

596
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:22,511
White...

597
00:31:23,479 --> 00:31:24,314
Peace.

598
00:31:26,249 --> 00:31:27,116
Mmm.

599
00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:31,584
Molly?

600
00:31:31,586 --> 00:31:33,056
It's time to go.

601
00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:38,159
All youse gotta go is
place your feet right here.

602
00:31:39,595 --> 00:31:41,594
Lovely, you look nice, and you,
Angel,

603
00:31:41,596 --> 00:31:44,265
you stay up there in your mama's
arms.

604
00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:45,566
Now, I got it set to the good
old days,

605
00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:47,535
just like my daddy and granddaddy
would have remembered it.

606
00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:49,538
Now all I gotta do...

607
00:31:50,707 --> 00:31:52,340
Is pull this switch right here.

608
00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:56,413
And we should be good.

609
00:31:59,414 --> 00:32:00,680
Lord Jesus...

610
00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:15,564
Tommy?

611
00:32:16,531 --> 00:32:17,533
Where is this?

612
00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:22,769
Down right there.

613
00:32:22,771 --> 00:32:23,639
Look!

614
00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:30,143
Yes!

615
00:32:30,145 --> 00:32:31,013
Yes!

616
00:32:31,748 --> 00:32:32,615
Yes!

617
00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:35,649
Whoo!

618
00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:44,126
Baby!

619
00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:48,065
"Welcome to White Fork.

620
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:51,231
"No blacks allowed.

621
00:32:51,233 --> 00:32:52,101
"Ever."

622
00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:56,303
This is what I'm talkin' about.

623
00:32:59,342 --> 00:33:02,142
This is what I'm talkin' about.

624
00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:04,210
Look at those smiling faces.

625
00:33:06,682 --> 00:33:08,485
Follow your father.

626
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,221
Ooh, I tell you what, I
ain't never felt more at home.

627
00:33:15,223 --> 00:33:17,091
Is this not the good old days?

628
00:33:18,461 --> 00:33:20,094
Heck, they shouldn't
even call it White Fork.

629
00:33:20,096 --> 00:33:22,199
They should just call it White
Folks.

630
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,741
It's your new home.

631
00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:35,074
New arrivals!

632
00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:36,576
Yes sir, me and my
family.

633
00:33:36,578 --> 00:33:38,144
Well, welcome.

634
00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:39,380
You and your family
get your some lemonade,

635
00:33:39,382 --> 00:33:41,451
then head on over to the
reception center.

636
00:33:43,185 --> 00:33:44,718
God almighty!

637
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,789
Yeah, she's quite the looker,
ain't she?

638
00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:50,157
Blacks!

639
00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:50,824
Blacks!

640
00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:53,193
Blacks!

641
00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:53,862
Yeah!

642
00:33:53,864 --> 00:33:55,328
Blacks!

643
00:33:55,330 --> 00:33:56,165
Blacks!

644
00:34:00,635 --> 00:34:01,504
Blacks!

645
00:34:02,771 --> 00:34:04,471
Blacks!

646
00:34:04,473 --> 00:34:06,140
Blacks!

647
00:34:06,142 --> 00:34:07,475
- Yeah!
- Blacks!

648
00:34:07,477 --> 00:34:08,741
We don't want 'em!

649
00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:29,829
Blacks!

650
00:34:29,831 --> 00:34:30,699
Blacks!

651
00:34:38,608 --> 00:34:41,342
Baby, you about to see your
first real-live lynching.

652
00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:42,211
Oh!

653
00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:54,554
It's exciting!

654
00:34:54,556 --> 00:34:57,760
Yes.

655
00:35:00,396 --> 00:35:02,729
I see they take their Second
Amendment rights and privileges

656
00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,266
quite seriously around here.

657
00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:06,803
They don't mess around at all.

658
00:35:16,846 --> 00:35:17,713
Baby?

659
00:35:20,449 --> 00:35:21,318
Baby?

660
00:35:22,952 --> 00:35:23,918
No!

661
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,856
No, no, no, no, no, no!

662
00:35:27,289 --> 00:35:27,954
Baby?

663
00:35:31,427 --> 00:35:32,693
What...

664
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,929
What the hell did you just do?

665
00:35:34,931 --> 00:35:35,795
Are they dead?

666
00:35:35,797 --> 00:35:37,331
Oh, yeah.

667
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,432
We got them new smart guns.

668
00:35:39,434 --> 00:35:40,900
Leaves the outsides intact,

669
00:35:40,902 --> 00:35:43,472
but turns the insides into
hamburger.

670
00:35:44,574 --> 00:35:45,509
But, why?

671
00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:48,242
Why?

672
00:35:48,244 --> 00:35:49,510
Why?

673
00:35:49,512 --> 00:35:50,677
Why?

674
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:52,746
Well come on, didn't you see
the sign when you came in?

675
00:35:52,748 --> 00:35:54,615
No blacks allowed.

676
00:35:54,617 --> 00:35:56,217
Ever.

677
00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,818
You're black, what?

678
00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,320
You're black!

679
00:36:03,992 --> 00:36:04,860
What?

680
00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:08,429
What's so funny?

681
00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:09,130
What?

682
00:36:09,132 --> 00:36:11,699
Not black skinned, black hair.

683
00:36:11,701 --> 00:36:14,001
Who gives a rat's rear
end about black skin?

684
00:36:14,003 --> 00:36:15,401
It's...

685
00:36:15,403 --> 00:36:17,737
It's black hairs, they's the
problem.

686
00:36:17,739 --> 00:36:19,539
Nasty black bastards.

687
00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:21,874
They, they don't belong here.

688
00:36:21,876 --> 00:36:23,811
I just wish we could get rid
of all the black bastards.

689
00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:25,545
You know, the, the little
black-haired monkeys.

690
00:36:25,547 --> 00:36:28,449
Nothin' good ever came
from a black-haired monkey.

691
00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:30,351
She wasn't an animal.

692
00:36:30,353 --> 00:36:32,286
She was my wife.

693
00:36:32,288 --> 00:36:32,952
Shh-shh-shh.

694
00:36:32,954 --> 00:36:33,956
Your wife?

695
00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:36,724
You married one of 'em?

696
00:36:36,726 --> 00:36:39,293
You're a dirty black rug lover?

697
00:36:39,295 --> 00:36:40,427
God!

698
00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:42,463
You're lucky you got blonde
hair.

699
00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:43,764
Despite my...

700
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,798
Personal opinions on the matter,

701
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,302
current law says all we
can do is lock your ass up,

702
00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:50,407
but that could change here next
election.

703
00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:53,275
Yeah.

704
00:36:54,677 --> 00:36:56,043
Yeah.

705
00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:56,913
Wait a second.

706
00:36:58,447 --> 00:37:00,514
Wait a second.

707
00:37:00,516 --> 00:37:01,914
You got a little black-haired
runt!

708
00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:03,851
That's Angel, you can't shoot
her!

709
00:37:03,853 --> 00:37:05,719
Yeah, we can't shoot Angel,

710
00:37:05,721 --> 00:37:09,523
'cause our weapons don't
work when they're this small.

711
00:37:10,492 --> 00:37:12,592
Guess we gotta do it
the old fashioned way.

712
00:37:12,594 --> 00:37:13,459
Yeah.

713
00:37:13,461 --> 00:37:14,394
Yeah, you know, it's,

714
00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:17,666
it's kinda messy, but uh, it's
effective.

715
00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:21,434
Somebody give me a sack.

716
00:37:29,445 --> 00:37:30,311
Quiet down.

717
00:37:30,313 --> 00:37:31,445
Quiet down!

718
00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:34,447
Little black-haired piece of...

719
00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:37,483
Excuse me.

720
00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:38,351
I gotcha!

721
00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:42,690
No!

722
00:37:42,692 --> 00:37:43,559
No!

723
00:38:04,746 --> 00:38:05,949
Still movin'?

724
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,887
Yeah!

725
00:38:13,889 --> 00:38:16,923
That's how you do it now.

726
00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:17,925
Angel!

727
00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:19,425
Angel!

728
00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:20,297
Angel!

729
00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:21,831
Angel!

730
00:38:23,065 --> 00:38:24,630
Angel!

731
00:38:32,807 --> 00:38:33,677
No!

732
00:38:34,943 --> 00:38:35,811
No!

733
00:38:37,045 --> 00:38:37,913
No!

734
00:38:39,481 --> 00:38:40,349
No!

735
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,086
Well, well...

736
00:38:44,552 --> 00:38:46,753
I guess that proves it.

737
00:38:46,755 --> 00:38:50,990
Racism can sometimes be
a very hairy situation.

738
00:39:00,101 --> 00:39:01,969
Ooh, I got control
back.

739
00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:02,871
Me too.

740
00:39:09,177 --> 00:39:10,911
- Yo, Stu?
- Hmm?

741
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,112
That babe that you recorded

742
00:39:12,114 --> 00:39:14,548
working her snatch with a
big-ass dildo,

743
00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,548
did she ever pay you?

744
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:16,784
Nope.

745
00:39:16,786 --> 00:39:19,356
She was supposed to send me
$800 by Friday, but she flaked.

746
00:39:20,489 --> 00:39:21,523
So what did you do?

747
00:39:22,525 --> 00:39:23,923
What do you think I did?

748
00:39:23,925 --> 00:39:25,892
I put up 50 screenshots on her
Facebook,

749
00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:28,494
Instagram and Twitter, and
then I sent the entire batch

750
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,796
to everyone on her contact list.

751
00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:30,798
For real?

752
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,731
Yeah.

753
00:39:31,733 --> 00:39:32,699
Damn, Stuart!

754
00:39:32,701 --> 00:39:34,066
You one cold-ass dude.

755
00:39:34,068 --> 00:39:35,769
Hey.

756
00:39:35,771 --> 00:39:36,637
But I love it.

757
00:39:36,639 --> 00:39:38,639
Hey, everyone else paid their
taxes.

758
00:39:38,641 --> 00:39:40,574
I got a hacker rep to protect.

759
00:39:40,576 --> 00:39:41,443
That's true.

760
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:43,177
Hold on, let me see if she,
uh,

761
00:39:43,179 --> 00:39:44,614
took those photos down yet.

762
00:39:52,153 --> 00:39:54,121
What the fuck?

763
00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:55,188
What's up?

764
00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:56,893
Looks like she killed herself.

765
00:39:58,226 --> 00:39:59,726
Over the photos?

766
00:39:59,728 --> 00:40:00,630
Nah, no way.

767
00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,630
I don't know, maybe.

768
00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:04,934
I mean, it was the next day.

769
00:40:06,235 --> 00:40:07,137
Shit, man.

770
00:40:09,737 --> 00:40:12,039
Hell, if it was that easy
to push her over the edge,

771
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,141
it was only a matter of time,
anyway.

772
00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:16,610
She must have been batshit
crazy.

773
00:40:16,612 --> 00:40:17,480
True.

774
00:40:19,681 --> 00:40:23,719
Uh oh.

775
00:40:27,489 --> 00:40:28,490
What's up?

776
00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:31,528
Oh shit, look who's
back again.

777
00:40:36,065 --> 00:40:38,067
Yep, they're back on my
screens too.

778
00:40:39,268 --> 00:40:41,070
- Damn, they're pretty good.
- Yeah.

779
00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:48,675
Now, this story
demonstrates what can happen

780
00:40:48,677 --> 00:40:53,045
when one good soul reaches
out to help another.

781
00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:55,182
And it's called...

782
00:40:55,184 --> 00:40:56,686
The Samaritan.

783
00:42:02,217 --> 00:42:04,554
- Oh yes, yes!
- Oh my God!

784
00:42:26,976 --> 00:42:28,010
Is that contagious?

785
00:42:29,811 --> 00:42:31,748
It's deadly, but it's not
contagious.

786
00:42:38,353 --> 00:42:40,056
Okay, baby, let's get this
mark.

787
00:42:42,056 --> 00:42:44,124
You can't catch cancer.

788
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,862
You're just born with it.

789
00:42:56,005 --> 00:42:57,807
I believe this is the right
amount?

790
00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:03,246
That was before I knew you
looked like death warmed over.

791
00:43:04,913 --> 00:43:06,181
I'm gonna need another two.

792
00:43:09,318 --> 00:43:10,853
Could you give me a second?

793
00:43:16,257 --> 00:43:18,291
I'm tellin' you, his type got
money

794
00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:19,862
hid all over the place.

795
00:43:21,262 --> 00:43:23,266
You make sure he don't finish
too quick.

796
00:43:28,971 --> 00:43:31,271
Normally I wait in the car...

797
00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:33,840
But given your condition,
I figured, you know,

798
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:36,012
I'd just hang out here in case
you pass out or somethin'.

799
00:43:38,813 --> 00:43:40,380
That's fine.

800
00:43:43,985 --> 00:43:45,320
Here's two extra.

801
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,097
I do have one particular...

802
00:43:55,230 --> 00:43:56,164
Request.

803
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,342
The circus is...

804
00:44:09,143 --> 00:44:11,079
It's such a happy place and
I've,

805
00:44:13,014 --> 00:44:16,349
I've always loved clowns.

806
00:44:16,351 --> 00:44:18,820
You must love elephants too.
It smells like shit in here.

807
00:44:20,255 --> 00:44:22,090
The air could be fresher in
here.

808
00:44:35,838 --> 00:44:37,204
So, Angel...

809
00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:40,139
What I'd like you to do is if
you can,

810
00:44:40,141 --> 00:44:42,208
you can put this on.

811
00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:43,413
You wanna fuck a clown?

812
00:44:44,445 --> 00:44:46,345
This'll definitely be extra.

813
00:44:46,347 --> 00:44:47,683
At least another three.

814
00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,719
There's also a costume.

815
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,356
It'd be great if you could put
that on.

816
00:44:56,190 --> 00:44:57,059
Four.

817
00:45:01,929 --> 00:45:02,798
Mm-hmm.

818
00:45:04,432 --> 00:45:07,269
I'm gonna go find more cash.

819
00:45:39,268 --> 00:45:41,070
That should cover it.

820
00:45:42,804 --> 00:45:43,472
Covered it.

821
00:45:45,173 --> 00:45:47,340
Well, then I'll, uh...

822
00:45:47,342 --> 00:45:48,778
Just go freshen up.

823
00:45:49,478 --> 00:45:51,280
I'm sure you'll have a good
time.

824
00:45:53,514 --> 00:45:54,914
And so will I.

825
00:47:07,623 --> 00:47:08,490
Oh...

826
00:47:48,096 --> 00:47:48,965
Hey, old man?

827
00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:51,234
You about ready?

828
00:47:59,074 --> 00:48:02,278
I'll be out in a
minute.

829
00:49:16,585 --> 00:49:18,385
That's my dead body in his
closet,

830
00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:21,287
but you can hear me as long
as I hold this crucifix.

831
00:49:22,356 --> 00:49:25,391
Wait, listen, he will kill
you, like he killed me!

832
00:49:25,393 --> 00:49:27,429
I'm just trying to save you!

833
00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:35,728
Let me out, let me
out!

834
00:51:00,722 --> 00:51:04,124
A rose for a
beauty.

835
00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:04,794
Now...

836
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,894
How about something
with a little more pop?

837
00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:43,865
Everyone loves a clown!

838
00:52:04,552 --> 00:52:05,751
What the fuck?

839
00:52:08,757 --> 00:52:10,757
Now let's see how you like it!

840
00:52:19,233 --> 00:52:21,170
Now I can finally rest in peace.

841
00:52:22,637 --> 00:52:23,639
You want it back?

842
00:52:24,739 --> 00:52:25,875
You keep it.

843
00:52:40,588 --> 00:52:43,623
That was insane, dude.

844
00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,492
Wow.

845
00:52:46,228 --> 00:52:47,293
I guess you could say,

846
00:52:47,295 --> 00:52:50,796
the young lady was in no
mood for clowning around.

847
00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,934
This guy's funny.

848
00:52:55,936 --> 00:52:56,804
No mood!

849
00:53:01,742 --> 00:53:03,775
Where do you think
that guy got his suit from?

850
00:53:03,777 --> 00:53:05,411
I think he
killed a pimp in the 1800s.

851
00:53:05,413 --> 00:53:07,512
Now our next story

852
00:53:07,514 --> 00:53:10,883
deals with the perils of
combining an empty head

853
00:53:10,885 --> 00:53:12,851
with a big mouth.

854
00:53:12,853 --> 00:53:16,789
It's called Hate Radio.

855
00:53:24,465 --> 00:53:25,831
Are you fuckin' kidding me?

856
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:26,835
What's up?

857
00:53:27,902 --> 00:53:31,304
I swear I just
saw a picture of myself.

858
00:53:31,306 --> 00:53:32,972
That's weird, man.

859
00:53:32,974 --> 00:53:35,441
Welcome to another wonderful
night.

860
00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:37,809
You're listening to the
best talk radio program

861
00:53:37,811 --> 00:53:38,778
in the world.

862
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:42,315
I am your brilliant and
smooth-tongued host,

863
00:53:42,317 --> 00:53:43,316
Mr. Hugh Bluff.

864
00:53:43,318 --> 00:53:45,584
And I got a message for
all you race hustling,

865
00:53:45,586 --> 00:53:48,554
feminazis, libtards, angry gays,

866
00:53:48,556 --> 00:53:51,423
welfare moochers, professional
victims.

867
00:53:51,425 --> 00:53:53,559
Huh, did I leave anybody out?

868
00:53:53,561 --> 00:53:55,862
Look, whatever your hustle is,
all right,

869
00:53:55,864 --> 00:53:58,697
you my wanna change the station
now

870
00:53:58,699 --> 00:54:03,403
before you get your
itsy-bitsy feelings hurt.

871
00:54:03,405 --> 00:54:05,771
These crypto-lesbian man-haters

872
00:54:05,773 --> 00:54:08,840
attending the university
of fruits, flakes and nuts

873
00:54:08,842 --> 00:54:12,811
up there in Berkeley,
California, are redefining rape

874
00:54:12,813 --> 00:54:15,581
as any time a man gets a rush of
blood

875
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:19,052
into his nether regions within
50 feet of an x chromosome,

876
00:54:19,054 --> 00:54:21,954
as a bunch of castrated,
feminized,

877
00:54:21,956 --> 00:54:25,391
emasculated, metrosexual pansies

878
00:54:25,393 --> 00:54:29,862
are allowing themselves to be
dominated by the weaker sex!

879
00:54:29,864 --> 00:54:31,998
I mean, we didn't have
maniacs like Ted Bundy

880
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,099
back in the 50s, you know why?

881
00:54:34,101 --> 00:54:38,338
'Cause most of the women had
their priorities straight.

882
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,572
Now time to open it up to the
callers.

883
00:54:40,574 --> 00:54:43,876
Jake from New Mexico, you are on
the line.

884
00:54:43,878 --> 00:54:44,976
Go ahead.

885
00:54:44,978 --> 00:54:48,113
Mr. Bluff, my
ex-wife never worked at all,

886
00:54:48,115 --> 00:54:50,550
besides, like, raising the kids
and stuff,

887
00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:52,818
and she got the house and full
custody.

888
00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:55,088
And now she's got my own kids
hatin' on me

889
00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:56,988
because I hit the bitch a few
times.

890
00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:58,825
I feel for you, Jake.

891
00:54:58,827 --> 00:55:00,860
But you know what some people
say?

892
00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:04,363
Behind every man charged
with domestic violence

893
00:55:04,365 --> 00:55:08,568
is a woman who just
wouldn't shut her mouth.

894
00:55:08,570 --> 00:55:10,903
Now, one of my favorite callers,

895
00:55:10,905 --> 00:55:12,771
Felix, you are on the air.

896
00:55:12,773 --> 00:55:13,940
How's it hanging?

897
00:55:13,942 --> 00:55:16,008
Mr. Bluff, I want
to expand on your comment

898
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:17,844
about Ted Bundy.

899
00:55:17,846 --> 00:55:20,146
Has it ever occurred to
you that guys like Ted,

900
00:55:20,148 --> 00:55:22,514
or this new avenger they call
The Chopper,

901
00:55:22,516 --> 00:55:24,617
were actually doing a public
service?

902
00:55:24,619 --> 00:55:25,885
How so?

903
00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,653
Serial killers remind
women

904
00:55:27,655 --> 00:55:29,988
that they need men around to
protect them.

905
00:55:29,990 --> 00:55:31,858
It might be the only thing that
keeps them

906
00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,827
from declaring all-out war on
us.

907
00:55:34,829 --> 00:55:36,398
Hail The Chopper.

908
00:55:37,865 --> 00:55:40,900
That's why we like
your phone calls, Felix,

909
00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:45,804
because you bring a unique
perspective to the program.

910
00:55:45,806 --> 00:55:47,940
Right now, it's time to pay the
bills.

911
00:55:47,942 --> 00:55:50,612
We'll be right back after
these commercial messages.

912
00:55:54,715 --> 00:55:55,717
What do we got here?

913
00:55:57,885 --> 00:56:00,787
"From your biggest fan."

914
00:56:07,762 --> 00:56:10,095
Oh, wow!

915
00:56:11,932 --> 00:56:12,934
Look at that.

916
00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:20,808
Yes, sir.

917
00:56:23,777 --> 00:56:25,480
Make America Great Again.

918
00:56:34,088 --> 00:56:35,423
What the hell?

919
00:56:36,123 --> 00:56:37,525
Fucking libtards.

920
00:56:40,795 --> 00:56:42,061
♪ When Johnny comes marching
home again ♪

921
00:56:42,063 --> 00:56:43,929
♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪

922
00:56:43,931 --> 00:56:45,798
♪ We'll give him a hero welcome
then ♪

923
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,633
♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪

924
00:56:47,635 --> 00:56:49,635
♪ The men will cheer and
the boys will shout ♪

925
00:56:49,637 --> 00:56:52,170
♪ The ladies they will all turn
out ♪

926
00:56:55,677 --> 00:56:58,610
Who's the best radio talk
show host in the country?

927
00:56:58,612 --> 00:57:00,012
You are.

928
00:57:04,918 --> 00:57:06,054
What the fuck?

929
00:57:37,085 --> 00:57:37,952
Jesus!

930
00:58:40,981 --> 00:58:42,117
Are you all right?

931
00:58:44,318 --> 00:58:45,753
Hey, can you hear me?

932
00:58:51,925 --> 00:58:55,360
So I ask you, where's
it stop?

933
00:58:55,362 --> 00:58:58,998
How long before real men stand
up

934
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,934
and take your God-given rights
back?

935
00:59:01,936 --> 00:59:05,938
Are we just supposed to
slink off into some dustbin

936
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:08,374
of world history as the
politically

937
00:59:08,376 --> 00:59:12,612
and vaginally-correct crowd
create a new gynocracy

938
00:59:12,614 --> 00:59:15,815
in which we no longer have a
place?

939
00:59:20,188 --> 00:59:20,854
What were you doing out in
front of

940
00:59:20,856 --> 00:59:22,190
Hugh Bluff's place tonight?

941
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,025
Where am I?

942
00:59:26,027 --> 00:59:27,392
Who the hell are you?

943
00:59:27,394 --> 00:59:29,095
Shut up, bitch.

944
00:59:29,097 --> 00:59:31,262
Come on man, I am Hugh Bluff!

945
00:59:31,264 --> 00:59:33,099
Stop imitating Mr. Bluff.

946
00:59:33,101 --> 00:59:34,233
It's disrespectful.

947
00:59:34,235 --> 00:59:35,700
Wait a second.

948
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,737
I recognize your voice.

949
00:59:37,739 --> 00:59:38,670
Y-you're Felix.

950
00:59:38,672 --> 00:59:40,940
Calling my program all the time.

951
00:59:40,942 --> 00:59:42,407
You gotta let me go, listen, no!

952
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:45,110
Your program?

953
00:59:45,112 --> 00:59:46,914
You got a lot of nerve saying
that.

954
00:59:49,117 --> 00:59:51,249
And, the given name is Felix,

955
00:59:51,251 --> 00:59:53,889
but you can call me Chopper.

956
01:00:00,961 --> 01:00:03,164
What do you think?

957
01:00:07,835 --> 01:00:08,769
Ah, here we go.

958
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:15,242
Okay.

959
01:00:23,384 --> 01:00:24,816
Wait a second, wait a second!

960
01:00:24,818 --> 01:00:25,950
Listen to me!

961
01:00:25,952 --> 01:00:28,320
I'm not a woman!

962
01:00:28,322 --> 01:00:29,724
I'm Hugh Bluff!

963
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,025
No, not that!

964
01:00:33,027 --> 01:00:33,858
- Look, man!
- Yeah.

965
01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,963
You're about to make a big
mistake!

966
01:00:37,231 --> 01:00:38,834
You fuckin' psycho!

967
01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:41,967
What the fuck's the matter with
you?

968
01:00:41,969 --> 01:00:43,401
I'm Hugh Bluff!

969
01:00:45,172 --> 01:00:46,271
No, please!

970
01:00:46,273 --> 01:00:47,273
Please don't kill me with fire!

971
01:00:47,275 --> 01:00:48,840
Open wide.

972
01:00:48,842 --> 01:00:50,275
No, I'm Hugh
Bluff!

973
01:00:50,277 --> 01:00:51,145
No!

974
01:00:53,047 --> 01:00:54,947
I guess that's what happens

975
01:00:54,949 --> 01:00:59,318
when you walk a mile in
another person's high heels.

976
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,188
No way.

977
01:01:04,157 --> 01:01:06,025
He got flamed.

978
01:01:09,963 --> 01:01:11,429
Whoa.

979
01:01:11,431 --> 01:01:13,067
That was sick, man.

980
01:01:24,244 --> 01:01:25,112
Oh.

981
01:01:26,947 --> 01:01:28,914
Now this is what happens

982
01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:32,016
when an evil lie becomes
reality.

983
01:01:34,088 --> 01:01:37,356
It's called The Healer.

984
01:01:46,134 --> 01:01:47,833
Benighted ones across the
globe,

985
01:01:47,835 --> 01:01:51,470
God has used me as a
vessel to heal and restore.

986
01:01:54,108 --> 01:01:55,874
Perfection revealed!

987
01:01:55,876 --> 01:01:57,543
Tumors, arthritis, blindness,

988
01:01:57,545 --> 01:02:00,880
all manner of illness and
disease have been vanquished

989
01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:03,816
as we break the mirror
of the devil's reflection

990
01:02:03,818 --> 01:02:06,088
and reveal God's perfection.

991
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,287
Perfection revealed!

992
01:02:09,289 --> 01:02:10,856
The man stands!

993
01:02:10,858 --> 01:02:11,891
Praise the Lord.

994
01:02:11,893 --> 01:02:13,858
He'll make the blind see.

995
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,228
This Sunday, I will bring my
ministry

996
01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:17,996
and vibrant health to your town

997
01:02:17,998 --> 01:02:20,132
so that you can see in person

998
01:02:20,134 --> 01:02:21,900
the perfection revealed.

999
01:02:21,902 --> 01:02:25,204
Raise your hands above your
head!

1000
01:02:25,206 --> 01:02:27,539
God's perfection revealed!

1001
01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,909
Come on Lord and show me!

1002
01:02:29,911 --> 01:02:33,112
Because as you know,
I bring the healing,

1003
01:02:33,114 --> 01:02:34,979
and you bring the faith.

1004
01:02:34,981 --> 01:02:38,383
In God we trust.

1005
01:02:38,385 --> 01:02:40,485
That new spot's gettin'
some good reaction, huh?

1006
01:02:40,487 --> 01:02:44,356
Yeah, we've already had a
20% spike in book sales online.

1007
01:02:44,358 --> 01:02:46,291
And we got enough product for
tomorrow?

1008
01:02:46,293 --> 01:02:48,459
I increased inventory across
the board,

1009
01:02:48,461 --> 01:02:51,530
but we do have a slight problem
here.

1010
01:02:51,532 --> 01:02:53,532
The Tears of Jesus.

1011
01:02:53,534 --> 01:02:56,235
Two drops a day will chase
the imperfection away.

1012
01:02:56,237 --> 01:02:57,970
Yeah, only they're empty.

1013
01:02:57,972 --> 01:03:00,976
We can't have Tears of
Jesus without Jesus' tears.

1014
01:03:12,385 --> 01:03:13,554
Straight from God.

1015
01:03:15,056 --> 01:03:17,925
After all, everything
comes from God, right?

1016
01:03:19,025 --> 01:03:20,559
Oh, jeez, Janet.

1017
01:03:20,561 --> 01:03:22,894
Sunglasses, sunglasses!

1018
01:03:22,896 --> 01:03:24,128
I mean, folks out there get one
look

1019
01:03:24,130 --> 01:03:25,630
at your fucked-up eye,

1020
01:03:25,632 --> 01:03:28,566
and they won't believe I'd
be able to heal a paper cut.

1021
01:03:28,568 --> 01:03:29,568
First question will be,

1022
01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:34,173
"Why can't Bishop Love
fix yo raggedy-ass eye?"

1023
01:03:34,175 --> 01:03:35,273
Yes, sir.

1024
01:03:35,275 --> 01:03:37,242
And you know, when you're
signin' my autograph,

1025
01:03:37,244 --> 01:03:39,013
I make my Bs bigger, okay?

1026
01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:41,947
Enough of that right now.

1027
01:03:41,949 --> 01:03:43,182
I need to get back to the hotel

1028
01:03:43,184 --> 01:03:44,586
so I can rest up for tomorrow.

1029
01:03:52,559 --> 01:03:53,659
That's him, that's the
Bishop!

1030
01:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,626
There he is!

1031
01:03:54,628 --> 01:03:56,061
- There's Bishop Love!
- There's the Bishop!

1032
01:03:56,063 --> 01:03:58,066
- Oh, help us!
- Help us!

1033
01:03:59,099 --> 01:04:01,266
Come on, brothers and sisters!

1034
01:04:01,268 --> 01:04:02,367
Please, sir!

1035
01:04:02,369 --> 01:04:03,469
We need you!

1036
01:04:03,471 --> 01:04:04,436
Tomorrow!

1037
01:04:04,438 --> 01:04:05,670
God bless you all!

1038
01:04:05,672 --> 01:04:08,641
Bishop, help us, please!

1039
01:04:08,643 --> 01:04:09,510
Please!

1040
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:15,146
I don't want none of that.

1041
01:04:15,148 --> 01:04:16,447
Look, Janet, pull the car around

1042
01:04:16,449 --> 01:04:18,185
to the service entrance out
back.

1043
01:04:31,532 --> 01:04:32,965
Now where the hell is Janet?

1044
01:04:32,967 --> 01:04:35,300
I got this honey waitin'
on me back at the hotel

1045
01:04:35,302 --> 01:04:38,005
for a private laying on hands.

1046
01:05:11,371 --> 01:05:12,704
Jesus.

1047
01:05:12,706 --> 01:05:15,143
God won't get you out
of this one, Bishop.

1048
01:05:16,077 --> 01:05:17,608
Who the hell are you?

1049
01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:19,114
This ain't about me.

1050
01:05:20,047 --> 01:05:21,713
It's about my daughter.

1051
01:05:21,715 --> 01:05:23,581
She had faith.

1052
01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,483
She had plenty of faith.

1053
01:05:25,485 --> 01:05:26,922
She bought your books.

1054
01:05:27,755 --> 01:05:28,957
Your prayer cloth.

1055
01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:33,992
She drove miles to have
you shrink her tumor,

1056
01:05:33,994 --> 01:05:37,164
then practically bathe
in your Tears of Jesus.

1057
01:05:38,331 --> 01:05:40,766
A lot of money wasted on snake
oil

1058
01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:43,038
that could have bought honest
medicine.

1059
01:05:44,137 --> 01:05:45,005
Okay.

1060
01:05:46,706 --> 01:05:48,574
How can I help you?

1061
01:05:48,576 --> 01:05:49,275
Money?

1062
01:05:49,277 --> 01:05:51,146
I don't want your damn money!

1063
01:05:52,112 --> 01:05:54,715
I want you to see my daughter.

1064
01:05:56,150 --> 01:05:58,684
She was beautiful, but when she
died,

1065
01:05:58,686 --> 01:06:00,452
she looked like this.

1066
01:06:02,389 --> 01:06:03,722
Oh my God!

1067
01:06:03,724 --> 01:06:05,660
You oughta stop that God
routine.

1068
01:06:07,061 --> 01:06:08,494
'Cause if He's up there,

1069
01:06:08,496 --> 01:06:11,432
He's got nothing for your
triflin' ass.

1070
01:06:14,068 --> 01:06:17,238
Open your eyes.

1071
01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:21,009
She died in pain.

1072
01:06:22,275 --> 01:06:25,744
Great pain, and nothing
can bring her back.

1073
01:06:25,746 --> 01:06:30,251
But I found magic, and some
real tongues to speak in.

1074
01:06:35,688 --> 01:06:37,389
There is no magic.

1075
01:06:37,391 --> 01:06:38,760
There are no tongues!

1076
01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:42,063
I can't do it and you can't
either!

1077
01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:47,266
That's right, sweetheart.

1078
01:06:47,268 --> 01:06:48,403
Hold it there.

1079
01:06:50,403 --> 01:06:51,338
Oh, baby...

1080
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:58,178
They ain't Jesus' tears, but
they work.

1081
01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:00,648
Now, drink.

1082
01:07:02,382 --> 01:07:03,715
No.

1083
01:07:03,717 --> 01:07:05,349
Drink.

1084
01:07:05,351 --> 01:07:08,420
Don't make me pick up this gun
again.

1085
01:07:08,422 --> 01:07:09,588
Drink!

1086
01:07:28,842 --> 01:07:30,045
Now we wait.

1087
01:07:40,387 --> 01:07:42,057
Bishop Love, over here!

1088
01:07:45,425 --> 01:07:46,691
We need to
get them transported.

1089
01:07:46,693 --> 01:07:48,063
It don't matter.

1090
01:07:49,195 --> 01:07:51,329
- You've got the power.
- Get 'em both.

1091
01:07:51,331 --> 01:07:54,499
The sick and the crippled,

1092
01:07:54,501 --> 01:07:58,273
they'll be drawn to your
perfection, like flies to shit.

1093
01:07:59,405 --> 01:08:01,639
Go to hell, old man.

1094
01:08:01,641 --> 01:08:03,277
Okay sir, let's go.

1095
01:08:05,713 --> 01:08:06,612
Easy.

1096
01:08:06,614 --> 01:08:07,849
Hands on the hood.

1097
01:08:09,182 --> 01:08:10,385
Now over there.

1098
01:08:11,784 --> 01:08:14,485
- Bishop?
- Oh, yeah.

1099
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:22,361
Thank goodness we put
that emergency GPS app

1100
01:08:22,363 --> 01:08:23,231
on your phone.

1101
01:08:26,734 --> 01:08:27,799
Ow, damn!

1102
01:08:27,801 --> 01:08:28,803
Ow, my hand!

1103
01:08:30,003 --> 01:08:32,673
Probably cramping
from being tied up so long.

1104
01:08:33,841 --> 01:08:35,440
Yeah.

1105
01:08:42,882 --> 01:08:43,848
How ya feelin'?

1106
01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:46,919
Now what is your psycho ass
laughing at?

1107
01:08:48,622 --> 01:08:51,159
God is good...

1108
01:08:52,393 --> 01:08:53,261
Bishop.

1109
01:08:58,532 --> 01:08:59,830
Get me out of here, Clyde.

1110
01:08:59,832 --> 01:09:01,532
- Yes, sir.
- Ow, damn!

1111
01:09:01,534 --> 01:09:05,340
Ow, my hand!

1112
01:09:14,648 --> 01:09:15,516
My eyes!

1113
01:09:17,751 --> 01:09:18,686
Mine too.

1114
01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,353
I-I-I-I can't see right.

1115
01:09:22,355 --> 01:09:23,988
Me either.

1116
01:09:23,990 --> 01:09:26,360
Huh, it seems like it's
better without 'em.

1117
01:09:27,694 --> 01:09:28,595
Give me those.

1118
01:09:33,867 --> 01:09:35,334
What did you do?

1119
01:09:35,336 --> 01:09:37,838
I made you a healer.

1120
01:09:40,707 --> 01:09:41,706
Are you okay, sir?

1121
01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:43,342
Don't touch
me Janet, goddamn it!

1122
01:09:43,344 --> 01:09:44,444
Don't you fuckin' touch me!

1123
01:09:45,345 --> 01:09:46,178
But I can help you!

1124
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:48,013
No, do not touch
me!

1125
01:09:48,015 --> 01:09:50,882
- But I can't help...
- Stop!

1126
01:09:50,884 --> 01:09:51,752
My...

1127
01:09:54,755 --> 01:09:56,754
Wait a minute.

1128
01:09:56,756 --> 01:09:57,759
This can't be.

1129
01:09:58,826 --> 01:09:59,761
Oh my God!

1130
01:10:01,295 --> 01:10:02,294
It's a miracle!

1131
01:10:02,296 --> 01:10:06,330
This is not a miracle,
I've gotten your scar!

1132
01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:07,734
Well I ain't takin' it back.

1133
01:10:09,603 --> 01:10:11,269
This is your fault, old man!

1134
01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:12,239
This is your fault!

1135
01:10:13,873 --> 01:10:15,339
Put the gun down!

1136
01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:16,441
Put the gun down!

1137
01:10:17,211 --> 01:10:18,445
- Drop your weapon!
- Drop it!

1138
01:10:24,784 --> 01:10:26,617
I called some friends
of mine

1139
01:10:26,619 --> 01:10:28,722
to join us out here, Bishop.

1140
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,996
Stay away from me!

1141
01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:39,298
Get the fuck away from me!

1142
01:10:41,635 --> 01:10:42,971
Get away from me!

1143
01:10:44,837 --> 01:10:46,671
What the hell are you doing?

1144
01:10:46,673 --> 01:10:47,906
Get away!

1145
01:10:47,908 --> 01:10:51,613
Get away!

1146
01:11:07,528 --> 01:11:09,660
It's a miracle!

1147
01:11:33,953 --> 01:11:35,355
Perfection...

1148
01:11:36,890 --> 01:11:37,759
Revealed.

1149
01:11:44,832 --> 01:11:47,766
So I guess he became a healer
after all.

1150
01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:51,937
Oh shit!

1151
01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:54,539
Check it out dude, I hit pay
dirt!

1152
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:56,607
Lesbian threesome action?

1153
01:11:56,609 --> 01:11:58,376
You are the man, Jamal!

1154
01:11:58,378 --> 01:11:59,111
Yes!

1155
01:11:59,113 --> 01:12:00,678
Where's the feed coming from?

1156
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,946
I don't know.

1157
01:12:01,948 --> 01:12:03,615
The IP address keeps changing.

1158
01:12:03,617 --> 01:12:05,049
It feels
like another ghost feed.

1159
01:12:05,051 --> 01:12:06,751
Yeah.

1160
01:12:06,753 --> 01:12:09,420
But these girls can feed me
anytime.

1161
01:12:09,422 --> 01:12:10,722
Uh, whoa, whoa.

1162
01:12:10,724 --> 01:12:11,993
Whoa, what's she doing?

1163
01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:14,159
No, no, no, don't
close your laptop baby!

1164
01:12:14,161 --> 01:12:16,128
Baby, don't close your laptop!

1165
01:12:16,130 --> 01:12:16,795
Whew.

1166
01:12:16,797 --> 01:12:18,800
Close, whew, that was close.

1167
01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:28,740
These bitches think they're
witches or something.

1168
01:12:28,742 --> 01:12:31,079
Whatever, as long as they
put out before they're done.

1169
01:12:35,082 --> 01:12:36,415
How can these fools believe in
this shit

1170
01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:37,985
in the age of high tech, you
know?

1171
01:12:39,787 --> 01:12:41,122
Is something
wrong with your screen?

1172
01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:45,057
What the...

1173
01:12:51,931 --> 01:12:52,800
That's weird.

1174
01:12:55,836 --> 01:12:57,602
This guy's
a real piece of work.

1175
01:12:57,604 --> 01:13:00,171
This is a story that may
rattle you.

1176
01:13:05,011 --> 01:13:09,113
It's called Thy Will Be Done.

1177
01:13:10,051 --> 01:13:12,453
It's like he's controlling
everything.

1178
01:13:16,756 --> 01:13:17,955
Cool, I got 'em back.

1179
01:13:17,957 --> 01:13:20,027
Thought I almost lost it.

1180
01:13:22,095 --> 01:13:24,094
That can't be real.

1181
01:13:24,096 --> 01:13:25,699
Dude, it's gotta be a trick.

1182
01:13:31,204 --> 01:13:32,974
This is really pissing me off
now.

1183
01:13:35,842 --> 01:13:37,177
We're just along for
the ride.

1184
01:13:40,613 --> 01:13:42,214
Remember, your procedure
is a day from tomorrow.

1185
01:13:42,216 --> 01:13:44,883
If you have any questions at any
time,

1186
01:13:44,885 --> 01:13:46,084
call our after hours number

1187
01:13:46,086 --> 01:13:48,486
on the bottom of the pre-op
instructions.

1188
01:13:48,488 --> 01:13:49,156
Okay.

1189
01:13:54,694 --> 01:13:56,660
You're gonna be okay.

1190
01:13:56,662 --> 01:13:57,531
Thanks.

1191
01:14:11,712 --> 01:14:12,544
Excuse me?

1192
01:14:12,546 --> 01:14:14,278
Excuse me, please, can you help
me?

1193
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,914
My little girl just wandered
off,

1194
01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:17,182
- I don't know where she is!
- Oh God...

1195
01:14:17,184 --> 01:14:18,250
Please help me!

1196
01:14:18,252 --> 01:14:19,317
- I'm so sorry, I haven't...
- She's just a baby,

1197
01:14:19,319 --> 01:14:22,053
and she's all alone, and
I don't know where she is!

1198
01:14:22,055 --> 01:14:24,856
Here, wait, I have a
photo right here of her!

1199
01:14:24,858 --> 01:14:28,462
Shut up!

1200
01:14:32,832 --> 01:14:34,969
Come on, close the door.

1201
01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:48,182
That's it, watch her head.

1202
01:14:57,591 --> 01:14:58,259
Careful.

1203
01:15:01,028 --> 01:15:01,963
Here we go.

1204
01:15:14,574 --> 01:15:17,144
So we take that off, you
promise you're not gonna scream?

1205
01:15:22,582 --> 01:15:23,982
Aw, you're so cute.

1206
01:15:27,354 --> 01:15:28,222
Where am I?

1207
01:15:30,856 --> 01:15:32,223
What is this?

1208
01:15:32,225 --> 01:15:34,893
Well, it's what we call a
rescue.

1209
01:15:34,895 --> 01:15:36,894
For the life of your child.

1210
01:15:36,896 --> 01:15:38,129
I don't have a child.

1211
01:15:38,131 --> 01:15:39,233
Oh yes, you do.

1212
01:15:40,132 --> 01:15:41,933
Inside of you.

1213
01:15:41,935 --> 01:15:42,901
Remember, you were gonna kill it

1214
01:15:42,903 --> 01:15:45,836
because it was somehow
inconvenient to you?

1215
01:15:45,838 --> 01:15:47,938
Hey, if you didn't want a child,

1216
01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:49,840
you shouldn't have opened your
legs.

1217
01:15:49,842 --> 01:15:50,711
I was raped.

1218
01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:53,745
I was raped!

1219
01:15:53,747 --> 01:15:56,380
It's still a life inside of
you.

1220
01:15:56,382 --> 01:15:58,717
Are you not hearing me?

1221
01:15:58,719 --> 01:16:00,988
I was abducted and raped!

1222
01:16:02,055 --> 01:16:04,057
You have no idea what he did to
me.

1223
01:16:04,925 --> 01:16:07,224
What it did to me.

1224
01:16:07,226 --> 01:16:11,161
Being raped does not mean
that you can hurt an innocent.

1225
01:16:11,163 --> 01:16:12,599
It's not innocent.

1226
01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:14,799
It's ugly.

1227
01:16:14,801 --> 01:16:16,867
The next eight months can be
easy,

1228
01:16:16,869 --> 01:16:18,769
or they can be hard.

1229
01:16:18,771 --> 01:16:22,240
- Please, please...
- But you will have this baby.

1230
01:16:22,242 --> 01:16:23,945
I'm a good person.

1231
01:16:25,378 --> 01:16:28,847
This thing that is inside
me, it is not good.

1232
01:16:28,849 --> 01:16:30,284
Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.

1233
01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:33,751
You need to trust in God as we
do, right?

1234
01:16:33,753 --> 01:16:36,090
Let's let God decide
what's good and what's not.

1235
01:16:45,097 --> 01:16:48,165
Okay, sweetie, here we go,
open wide.

1236
01:16:48,167 --> 01:16:49,433
Open your mouth, sweetie.

1237
01:16:49,435 --> 01:16:50,602
Open wide.

1238
01:16:50,604 --> 01:16:53,737
Come on, come on, open up.
You don't wanna die, do you?

1239
01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:54,906
You gotta eat, come on.

1240
01:16:54,908 --> 01:16:55,940
Come on.

1241
01:16:55,942 --> 01:16:57,008
- Open!
- Come on, open up.

1242
01:16:57,010 --> 01:16:58,242
Open up, sweetheart.

1243
01:16:58,244 --> 01:17:00,745
- Open, just come on...
- Open!

1244
01:17:00,747 --> 01:17:02,213
- Give out of the way.
- All right, okay, fine.

1245
01:17:02,215 --> 01:17:03,281
- Move.
- If that's what you want.

1246
01:17:03,283 --> 01:17:04,348
Okay, fine.

1247
01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:06,284
- Mm-mmm.
- Come on, come on.

1248
01:17:06,286 --> 01:17:07,152
Come on.

1249
01:17:07,154 --> 01:17:09,821
Come on, it's okay, it's okay,
come on.

1250
01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:16,764
That's right, there we go, good
job.

1251
01:17:19,733 --> 01:17:20,400
Fuck you!

1252
01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:30,942
If that's how you want it...

1253
01:17:30,944 --> 01:17:31,812
Fine.

1254
01:17:36,716 --> 01:17:37,751
Naughty girl.

1255
01:17:40,153 --> 01:17:43,021
Yeah, you just keep on
being disobedient, right?

1256
01:17:44,490 --> 01:17:46,424
Hold her, hold her!

1257
01:17:46,426 --> 01:17:48,259
Give your face, give it!

1258
01:17:48,261 --> 01:17:49,193
Give it!

1259
01:17:49,195 --> 01:17:51,329
- Oh yeah.
- There.

1260
01:17:51,331 --> 01:17:53,932
Yeah, get out
of there, get out of there.

1261
01:17:53,934 --> 01:17:56,000
- That's right, that's right.
- I got it, I got it.

1262
01:17:56,002 --> 01:17:57,972
You will nourish your child.

1263
01:17:59,005 --> 01:18:00,839
No!

1264
01:18:00,841 --> 01:18:01,839
There you go.

1265
01:18:01,841 --> 01:18:03,875
Ooh, this is gonna be delicious.

1266
01:18:03,877 --> 01:18:05,477
God still loves you.

1267
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:07,879
He still loves you, and
you're gonna have a baby.

1268
01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:09,214
There we go.

1269
01:18:35,975 --> 01:18:38,945
You know, if you'd only eat,
we wouldn't have to do this.

1270
01:18:39,845 --> 01:18:40,980
- Okay.
- Mm-mmm.

1271
01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:43,080
Oh, wait.

1272
01:18:43,082 --> 01:18:45,049
You-you'd rather eat, huh?

1273
01:18:45,051 --> 01:18:47,218
- Uh huh.
- Yeah?

1274
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:49,486
I-I don't, I can't hear you.

1275
01:18:49,488 --> 01:18:50,888
What-what's that?

1276
01:18:55,796 --> 01:18:57,195
No, no!

1277
01:19:09,975 --> 01:19:10,844
No!

1278
01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:44,879
Goddamn it!

1279
01:19:48,849 --> 01:19:50,451
Hey Saul, I'm back.

1280
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:54,619
Leanne!

1281
01:19:54,621 --> 01:19:57,287
I'm up here, I got locked in!

1282
01:19:57,289 --> 01:19:58,522
What?

1283
01:19:58,524 --> 01:19:59,991
She-she-she locked me
in!

1284
01:19:59,993 --> 01:20:02,026
- She...
- No, are you kidding me?

1285
01:20:02,028 --> 01:20:03,530
- Oh, God!
- Oh, God!

1286
01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,032
You're such an idiot,

1287
01:20:09,034 --> 01:20:10,535
I never should have brought you
into this!

1288
01:20:10,537 --> 01:20:12,603
- She fucking escaped!
- Go find her!

1289
01:20:12,605 --> 01:20:14,140
Damn it!

1290
01:20:37,564 --> 01:20:39,597
Go down the tunnel,
go through the tunnel!

1291
01:20:39,599 --> 01:20:41,001
Where is she?

1292
01:21:20,239 --> 01:21:22,339
Where do you think you're
goin'?

1293
01:21:22,341 --> 01:21:25,276
I will not have this child.

1294
01:21:25,278 --> 01:21:27,512
I will not have this child!

1295
01:21:27,514 --> 01:21:28,713
I will not have this child!

1296
01:21:28,715 --> 01:21:30,682
- No!
- No, no, stop, stop!

1297
01:21:30,684 --> 01:21:32,349
- Get out of me!
- Quit it!

1298
01:21:32,351 --> 01:21:33,018
I won't!

1299
01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:35,519
I will not have this child!

1300
01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:38,222
I will not have this child!

1301
01:21:38,224 --> 01:21:40,959
- Come on.
- I will not have this child!

1302
01:21:40,961 --> 01:21:41,659
Hey, her water broke!

1303
01:21:43,462 --> 01:21:45,295
Water broke, water broke!

1304
01:21:45,297 --> 01:21:45,996
It's too early!

1305
01:21:45,998 --> 01:21:47,598
It's too early, it's not good!

1306
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,232
All right, I'll get the car
ready!

1307
01:21:49,234 --> 01:21:50,233
Hold on, hold on, wait,

1308
01:21:50,235 --> 01:21:51,335
it's comin' man, it's
gonna, it's gonna come.

1309
01:21:51,337 --> 01:21:53,004
All right, could
you just get that off...

1310
01:21:53,006 --> 01:21:53,972
Yeah, I got it.

1311
01:22:06,519 --> 01:22:07,387
Help me!

1312
01:22:09,521 --> 01:22:11,222
Push!

1313
01:22:11,224 --> 01:22:13,657
It's coming, oh, it's coming!

1314
01:22:13,659 --> 01:22:16,126
Do you see what happens
when you trust in God?

1315
01:22:16,128 --> 01:22:16,995
Miracles!

1316
01:22:18,030 --> 01:22:18,698
Miracles!

1317
01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:58,135
What the hell are you?

1318
01:22:58,137 --> 01:23:00,037
Your superior.

1319
01:23:07,413 --> 01:23:09,714
You will all be used to take my
seed.

1320
01:23:09,716 --> 01:23:11,482
Put simply, like her,

1321
01:23:11,484 --> 01:23:14,621
you will bear my children,
and you will die.

1322
01:23:16,355 --> 01:23:17,655
Hey, check it out, homeboy.

1323
01:23:17,657 --> 01:23:18,555
I'm a man, dawg.

1324
01:23:18,557 --> 01:23:20,357
I can't have a baby.

1325
01:23:20,359 --> 01:23:23,193
Well, why don't we let God
decide that?

1326
01:23:35,608 --> 01:23:37,708
Turn it off, turn it
off!

1327
01:23:39,679 --> 01:23:41,144
What the hell?

1328
01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:44,581
God!

1329
01:23:44,583 --> 01:23:46,317
He got us good.

1330
01:23:46,319 --> 01:23:47,451
I think they were
watching us.

1331
01:23:47,453 --> 01:23:48,385
Yeah.

1332
01:23:48,387 --> 01:23:49,821
Yeah, you-you're right.

1333
01:23:49,823 --> 01:23:51,557
Oh my God!

1334
01:23:52,759 --> 01:23:53,657
Hey, do you wanna go to the
Spotlight?

1335
01:23:53,659 --> 01:23:54,858
I need, I need a drink.

1336
01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:56,229
Yeah, definitely.

1337
01:23:57,430 --> 01:24:00,263
I think I'm gonna go for a
double Long Island Iced Tea.

1338
01:24:00,265 --> 01:24:02,133
Yeah.

1339
01:24:07,573 --> 01:24:09,540
No, no, no, no!

1340
01:24:20,587 --> 01:24:24,688
Apparently, perverts
should exorcize their demons,

1341
01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:26,460
before their demons exorcize
them.

1342
01:24:30,563 --> 01:24:31,664
You've done very well.

1343
01:24:33,533 --> 01:24:38,539
So I am going to reward you
with a year of youth and beauty,

1344
01:24:39,404 --> 01:24:41,472
my little dark princess.

1345
01:24:46,712 --> 01:24:50,216
Do you have any more stories
for me this year, hmm?

1346
01:24:51,650 --> 01:24:53,287
But of course.

1347
01:24:59,893 --> 01:25:01,558
Ah.

1348
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,096
My, my, my.

1349
01:25:04,329 --> 01:25:07,300
Now this is the most
terrifying story of all.

1350
01:25:08,434 --> 01:25:13,470
It's about to happen now,
and strangely enough...

1351
01:25:13,472 --> 01:25:15,406
It's about you.

1352
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:37,561
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