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- prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/280474/a-jarring-experience
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- >"Anon."
- "No."
- >"Anon please."
- "Fluttershy, I do not have time for your shit today."
- >"You say that everyday Anon..."
- >You sigh as you walk along the dusty path to Ponyville.
- >Why in the world you decided to move in next to the yellow one, you have no idea.
- "Thats because I never have time for your shit Fluttershy. Not now. Never in the past. Not ever."
- >Oh yeah.
- >You had no idea that the shy timid little pegasus would come over, every day, to try and find some way for the two of you to make love.
- >Of course, using the term 'love' loosely.
- >"But Anon! I swear I have something different today?"
- "You say that everyday," You answer flatly, refusing to even look down at Yellowstalker.
- >Her face turns down, hiding one of her eyes with her long pink mane, then turns back up, resolute in her quest for the D.
- >"But I swear that this one is really, really special."
- "You said that last week."
- >"But this one won't make you have to go to the ER."
- >You said that yesterday, and now I have a bill to pay to the hospital.
- >Fluttershy's eyes return to the road in front of her, her saddlebags full of everything she needs to go take care of Ponyville's animals.
- >With a heavy sigh, you stop in your tracks into town for your job.
- "Alright. Listen. If it gets you off my back for the day, I'll bite. What is it?" You ask, turning to Fluttershy.
- >Her cyan eyes light up with excitement as she reaches into her saddlebags for something.
- >Oh great.
- >Here we fucking go.
- >When her face reemerges from her bag, she holds a small root in her mouth.
- >She stares up at you expectantly.
- >Uhh.
- >Now what.
- >Is she going to shove it inside her or something.
- >She moves her face to your hand.
- >Oh.
- >Okay.
- >Holding out your hand, she spits the small root into it, a small trail of saliva connecting it and Fluttershy's mouth.
- "What do you expect me to do with this?"
- >Fluttershy smiles and looks up to you.
- >"Eat it."
- >You let out a hearty laugh.
- "Fuck that like a drunk stripper at a bachelor party."
- >The yellow pegasus looks up at you curiously, not understanding what you said.
- "I'm not eating it."
- >Her happy smile turns upside down.
- >"But... why?"
- "Are you going to tell me what it does?"
- >Fluttershy looks away from you.
- >"W-well... N-no..."
- "Yeah. No thanks."
- >Fluttershy leaps onto your leg as you try to pull yourself away from her.
- >"Pleaaase Anon? I swear I won't watch you from a telescope while you work today."
- >You stop and look at her.
- "What?"
- >Fluttershy blushes and looks away.
- >"N-nothing."
- >With a groan, you look back down at the pale grey root in your hand.
- "You swear this will get you off my back for today?"
- >Fluttershy nods vigorously with anticipation.
- >You sigh to yourself, shaking your head.
- >This is a bad idea.
- >You examine it carefully.
- >This -could- kill you.
- >... Then again, if it killed you, that would mean no more Flutt-
- >You down the root in one bite and swallow hard.
- >Come ooon sweet death.
- >Big Money, Big Money, Big Money.
- >You look down at the yellow pegasus with a questioning look.
- "So what IS this supposed to-"
- >A stabbing pain in your heart forces you to your knees.
- >SHIT!
- >IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
- >The jabbing pain forces you to close your eyes and you feel the earth underneath you spin.
- >A dizzying feeling in your head forces you to lose your balance and you fall to the ground.
- >Even as you lay attached to the ground, the environment wobbles around you and your body shakes viciously.
- >You curl yourself into a ball, crying out in pain as you feel the sensation of a thousand knives each digging themselves through out your arms, legs, and chest.
- >A chill runs through your body as you hold your head in your hands, screaming at the horrifying effects of the root.
- >Then, blackness.
- >The world stops turning.
- >Time stops passing.
- >There is only darkness and the numbing feeling of your body.
- >Alright Anon, take it slow.
- >Focus on the big toe.
- >Carefully you move the big toe on the right foot, then the rest of your toes.
- >Soon, you find that you can move your feet, fingers, arms.
- >Well, you aren't dead or paralyzed.
- >That's a start.
- >Carefully you open your eyes, to see a towering yellow behemoth over you.
- >Slowly, you return to your feet, to see the four hooved, winged shy pony towering in front of you.
- >"Oh my goodness... that was much stronger than I anticipated."
- "WHAT. DID-"
- >You clasp a hand to your voice, which has jumped several octaves.
- "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"
- >Fluttershy looks around at the empty path and then back down at you.
- >"I didn't intend for you to get -this- small...
- >You begin pacing on the ground.
- >Well great.
- >How are you going to pick apples if you are only a few inches tall?
- >Returning your gaze to the yellow pegasus, your scream up at her.
- "Fluttershy if you don't change me back this instant, I'm going to-"
- >You freeze.
- >Do what?
- >What -can- you do.
- >The slowly creeping smile on Fluttershy's face proves she realizes the same thing.
- >Oh shit.
- "Now hold on Fluttershy... I know what your thinking and let's just be reasonable for a second...."
- >She reaches into her saddlebags and pulls out a small jar.
- >"Don't worry Anon... you know how good I am at taking care of animals..."
- >She opens the jar with the assistance of her wing and slowly brings it down on you.
- "No. NO! NONONO!"
- >You sit cross legged in a jar, with your face in your hands and wearing a clear expression of irritation.
- >"Oh come now Anon. You should at least be happy your clothes were able to shrink with you."
- "Oh. Gee. What a relief. I'm so happy I could just shit."
- >"Come now Anon. Nopony likes sarcasm."
- >You groan to yourself as she carries you back to her home.
- >Now what do you do?
- >Let's review the facts.
- >You are three inches tall, stuck in a goddamn jar by the pony who tries to molest you everyday, and you probably are going to lose your job.
- >Awesome.
- >Just what you needed today.
- "Are you going to at least try and find some way to bring me back to normal size?"
- >Fluttershy goes quiet.
- "Fluttershy?"
- >She bites her bottom lip.
- "FLUTTERSHY!"
- >"Maybe?"
- "God damnit."
- >You lay down in your new glass prison and stare at the top of the lid.
- >At least there is holes.
- >It could be worse.
- >She could have accidentally killed you.
- >...
- >On the other hand...
- >"Alright Anon, Home sweet home."
- >Sitting back up, you find yourself inside Fluttershy's cottage.
- >Carefully she sets you down on a nearby table and Angel Bunny leaps up to the table to examine you closely.
- >Oh great.
- >This is just payback for all the times you kicked him.
- >The devilish smile on his face just confirms your suspicions.
- >The yellow pony moves over to the table then looks into the jar with a wide smile.
- >"Now then. I'm going to get you a nice munchy treat while Angel here watches over you to make sure you don't run away. Isn't that right Angel."
- >Angel looks back to his owner and salutes like a loyal marine.
- >"Good. Now don't hurt him, kill him, starve him, let him die or give into any of his demands."
- >Angel looks up at Fluttershy with a hint of shock and begins to think to himself carefully.
- >"Or pranking."
- >The bunny looks down at the table with a clear sign of disappointment.
- >"However, you get full permission to annoy him."
- >He looks back up with glee and rubs his paws together deviously.
- >"I'll be riiight back."
- >"I'm baaack."
- "JESUS CHRIST HELP ME PLEASE!"
- >The jar flies around the room, suspended in the air by two birds which chirp happily.
- >Angel bunny sits in a miniature lawn chair and watches your suffering as if it were New Year's fireworks.
- >"Alright everyone, set Anon down. Pretty please?" The pegasus asks politely.
- >The birds set you down on the table and you turn your attention to them.
- "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME BIRDS! I've seen you in the park! I know where you live! You just wait until you get a taste of the bread crumbs I'll feed you!"
- >"Anon! Such language!" Fluttershy says in a tone of discipline.
- >You groan to yourself.
- >Great.
- "Did you bring the food."
- >Fluttershy smiles and pulls out a small dish of berries, that were just a bit smaller than you.
- "Awesome, I'm starving."
- >The shy pegasus undoes the top of the jar and carefully pours the berries in the jar.
- >You look up at your meal, raining from the sky and suddenly the world goes slow motion as a blueberry threatens to crush you.
- >So this is how it ends.
- >Bludgeoned by a blueberry.
- >You always wished your death would have had more explosions and ninjas.
- >Yet, here you are.
- >Luckily, the berries manage to avoid you and you find yourself buried in a pile of tiny sweet fruits.
- >Pushing them to the side, you get out of the pile and gasp for breath.
- >"Heh. Sorry Anon."
- >You grumble and bite into a rather large cranberry.
- >To your surprise, it's amazing.
- >Significantly better than when you were huge.
- >Quickly you dig into your meal, your hungry stomach overriding your hatred for just a moment.
- >Fluttershy simply smiles as ravenously tear into your lunch.
- >"Good night Anon."
- "Shut the hell up."
- >You lay at the bottom of your jar, which is perched beside Fluttershy's bed on her night stand.
- >Fluttershy snuggles herself happily underneath her covers, wearing a two piece nighty and a light pink stocking cap.
- >"I promise we will go talk to Twilight tomorrow and try and get all of this taken care of, just you wait."
- "I hope so."
- >You truely do hope so.
- >Stuck in your little jar, all you can do is take Fluttershy by her word.
- >Staring up at the ceiling, or well, your lid, you sit deep in thought about the day today.
- >You wonder if Applejack managed to get everything done today.
- >You wonder what today would have been like if you didn't eat that god forsaken root.
- >On one hand, you kinda gotta hand it to Flutterbutter.
- >She -has- taken good care of you.
- >Being small has made all of your normal worries and cares sort of... disappear.
- >It's pretty easy being Fluttershy's little pet.
- >You sit for a moment in the silence of the night, reflecting over what you just thought to yourself.
- >What are you even thinking?!
- >Like hell you would ever be someone's pet.
- >You are a -man-.
- >Being stuck in this tiny jar is absolute misery.
- >Except for the food.
- >And the lack of responsibility.
- >And the way you feel loved.
- >Yeah. Especially that.
- >Otherwise, it's completely shit and you need to get out of here.
- >You roll over onto your side and look at the yellow pegasus who watches you lay in your jar.
- >Like a young filly would have fireflies on their bedside.
- >Her eyes slowly droop closed and her breathing regulates.
- >You watch the massive pegasus sleep peacefully in her bed.
- >Huh.
- >She's actually kinda cute when she sleeps...
- >The bright sun shakes you awake as you feel your container bobbing up and down.
- "H-hey. What's going on?"
- >"Oh! Good morning sleepyhead! We're just about at Twilight's library. We should be there in no time."
- "Oh... Great."
- >Finally.
- >You will be able to return to normal size and get things back to normal.
- >What's going to be the first thing you are going to do when you return to normal size?
- >With a wide smile on your face, you carefully consider all of your possibilities.
- >Well... you will have to go back to work... and get chewed out by Applejack.
- >There is always going back home... which is a pigstye and needs to be cleaned.
- >You could grab something to eat, but you don't really have any bits to spare.
- >Fluttershy knocks on the door to Twilight's library and Twilight happily ushers her inside.
- >Twilight quickly goes to work on finding the right spell as Fluttershy opens the jar and gently lets you out onto a table.
- "Thanks..."
- >"Aha! Here we are..."
- >Twilight strolls back over to the table and places the book down, focusing on you.
- >"Are you ready, Anon?"
- >You bite your bottom lip.
- "I think that all went perfectly. Don't you think?"
- >"I most certainly agree."
- >The bobbing of Fluttershy's trotting is pretty peaceful and her hair is a massive upgrade to the jar.
- "So, uh. Do you have any more of those berries at home?"
- >Fluttershy smiles and giggles to herself.
- >"Plenty."
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