[11:34] -- fusingFanatic [FF] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 23:34 --
[11:34] FF: It's all like
[11:34] FF: best friend goes brb, NEVER COMES BACK
[11:34] FF: PFFH
[11:34] FF: WHO NEEDS YOU RIGHT?
[11:34] FF: OH GOD WILL THEY EVER COME BACK.
[11:34] TC: HoNk!
[11:34] TC: Uh
[11:34] FF: HOW DOES ONE HANDLE THE STRESS?
[11:34] TC: ChIlL ThE MoThErFuCk OuT BrO Oo:
[11:34] FF: IT'S LIKE. I'M A PUPPY WAITING AT THE DOOR.
[11:34] FF: chill
[11:34] FF: woah this is nice
[11:34] FF: i can chlllIOKEI NOW I'M BACK TO STRESSED
[11:34] TC: UhH....
[11:34] FF: OH NO.
[11:35] FF: HOW DOES ONE CHILL EFFECTIVELY
[11:35] TC: SlAm YoUrSeLf a FaYgO BrO
[11:35] FF: I'M JUST FALLING BACKWARDS IN A POT OF "oh no oh no"
[11:35] TC: ShIt WiLl MaKe YoU ChIlL As a MoThErFuCkIn IcE CuBe
[11:35] FF: SLAM MYSELF WITH A FAYGO?
[11:35] TC: No BrO
[11:35] FF: ENOUGH TO KNOCK MYSELF YOU YOU MEAN?
[11:35] TC: LiKe ThIs
[11:35] -- terminallyCapricious [TC]  demonstrates slamming a faygo --
[11:35] FF: WOAH, JUST LIKE THAT.
[11:35] FF: I DON'T HAVE FAYGO THOUGH.
[11:35] FF: I've got some wonderful bottled water
[11:35] FF: IS THAT A SUBSTITUTE FOR FAYGO?
[11:35] -- terminallyCapricious [TC]  hands hte brother a faygo --
[11:35] TC: No BrO
[11:36] FF: WELL THANKS!
[11:36] TC: NeEdS To Be a MoThErFuCkIn FaYgO
[11:36] FF: I SLAMMED MY FAYGO.
[11:36] FF: Broke it.
[11:36] FF: DON'T THINK I'VE VERY GOOD AT THIS CHILL THING.
[11:36] TC: ThEn HaVe YoUrSeLf a MoThErFuCkIn PiE Of MiRaClEs
[11:36] FF: I'M TERRIBLE AT BAKING.
[11:36] -- terminallyCapricious [TC]  slides over a pie tin --
[11:36] -- terminallyCapricious [TC]  filledwith sopor slime --
[11:36] FF: oh sure let me just pick this up OH GOD MY HANDS
[11:36] FF: MY NERVOUS HANDS
[11:36] FF: THEY FLIPPED OVER THE PIE
[11:36] FF: ruaghkdafgkjanhgkj
[11:36] FF: THIS IS HARD.
[11:37] FF: Being so chill and relax a laxin'.
[11:37] FF: I will never get the hang of it.
[11:37] TC: JuSt LiCk ThAt ShIt OfF ThE GrOuNd ThEn BrO
[11:37] TC: It DoNt MaTtEr
[11:37] FF: OH! THAT'S ACTUALLY A NIFTY IDEA.
[11:37] FF: WOW THIS IS GREAT STUFF.
[11:37] FF: ACTUALLY, WHAT IS THIS STUFF.
[11:38] TC: SoPoR SlImE
[11:38] FF: WHAT IS THIS SLIME DOING OUT OF NICKELODEON?
[11:38] FF: ARE THEY SELLING THEIR SLIME?
[11:38] FF: ARE THEY GOING BACKRUPT?
[11:38] FF: oh god
[11:38] FF: the nerves
[11:38] FF: they cannot take it
[11:38] TC: No BrO
[11:39] TC: WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk Is NiCkElOdEoN?
[11:39] FF: THEY ARE BASICALLY SLIME USA.
[11:39] FF: IMAGINE THIS:
[11:39] FF: games that you watch on TV
[11:39] FF: based entirely on slime
[11:39] FF: PEOPLE GET HIT WITH SLIME
[11:39] FF: THEY HIT THEIR FRIENDS WITH SLIME
[11:39] FF: THEY DIVE IN SLIME.
[11:39] TC: SoUnDs LiKe MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs
[11:39] FF: THEY LIVE AND BREATHE SLIME.
[11:39] FF: oh but no eating
[11:39] FF: No eating the slime -- forbidden.
[11:40] FF: sorry to break the news.
[11:40] FF: WOAH I FEEL SOMETHING
[11:40] FF: something coming on
[11:41] TC: WoAh WhAt ThE FuCk
[11:41] FF: i think it mIgHt Be ThE sLimE
[11:41] TC: HeY BrO i GoTtA Go
[11:41] FF: ThIs GrEaT
[11:41] FF: SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR.
[11:41] TC: SoRrY To DiSaPpOiNt
[11:41] -- terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased pestering fusingFanatic [FF] at 23:41 --