djkaktus' world famous 10pm chili
derived from djkaktus' mom's delicious taco soup (bless her)
by djkaktus

ingredients:
- 2 lbs chopped sirloin or sirloin strips
- 2 lbs hot sausage or chorizo
- 2 cans Rotel (hottest variety they have, or milder if you are a trout)
- 2 cans creamed corn
- 2 packets ranch dressing powder
- 2 packets taco seasoning powder
- 2 habanero peppers, diced (seeds only if you want your asshole to remind you of the meal after about two hours)

instructions:

1) in a large pan over medium heat, brown your sirloin and sausage. sausage should be cooked thoroughly, but sirloin can be cooked medium / medium rare. cooks quickly so keep an eye on it.
2) season sirloin with some flaky salt and black pepper. don't overdo it because there's plenty of other seasoning coming but I like to get a little on the steak ahead of time to lock down those good juices.
3) in a large crock pot or other large, high-walled pot, add your cooked meats, canned vegetables, and seasoning packets. stir to mix thoroughly. dice your habaneros if you haven't done so yet then add that puppy in. some people might say "djkaktus this is too hot" and those people are both wrong and trout.
3b) fill 2 of your now empty cans of rotel with water and add that.
4) set crockpot or stock pot to low and allow chili to simmer for like 6-8 hours. i did mine overnight and it was fucking delicious. once you're done cooking turn it to the warmer setting and let that bad boy fill your domicile with delicious chili aroma.

serve in warm bowls with grated cheddar or mexican cheese on the side, and also sour cream. both are delicious ways to enjoy this chili.

note: if you put beans in this fucking chili you are dead to me. beans in chili are an abomination and anyone who says otherwise has sold out to big bean. you're going to make this chili the way cowboys made this chili - meat, peppers, done. fucking delicious. your family, friends, and stomach will thank you.

could it be made better with custom seasoning and your own chili paste or whatever? sure, yes. but this is super easy and you can buy all the ingredients for less than 30 bucks. serves like 12 people. less than $3 per bowl, that's a goddamn steal.

eat this chili and your life will be better, your cares will disappear, your kids will get into college and your dick will be the size of a fucking boat. bon appetite.