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- DX returns to the ring. Helmsley quickly tosses off a few insults at Sgt.
- Slaughter, resuming his military theme from last week (threatening to
- show Slaughter's wife his "soldier in the purple helmet!'). Shawn then
- takes the mic and introduces "Bret Hart" ...
- ... who turns out to be a midget in a Bret Hart mask. Dressed in a
- leather jacket, he plays to the crowd just as Hart does. Once in the
- ring, Helmsley acts as ringmaster, recounting the events at Survivor
- Series. Michaels pushes "Bret" down, then applies the Sharpshooter.
- Helmsley holds the mic close as "Hart" (mimicking referee Earl Hebner)
- yells "Ring the bell! Ring the bell!" The mini "Hart" then confirms that
- Shawn is the best, the Icon, etc. A "WCW" sign is slapped on his butt
- and "Bret Hart" is sent packing.
- While Hart's theme is still playing Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart comes out.
- "I AM the Hart Foundation!" yells the Anvil. He threatens to take out
- Michaels, but Shawn turns the tables by pointing out that Jim has always
- been in Bret's shadow, and that he's not benefiting from Hart's new big
- WCW contract. "Bret's at home in Calgary," says Shawn, pointing out that
- Jim is here working to feed his family. When asked about the Bulldog,
- Neidhart says he's having surgery done on his knee. Shawn makes fun of
- this, alluding that the Bulldog is faking it (adding that he himself is
- "familiar" with that type of injury). Neidhart says Owen hart is
- "emotionally distraught", which Shawn also makes light of. Shawn bottom
- lines it by offering Neidhart the opportunity of his life: a spot in
- Degeneration X.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- VADER vs. SHAWN MICHAELS (w/ Degeneration X)
- Before Shawn and crew hit the ring they bring out DX's newest member:
- Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart. One can imagine a TV screen being shot out
- somewhere in Calgary. Vader has one eye bandaged (from the rubbing
- alcohol tossed by Luna).
- The match starts during the commercial break. This one is almost all
- Vader. Neidhart shows he's definitely on DX's side by pulling down the
- ropes as Vader hits them, sending him to the floor. He and Hunter then
- stomp on Vader as Shawn distracts the ref. Vader is tossed back in, but
- continues to dominate Michaels. Vader sets up Shawn for the Vaderbomb,
- but Hunter throws a cup of "hot" coffee in Vader's good eye (as Neidhart
- distracts the ref). Shawn nails the Superkick and covers for the pin.
- The newly expanded Degeneration X celebrates in the ring. Suddenly Chyna,
- who had surreptitiously circled around behind Neidhart, whomps him with a
- crotch shot from the rear. Shawn and Hunter turn and clothesline the
- Anvil to the mat. The show ends with the three stomping on Neidhart as
- Shawn yells stuff like "Who is the 'Icon'?!" into the mic.
- - Next week: Michinoku vs. Aguila. Christopher vs. Taylor.
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