Navy SEALs - FE LTC Edition

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the LTC Community, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret playthroughs on FE16, and I have over 300 confirmed turn shaves. I am trained in RNG warfare and I’m the top player in the entire FE community. You are nothing to me but just another turn. I will beat your turn count the fuck out with rigging the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of LTC dondons across the FE subreddit and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flamewars, maggot. The flamewars that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your playthrough. You’re fucking beat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred actions, and that’s just with my Wiimote. Not only am I extensively trained in Fire Emblem, but I have access to the entire arsenal of mounted units and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the FE community, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” turn shave was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have more than 5 likes on your fucking videos. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

v2:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the LTC Community, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret playthroughs on FE16, and I have over 300 confirmed turn shaves. I am trained in RNG warfare and I’m the top player in the entire FE community. You are nothing to me but just another turn. I will beat your turn count the fuck out with rigging the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of LTC alts across the FE subreddit and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flamewars, maggot. The flamewars that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your playthrough. You’re fucking beat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred actions, and that’s just with my Wiimote. Not only am I extensively trained in Fire Emblem, but I have access to the entire arsenal of mounted units and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the FE community, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” turn shave was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have more than 5 likes on your fucking videos. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

EDIT: FE15 -> FE16