CH
*o yeah that
yeah that was a thing that happened
MP
Wait, seriously?
I half-expected you to ask me what the hell I was talking about
CH
n* it definitely happened
g*lden planet city right?
MP
Yes
Wow
Okay then
So what did you get up to after I, uh, fell back asleep?
Woke up?
Man this is confusing
CH
i just went back t* sleep t**?
MP
Oh cool
CH
there are m*re humans ar*und
MP
There are?
Who are they?
CH
theyre crawling ar*und my land like an inefestati*n
MP
Isn't your land rather inhospitable
?
CH
s*me weeb girl named catherine and s*me green assh*le i cant remember the name *f
MP
Huh
CH
wh* threw a fucking imp army at me
MP
I knew a Catherine in middle school
Wait what?
The green person is allied with the monsters?
CH
i think he left a musclebeast head in my hive t** which was kind *f nice but still creepy
MP
That would just be creepy to me, but to each their own
Are you okay?
CH
ill be fine
im fucking pissed th*ugh
MP
"I'll BE fine" is not the same as "I AM fine"
Make sure to take proper care of yourself, or else come here so I can take care of it for you
CH
w*uld y*u be all m**nbeams and petal plants after fighting a literal army?
MP
Well, no
I suppose you have me there
Were it me, I probably would have just turned tail and run
I'm glad you won
What in particular got you upset?
CH
these assh*les w*nt leave me al*ne and when i try t* get rid *f *ne the *ther attacks me!
this is my planet they d*nt get t* just walk ar*und like they *wn the place
MP
Yeah, that would be upsetting
Did they say anything in particular that you think might be important?
CH
m*stly just called me ugly
MP
Well that was unkind of them
I think you look perfectly nice myself
CH
uh
thanks
thats n*t sarcastic right
MP
Not at all!
CH
*h *k
i guess y*u d*nt l**k t** bad y*urself?
MP
Ha, thank you
CH
f*r a strange pink squishy alien
MP
You certainly have a way with words, Keelut
(For the record, that was meant to be both sarcastic and teasing)
(Sarcasteasing?)
(No wait that sounds stupid)
Alright, so strange humans bothering you on your land
Clearly the answer is to get you off your land and aaAAAUGH
CH
uh
MP
I STILL forgot to tell Zack to build up your house!
CH
fuck
MP
He should be contacting me soon at least, so at least there's that
CH
please get me the fuck *ff this planet as fast as p*ssible
MP
Well
CH
bef*re m*re crazy humans sh*w up
MP
If Zack doesn't get back to me soon, is there a way you could climb up yourself?
Or maybe you could alchemize something that flies
CH
i climbed my hive t* get t* the first gate but i d*nt think i c*uld climb all the way t* the *ne after that
MP
Probably not
I think you'll need to go higher anyway, Zach's land sounds like one you might want to skip
He didn't have many nice things to say about it
CH
which *ne sh*uld i try t* get t*?
MP
I think the fourth one
That's my land, at least
CH
*k
ill w*rk *n it
MP
If you want to go to Tirrim's land, then you'll need the sixth one
CH
let me kn*w if y*u get a captcha f*r anything that can fly
MP
I'll tell Zach to build you up as far as he can
Maybe there's a way he can do it without using too much grist, make it stretch further
I will also do that
CH
ive g*t m*re shit t* d* but ill get t* y*ur place s**n
h*pefully
MP
The third gate will take you further into your own land, if that's what you'd prefer
CH
yeah n* im c*ming t* y*u
fuck this place
MP
Okay ^w^
Not going to lie, after traveling with Zach, being on my own seems almost lonely in a way
I'll make sure to have some food ready for you
Is there anything in particular that you like?
CH
ive eaten exclusively lusii c**ked *ver a camp fire f*r a while
s* anything n*t that
MP
Okay, uh
Would you prefer a vegetarian meal, then?
CH
just d* whatever y*u think is fun this is weird and i d*nt kn*w h*w t* deal with it
MP
I don't want to do what I think is fun, I want to make something that you'd like!
I'll put a few things together, you can choose for yourself
CH
*k ill uh
l**k f*rward t* it
MP
(✿◠‿◠)
CH
fuck thats ad*rable
* CH has ceased pestering MP
MP
Thank you!
Oh
You've left already