tortoises as of 7/30 according to Heeheehee

Softcore:
JLE: 2 / 18 (Seal Clubber)
the Tristero: 5 / 44 (Seal Clubber)
MeGrimlock: 25 / 63 (Disco Bandit)
Ezandora: 11 / 66 (Seal Clubber)
ungawa: 37 / 66 (Seal Clubber)
dorian78: 11 / 74 (Seal Clubber)
bobba fetta: 20 / 83 (Seal Clubber)
gulogulo: 19 / 94 (Seal Clubber)
blisterguy: 24 / 101 (Seal Clubber)
Prima Vera Angelhair: 27 / 166 (Sauceror)

Hardcore:
Disco Lord Ross: 9 / 9 (Seal Clubber)
yojimboS_LAW: 37 / 120 (Seal Clubber)