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- [10:38] Domminati0n: so no one wants to join?
- [10:38] IaMachi: nah sry m8
- [10:38] IaMachi: solo queue ftw
- [10:38] IaMachi: or
- [10:38] IaMachi: for the loss
- [10:38] Domminati0n: "sry" pls be serious
- [10:38] Domminati0n: u hate me
- [10:39] Domminati0n: fuck you, too
- [10:39] IaMachi: okey dom
- [10:39] Domminati0n: thanks
- [10:39] IaMachi: im sorry
- [10:39] IaMachi: i lied
- [10:39] IaMachi: i h8 u m8
- [10:39] Domminati0n: thanks for being honest
- [10:39] IaMachi: how do u know
- [10:39] IaMachi: if im being honest
- [10:39] IaMachi: i could hate u
- [10:39] IaMachi: and lie to u
- [10:39] IaMachi: so u feel better by knowing ihate u
- [10:39] Domminati0n: so u told the truth?
- [10:40] IaMachi: and i could love u and say i hate u just for u not suspecting anything
- [10:40] Domminati0n: i get that!
- [10:40] IaMachi: Baguette on my level
- [10:40] Domminati0n: rito ban lamachi pls
- [10:40] Domminati0n: 9x
- [10:40] IaMachi: did u write
- [10:40] Domminati0n: he is mean
- [10:40] IaMachi: small L
- [10:40] IaMachi: or capital i ?
- [10:40] IaMachi: im not like
- [10:40] Domminati0n: small L of course
- [10:40] IaMachi: LAMACHI
- [10:40] Domminati0n: xD
- [10:40] IaMachi: im iamachi
- [10:41] IaMachi: kappa?
- [10:41] IaMachi: like
- [10:41] IaMachi: i am machi
- [10:41] IaMachi: but fusion of the m
- [10:41] Domminati0n: dude u dont belong to this world
- [10:41] IaMachi: my name has a big story k?
- [10:41] Domminati0n: like the bible?
- [10:41] IaMachi: wish i didnt need to paay RP or 13k ip for a name change
- [10:41] IaMachi: but well
- [10:41] IaMachi: nah
- [10:41] Domminati0n: koran?
- [10:42] IaMachi: bigger
- [10:42] IaMachi: like
- [10:42] Domminati0n: other religious books?
- [10:42] IaMachi: all of them
- [10:42] IaMachi: combined
- [10:42] Domminati0n: WoooooW
- [10:42] IaMachi: with culinary books
- [10:42] Domminati0n: cooking books?
- [10:42] IaMachi: also
- [10:42] Domminati0n: cool
- [10:42] Domminati0n: i like your name then
- [10:42] IaMachi: and IKEA building guides
- [10:42] Domminati0n: i like to eat
- [10:42] IaMachi: i also like to eat
- [10:43] Domminati0n: lets marry then
- [10:43] IaMachi: okey
- [10:43] Domminati0n: fine
- [10:43] IaMachi: kden
- [10:43] Domminati0n: is it over?
- [10:43] IaMachi: yes im sry
- [10:43] IaMachi: i love some1 else
- [10:43] Domminati0n: no problem
- [10:43] IaMachi: she likes food more than u do
- [10:43] Domminati0n: we can a a threesome
- [10:43] IaMachi: hmm
- [10:43] Domminati0n: have*
- [10:43] IaMachi: idk
- [10:43] IaMachi: who
- [10:43] IaMachi: i mean
- [10:43] IaMachi: how
- [10:43] IaMachi: our table is like
- [10:43] IaMachi: a square
- [10:44] IaMachi: someone will be facing an empty spot
- [10:44] IaMachi: and that's akward
- [10:44] IaMachi: awkward*
- [10:44] Domminati0n: what empty spot?
- [10:44] IaMachi: cuz , if we sit all of us on a table
- [10:44] IaMachi: in each side of the square
- [10:44] IaMachi: one will be empty
- [10:44] IaMachi: and some1 will be facing it
- [10:45] Domminati0n: so u want a foursome?
- [10:45] IaMachi: so.. we need a triangle table
- [10:45] IaMachi: hmm
- [10:45] IaMachi: depends
- [10:45] IaMachi: how many dicks would it be ?
- [10:45] IaMachi: pref 1 only mine kappa
- [10:45] Domminati0n: its already 2+
- [10:45] IaMachi: hm
- [10:45] Domminati0n: hm
- [10:45] IaMachi: then we can have
- [10:45] IaMachi: 2 dicks and 2 pussys
- [10:45] IaMachi: that woudl be even
- [10:45] IaMachi: would*
- [10:46] Domminati0n: so you bring your cat and i bring mine?
- [10:46] IaMachi: yea
- [10:46] IaMachi: do u have a sandbox?
- [10:46] Domminati0n: cool
- [10:46] IaMachi: my cat kinda goes yolo mod on the garden
- [10:46] Domminati0n: nah
- [10:46] IaMachi: mode*
- [10:46] IaMachi: hm
- [10:46] IaMachi: i guess
- [10:46] IaMachi: they will need to learn how to poop on the toilet then
- [10:46] Domminati0n: we can fill their holes with our dicks
- [10:46] Domminati0n: idiot
- [10:47] IaMachi: but
- [10:47] IaMachi: that way
- [10:47] IaMachi: u would have 4 dicks
- [10:47] IaMachi: me, u and the 2 cats
- [10:47] IaMachi: and, if they were girls
- [10:47] IaMachi: there would be an unused hole on each cat
- [10:47] Domminati0n: tape it
- [10:47] IaMachi: duck tape?
- [10:47] Domminati0n: yea
- [10:47] IaMachi: just use a duck
- [10:47] IaMachi: and make the duck fuck the cats
- [10:47] IaMachi: while we bang the girls
- [10:48] Domminati0n: great idea
- [10:48] IaMachi: yeah
- [10:48] IaMachi: now
- [10:48] IaMachi: we need something to do with the tape
- [10:48] IaMachi: e duck
- [10:48] IaMachi: since we used the duck*
- [10:48] IaMachi: (messed up there)
- [10:48] Domminati0n: but the duck is already in use i thought
- [10:48] IaMachi: yeah
- [10:48] IaMachi: the duck is
- [10:48] IaMachi: not the tape
- [10:49] IaMachi: we can use it
- [10:49] IaMachi: to like, tie the girls
- [10:49] IaMachi: to the bed
- [10:49] IaMachi: maybe
- [10:49] Domminati0n: they wont resist after fixing
- [10:49] IaMachi: true
- [10:49] IaMachi: hmm
- [10:49] IaMachi: maybe
- [10:49] IaMachi: we could put it
- [10:49] IaMachi: next to the champagne
- [10:50] IaMachi: just to look pretty
- [10:50] IaMachi: now we need something to open the champagne with
- [10:50] Domminati0n: tape?
- [10:50] IaMachi: how
- [10:50] IaMachi: would u even do that?
- [10:50] Domminati0n: trust me i know how
- [10:50] Domminati0n: youtube tought me
- [10:50] IaMachi: well fine
- [10:50] IaMachi: but now
- [10:50] IaMachi: the champagne looks rubbish
- [10:50] IaMachi: without the tape
- [10:51] Domminati0n: we can also try to open the champagne with the irl's teeth
- [10:51] Domminati0n: girls*
- [10:51] IaMachi: hmm
- [10:51] IaMachi: but then
- [10:51] IaMachi: they could break
- [10:51] IaMachi: and then if they suck us
- [10:51] IaMachi: they could hurt us
- [10:51] Domminati0n: meh
- [10:51] IaMachi: hm
- [10:51] IaMachi: then lets just use the teeth
- [10:51] IaMachi: from 1 girl
- [10:52] IaMachi: that way we have 1 mouth avaiable
- [10:52] Domminati0n: 1 mouth for 2 dicks?
- [10:52] IaMachi: one at the time?
- [10:52] Domminati0n: i have no problem with that
- [10:52] IaMachi: like, u go behind her and she sucks me
- [10:52] IaMachi: then we switch
- [10:52] IaMachi: wait
- [10:52] IaMachi: but the other one
- [10:52] IaMachi: wont be doing anything
- [10:52] Domminati0n: she will feel lonely
- [10:53] IaMachi: yea
- [10:53] IaMachi: hmm
- [10:53] IaMachi: maybe
- [10:53] IaMachi: u can bang the other one
- [10:53] IaMachi: while she sucks me
- [10:53] Domminati0n: hmm
- [10:53] Domminati0n: and after 5min we switch?
- [10:53] IaMachi: yea sure
- [10:53] Domminati0n: well then
- [10:53] IaMachi: should we put an alarm on ?
- [10:53] IaMachi: like a bell ringin after 5 mins
- [10:54] Domminati0n: yes of course
- [10:54] IaMachi: ringing*
- [10:54] Domminati0n: you have this apple iWatch?
- [10:54] IaMachi: okey, then we got plans for tonight
- [10:54] IaMachi: nah
- [10:54] Rüsse: what the actuall fuuck are u guys talking about?
- [10:54] Domminati0n: ehhh
- [10:54] IaMachi: idk xDD
- [10:54] IaMachi: just read the whole story
- [10:54] Rüsse: xD
- [10:54] IaMachi: it will make sense
- [10:54] IaMachi: i hope
- [10:54] Domminati0n: if u want, i copied the whole story
- [10:55] Rüsse: i'll do that too
- [10:55] Domminati0n: so when we gonna meed machi?
- [10:55] Rüsse: and read it later
- [10:55] Domminati0n: meet*
- [10:55] IaMachi: hmm
- [10:55] IaMachi: maybe
- [10:55] IaMachi: in 2 hours
- [10:55] Domminati0n: where?
- [10:55] IaMachi: idk
- [10:55] IaMachi: just go to your closet
- [10:55] IaMachi: enter narnia
- [10:55] IaMachi: ill meet u there
- [10:55] IaMachi: through my closet
- [10:55] IaMachi: next to that lamp post
- [10:55] Domminati0n: and where do the girls come from?
- [10:56] IaMachi: their own closets
- [10:56] Domminati0n: they volunteer?
- [10:56] IaMachi: i invited them to a "surprise party"
- [10:56] IaMachi: they'll be surprised for sure :D
- [10:56] Domminati0n: ok this was a really nice ending to our story! :D
- [10:56] IaMachi: yeah :D
- [10:56] Domminati0n: time to share
- [10:57] IaMachi: best story world
- [10:57] Domminati0n: spuzie should do a video about it :/
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