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  1. DX returns to the ring. Helmsley quickly tosses off a few insults at Sgt.
  2. Slaughter, resuming his military theme from last week (threatening to
  3. show Slaughter's wife his "soldier in the purple helmet!'). Shawn then
  4. takes the mic and introduces "Bret Hart" ...
  5.  
  6. ... who turns out to be a midget in a Bret Hart mask. Dressed in a
  7. leather jacket, he plays to the crowd just as Hart does. Once in the
  8. ring, Helmsley acts as ringmaster, recounting the events at Survivor
  9. Series. Michaels pushes "Bret" down, then applies the Sharpshooter.
  10. Helmsley holds the mic close as "Hart" (mimicking referee Earl Hebner)
  11. yells "Ring the bell! Ring the bell!" The mini "Hart" then confirms that
  12. Shawn is the best, the Icon, etc. A "WCW" sign is slapped on his butt
  13. and "Bret Hart" is sent packing.
  14.  
  15. While Hart's theme is still playing Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart comes out.
  16. "I AM the Hart Foundation!" yells the Anvil. He threatens to take out
  17. Michaels, but Shawn turns the tables by pointing out that Jim has always
  18. been in Bret's shadow, and that he's not benefiting from Hart's new big
  19. WCW contract. "Bret's at home in Calgary," says Shawn, pointing out that
  20. Jim is here working to feed his family. When asked about the Bulldog,
  21. Neidhart says he's having surgery done on his knee. Shawn makes fun of
  22. this, alluding that the Bulldog is faking it (adding that he himself is
  23. "familiar" with that type of injury). Neidhart says Owen hart is
  24. "emotionally distraught", which Shawn also makes light of. Shawn bottom
  25. lines it by offering Neidhart the opportunity of his life: a spot in
  26. Degeneration X.
  27.  
  28. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  29.  
  30. VADER vs. SHAWN MICHAELS (w/ Degeneration X)
  31. Before Shawn and crew hit the ring they bring out DX's newest member:
  32. Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart. One can imagine a TV screen being shot out
  33. somewhere in Calgary. Vader has one eye bandaged (from the rubbing
  34. alcohol tossed by Luna).
  35.  
  36. The match starts during the commercial break. This one is almost all
  37. Vader. Neidhart shows he's definitely on DX's side by pulling down the
  38. ropes as Vader hits them, sending him to the floor. He and Hunter then
  39. stomp on Vader as Shawn distracts the ref. Vader is tossed back in, but
  40. continues to dominate Michaels. Vader sets up Shawn for the Vaderbomb,
  41. but Hunter throws a cup of "hot" coffee in Vader's good eye (as Neidhart
  42. distracts the ref). Shawn nails the Superkick and covers for the pin.
  43.  
  44. The newly expanded Degeneration X celebrates in the ring. Suddenly Chyna,
  45. who had surreptitiously circled around behind Neidhart, whomps him with a
  46. crotch shot from the rear. Shawn and Hunter turn and clothesline the
  47. Anvil to the mat. The show ends with the three stomping on Neidhart as
  48. Shawn yells stuff like "Who is the 'Icon'?!" into the mic.
  49.  
  50. - Next week: Michinoku vs. Aguila. Christopher vs. Taylor.
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